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Invited: Israeli, Jews, good goys
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH1CS-ArtUI
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WE
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2ND FOR ZION
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>>51844621
3rd for good goy
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>>51844636
WE are family. Father, mother, sisters, and me.

>>51844739
More like best goy.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tohu_wa-bohu
>Tohu wa bohu (תֹ֙הוּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ) is a Biblical Hebrew phrase found in the Book of Genesis 1:2 that describes the condition of the earth before God said, "Let there be light" (Gen. 1:3). Precise translation of the phrase is difficult, since it is a Hebrew wordplay, like ve-ha-oniyyah hishevah le-hishaver in Jonah 1:4

can any good merchantman help to understand what is going on with this "hebrew wordplay"? i swear i'll buy more jewish products if you answer
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>>51845076
The words sound kind of similar, thus have a wordplay-ish vibe.

"Tohu wa bohu" literally in Hebrew: wilderness and emptiness. Less literal in Hebrew: chaos.
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>>51845319
is there a term in hebrew for something like this wordplay?
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>>51845076
I actually had no idea what wordplay is behind it, so I searched a little bit and found that both words actually mean the same thing, only difference is that 'Tohu' is more ancient. The two word combination has a modern definition that we Israelis use pretty rarely which basically means chaos/disorder/a mess.
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>>51845582
There's no word for this specific kind of wordplay, but wordplay in general is 'Mischak Milim' (Mischak means game, Milim means words)
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>>51844621
עוד לירון

וגם, מה קרה פרק אחרון? מה עשו לה?
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>>51844636
>look mum I posted it again!!1
Australian """""banter""""" is reddit tier 'it'll be funny if I mass spam it with a golden lol.jpg' humor

נמאס מהספאמרים האוטיסטים
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>>51845590
>>51845725
alright, thanks ahi
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>>51845757
לא יודע מה עשו לה.. מה שאני כן יודע זה מה אני הייתי עושה לה
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>>51845757
>לירון התעצבנה על שושן ששיקר לה ולעומר מה שגרם להדחה של עומר בסוף..
>לירון יצאה רגע לפני משימת פרס לפני שני השבטים ופתחה הכל על שושן שהוא שקרן וזה
>המשימה מתחילה
>שושן לא עומד בלחץ
>הם מפסידים
>שושן מתחיל לצעוק עליה שהם הפסידו בגללה
>היא מתעצבנת עליו בחזרה
>כל השבט שלה צועק עליה
>טילטיל אומר לה לעוף מהאי
>לירון בוכה
>טילטיל מבין שהוא יצא ערס והולך להתנצל
>טילטיל בוכה שוב עד שלירון מסכימה לסלוח לו
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i need recommendations for baby names
my fiancee is pregnant.

modern hebrew only.
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>>51846339
Shlomo
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>>51846400
baby names. not grampa names.
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>>51846339
Shlomo Chaim Goldbergstien
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>>51846339
מוחמד באופנה עכשיו
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>>51845582
nah that's super ancient words that people used a gorillion years ago , i dont think anyone now really knows what they mean but in modern hebrew it means shit's fucked up
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>>51846578
can i get any non-meme answers?
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>>51846339
bibi
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>>51846821
פשוט תקרא לו בשם נורמלי ותחסוך לילד סבל שהיה אפשר למנוע ממנו.
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>>51846821
קרא לו דוד
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>>51846881
like what? i need unisex names because we still don't know yet if it's a boy or a girl.

>>51846953
calling someone a name that automatically turns into a nickname (david>dudi, itzhak>itzik, avraham>avi) is just silly in my opinion.
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>>51846339
קופיקס
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>>51845790
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>51847105
>naming a child before you know the sex
>not having a nickname
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>>51846339
mehmet is solid 3.14 alpha name
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>>51847105
>unisex
אחמד
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>>51847105
>choosing a unisex name because you dont know if its a boy or a girl .
name it abortion and drop it in the yarkon ,just in case so you wont pass on your stupidity .
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>>51847105
קרא למזדיין הקטן "צוף" וחכה עד שהוא יתאבד בגלל שהוא יקבל כאפות בבית הספר.
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>>51847105
>unisex names
Mor
Dor
Bar
Gal
Orr
Chen
Gil
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>rabbi charging certificate
is normal? my grandma is yehudia.
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>>51847674
>giving rabbi's money
ISHYGDDT
those shitstains ruin my country because people keep feeding them cash .
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>>51847558
איכס שמות של קוקסינל
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>>51847558
>Dor
>unisex
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>>51847795
t. dima the possible goy

