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doing a rape edition
cara
(you)
>Kek la kek
Solid taste
is there going to be anything good this thread or should I just leave now
Finished cleaning my room, getting a few hours now so I can stay awake all night to try to catch the rats that run around my room at night.
Oi oi check out this mad choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtONLY_zJU
>>51842206
anime
drove a ferrari today lads haha x
>>51842206
This one is going to be great.
Just wait
>Everyone praised me nephew saying hes smart
>Hes 7 years old
>Cant make a sandwich/drink
>Cant tie his shoelace
>Can barely read
>Looks kinda dumb aswell
Edginess aside i even for a 7 year old i genuinely think hes a bit slow.
>>51842245
what ferrari and how and why
Do you like Japan?
yanks are mentally ill
>>51842245
Love a bit of Gran Turismo myself.
Where's the best place to live in england so you can easily visit the most big cities?
>>51842266
>Cant tie his shoelace
I cant either haha
>>51842275
Yeah
>>51842271
458 speciale my rich uncle came down and let me drive it x
>>51842266
is this him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsMLeIiL5AM
>>51842309
Cheshire by a landslide.
>>51842245
FOB
>>51842275
I like the motorcycles Japan makes, other than that: it's not really all that good.
Are Southerners the most pathetic human beings alive?
It rains in the South, they act like it's the apocalypse
It floods in the North, we don't complain and get on with our lives
They can't get a seat on their train, it's reported on national television
Our 40 year old train breaks down and doesn't turn up for another hour, we just get on the train in another hour
It takes them another 10 minutes to get to work because of snow on the roads and they come in sobbing and say the government should be doing more
We can't leave our house for two days
>>51842288
honestly no idea what pearl harbour was
Just reported a load of car and bike thiefs to the police :-)
Why is there not much good music that isn't made by leftists? I am probably right wing on most things, but the lyrics in nearly all the music I like are disgusting lefty nonsense. Do you think lefties are good at music because they have a good creative brain, but shit at politics and any kind of logic?
Azusa
>>51842325
jelly desu
>>51842353
>posts on a Macau papyrus hieroglyph forum
>doesn't like Guangzhou children's etchings
nah
>>51842275
I like aspects of it, hate other aspects. I mainly just hate westerners who love Japan 2bh
>>51842325
>458 speciale
he let you hold the wheel while you sat on his lap with his cock up your arse?
>>51842403
what music you listen to pham
>>51842309
Stoke or Crewe
>>51842403
most scientists are leftists
Satsuki is the best t b h.
>>51842388
Southerners literally dont have any heart. They're a soulless sad people.
>>51842403
most creatives choose to adopt hyper moralistic positions because it wins them support with fans and they can afford it because they're not in any position to act on their beliefs in the way that say a political candidate or a businessman would be expected.
watching this mad max film and i honestly cant understand virtually anything thats being said
im 30 minutes in and so far ive heard "valhalla" and "what a lovely day"
theres so much background noise and voice distortion thats its impossible to make out whats going on
theres a car chase in a desert, thats all i can confidently say so far
>>51842456
>I mainly just hate westerners who love Japan 2bh
There's a big distinction between weebs and people who actually do seem to have some appreciation and interest for Japan and its culture. I'll make the disclaimer now that I am not someone who claims to be interested in Japan at all.
If you spend time on /trv/, there are a lot of people who really seem to enjoy kicking about Japan, interacting with the people and soaking it all up. Vocal weeaboos who are in it for the anime are annoying but I do think that there are westerners who have an acceptable interest in Japan.
>>51842486
no desu
>>51842388
so youre basically saying poortherns have become so accustomed to their shitty living conditions they have literally created a culture around accepting it
>>51842320
>>51842353
>>51842456
Thank you guys.
>>51842294
sad
>>51842403
Just listen to music without lyrics then.
>>51842547
the story is told with visuals anyway
there isn't much dialogue except for some mushy shit for the girls
Sum up your life in a picture.
