Name more than 3 things wrong with Australia, five bucks says you can't

>>51840967
>too hot
>too sandy
>everything wants to kill you
>abbos
>bogans
>shitty internet connection
>being invaded by chinks
That's about it. Not too bad, all things considered.

>the people
>the environment
>the animals

>>51840967
I didnt know macgyver was australian

it's hot
it's in the lesser of the two hemispheres
too close to Indonesia
west coast is shit
outback's as inhospitable as the surface of mars
humanoid creatures named abos rob people
Catholics
Port Arthur massacre is most American event to happen in your country

1. All the animals want to kill you
2. All the plants want to kill you
3. CHRISTMAS IN THE FUCKING SUMMER
4. It's full of Australians

>>51840967
he's really cute btw

>>51840967
>49 KB

1. Abbos
2. Too hot
3. You lost to emus

>>51841714
Best we can do with our internet.

>>51841683
>3. CHRISTMAS IN THE FUCKING SUMMER
This isn't real right

>housing costs too much
>there's too little water
>the population is rapidly aging
>the economy is too dependent of exporting minerals to asia

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