>>51847841
he is correct though. dor is unisex
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>>51847956
>אתה רוסי אם אתה לא רוצה לקרוא לילד בר/חן
Damage control
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>>51847789
i want to leave my country bankrupt, he is asking for money to give certificate of bat mitzvah.
if i go to israel i can get my citizenship without certificate?
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>>51847558
>how you want your kid senpai
>you know them generic mediocre unambitious children?
>say no more
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>>51848068
>>51848144
give me prettier names then instead of ad hominem

>>51848071
you had bat mitzvah? at which age?
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>>51847956
there is nothing unisex about dor dumbass
just like omer and daniel

also >le ruski goy meme
fuckoff
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Sup Zion

As Europe is diving into darkness, cold and depression every day a bit more, how is the weather is Israel? Can you still swim in the sea (in Eilat maybe)?

I have not seen the sun in 2 weeks or something. But they say maybe next week.
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>>51848238
my grandma,12, she is dead now.
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>>51848071
you dont need a fucking bar mitzvah certificate .
you do need from what i know some documents or proof your family is jewish .
if you dont have much get the certificate .
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>>51848333
Cold as fuck this week, tho still sunny.
Eilat is always warmer.
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>>51848333
eilat has good weather almost all year .
the rest of israel is cold as fuark everyone's freezing to death (15-22 celsius) by israeli standards .
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>>51848553
we had -9 celsius two night ago around Haifa
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>>51848333
It's cold as tits
But probably hot for you
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>>51848553
>freezing to death
>(15-22 celsius)
Does a normal Israeli house even have radiators?
>>51848415
Comfy. Or is one of these places where people go in winter because it's unbearably hot in summer?
>>51848598
Didn't even know med areas can get that cold.
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>>51848333
Israelis will tell you that it's also cold here, but what they call cold is probably summer for you.
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>>51848598
sounds like bullshit to me , maybe around the university combined with wind it was effectively that .

>>51848707
we use the AC heating mostly . also israeli houses have shit insulation .

>>51848707
most israeli people go there in summer , you get russian tourists there in winter , most israelis live near the coast and summer + sea humidity = suffering .eilat = 0 humidity all the time , so its comfy as fuck .
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>>51845757
אתם האנשים היחידים שצופים בזה, אתם וחובבי ריאליטי בנות 50
אתם אמורים להיות אנשים משכילים
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>18 יום לגיוס
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>>51850015
לאן?
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>>51850015

טירונות חורף בטח מבאס תחת כולם חולים באוהל וחופ"ל מקציב לך אקמול ליומיים
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>>51844621
>>51846058
Good chebs
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>>51850015

אני לא אשכח את יום הגיוס שלי. היה איזה מגה-חנון שהיה במתקפת פאניקה כל היום. כשהגיעו האוטובוסים לקחת אותנו לבסיס טירונות הוא אמר 'א-אני לא מתפנה' והוא היה כולו אדום.

זרקו אותו למעצר ללילה ואז הוא עשה טירונות כמו כולנו.

אל תהיה החנון הזה.
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>>51850564
חחחח צוף? זה אתה?
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>>51850681

אינני צוף

אני מניח שאני לא היחיד שראה דברים כאלה בבקו"ם
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>>51850015
תהנה ב מצ\ח"א טכני\חימוש
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>>51850681
אני מסרב להאמין שמישהוא הה אכזר מספיק לקרוא לילד שלו צוף .
זה כמו הערבים הטמבלים האלה שניסו לקרוא לילד שלהם אדולף היטלר .
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>>51851086
לא נהוג לאחל לאדם הנאה לקראת הוצאה להורג
אלו שיטות פעולה מעזעות ובלתי מוסריות של ארגוני טרור סוריים
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>>51851086
לא נהוג לאחל לאדם הנאה לקראת הוצאה להורג
אלו שיטות פעולה רצחניות ובלתי הומניות בעליל של ארגוני טרור ברבריים מסוריה
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>>51851153
>>51851272
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>>51851153
>>51851272
> צהל
>הוצאה להורג

לשחק בקקי 3 שנים זה לא כזה נורא
חוץ מזה שהצעירים היום עושים פחות הם בצבא איזה שבועיים
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>>51847841
Every name is becoming unisex.