M E G A
I
L
K
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1449584644113.jpg
>>51842547
Are you sure it's not just the shitty streaming sites you watch these films on?
>>51842275
yeah i like it a lot drowned in soy sauce
>>51842572
maybe next time pal
>>51842630
TYFTT
>>51842547
MEDIA COME OR SAW
life aint shit but a fat vagina
>tfw no qt british bf
all gays in croatia are ugly af
>>51842628
me on the right
>>51842780
BENDERS OUT
>>51842635
>shitty
'no'
the sound is never a problem anyway
>>51842803
me on the left
>>51842780
>ugly af
So am I hahahahahahaha
>>51842486
>>51842533
>>51842560
Satsooki + nonon BEST PAIR
>>51842780
>Foreign 'people'
>>51842803
me in the suit
hello silly boiz ; ) xx
im ovulating i require ur seed ;g
what does FONT mean
I NEED A GF NOW
>>51842912
FONT
Gf just sent me this lads
>>51842922
I have a gf
>>51842912
fart on niggers toes
>>51842912
lurk more
>>51842922
p-perhaps I could be your gf for tonight, anon-kun??????
>>51842922
this la
>>51842894
if that sail clocked the bald guy in the head it would have probably killed him. looks milimeters away too
>>51842952
why did your gf send you pics of an ugly whale
>tfw Justin Bieber has a bigger dick than you
>>51843011
>"""""""""""probably"""""""""""""
It's moving at speed with enough force to throw a fully grown person out into the water. It would definitely have killed him.
>>51842912
It basically means the person that writes it to you is an autistic twat, and most likely a virgin.
>>51842978
post tzuyu
>>51843030
idkdf
>>51843011
Potentially. But sailors have to have good spatial awareness, so that stuff rarely happens.
>>51842978
weak cunt
>>51843030
pretty much everyone does
>>51842803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVyr-39IhNM
>>51842780
lol literally kill urself fag
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Pearl_Harbor
>Because the Japanese high command was (mistakenly) certain that any attack on the UK's Southeast Asian colonies would bring the U.S. into war, a devastating preventive strike appeared to be the only way to avoid U.S. naval interference.
>(mistakenly)
What did he mean by this!?
>>51843030
Why wouldn't he? He's got everything else none of us will ever have.
took some acid and can feel it creeping in
AMA
now im home alone slidin down the bannister
took a BIG WANK
haha
>>51843055
Jimmy Saville spotted
>>51843064
Pasta nigger
>>51843011
I played it in slowmo, it doesn't hit him.
>>51843011
nobody expects this shit because usually you don't have the most retarded person on board steer the boat.
>>51843011
why have a sail in the first place?
it looks like an obvious design flaw
>>51842120
DONT SEXUALISE RYUKO OR SATSUKI
THEY'RE SISTERS
shake my head family
>>51843109
What compelled you to engage in such degeneracy?
im ballin like i should play hoops with larry bird
>>51843086
Attack the US forces before attacking any UK SE Asian colonies so that the US couldn't defend us.
>>51843109
what is love?
>>51842120
post more
>>51843127
I never said it did you mong
>if
>>51843185
baby don't hurt me
>>51843121
for you haha
>>51843175
>(mistakenly)
>>51843128
To be fair, when racing in a boat that isn't meant to reach downwind, it's optimal to steer it so that you're barely on the edge of the wind carrying the sail over in an autogybe anyways. But as I said, sailors are able to tell when the boat gybes like that and react.
It was stupid to have that person standing there in attempt to stop that from happening, though.
>>51843165
boredom
>>51843185
ill tell you when i have some
I was looking at this video ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzklQ6GXpLI
And they spoke about then Angus flag(10:05). Why is it considered as controversial ? Google only told me it was a scottish flag.
Are Brits going to start carpeting their kitchens too?
>mfw that last episode of Fargo
this is now a Nonon Jakuzure thread
>>51843241
>he doesn't have carpeted kitchens
>>51843255
is that a robot or an airplane?
