Why are slavic languages so hideous /int/?
Would it kill them to throw in some vowels in their words every now and then? Pretty much everything they say sounds like: lkrtlyrzrlmk trysrytjnzh bryzhgfkl
lithuanian is slavic
>>51783158
>egészségedre
>legkedvesebb megegészségesedésedre
>Cserszömörcés sört szürcsöl Csörsz
mate...
>>51783158
i think youre complaining about poles, a lot of us (most of us?) don't even have the letter "y"
>>51783158
Oh man... I'm from a place where you can talk to a clerk in a store with Slovenian and Hungarian... My parent can talk both languages, they even helped them during the ''iron curtain'' time with food... well I don't speak Hungarian but I still I don't have anything against Hungarians... So why are you so aggressive?
>>51783158
> said a hungarian
>>51783292
Slovak, Czech and south slavic languages look like orcish speech (krtek, zmrd, srpski), Polish with all the 'sz' 'cz' is more similar to Hungarian.
>>51783158
Czech sounds cute, ukrainian its like adorable french, polish its ok.
Why you dont speak about disguisting shit tier language like north accent dutch, danish or german swiss? ( no bullying)
I wish Slavs got wiped the fuck out.
>>51783260
>posting hungarian tongue twisters to defend slavs
Anon pls.
>egészségedre
I have nothing to defend this :(
But the second one isn't correct grammatically. And the third one has no meaning to modern hungarians. It's like blablabla beer is being slurped by somebody named Csörsz, except literally nobody has been called Csörsz since the 1250's. The only reason I can tell it's a name is because you wrote it with a capital letter, and ancient hungarians when they founded this country had the weirdest names like Ond, Kond, Töhötöm. Nowadays we're called Ádam, Judit or Katalin
>>51783682
What a Mongol thing to say
>>51783200
pszczek pszczek
>>51783500
East slavic languages are best too bad they use shitilica
>>51783682
>Finland
meh, not important
>>51783687
>köszönöm
Admit it, you have that 'sz' 'cs' going on, similar to Polish.
ДИC ИC HAУ A CЛAB TХPEД
>>51783500
>>51783756
>you have that 'sz' 'cs' going on, similar to Polish.
Polish sz is English sh.
Hungarian sz is English s, while their s is English sh.
>>51783682
t. Yökkölää Pukkölää
>>51783769
>ANC NC HAY A CNAB TXPEA
>>51783810
I know, t'was weird to discover.
>>51783682
Genghis pls, you can't invade them now
>this triggers the magyar
>>51783682
This, iicsrn tbqh.
Hungarian is the ugliest language in Europe
>>51783956
this is why Lithuanians kill themselves en masse?
>>51783810
this. Also cs is just like the English ch. like chocolate or cheating. Ours is a highly logical language
>>51783158
>Why are slavic languages so hideous /int/?
Many have argued that it is language that makes us human. As slaves are not quite human, there will always be something off about their language.
>>51783938
>linking a coward who was beaten by peasants
>this is somehow triggers us
why are kurvati so stupid?
>>51784015
yes
>>51784029
Polish sz = sh, cz = ch
Czaszka = Chashka
>>51784039
t. Jamal Mehmet Abu Ali
>>51784039
But Sweden we have the same words, ljudskog for example.
>>51784015
>>51784071
I thought it was because their government was drafting people to the army against their will. I'd rather die too than join the army. Conscription is just glorified slavery.
>>51784141
Polish ch = h, rz = ž
>>51784290
you are a little whiny shit who wouldnt die just because you have to serve a bit in our meme army
grow a spine
teh slavs
>>51784360
>ž
ż
morze (because it can change to m morski)
książka (because it can change to księga)
Polish is difficult
Yall mad coz you hate our freedoms.
>>51784484
come back home
>>51784534
I will (because I want to)
>>51784484
What's so difficult about the possessive form of the sea and (whatever ksionžka is supposed to be)?
Halandzsa bandzsa.
>>51784680
I'm sorry, but I can't take this language seriously. It's a wacky meme language just like Finnish, only not nearly as cute.
>>51784653
Foreigners cannot into our cases and exceptions, also looks like even Hungarians think that we read 'sz' like sss-zzzzzzzz
Książka and księga are pretty much same thing.
>>51784719
>non nation
>talking about serious
we are cute as fuck you orcish hordeling
>>51783200
Baltic. Slavic languages are the next closest group to Baltic though.
>>51784758
>cases
Whats so hard about cases?You just add different endings.Or is polish diffferent with this?
>>51784758
Nigger, we all speak English.
>>51783158
It only works with polish. Servian crkva etc are actually pronounced like cerkva.
>>51784719
Halandzsa as a word was made up by Karinthy Frigyes.
It's purely artifical.