In 30 years we'll have boys named Naama and girls named Yossi
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>>51851735
>boys named Naama and girls named Yossi

>what are noam and yosefa
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ראשון בעבור אנימציה יפנית
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>>51851990
There are girls named noam already
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>>51851994
NO israelis aren't pathetic manchildren
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>>51851994
למה אתה משתמש דווקא בדמות הגרועה ביותר בהיסטוריה של האנימה?
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J E W S
E
W
S
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>>51846339
Joshua always sounded pretty badass imo.
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>>51851994
אנימציה אינדונזית היא חלק חשוב ביותר מן ההוואי כאן
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>>51852043
כדי לגרוף תגובות מטיפשים כמוך
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>>51852052
Way too Anglo sounding.

Unless you mean the original Hebrew form, but I don't think anyone was unironically named Yehoshua in the last 100 years
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>>51852045
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Daily reminder.
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>>51846821
>>51846339
אַלבערטאָ באַרבאָזאַה
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>>51852116
shalom my kike brother
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>>51846339
כהנא
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>>51852089
אני לא חושב שהיית שום סידרה, אנימה או לא, שגרמה לי כל כך הרבה זעם טהור, וראיתי עוד סדרוצ הארם מפגרות אחרות.
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>>51851994
בלי ציורי מערות צ'רקסיים בבקשה
>>51851990
> yosefa
למה ?
>>51852052
in hebrew its pronounced yehoshua which is a lot less badass and everyone just calls you yosi
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>>51852152
Salam my sandnigger love
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>>51850136
לא עברתי קצין מיון אלוהים יודע

>>51850312
לקחת אקמול זה מפגר
אתה סתם הורס את מערכת החיסון ולא נותן לגוף זמן להחלים כמו שצריך וסוחב איתך מחלה לפעמים חודשים
לוקחים אקמול פעם אחת כשיש חום ממש גבוה וזה כבר בלתי נסבל

>>51850564
אני מת לעזוב כבר את הבית אז זה לא בעיה

>>51851086
אם זורקים אותי לג'וב כזה זוועה אני מבקש ת"ש שבוע שבוע והולך לעבוד
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>>51846339
מילקי גולד
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>>51846339
ברוך גולדשטיין
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>>51846339
דונלד טראמפ
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>>51852115
>>51852224
Just go with Schlomo then ;))))
Or Aaron or Abel those names also sound bretty good
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>>51852226
are there a lot of weebs in Israel?
shaking my head to be honest family
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Do Israelis speak Yiddish or nah?
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>>51846339
rotem is underrated tb.h
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>>51846339
Isaac/יִצְחָק/İshak like my uncle
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>>51852354
only penguins do
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>>51852349
the only israeli weebs are on 4chin
the rest are hiding it

>>51852354
probably only grandpas and ultra orthodox jews
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>>51852349
Not enough desu aho

>>51852354
Not even the Haredim speak it anymore

It's not even a real language.
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>>51852354
אידיש א מאמעעע
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>>51852391
>>51852291
>>51852242
>>51852052
biblical names are outdated in Israel.
only old 80 grandparents are named by them.

these are the best answer so far for modern israeli names: >>51847558
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>>51852228
>לא עברתי קצין מיון
טכני\מצ\חימוש 95%,תתחיל להתאמן מול המראה לחרטט שאתה רוצה להתאבד.
נפלתי לטכני בעצמי בזמנו אבל התקמבנתי לצאת.

> לקחת אקמול זה מפגר
תגיד את זה לחובשים שעוברים קורס של מליון שנה ומלמדים אותם שאקמול זה תרופת פלא מרפא לוקימיה תרשת וסוכרת וזה התרופא היחידה שקיימת בצבא לכל דבר .

>אני מת לעזוב כבר את הבית אז זה לא בעיה
שתי המילים הראשונות במשפט הזה יכולות להיות נכונות מאוד בחודשים הקרובים

>אם זורקים אותי לג'וב כזה זוועה אני מבקש ת"ש שבוע שבוע והולך לעבוד
בהצלחה


תזכור שכל הצבא זה חרטא וכמעט בכל מקום יש לך איפה להתקמבן , אל תיקח קשה מדי .
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>>51852349
Look up CAMI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60FUPVtq9k

based
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>>51852349
By the actual definition of weebs, no, not many.
If you use the retarded /b/ definition of "anyone who ever watched anime", then there's quite many of them. There are quite a few hebrew anime forums/blogs around, and cosplay events are often attended by thousands of people.
A lot of them are girl too, surprisingly enough.
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>>51852588
>A lot of them are girl too, surprisingly enough.
Nothing surprising about anime being a feminine medium.
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>>51852564
wew lad
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>>51852588
I went to a few of these weeb cons and I think over 50% were girls.
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I think Noam and Adi are both great names for both a girl and a boy

דרך אגב, יש לכם ניחוש כמה ישראלים מבלים להם כאן בפורצ׳אן? כי אני עד לא מזמן חשבתי שבסביבות ה10 בערך..
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What do you propose we do to normalise Israel-Arab relations?