>>51843241
Mine unironically is
s i o u x i e
i
o
u
x
https://youtu.be/M7JHA-WXnvY
>>51843239
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7012734.stm
>>51843226
The Japanese thought that if they made a move on the UK' SE territories would definitely provoke the US into joining the war. In reality the US wouldn't have entered the war solely because the Japanese attacked UK SE territories. Hence that thought was a mistake.
>>51843255
Why is she such a slut
>>51843245
Aces 2bh
>>51843255
i was in school with this girl was well a proper slag
tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbkfAOXzHOY
>>51843275
i spelt s i o u x s i e wrong haha what am i like lads
>>51843290
Fucking yanks baka
>>51843298
Good question
>>51843339
I was literally just listening to Skinnypimp wtf
what's an american food that you guys eat every day?
>>51843384
>3.05MB gif of a 4 second clip
Literally fuck off.
>>51843278
tl;dr please ?
>>51843396
ur mum lmao
>>51843298
Benders out
Satsuki > every other klk girl
recommend sexy lingerie that I can buy for my gf
>>51843384
>gif
fuck off
>>51843473
FONT
t. unapologetic autistic virgin
>>51843267
>>51843269
Kitchens, with carpets
You've gone to fucking far this time lads
>>51843471
knit her some lingerie
she'll love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8
tune
going to go to an assessment high
>>51843385
Bollocks desu
>order something off amazon
>gets delivered whilst I'm away
>delivery man puts it in bin for whatever reason
>neighbour takes bins out
>it got thrown away
Is Jeremy Kyle accurate? Are there parts of the UK where there are lots of people like that?
>>51843471
see >>51843498
t. unapologetic moronic wanker
>>51843471
burka
>>51843463
quite good
>>51843504
Bet you don't have roof carpet either, you pleb.
>>51843384
Okay then
>>51843548
yeh
>>51842275
i like japan
i hate you
>>51843255
Nonon is worst girl and you know it
>>51843535
why is her chest a different colour from her tummy , legs and arms
>>51843419
The Saltire was flown outside public building in Angus (county) in Scotland
A new political party got into power and decided to fly the county flag outside those buildings.
Some nationalistic Scots got angry because the Saltire wasn't being flown.
Scots are weird
>>51843563
I've got carpet to match the drapes
WAHEY
>>51843561
this tbqh
>>51843561
kinky, I like it
>>51843548
Yeah it's called Blackpool
>be american
>get eaten
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2015/12/07/alligator-kills-barefoot-bay-burglary-suspect/76950238/
Just had a cheapo frozen pizza from Lidl, tasted like shit
>>51843539
no seriously I had Nobody Crosses Me on
reminder that you cant be a successful person if your willy is under 6"
>>51843241
I've seen carpeted kitchens once or twice here in America.
Dunno how it's allowed, must be against some sort of fire safety code.
>>51843623
Can confirm
Live near Blackpool
>>51843605
I like you
I hate Japan
>>51843547
report it to the delivery service
>>51843548
Check your rich centre of Europe privilege
Some of us have to live in on the periphery. last to receive all kinds of services.
>>51843662
>6.5 length
>6'3, so it looks small on my body
Just kill me
>>51843662
friendly reminder a girl isn't going to say no when you're that far in.
>>51843690
I've got another coming already so its no biggie
>>51843627
That gator is a top lad, RIP
>>51843547
why is your neighbour touching your bin
>>51843648
Good lad
post cute british girls lads
>>51843713
what was it
also millionare being able to lose a parcel and not get refunded
>>51843611
Thank.
>>51843674
Nice fish and chips though
>>51843706
>brags about his height
>d-dick size doesnt matter lads h-ha ha
lads
>>51843627
Why haven't we domesticated gators yet?
They would be better than any guard dog.
>>51843744
PS4
It's coming for free
>>51843706
Lisicki confirmed for sub 5"
>>51843705
>mfw Nononfags
>>51843751
ur mums got a nice fish
>>51843758
i've only ever heard one girl tell me dick size is important to her.
