>Australia
>Pooland
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>51832139
>opland
>>51832139
>>51832192
>>51832351
>Roo fucker's minions
>>51832374
>moortugal
>wewuzkings.png
>>51832437
Abostralia
Inb4 the same copypasta posted for the millionth time.
>>51832482
>be australian
>predict stale pasta will be posted
>get pasta'd as requested
>notice the housing bubble
>feel uncomfortable as games are good $50 more expensive than for every other poster you reply
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>>51832466
we exterminated them
you got enslaved by them
>>51832514
>be poolish
>about to get gassed
>no time come up with a meme so dump stale copypasta
>get gassed
>die
>>51832376
>rooland
>>51832564
Dis 2bh
>>51832514
>Be Polish
>Be so bad at banter that you literally have to rely on pasta
Cannot fabricate events of this nature.
>>51832518
>he isn't aboriginal in his own country
>the aboriginals in his country aren't whites
>the aboriginals in his country aren't the vast majority
>>51832564
>be australoan
>borrow money to be able to afford that old shack full of spoidahs
>pay for it 70% of your salary for 30 years
>stop paying it when you unlock wizard powers
>yfw you realize you're the world's oldest virgin wombat
>>51832621
>he isn't aboriginal in his own country
>the aboriginals in his country aren't whites
>the aboriginals in his country aren't the vast majority
>the vast majority in his country aren't white either
>>51832621
bit ironic considering I got thrown out of my rented room and had to borrow money to be able to afford Christmas this year
>>51832621
>>the aboriginals in his country aren't whites
>>the aboriginals in his country aren't the vast majority
If this is an attempt at being insulting, you're doing it incredibly wrong.
>Herp derp you were too successful at taking someone else's country
Is that what we're to take from this?
>>51832621
m8 are you even trying
or is that zyklon b getting into your head
>>51832708
You're a funny guy. Unlike the rest of Australians.
Don't go to Cat Cafe in Melbourne this Thursday.
>>51832681
>poorland
nah jk mate, if you came down under I could house you for a bit.
>>51832788
>be Polish
>go to Melbourne
>>51832788
>cat cafe
been there, boring af tbqh
go ahead and do it
>oh wait, poorlands cant afford guns
>>51832788
>Don't go to Cat Cafe in Melbourne this Thursday.
Get fucked; I'm going just to watch you clean the toilets and there's nothing you can do about it.
>this thread
so hows everyones day been?
>>51832788
>be polish
>realise you'll never EVER have enough money to travel to melbourne, even if you add all your life's earnings up
>realise you can't buy a plane ticket with potatoes
>>51833719
pretty average t.b.h.
>sleep 3hrs because too much caffeine yesterday
>overworked as dev / it support
>get treated like some disposable tool
oh the other hand i got a free mobile developement textbook.
>>51833719
had my trial for a job today
the NEET life is in the rearview lads
>>51833871
proud of you anon
>>51832514
try to make it funny next time champ
>>51833896
Thanks
>>51833929
np friendo
>>51832514
>Polish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51833977
How's it going?
>>51833745
Says defaced upside down Poland :^)
>>51834081
says defaced australian flag
>>51834105
Says the defaced New Zealand flag
>>51834081
its more like an indonesian flag with kiddy stickers on it
>>51834147
touche
wew
>>51834150
t. red and white Turkmenistan
>>51834081
>said the bargain aussie flag
>>51834150
Indonesia is just upside down poland m8