I suggest promotion of healthy banter and race-mixing 2bh.
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>>51852556
אה גם שכחתי לאמר ש
א. אני מתגייס לחוות השומר
ב. אני יכול לבקש ת"ש וא פטור או מה שבראש שלי ואני אקבל בלי לחרטט כי עברתי אצל הקבן בגלל תרופות בעבר

>תזכור שכל הצבא זה חרטא וכמעט בכל מקום יש לך איפה להתקמבן

זה מובן מאליו
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>>51852349
fucking pokemon\naruto\DBZ are the official israeli late 90s\2000s childhood\adolescence shows .

back when i was in the army we were patrolling in near hevron and we threw a bunch of fake pokeballs we made when we were bored at some annoying palestinian kids , we tried to teach them to throw pokeballs and not rocks .
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>>51852391
literally naming your kid 'will laugh'
fucking retarded desu senpai baka .
also who's that dumbledore dude ?
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>>51852765
We've already "conquered" your girls. :^)

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira_Awad
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>>51852806
Don't forget Inuyasha, CCS and Yu Yu Hakusho
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>>51852806
lmao did the Palestinian kids ask for more Pokéballs?
2bh Pokémon has transcended "anime". It's considered as regular cartoon although the medium is anime all the same.
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>>51852765
Annex west bank and gib ayyrabs citizenship

then we integrate them into our society. if they try something stupid, they get a free bullet :^)
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>>51852806
"Do Pokemon, not war" is actually a greate peace promoting campaign among people who probably didn't even know what a pokeball is..
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>>51852767
חוות השומר זה של הרוסים\בעייתיים נכון ?
תאמין לי שאתה יכול ליפול לחירטוטים וביורוקרטיות של הצבא ולא לצאת מזה , למשל כל הדברים שלך מהקבן לא משנים אם אתה בחיל האוויר כי אין קב"נים בחיל האוויר .
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>>51852876
>בוא ניתן למיליוני ערבים אזרחות ונעשה אותם הרוב
>מה יכול להשתבש
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>>51852722
אולי ב /int/ בו זמנית 10
בכל 4צ'אן הרבה יותר
הכרתי יותר מ 10 ישראלים ב4צ'ן ב 2008 (יענו במציאות)
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>>51852872
>CCS
I want to find and personally thank whoever brought the show to Israel and didn't base it on the terrible American dub.
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>>51852862
My grandpa in 1600s
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>>51852994
>implying we are not arabs in denial
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>>51852863
i could get behind that 2bh
>>51852876
still too violent 2bh
there needs to be a new state altogether. call it Israelistine or something and hopefully the arabs and the jews can coexist
some day...
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>>51852722
2-3 years ago I used to be able to browse /int/ place for a week and not see another Israeli flag (although it's probably due to the ban).
My best guess is around ~40-50 on /int/ nowadays. There are a few more on idiots on /pol/, maybe ~10. I know Israelis also show up on /sp/ now and then, but I never browsed that place for more than two minutes.
Outside these boards, all bets are off. Israelis turn out in the weirdest of places. Always weird to see an Israeli name/flag on some tiny obscure forum.
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>>51852806
when i was in basic training in the army, we had one odd ethiopian-born soldier in my platoon who was drawing goku and vegeta all the time and a few other soldiers made fun of him.
one day our commander heard that and while standing at attention he told our platoon that making fun of because he likes DBZ is dumb. and then gave an order that anyone who've watched DBZ to raise their hands, and literally the entire platoon raised their hands.

commander was a full on bro.
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>>51852979
>הרוסים\בעייתיים

לא יודע לגבי רוסים אבל כן יש שמה בעייתים, אנשים שלא השלימו בגרות, כאלה שהקב"ן שלח
כל האלה שלא בטוח איך יסתדרו בצבא