>>51843706
you'll never be more than 3" into any girl
>>51843713
theyre supposed to only use the bin when it's clearly empty
or don't tell me your neighbour/binman thought an empty bin needed emptying
just how many people fucked up here
>>51843857
It would seem an unfortunate series of events transpired
>>51843813
Nonon's English dub makes me cream myself
>>51843843
>>51843843
he''ll never be any inches into any girls m8
>>51843846
She has a very punchable face.
bout to fuck yo bitch
Starting to think that the population of rasheeds is closer to 10% than 6%
lel
>>51843706
it must be easy for you to shag your sheep, i bet they don't even feel it
>>51843783
desu
Pakis, lads. Literally cannot stand them.
>>51843908
what does it mean by shots
>>51843885
>nonon's english dub
you again? get out of here with that shit
>>51843889
>martlets
when will they learn?
>>51843846
She is fucking cute to be fair. I bet when she does her hair up and gets into lingerie for her husband she looks right fooking fit
>>51843706
>190nm
>Nanometres
ftfy anon.
>>51843908
>people who do shots at a bar as soon as they walk in there
Absolute plebs
>>51843843
>>51843889
angry virgins detected
>>51843969
Looks like a pedo
>>51843940
*unsheathes TEC*
>>51843940
Shots of strong alcoholic drinks, tequila jagermeister sambuca etc
Drinking an american-style cuppa, lads he he
>>51843958
No bully
https://youtu.be/EF24IvdRqak
>>51844002
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>51843959
Don't remember her in the office
>>51844069
do the gimmick right or fuck off
g'day lads
just did a swallow
>>51843885
>watching dubs
>>51844069
Yeah he's a pedo wearing pants drinking some beer and getting a bag of fries with the guys later on at the bar
>>51843702
Same here
>>51844088
it's a new actor lad
https://youtu.be/ULqAIbjCsXE
>stemfags
good moaning lads
>>51844059
>Not available in the land of freedom
Making a cup of tea
>>51844122
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>51844095
You're quite dim tbqh
>>51844224
and you're unable to follow simple gimmick rules. it isn't hard ffs.
>>51844177
>flatchests
>ever being best girl
wish there was a way i could tell how much the bus fare will be desu
>>51844231
stale meme familia
Pretty sure I can influence the future with my words lads. Anything you need from the future lads? I can put a word in for you.
just got glitter bombed again lads
>>51844328
What does that mean!?
just did a poo
>>51843996
post ur willy then fuccbwois
>>51844256
ur wrong senpai
>>51844362
no :^)
>this final round on pointless
rate the new specs lad
>>51844250
You're a dumb fuck
>>51844464
>dumb
fuck off yank
Someone post corbyn walking
planning a valium relapse
>>51844463
jelly of his jaw actually desu
>>51844451
That can't be real.
>>51844451
>FRANCE
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>be American
>get fucked by a dog
>>51844463
that crimson chin jaw
>>51844453
this should be illegal
>hi anon. why don't you sit down with us and have a drink?
>>51844505
dtgrofo
done a come home from work
i think a 17 year old schoolgirl fancies me lads.
i'm 27. is it okay to pump and dump in this situation?
>>51844410
confirmed micro willy
Get fucked Angloscum
>>51844556
I remember
>>51844556
Proofs?
>>51844652
Me in the middle
>>51844652
Get kucked evil Germanscum
>>51844623
no, it really is not.
picture of me x
>>51844556
Reckon I could convince a girl to do that but I think it would be a new low.
>>51844585
I probably would sit down and have a drink desu. I doubt I'd have much longer to live at that point so I may as well enjoy it.
