>one chance at life
>born in Northern Ireland
fucking hell, i hate the people here. somebody nuke us, please.
>>51858571
MISSUS BANFIELD
you could have been welsh
>>51858571
>one chance at life
>move to the united states
cry every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
>>51858571
That's cute...
Give a good look to my flag and witness the symbol of despair
>>51858871
t. Alberto Barbosa
Come join us in the motherland, OP.
>>51858571
reunite with the republic familia
we have mad craic and culchies
>>51862508
mad craic tbf
well that's nice. but at least you're in a great place. unlike mine...
>>51858637
I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST
>>51867567
>says the Flip masterace
You could have the IRA do that for you OP.
do what needs to be done son
>>51858571
We're waiting for you.
>one chance at life
>born in the greatest country ever made
god bless
>once chance at life
>destinated to live to work
>one chance at life
>born in Finland
>>51870488
> naked sauna with random qts is a bretty cool way to live
>>51867567
>says most powerful race in the world
>>51858571
>once chance at life
>born in Australia
Not many feels better than this tbqh.
>>51858571
>one chance at life
>Born in Indonesia
>>51870891
What about being born in another country?
>one chance at life
>born in Russia
I stopped caring a long time ago and accepted this soul crashing fact
>one chance at life
>get good grades so I can move anywhere I want
>implying there is a "good" place to be born
>>51858571
You're in Britain you fucking troll, the Irish are badass, at least they can handle their alcohol you fucking pussy ass bitch
>>51870986
>being born in another country
>>51858571
>one chance at life
>born with a bellow average penis
Don't know why I was born tbqh.
>>51871026
Aussies are pretty legit too, don't sweat it.
I wish we had better relations with the common wealth.
>>51871040
You can pound my boipucci any day you want, Alberto
>>51871040
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>51871040
Learn to eat pussy, no matter how long your cock is, you'll blow your load before they cum. Learn to eat their pussy and you'll be the envy of the male community.
>>51871063
at least we have the ANZUS mate
>>51871040
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51871127
I'm not trying to bantz man, Britain is our homie too, but I wish they'd stand up more to the mudslimes invading them.
>>51870116
This
please ignore the faggot american posting above me
>>51871172
yeah Britain's fucked tbqh
although the brits are pretty quickly starting to take a stand against this
>>51871127
Also Aussies saved our ass, they sent so many troops to aid us in our war on terror.
True manliness and loyalty? Look no further than Australia.
It could've been worse.
>one chance at life
>born in a shitty ranch in Oaxaca, Mexico
>I'm not a fucking quitter, so when I turn 6, my 17-year-old brother and I sneak into the U.S. to live with our aunt
>we settle in San Diego
>he gets a job as a farmhand for some strawberry farmers
>meanwhile I go to school and study hard to learn the language
>fastforward
>third year of college, studying bio-engineering
>tfw Trump is gonna deport me
>tfw it doesn't matter because I'm no quitter and I'll find a way
We're all gonna make it.
>>51871246
lel
On TV once I saw some of those weird German villages in the highlands in Brazil. Are they much better than shitholes like Sao Paulo? They seemed pretty comfy to me.
>>51871263
Get fucked illegal piece of shit.
>>51871263
Don't worry, Trump is gonna fail.
>yfw a progressive white fucker is posting this
I love Mexicans, they hold true to their morals. Bring your whole family here please.
When they try to pass a bill that allows illegals to become U.S. citizens, I'm voting fuck yes.
>>51871263
>>51871313
>>51871301
C'mon man, they have just as much a right here as my white pilgrim ancestors.
>>51870751
If you think British winter is depressing you'd have a very very bad time in Scandinavia
>>51871356
No they don't and I doubt you are white
>>51858571
at least you can fuck goats pretty easily
>>51871230
>True manliness and loyalty? Look no further than Australia.
cheers cunt
>>51871313
this desu
I can't imagine a scenario where trump actually gets voted in and can legally deport all the immigrants. He's saying shit like that to win over the fucking redneck voters and nothing else. He probably wont even get the nomination within his own party.
>>51871358
Does it rain for 5 months there?
>>51871377
Prove you're white, cause I'm white. I'm just ugly as fuck.
You can tell I'm telling the truth, cause I'm fucking drunk. Bitchboy.
>not born in Africa
>not born in poor parts of Asia
>not born in Latin America
>complaining
>>51871402
Kek the burden of proof is on you
>>51871400
More like 2 months of rain and 3 months of snow. It's bloody freezing and dark 24/7. There's no pub culture or any of that stuff here so mostly people just kinda sit at home doing fuck all.
>>51871498
ok not so good, but at least you get snow. Where I live it snows maybe 2 out of 3 years for a 1-5 days. 4 of those days its frozen slush. I would like a few weeks of snow.
>>51871546
lel no you don't
>>51871281
Sure, small towns and villages usually get less attention from drug trafficking, which greatly improves your chance of not randomly getting shot. I live pretty close to these places and I've seen some personally, they do seem pretty comfy.
They also speak a dialect of German that borrows a bunch Portuguese words, Riograndenser Hunsrückisch is pretty cool.
Honestly I feel like I done well in the genetic lottery. Every time I see a third worlder here I feel better about myself.
>one chance in life
>not born in scotland
>>51871658
that must be suffering lad
>>51871723
Not really. It's nice looking but the people are kinda shitty
>>51871426
These are mi familia fuckboy
>>51871658
Good on you. I too managed not to end up in that socialist shit hole.
Greece is kinda comfy desu
>>51871845
Are you kidnapped? Mexicans often think the bigger the person the bigger the ransom can be.
>>51871658
>tfw your family left scotland to the Appalachia in the 17th century
>>51871952
Kek, you're trolling, but I love you anyways faggot.
>>51871845
So mexican or arab
>>51872032
Trolling? Damn it im trying to keep the white race alive here! Tell me your location and I'll send help right away. Hurry before you starve, it appears you're at risk
>>51871797
wantin chibbed?