>תאמין לי שאתה יכול ליפול לחירטוטים וביורוקרטיות של הצבא ולא לצאת מזה

שמע, עד עכשיו היה בסדר, אמרו לי שנים שאני לא אתגייס בגלל תרופות ופסיכיאטרים וחרא כזה ואחרי שלוש פגישות עם הקבן אני יוצא פרופיל 82
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>>51853190
I can smell the 02
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>>51853189
פה /v/ מי?
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>>51853259
Givaati tbqh
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>>51853120
m9 arabs can't even coexist amongst eachother
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>>51853280
>המרוקאי הגיע
לאאאאא
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>>51853190
lmao good post
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>>51853272
/a/-/f/-[s4s]
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>>51853272
היי
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>>51852765
wait for political parties to put non retards on their lists for the kneset for the elections and choose them.
wait for non retarded people to become palestinian leaders .
not sure about israeli-arab relations but most of our problems with palestinians could be fixed fairly quickly if us and them had actual functioning competent governments that can do their job.
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>>51853338
We need to make /ashkenaz/ ťbh
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>>51853272
/vp/ /co/ /a/
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>>51853111
tfw turks go learn magic in turk-hogwartz and im too muggle to get magicschool invitation .
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>>51852765
You do realize Israel already has peace treaties with Jordan and Egypt (and Turkey which is Muslim but not Arab).
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>>51853190
>קסדת אופניים
>הרצועה תקועה על המחסנית
>כפפות חצי
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>>51844621
me on right
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>>51852862
>literally naming your kid 'will laugh'
Itzhak Herzog should rename it to 'will sleep'

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS4yInEyiOQ
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>>51853388
really? i was under the impression that religion plays a bigger role in the propagation of this conflict? is that incorrect?
>>51853503
yeah i am aware. but this was only after Israel BTFO'd them 2bh. i am talking about a less violent path to peace
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>>51853515
זה תמונה מבויימת, לא באמת מכוונים שם על מחבלים באותה שניה.
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>>51853515
זה הטח מאיזה פרסומת לחברות ציוד צבאי למושפעים
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>>51853521
>turkey
>pink nipples
You can't fool us.
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>>51853727
new thread
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>>51853515
>>51853662
i found the full pic
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> idf-special-unit.jpg
emphasis on "special"
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>>51853589
religious people live in their little slum neighborhoods and no one gives a shit about them in israel (except when they riot because we tell them to serve in the army like everyone else or someone drives into their turf on a shabat by mistake).

also im pretty sure palestinians are some of the least religious ayy-rabs around , and like a huge part of palestinians inside israel are christian .


no this has nothing to do with religion its just a wheel of butthurt turning around and no leaders\governments competent enough\have enough political backing to stop it .
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>>51853589
Religion does play a role in the fact that Islam has a terror virus eating it from within, and in the form of racism from both sides.. But good leaders and functioning governments (instead of bunch of assholes who only care about their asses from the Israeli side and real government instead of a bunch of barbaric terrorists from the Palestinian side) can solve all of this pretty quickly..
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>>51853827
why not tavor?
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>>51853589
well the egypt one was after they got BTFO'd but the jordan one is pretty much because their king was not retarded and realized it would be very beneficial to jordan (we did BTFO them too at some point but that's not the point).
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>>51853955
>>51853962
do you see this conflict ending in our lifetimes? would be nice 2bh
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>>51853765
b-but i'm feeling comfy here
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>>51853955
Over 90% of the Palestinians are Muslims.

Over 90% of the Israeli-Arabs are Muslims as well.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinians#Religion
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citizens_of_Israel#Sectarian_and_religious_groupings
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>>51853622
מזל שלא כיוון, למה הכוונת שתי מטר מעל הקת, רוס"ר לזברות זה
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>>51853967
because its some shitty ad probably for a company that sells shit to soldiers who think they're rambo and buy unnecessary addons for their guns and military gear .

the guys in the pic look like retards to actual soldiers .
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>>51853967
Israeli paratroopers-related units prefer M4 over Tavor, tho most combat soldiers do use Tavor.
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>>51844621
Is being a Jew enough to get a visa to live in Israel?
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>>51854202
it's shayetet 13. can't you reverse google?
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>>51854334
Yes, even partially.
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>>51851350
>>51851994
>>51852088
>>51852089
>>51852116
>>51852226
>>51853354
>jews falling for their own tricks
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>>51854062
Would be really nice.. But the only option in my opinion is to disconnect this two folks/peoples/nations from each other, and right now I don't see that option starting to look possibly happening in the next 5 years or so.. It will take a new and a really gifted and strong leader from our side to make that possible. I personally put my bet on Yair Lapid. Until he will be the new prime minister, nothing will change for the good in all aspects of life in this area.
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>>51853827
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>>51854394
Stupid vargposter
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>>51854335
>shayetet 13

that explains it, the paintball brigade
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>>51854394
>anime
>created by japanese
>in japan
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>>51854461
>japan
>jepan
>jewpan
wew lad
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>>51854394
wat
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>>51854494
Weren't you in Belgium the other day?
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>>51854230
That's not how you apply facepaint.
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>>51854389
Going to stop by the embassy next time I'm in chicago
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>>51849127
>almost 40% ratings and still going up
>"if i don't like to watch it, no one would!! ;__;"
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>>51854461
he's going to post that quentin comic
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>>51854584
>t. played Call of Duty twice
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Dear Jews:
For what purpose?
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>>51854638
not quite