>>51844463
The left side of his lip is literally gone moldy or something
Pick
>>51842476
Stay away from these
>>51844744
ur gay
>>51844744
>honked
foy
>>51844744
I would.
no homo
>>51844798
4th from the left or 3rd from the right desu
>>51844798
none
>>51844623
Yes go for it, before you know it you'll be 35 and living a life of regret
>>51844727
Gas yourself
>>51844798
4
second choice 1
>>51844798
the bench
>>51844727
kill yourself
>>51844864
yeah, that's what i was thinking tbqh
>>51844798
5 or 8
>tfw can't sleep
i always wake up after dozing off and then can't get back to bed
i think it's the stress and caffeine
>>51844828
This is the only time I'll agree with you
listening to linkin park
>>51844933
So drink less caffeinated drinks and be less stressed.
ahh
how many reading days do you lads get
Cheeky cunt
>>51845014
i drink two pots of coffee a day and usually some soda
idk how i'm still alive desu
>>51844996
https://youtu.be/7ALBZmg3Qms
There were 5 Twilight films?
Who the fuck was still interested after the first?
this thread is awful
wanted to shitpost and watch vikings but im just going to play videogames sm.h
wtb slag gf
pm offers
>>51845078
its a good story 2bh
>>51845067
I drink coke every day
Dentist and orthodontist still says my teeth are excellent
ooh
>>51845078
Went to see the first twilight film with my mum haha
We went to nandos after :)
just deflowered a muslim girl
>>51845100
fat bitch
>>51845078
KStew obsessives
TRUMP BTFO
>>51845186
No you didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ItHNdrPEh0
tune
also my captcha is '420' lolz
>>51845223
is he trying to set up trump ?
was on a plane the other day and saw some muslim girls on it. they were all wearing high heels, tight jeans and tops, caked in makeup but all still had their heads wrapped in tea towels.
dont really understand the logic behind that 2bh.
Lads one of my mates is becoming a clingy pain in the arse, how do I tell him to naff off for a while without being rude?
>watching inbetweeners
>realised I'll never be a normie
give me one fucking reason not to google how to tie a noose and hang it off my banister right fucking now
>>51845390
Because you'll fail at that as well
>>51845390
might damage your bannister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOOx-Kqozo8
John Lennon was part of the leftist gang of thugs who aided the North Vietnamese, the Khumer Ruge and the Patet Lao in bringing mass murdering communism to South East Asia.
John Lennon was a socialist war criminal and on December 8th 1980 his death sentence was carried out. Good shooting David!
We haven't had to hear Lennon's "Give B.S. a chance." mouth for 35 years now!
>tfw a solid 10/10 in terms of height
>>51845390
>>realised I'll never be a normie
Who says you won't? It's not too late to turn your life around, anon
>>51845482
JOHN LENNON IS ALIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5E82VCVVE&index=635&list=LLwmHaOQaL8S9zUljk8KUtaw
Had a dream last night, lads. Really interesting one.
I dreamt that a whole set of new boards had been created on 4chan with niche topics which were completely useless (e.g. "Tomato & Dandelion Seeds"). Then at some point afterwards I was with a group of people I knew, one of whom was a flatmate last year who I didn't really see that often, but she was all over me and I couldn't stop snogging her. And then she ran away and I ran after her but couldn't find her. The surroundings were like the Facility map from Goldeneye 007 for the N64.
>>51845420
>>51845455
ahah really funny lads top banter that
fuck off
>>51845223
But Trump wasn't wrong.
There is actually videos on youtube you can watch for yourself of our police running away from Muslim protesters in Central London.
The reluctance to arrest Muslims in Rotherham over child raping.
London is a lost cause and Trump is completely right in what he said.
There was no go areas, that ginger cunt and his band of merry men went around harassing people for being in Muslim "areas".
Tensions are at an all time high in this country, Trump is speaking on behalf a lot of Londoners that are white and are trapped here seeing it on the ground and not from ivory towers..
So fuck off.
>>51845561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbwkSJ4deN4
Was the music playing?
Graphics card just shit the bed, only bought the fucking thing about 8 months ago
>>51845585
where in London do you live?
>>51845564
lets fuck on
>>51845612
Put it in the oven
>>51845585
And to add.
Our police force is now being told off for not dealing with Muslim only crimes such as honour killings, arranged marriages and FGM...
It's ridiculous..
>>51845390
There's music to be heard
>>51845612
dont overclock it next time
>>51845612
>pc gaming
>>51845629
Tower Hamlets.