Bandzsa alone means cross eyed.
Halandzsa refers to a collection of words that are not real,and were made up on the go.
Like "telwketet ükömmet lakama"
No meaning at all.
>>51784791
kva s mi lih reku? da novš ponesreč v kkšn štrik zahodu na pot domou!
>>51784029
Why did you randomly make s as sh?
>>51784411
I have a spine. That's why I say no. No government has a right to enslave people and take away their rights under the pretense of building an army.
>meme army
Good, you recognize our army is completely worthless. Then why object that people refuse to take part in it? It's their unalianable right to do whatever they want to do with their lives. If that means avoiding the army and war, that's their choice, and it should be respected, otherwise your country is the same as those dictatorships they claim to defend you from.
>>51784867
we got those too
like Ciciban, Pedenjped, and kosovir.
>>51784858
that's not true. In Serbo-Croatian it's crkva, but in Slovene it's cerkev, and the two words also written differently, but both are pronounced like they are written.
>>51784791
>bullying smaller then you
rude 2bh
>>51784905
>It's their unalianable right to do whatever they want to do with their lives. If that means avoiding the army and war, that's their choice, and it should be >respected,
tisztelettel:migráns aki most kapott állampolgárságot
>>51783158
>lkrtlyrzrlmk trysrytjnzh bryzhgfkl
that's an accurate depiction of Hungarian language for an average Pole
>>51784991
Töpörödött törpördögök
>>51784989
anyád :D
>>51784964
>cerkev
>ne cerku
>>51784905
>enslave people
lel opinion discarded
if you don't want to be a slave then burn your passport and stop paying taxes, but you won't cause you're a bitch who's just having a bitchfit.
magyar cigany
BTFO
>>51784905
>No government has a right to enslave people and take away their rights
>>51784964
In russian it is cerkov' and cerk is pronounced just like crk, you can't remove this 'e' from your prounancation.
>>51784905
Conscription is no more slavery than taxation is theft. The benefits of society are not free. If you want them you have to follow the rules and pay the membership fee.
>>51785056
but I don't have a passport. And I have never paid taxes because I'm a university student.
Though, that's not exactly true, there are taxes on food and shit here. You literally can't fart without being taxed. Fuck the system,and fuck the government.
Conscription is shit is the army is meme tier shit.Otherwise it's ok.
>>51784826
Nah, it's just that ours (and Hungarian) words that look like black magic spells for others.
>>51784850
Angielski nie jest naszym pierwszym językiem, prawda?
>>51783709
Slavic maggots are forever subordinate to Finns.
>>51785104
Semivowels are not written in Slovenian and S-C.
For instance, the word for collision is trk and not terk.
>>51783158
Why so jealous of your neighbors?
>>51785104
>you can't remove this 'e' from your prounancation.
of course you can
>>51785126
And what exactly is the advantage of conscription? Blowing billions of taxpayer money on vodka parties in the barracks?
>>51783158
baszodj szajba te faszkalap geci buzi.
>>51784964
>crkva
Orcish speech, as I said.
In Polish it's 'cerkiew'
>>51785179
No you can't. There is still be a sound between c and r that us coose to e.
>>51783158
They're old, probably older than most of the "European" languages.
>>51785167
we say "cirkva"
>>51785252
>the tribe of fino-ugrs is runnung through
>they see a sign
>"You go to the right and will find a warm sunny land whrte grapes grow"
>"You go to the left and will find humid grey rainny cold land where only potato grows."
>The ones who couldn't read were called estonians, the rest ones-hungarians.
>>51785219
...and in Slovene it's cerkev, which makes exactly the same word except for your ijekavian addition of a y.
It could have gone either way. In the 16th century when the Slovenian literary language was first devised, they thought to replace all semivowels with full vowels just like you have in Polish today, but this changed by the 19th century, and the word for market stopped being terg and fell in line with the spoken variant - trg.
>>51785195
Every single (male) civilian being able to hold a rifle and shoot.
>>51785126
>Conscription is no more slavery than taxation is theft.
But it is theft you dunce. Also what "'membership fee" do women pay for society's benefits? Oh wait nothing. Opinion discarded
>>51785195
Literally nothing. Those nutjobs just don't understand that a professional army with willing participants is about 200% more effective than a conscripted, half trained mess, in which people given the chance will flee,abandon their posts or even shoot and blow up their officers at their earliest convenience. I believe it's called fragging or something
>>51785373
...himself after army bulling.
>>51785254
I didn't know this. I mean, if you can pronounce Cres, then crkva shouldn't sound unnatural. But I guess this has to do with historical grammar.
>>51785248
no.
even in english.
look at the verb "to smirk"
the "i" is sort of ignored, they essentially say "smrk".
similar to that in our language is
"crkva" (church) or "prst" (finger). you can pronounce "r" without the vowels.