>>51854436
>>51854510
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>>51855556

Offering a service where there is a market for it is business 101 my blonde friend
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>>51855586
>autistic man children worshipping cartoon characters
I-it's the JEWS! The glorious Germanic Master Race would NEVER do this!
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How efficient is Hebrew at transmitting information compared to English? Obviously English is first place.
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>>51855691
chestpants make people evil
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>>51855691
>that power bottom hair
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>>51854672
The entire idea is to break lines on the face, not create them. Same reason the shading needs to be lighter around the eyes. She looks like a clown the way she's daubed it.

But I guess someone sitting in the Kirya every day with bettim pouring out of his pockets wouldn't know much about that. Assuming you're old enough to be drafted, or haven't otherwise bullshitted your way out of service entirely.
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>>51855639
Der Juden fabricated a market supply at his own expense so that future Jewry could reap the rewards.
Who is David Schwarz.

Weekly we have Jews on TV talking about how there's no real Swedish culture. We saved their grandparents from the camps and this is how they thank us?

>>51855802
I don't know what power bottom means, but does it have something to do with gay people?
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>>51855765
Hebrew can efficiently say 4 English words in one.


"When she was showering."
"כשהתקלחה."
"Kshehitkalkha."
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>>51855896
Dominant Bottom. While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex.
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>>51855896
>>51855556
Have fun getting your innocent white daughters bred by big black cocks. :^)

http://www.europeanguardian.com/81-uncategorised/immigration/635-israel-is-shipping-its-deported-africans-off-to-sweden
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>>51855877
This. Disruption is the primary goal with face paint because humans are very good at detecting faces. First, you should disrupt the eyes and mouth (lighter colours), and then you should disrupt the edges of your face (erratic contrasting lines). If you want to go overkill, you can counter-shade below the nose and chin.

>>51856003
Thanks, jew friend.

>>51856037
But why are the Jews doing this?
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>>51856191
Payback. :^)
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>>51856482
For what? Saving you from the Germans?
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>>51853467
You're a merchant, Harry.
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>>51856191
>But why are the Jews doing this?

You are doing it to yourself. Well, maybe not you as people, but you as your political elite and business-elite. The more people in the country, the bigger internal demand that accelerates economy. And the bigger competition on job market, which is good for companies.

Some leftist Jews who support it do it out of good intentions, because they believe in humanism and love.
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>>51856556
1. WWII Pro-Nazis Swedes.
2. Millennial Pro-Palestinian Swedes.

You guys just love to get cvcked by evil nations.
That's why you accepted dozens of African immigrants that we sent over you.
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>>51856611
>but you as your political elite and business-elite
That would be Jews. The 'king-Jew' David Schwarz, the George Soros of Sweden, appointed by the dominant media empire in Sweden, the Jewish Bonnier dynasty, to run the largest Swedish news paper (that the Bonniers had bought up) is widely regarded as the creator of Swedish multi-culturalism, and the making taboo of critical and open thought in Sweden. Indeed, almost all pro-migration articles of the time were delivered by Jews, who lobbied, successfully, that our socialist government would internally vote for a referendum declaring Sweden to be 'multi-cultural' in 1975 (and that the state should be dismantled as a nation-state in effect). This was in between elections, by the way. Since then, the Jew lords of Swedish media have gone on a witch hunt on anyone perceived as "racist", creating a societal climate where open debate is no longer possible, unlike in say, Finland, which sided with the axis powers in WWII, and thus have no Jewish media empires to speak of.

Of course, your average people follow whatever the dominant news source tells them. This is the case in all countries. Sweden had the bad luck of choosing to save Jews during WWII, who through cronyism managed to take over the Swedish media, and thereby the Swedish people. They, under new 'king Jew' Wolodarski, are actively waging war on what they're calling "alternative media" - media not run by Jews, that reports on actual ethnicity and statistics that could be perceived as "beneficial to racists".
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>>51856752
1. Sweden was neutral because openly siding against the nazis was just an invitation to get occupied. The Swedish state helped the Norwegian resistance and the Danish resistance, particularly in smuggling Jews from said nations to Sweden.
2. The pro-Palestinian Swedes are a direct result of Jewish lobbying for mass migration of Arabs.