Can someone rich please just give me a few million quid so I can get out of here and be free.
It's fucking horrid.
Horrid anon. I hate it.
BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Savile found alive in Thailand, reportedly working in software development
wtf is a webinar lads?
>>51845535
Keep your fat sweaty fingers away from Karen you absolute rodent
Want to wank but I'm so tired that I'll probably fall asleep straight after, fug
>>51845708
fuck off karen was a waifu of mine before you even started posting here you faggot
i made countless karen threads last year
Bigots BTFO
>>51845701
is google broken?
>i made countless karen threads last year
Just reminiscing about one of my exes, sometimes she'd casually start masturbating when we were watching a film or something. One time I came home and she was wanking to some porn, and I sat and watched her squirt all over the bed
cant stop watching anime
>>51845809
overly horny girls are annoying
>>51845766
Why have you even been posting here for over a year? That in an of itself is incredibly sad and not worthy of the perfection that is Karen.
>>51845777
>Oil fields are collateral damage
>Implying all of Syria isn't in Europe now
Fuck off.
>>51845777
I don't think Islamic State are collateral damage desu
>>51845683
I didn't though
>>51845688
Bought it purely for better video playback and to connect my pc to my tv via HDMI
>>51845832
Not if you're overly horny yourself, like me. Sometimes we'd spend most of the weekend shagging and thinking of new things to try out, it was great
>>51845866
>to connect my pc to my tv via HDMI
>>51845880
I have no idea why but I am in tears laughing.
>Tfw only use anime as an escape
>Tfw not a weeb
Moderate feel
>>51845943
whats confusing about that?
LETS ALL CHANGE OUR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICS TO FRENCH FLAGS, CALL ISIS DAESH AND SING KUMBAYA YES THAT WILL STOP THE TERRORISTS
>>51845943
For watching films and streaming sports. HDMI is handy cos it takes care of the audio too, no need for extra speakers and wires.
>>51845998
>tfw i will never go to a magical high school and acquire a harem
>>51845998
>use anime as an escape
Faggot
do something productive instead as an escape so you come out of it feeling better.
>>51846023
are you from last month
>>51846026
>>51846022
why wouldn't you just use DVI?
>>51846023
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM THEY CAN'T HURT YOU
>>51846052
Tfw no chiyo gf
>>51845988
>>51845880
No seriously I am fucking dying here.
Holy fucking shit.
>>51845998
>tfw watched all of One Punch Man yesterday and now nothing to watch
>>51846086
Because DVI sockets aren't common on modern TVs and it doesn't carry audio signal
>>51846086
dunno, i had some reason i had to use my GPU's micro-HDMI for my TV but cant remember
New world heavyweight Boxing champion Tyson Fury is to be investigated by police over comments made about homosexuality.
The Wythenshawe-born star claimed the crown with a win over reigning champ Wladimir Klitschko in Germany at the end of last month.
However the 27 year-old sparked outrage after remarks emerged from a newspaper interview in which he appeared to link abortion and homosexuality with paedophilia.
And the M.E.N has now learned a complaint has been made to the police about the comments.
A GMP spokesman said they received a call at around 10:30am this morning reporting them as a hate crime.
ehh
You ain't no muslim bruv = You are a muslim bruv, because he's saying you aren't not a muslim brother.
>>51845223
>As a city where more than 300 languages are spoken
>>51846198
>Gays
>people
Wew lad.
>>51846198
>be Christian
>condemn things Christianity deems to be sins
>get charged with a hate crime
This country i so fucking racist
>>51846198
>beats people up for a living
>goes to jail for name calling
lmao
uhh
There is no reason not to use escorts
>>51845835
>That in an of itself is incredibly sad
lol
look at this newfag, he doesn't think he's trapped, cute.
>>51846118
chiyo
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>>51846247
>>51846198
I really don't care what he said.
>>51846198
I'll miss you guys when your thought police learn how to use the internet.
>>51846247
>current year
>being straight
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