If aliens invaded Earth but were only going to occupy America and promised every other country interstellar travel, post-scarcity resources and biological immortality, which side would you choose?
If you side with America and lose, you will also be persecuted alongside them.
Would you betray a fellow human nation for such dank gifts or would you stand against the invaders - win or lose - with the only country that has fought for liberty and democracy for the past 500 years?
Serious answers only please.
And yes, assume this offer is totally legit, that's what makes it a true dilemma.
Aliens ofc fuck the seppo cunts
>>51826012
I guess, for once in history, USA will taste it's own medicine
>>51826056
oh :(
America
No question
I'm already an alien
>>51826056
Based Imperialbro!
>Yanks
>humans
In any case, there would be a leftist backlash against helping America. #notallaliens #youaintnoalienbruv
I would pick USA because ofcourse they would defend earths freedoms and defeat the illegal aliens.
It's actually not a true dilemma since a human nation is not a human and alien occupation doesn't mean there is no liberty or democracy
In fact you can't disprove that it already happened, your countries just didn't get the promised reward. Extremely likely btw. Since they would have already have America what would compel them to give you anything? Their word? lmao keks. Being in our presence for so long you might have learned a thing or two
>>51826119
>woman raped by aliens, blames patriarchy
>alien child creates clock, accused of terrorism
Do I get to dance on the collective grave of the USA?
>aliens have interstellar travel
>actually implying that the USA with shitty bombs would be able to defeat based spacemans
USA would get BTFO and nuke the earth like the autists they are
>>51826012
america
>they are testing us
>if we choose the ayyliens they will wipe out humanity
>if we side with eachother they will share their secrets and we will be a worthy race
>>51826012
>past 500 years
>america
>>51826012
Anon we would never invade America.
Sure aliens, lol, who give such a fuck 'bout murica except americans?
>>51826265
They will be testing only americans, and kill them, etc.
>America
>fighting for liberty
That's a good one, OP.
>implying we wont hijack one of their spaceships and kill them with our germs while taking over their orbital death canons
if they care enough about earth to even bother stopping by they are not so far ahead of us technologically that we couldn't figure out how to out-improvise their cushy arrogant asses
Not like we haven't had to deal with overwhelmingly superior ships before, and didn't quickly innovate a solution.
The only answer is because they are testing us
If they were benevolent they would have given us all that stuff without stipulations
Remember they are dictating and keks are willingly to give something when obviously we have no bartering advantage
They want to know how far they can go, even though they can literally do anything
Aliens, I'd rather die than side with burgers
>>51826012
>past 500 years
America literally wasn't a country 500 years ago
Let them do whatever the fuck they want with Murrika, it's karma. Will the aliens make my waifu real?
>>51826012
Aliens obviously, assuming they will destroy russia too
Fuck americans
I don't think our government would believe a bunch of Mexicans.
It would be more of a dilemma if we had to loose our liberty for those gift.
If we accepted the ayy proposition, we would loose our culture and all those thing because they are not "civilized". For a conservative, the nightmare would be inter-species mariage, no moral, individuality, no god, you can sell your body etc.
For a liberal, it would be a strict theocratic society or something,
The only way to prevent it is to stand with USA because they are able to put up a fight. The ayy strategy is to eliminate as fast as possible any resistance because they can't spare enough troops for this campaign.
I would betray the whole human race for some ayy pussy though.
>>51826012
>betraying only the USA
>not betraying all of humanity
Prepare for the German Space Reich
>>51826012
>wanting to be on the losing side
America of course
>>51826012
>give advanced space weaponry to MENA countries
there goes the galaxy
>>51831530
Hadsch from the Orion Nebula to Mekka
>Implying aliens haven't been monitoring Earth broadcasts for the last 100 something years.
>Implying Americanization is a just a global phenomenon, not a galactic one.
>Implying the aliens would't be assimilated into American culture.
>Implying blue jeans can't be tailored to fit alien bodies.
>Implying Aliens won't start eating McDonalds and KFC.
>Implying Aliens won't be drinking Coca Cola and Starbucks.
>Implying they won't adopt Windows or Apple OS, and begin to run their space ships with American operating systems.
>Implying Google doesn't already know their consumer habits.
>Implying they aren't addicted to American Pornography.
>Implying Hollywood movies aren't their guilty pleasure.
>>51826012
America of course.
>>51826012
What makes anyone think the aliens aren't just going to betray everyone who helps them?