Your chosen master race friends do this to all countries they happen to inhabit. Like Australia, the UK, the U.S., etc., all the allied powers that went out of their way to fight the nazis. Why is it so important for at least most non-Israeli Jews that the west becomes void of nation-states? What about western nation-states is so bad?
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>>51844621
Could I join the IDF as a Lone Soldier being a goy foreigner that has no family in Israel?
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>>51857029

Mr Soros is a globalist, his son established "jewish action" that promotes multiculturalism also in Israel, not only in non-Jewish countries/societies. Globalists don't care about nations but about a human being in general. He is not a bad person though, although tinfoil conspiracy theories about him are counted in thousands.

> The 'king-Jew' David Schwarz

If you think that one publicist can influence your government, then you are an idiot. Did this guy become a scapegoat in your country? Just like this famous Spectre lady? :D If you look at history of multiculturalism in your country, you will notice that Swedish conservatists began to promote and implement it, not leftists ;)
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ממתי השם צוף נהיה ממ?
סיפורים מפגרים שקרו לכם:
>חבר גר בשכונה מסריחה מלאה באתיופים ודקירות
>שם מלכודת בבית שלו כדי לתפוס חולדה שראה מסתובבת
>הצליח לתפוס אותה!
>ביקש ממני להעלות פוסט ב\ראנדום\ לשאול מה לעשות איתה
>לחתוך לו תזין לשים אותו בתחת
>לא...
>לשים אותה במיקרוגל
>כן!
>בעיה אחת, אף אחד לא דפוק מספיק מכדי לשים חולדה במיקרוגל של הבית שלו
>מפה לשם, חיפשתי מיקרוגל זול ביד 2
>התמקחתי על המחיר כי בכל זאת אני יהודי, והורדתי אותה מ100 ל70
>MUH SHEKELS
>כשחזרתי התקשרתי אליו והוא בדיוק חזר מהעבודה
>באתי לנסוע אליו כשהוא מתקשר אלי
>אמא שלו אמרה למישהו להרוג את החולדה ולזרוק אותה לפח
>ואז נתקעתי עם מיקרוגל
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שלום. מה נשמע? מי מתעסק, זה מיקו
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WHY ARE JEWISH GIRLS ALL SO FUCKING HOT?
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>>51857808
i prefer goy women tbph
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>>51857808
Because they're just out of the oven :^)
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>>51857921
Let's trade.

btw I've always wondered this. If I marry a jew can I move to Israel even if I'm a full-blooded goy?
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>>51857564

אני אקנה אותה ב30 שקל
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>>51857981
לא תודה אחשלי גם אני מפסיד כסף וגם כבר תכננתי לתת אותו לחבר כמתנת יום הולדת מסכן אין לו מיקרוגל והוא נראה ערבי
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>>51858083

דיברתי על החולדה
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>>51857972
>If I marry a jew can I move to Israel even if I'm a full-blooded goy?

yeah i think
but you need to marry outside of israel because you can't have civil marriage within the country, it has to go through a rabbanical institution if you do it here

but why would you want to move here unless it's a "muh hurrtage" thing?
personally i'd move tomorrow if someone gave me a greencard
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>>51858116
היא כבר מתה ונזרקה לפח
אם הוא יתפוס עוד אחת נדבר
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>>51857553
What? I never heard about his son promoting migration IN ISRAEL, usually the Jews who promote it elsewere are firm believers in an Israeli nation-state.

George Soros is not a good person, by the way. He's ignorant and won't listen to common sense, and is hell bent on tearing down the western nation states in order to create a globalist capitalist utopia. If your explicit goal is to erase nations, heritages, cultures etc. in favour of what you percieve as the "next step" (read: globalist capitalism), then you're not a good person in my book, you're an idiot.

>If you think that one publicist can influence your government, then you are an idiot.
If I think a humongous media concern lobbying over several years and pushing biased angles and arguments in a small country could cause a shift in policy and attitude, I'm an idiot?

>Did this guy become a scapegoat in your country?
No, he's promoted (by the media concern he was affiliated with, who own most of Swedish media), as the father of Swedish multiculturalism. It's presented as a good thing.

