who /JUST/ here?
>land lord kicking me out next weekend for not paying rent in fucking forever
>can't even afford rent
>got no where to go after that
>no money
>no education
>no job
>no car/license
>$10,000 debt
>living in a shitty 4 wall apartment
>family think I'm still at uni
>family think I also have a job
>dropped out 2 years ago
>family will literally disown me if they find out I've been freeloading off their money to be a NEET when they think I'm studying
>have to go to court in a couple of weeks to sort out some bullshit concerning a feminist neighbour
>got fined $500 yesterday for not having a train ticket
>have a driving test tomorrow
>don't even have a car
>have $32 in the bank
>have a month to pay it
>sister is telling me to fork out a couple of grand to help my mum pay for her new car
>leaching off neighbours wi-fi
>can't afford proper food anymore
>filling my water bottles from the fountain in a nearby park
One less shitposter. Good riddance.
that's pretty retarded m8. why are you so bad at managing your affairs?
>>51834167
>first world problems
Get a job.
>>51834280
>Get a job
Easier said than done
>>51834167
get your shit together Bruce
>>51834167
Literally lmaoing at your life, make sure to keep us updated
Sounds like it's time to get a job. And talk to your family. And a shrink, but it doesn't look like you will be able to afford one right now.
>>51834321
Start at the bottom with a shit job. Never be late, always work hard, get excellent review from your boss, find a new, better paying job. Rinse and repeat, this is how you join the middle class amigo.
>>51834340
THERE IS NO MARKET ANYMORE FOR JOBS
where you at mate?
>>51834167
Just get your wife's boyfriend to chip in, mate.
>>51834409
Ofcourse there is. McDonalds, picking up garbage, shovelling poop at a farm. There is always something. And there is all kinds of stuff you can teach yourself. Programming, welding or something. Take an iq test at Mensa, maybe you are really smart, that would make finding a job easier.
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>>51834445
t. newfigs
this is gobbybasda
>>51834167
you made me feel slightly better about my problems
thanks
>>51834321
I have a job and I fucking live in fucking Spain. Anyone living in a country with less unemployment than Spain doesn't have a fucking excuse.
>>51834167
I will make it easier for you OP.
People believed in you, your family made sacrifices so you could get an education and succeed in life. You wasted it all up. You choose to browse the interwebs all day and post ebin memes.
You see, Brendan Fraser got his shit fucked up by other people. You on the other hand fucked your own shit up.
So there is a way out. Off yourself.
Give your close relatives a letter and apologize, tell them it's all your fault. Sure they will feel bad for a while, however it's better for them in the long run, having you alive and all.
There, problem solved.
If there is an after life try to not fuck it up as well, if not... well, you'd know what to do.
>>51834500
He has no car m8. In Australia, you NEED a car because there are great expanses of NOTHING.
>>51834625
Dude just move to some shit hole town and change your name.
Oh yeah, get on Centerlink too, or you're fucked lel
>>51834167
Is that all in Australian dollarydoos? Cause if so I can spot you a 20 to pay all that off m8.
get a fucking job, use public transportation until you can afford a car
>>51834167
talk to your family. parents love their kids more than a non parent can ever know.
Or if you are cute you can come be my poolboy in glorious South Africa.
>>51834167
That's quite the hole you're in m8
Best get to work with a quickness assuming you have no assets to liquidate.
>>51834563
How did yo uget a job?
Get a fucking job
Even mcdonalds staff in 1st world countries can afford rent room, car, vidya, whatever
>>51838363
I doubt a McD employee can afford a car here unless he's been saving up for a long time.
>>51834167
>>have to go to court in a couple of weeks to sort out some bullshit concerning a feminist neighbour
Story?
Just drank some coffee, I feel diarrhea in my anus.
fml
I read this pasta on/r/4chan btw
