1. You're country.
2. Are you planning to have children someday?
>portufucks
1. Vegetable
2. Yes
Hoping for robotic womb desu lads.
>>51826186
yes, but i'll probably be 30-35 by then
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I'd have to get a gf first
No, kids are fucking annoying and I'm too selfish.
>1. You're country.
Cunt.
>2. Are you planning to have children someday?
I don't know.
If I think about it honestly, I don't know if I'll ever be in the position to have children. My love-life basically goes: alone for two years, relationship for six months, repeat.
I have to make a decision now though, because I'm about to go on some medical treatment which will render me infertile. I'm probably infertile at the moment, getting a test done, but I can go on some other stuff to get the little guys going and then freeze them, might take up to six months.
But I dunno. I'm 100% sure I wouldn't be in a position to have kids before 35. Then I think, maybe 40 is getting pretty late to have kids. Fuck.
How the fuck am I supposed to know what will happen in ten or fifteen years?!
1. /desi/gnated american
2. yes, two to three hopefully
>you
>implying it's not the girls choice and you are in any control
>>51826186
Inchallah brother
>india
>2-3 children
Seems legit
>birthtugal
>>51826437
Not with test tube babies
yes
chinada
>nocondomugal
>>51826186
>New Zealand
>no zealand
>>51826186
>America
>God no
Children are fucking insufferable
>>51826665
>>51826655
more like no zealand right? heehaa haw
>>51826186
>portugal
Take off your proxy, australia
>>51826811
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51826811
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51826186
1. australia
2. No
3. I have bipolar disorder and schizophrenia
4. i'm a dirty ginger
>>51826186
after i impregnate 72 virgins
t. juan
>>51826186
I wonder why the birth rate in Latin America has gotten so low.
US
No, though I'm not entirely opposed. I'd likely be a terrible father, and there's no need to spread my genetic failure around. Seeing as I'm on the path to wizardry, I don't see it happening in the near future.
As if I have a choice! haha
i am hungry
yes but doesnt matter every women is after money
>>51828139
How long now, la?
397 days for me. I can feel my power growing.
>>51826186
>leaf
>I'll probably have 2 children. might just help with my brothers and sisters kids though
>childsupportugal
>>51826186
The countries displayed in 1970 didn't even exist at that time. Shit tier map
>>51828692
Doesn't mean there's no stats for them.
>>51826186
Yes, but not in this country. Our legacy has long been forgotten and abandoned.
Aye
>>51826186
flag
Yes, I'd like to have 3 even.
>>51828794
Brazil, 3 is odd...
>>51828806
nice one would read again
Sweden/Canada
Nope
>>51828692
You can easily calculate that statistic for new borders. Birth statistics is one of the simplest there is.
>>51826186
I'm 28 and would like to have children within the next few years. Preferably 2-3 without much time inbetween.
A year ago a girl I had slept with a few times wihout condoms (she was on the pill) told me she was pregnant. I just told her that I won't tell her to get an abortion since I'm ready to be a dad. She got one anyway, but that completly changed our relation and she was gone shortly after.
I work in a mid-size city and would have no problem moving a bit further outside to save the expensive rent for children. Finding the right girl to have children with is more difficult. As I see it, it is easier when your GF has a lower paying job without huge career options to convince her. A friend of mine has a girlfriend who is working on her Ph.D and he has basically given up on kids. Those who have nurses or normal office clerk girlsfriends are well ahead and see it as not the obstructive to their own goals.
>>51827729
Mostly because the quality of life has raised in most of Latin America and, along with it, the cost of having kids.
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Yes I'd hope so but I'm not sure if I will
>>51826186
>>51826186
>Childtugal
I wish... half of my female friends aren't interested in having kids and once I heard another friend say "I think marrying is interesting desu, I'd like to marry and have a kid some day" with a tone that sounded like she was saying something revolutionary.
Women are ruined.
Flag.
Probably.
I'm afraid they'll turn out to be autistic or some shit though.
>>51829387
That's why I date mostly eastern european girls. They are well educated and still want kids.
>>51826186
No
>tfw the only ones who want children live in the favelas
>>51829480
Where do you get them ?
I dated a polish girl and she was a big fucking slut. She complained that her friends were all married and were boring so I guess maybe I just have to meet people like her friends. We portuguese have this idea that eastern european women are too easy and not relationship material.
>>51826223
>Sweden
>not Homo
>>51829564
Poles are the largest immigrant group in my city. Sure, as in every conservative country, the slutty girls are extremely slutty. But the majority is really nice. You wont find them in the club though, rather in the university libary.
>Fertiltugal
>Breedtugal
>Viriltugal
>Spawntugal
>Fecundtugal
>>51826186
if only that was true... we are going to be like Japan in no time.
>>51826186
>Ireland
>>51829706
>You wont find them in the club though, rather in the university libary.
this.
There are still A LOT of slavic/eastern Euro sluts.
A lot of them are the ones that move to Western Europe while they are single.
But the good ones are unironically your best shot.
I got mine :^)
To answer OP's question, Australia and 3 children.
Perhaps more if I can afford it.
>>51830058
How the hell did you get one if you're in Australia.
>>51830145
the wonders of the internet my friend :^)
Also, I am slavic.
>>51830238
I better start using the InterPals threads I guess
>>51830300
LMAO
thats where I met her actually, I frequent those threads often.
Come come my friend, for you special price, 2 qt Russki girl for the price of one Polish qt!
>>51826186
No. I don't understand why people make children. For what? To invite a little child in this disgusting world it's so cruel and silly.
1. Flag
2. I probably have several already
>>51830350
The world is great, better than it has ever been. Seriously.
>>51830350
>To invite a little child in this disgusting world it's so cruel and silly.
t. NEET loser
>>51826186
1. Flag
2. Yes one in every continent
>>51830424
t. kangaroo sperm donor
>That rate of change in 45 years
>No country ever really increases birth rates
>Even India that had 5-6 kids then now only have 2-3
>Humans will disappear because opting out of raising kids is becoming more common
Make sure you have kids guys, contribute your genetics to the next generation, we shall inherit the stars.
>>51830508
Its ok Dimitry, you won't have children, but I'll spread my high quality seed to lots of women in your country to make up for it ;)
>>51830561
There will be a stable point some time. No country should have more than 3 children on average these days. All that change in East Asia is a huge improvement
Mfw half the population of Portugal is old people...
>>51830592
Good luck, buddy.
>>51830661
>oldtugal
No wonder the White race is fucked, by the time most women have babies their eggs are pretty stale so you get more disorders like autism popping up.
I'm going to live in a comfy cottage in Norfolk or Kent and raise 5+kids and teach them the names of plants and trees and pet lambs and chickens together in the mud with wellies and brollies and have cheese sandwiches and flapjacks wrapped in tinfoil sitting on our cagoules under an oak tree by a brook waiting out the rain.
>>51830933
>under an oak tree by a brook waiting out the rain.
;_; it sounds perfect
>>51830933
thats rly specific alejandro
>>51830933
#ladontour?
>>51830999
Yeah, im feeling proper homesick desu. even in december spain is too hot.