>you will notice that Swedish conservatists began to promote and implement it, not leftists
That is a load of horse shit. The right wing promoted labour migration, primarily from Italy and Finland, in the 60's yes, in order to feed the Swedish industries (at the time, Sweden was an industrial state with few workers). The left has been in power for most of our history, and it was they that voted as I described above in 1975.
Here's the govt source document:
http://data.riksdagen.se/fil/901a899e-1277-496b-9552-e70bcf5c3783
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>>51858133
I don't actually want to move there I was just wondering how the whole "jewish state" thing works with mixed marriages.

I also like Bibi more than our president
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>>51857029
Wolodarski speaks fluent Polish btw. His parents taught him. They are/were Polish communists of Jewish roots but they decided to build socialism in Poland because they felt more Polish than Jewish. The were forced to emigration in 60s as result of political fight between two groups of Polish communists: moczarowcy and pulawianie. One group accused other group about "zionist natonalism" that was not compatibile with socialist ideals. Such guys like Wolodarski are 99% of our liberal elite
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>>51857409
Can someone answer my question please?
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>>51858262

no we don't have a foreign legion or anything, you need to be a citizen
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>>51858251
>I also like Bibi more than our president

he's actually worse than obongo, as in he talks big game but does the absolute contrary in everything and only makes things worse, in defense, politics, diplomacy, economy, industry, duality and cost of life, you name it, it's all gone to shit in his term
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>>51858312
Really? What about the Lone Soldier program? I was looking into it and contemplating joining the IDF, however I don't know if I have to be a Jew or not in order to do that. Also, how would I become a citizen of Israel?
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>>51858365
Yeah, but that's all Obama's fault 2bh

I wish pic related had won
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>>51858255
>Polish Jew communist
>Appointed by Jew empire to run largest news paper in Sweden, that dominates the narrative nation wide along with its sister publications
>No idea why Sweden yes is a thing
Pictured: Another Bonnier publication with a sob story about a poor 16 year old refugee child (no bonnier paper published the stats that in Norway about 75% of the 'children' are found to be grown men. In Sweden, it is illegal to age test the migrants, who by the Bonnier media are ALWAYS called 'lonely travelling refugee children', rather than the more accurate 'migrant men').
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Do I have to have had bris done if I apply for aliyah?

Do you check?
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>>51858558
These guys are good, they fight with hatred and national egoisms. Although they can be sometimes annoying with their doctrinal stuborness. You should stop reading neonazi sites that demonize such people
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>>51857029
Bonnier is the biggest publisher here, and the second biggest, Sanoma, was ran by Aatos Erkko who was jewish.
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>>51858743
>these guys are good

No they are literally evil. Why else would you want Europe to be filled with the worst people imaginable?
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>>51858743
>deported for promoting Jew nationalism while trying to destroy all other nations
"these guys are good"
Why? Because they want to eradicate certain cultures and nations but not others?

Schlomo, just get an Israeli proxy so no one confuses you for a pole. But in case you still don't get it, let me explain: What happens, if a few nations have few kids, and open their borders, whereas other nations already many times larger, have fuckloads of kids and start swarming into the aforementioned, without trying to disassemble their own nations?

All you're doing is eradicating white people. You're not contributing to a "unified" humanity that is more vulnerable to centralized corruption. You're just. removing. white people. Those are the only people that are going away. The Arabs won't suddenly become tolerant just because they erase Sweden. If erasing nations, cultures, gene pools, customs, norms, heritage, what makes us human, is good, then yeah, these guys are very, very, VERY good indeed.

>>51858888
Their policies erase European cultures while every other culture and nation stays intact. Therefore they are good.
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been playing Israel simulator and getting repeatedly BTFO every time
didn't realise life was so hard for you lot
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Do Israelis even suffer from >tfw no gf?

You have summer all the time, parties at the beaches and what not, you all probably live happy lifes
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote

shitty outdated autism-ridden game with terrible graphics and bad programming that represents a franchise ruled by furfaggots and deviantartists

VS

Revolutionary indie game that provides an intelectually deep thought provoking meta-commentary on the nature of videogames, paired with quirky humorous writing, amazing characters, top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art

Let's be honest for a second: /isr/ has no reason to hate on undertale except for being an edgy contrarian crying about tumblr and reddit. deep down you know damn well that it's a fantastic game deserving of the praise its getting. If pokemon wins it's solely due to nostalgia goggles.
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>>51861624
I thought it was pretty clever but it definitely does NOT deserve the praise it's getting. I don't understand how anyone can tear up when playing it. The characters a bunch of walking caricatures.
But then again, all the choices in that poll are fucking awful.
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