>mfw Europeans need to unite as a continent to match America
United States of Europe when?
There are more white people in America then in Europe.
Europe is mostly islands.
Europeans don't speak English.
haha no
you see American buttons for the military were designed in the 1970s. Do you really think you can press buttons correctly with your chubby fingers?
Also you can't roll across the sea, so how are you going to attack us?
>>51813169
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>51813187
>Europeans don't speak English.
How are we communicating then?
Do Euros ever find Medieval Knights buried in the backyard when they were kids?
I'd be so creeped out knowing I live in a country where I could be standing on the same spot some important historical event happened.
>>51813356
no just land mines
>>51813348
You're subconsciously speaking English with a Portuguese accent.
>>51813356
This.
They are basically a boring european country in a very huge and underpopulated landscape.
I mean, they belong to a civilization that has been created in an another continent. Meming "kek america is superior tu yurop" is ridiculous.
>>51813356
but there are dead people everywhere maybe even under your hosue
and no we don't find knights just bombs and grenades from WWII era as for skeletons who gives a fuck there is a park that used to be a graveyard in my city
>>51813485
Still English bruh
>>51813687
>Jungle monkey deciding what is and is not civilization
>>51813931
I live near the town where Pogo the Killer Clown buried those 33 teenage boys he killed after kidnapping/raping them. So there's no limits on what spooky things I may find beneath my house
Maybe even a dinosaur
>>51813209
Drones
>>51814481
Srry for the meme but i'm not brazilian, here for vacation.
Very nice country.
>>51814580
When you flew in did you have to stay in the cargo hold with all the other pets, or do African airlines they let chimps fly coach now?
>>51813687
>underpopulated
No
>>51813209
>He doesn't think we have aircraft carriers and missles to shove up the queen's ass.
>>51813100
Even united Europeans can't overwheight you.