>>51784905
>what was polgári szolgálat
because ppl like you are sheltered, have never had any hardship to go through and claim any minor inconvience to be unbearable slavery
your unalianable right was never denied since '90 you absolute spastic
>>51785355
>the tribe of soviets is runnung through
>they see a sign
>"You go to the right and will find a warm sunny land whrte grapes grow"
>"You go to the left and will find humid grey rainny cold land where only AIDS grows."
>The ones who couldn't read were called russian-estonians, the rest ones-raped berlin.
>>51785373
And where will that every single civilian get his rifle? And what do you think are his chances against advanced weaponry and professional soldiers who received actual training?
Conscription is a joke. It's a gigantic waste of money, years of potential labor that could have been provided instead and not to mention, years of someone's life. All you get is cannon fodder that will either desert the first chance they get or would have joined the guerilla anyway, conscription or not.
>>51785438
iktfb
>>51783158
t. Magyar cigany
Uralic languages aren't precisely melodic desu senpai.
>>51785540
I like this finn. He understands.
>>51785665
They kinda are though. It's fucking polish that ruins the reputation of slavic languages.
>>51785536
>what was polgári szolgálat
I don't know? You tell me
>because ppl like you are sheltered, have never had any hardship to go through and claim any minor inconvience to be unbearable slavery
>your unalianable right was never denied since '90 you absolute spastic
Are you by any chance a 40something, burned out, communist? Or is it the other way around and it's the far right you're interested in?
źdźbło
>>51785540
Slavs migrated in log boats, not on horseback, so it was more sensible for them to follow the large rivers into Russia and down into the Balkans from Pripyat than to walk all the way to western Europe while having to ford all the rivers on the way.
>>51785820
>From Proto-Slavic *stьblo
>we simply say steblo
>Poles managed to make it into źdźbło
typical
>>51785847
are slavs the original boat people?
>>51785717
>You will never speak a beautiful romance language
Why live? ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g
>>51785736
you could request your serving to not be an armed service so you just took your time in a state owned institution based on your skill
neither, but if you dont know about a subject, such as military service, educate yourself before opening your mouth
>Why are slavic languages so hideous /int/?
>coming from a Magyar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE
>>51785901
That's because Polish is Polish, not slavic
>>51785920
I think most Slavic nations, from Slovenia to Russia, have retained the knowledge of how to make log boats out of a single trunk just like they used to in the iron age. Historical records from the middle and early modern ages record all instances Slavic naval travel from Novgorod to Montenegro and the Cossack sich to have been by the use of these same log boats. I think that's pretty badass.
>>51785425
>But it is theft
It is the membership fee for your country. If you don't want to pay it, you are free to fuck off.
>Also what "'membership fee" do women pay for society's benefits?
Whatever your country demands of them. Usually just taxes.
przyczynek
pszczoła
psiapsiółka
łódź
szczebrzeszynie
chrząszcz
>>51786106
We prefer nuclear icebreakers nowadays.
>>51786156
pršec
ščetina
hrošč
češče
škrge
vrzel
>>51786244
I saw that Herzog documentary on the lives of Siberian trappers in the 2012 season though, and they still make their boats the same way.
>>51783158
Why are Finno-ugric languages so hideous /int/?
Would it kill the to throw in some consonants in their words every now and then? Pretty much everything they say sounds like: aaääöüiuooi aaeeiuoiüüäö ouoäääöaaie
>>51785981
>you could request your serving to not be an armed service so you just took your time in a state owned institution based on your skill
But that's just as bad anon. If it's against your beliefs or even faith - let's say you are a devout catholic, and your belief dictates that you shouldn't partake in any activity to help fueling war, then this polgári service is still a sin. You are still being forced to do something you don't want. It's still bad.
>neither, but if you dont know about a subject, such as military service, educate yourself before opening your mouth
I do have some knowledge,but most importantly, I have a very keen sense of justice. I shall right wrongs, and triumph over evil! And that means, conscription, capitalism and the state.
Fun fact: Jesus was an anarchist. So is Sailor Moon.
>>51786324
wilczomlecz
jeżyć
chrząszcz
częściej
skrzela
luka
>Ukrainian
>A real language
>Macedonian
>A real language
>Bosnian
>A real language
>Croatian and Serbian
>Different from eachother
Why do people lie to themselves.
>>51786532
you are a very young little shitter which is okay, just use less uppity words for things because it makes you sound like an enourmous faggot and they last very short in any sort of anarchism
>>51786761
If my eloquence, manners and heaven forbid my intelligence have offended you, I'm truly sorry. I prostrate myself to you, truly I am nothing more, but a piece of dirt beneath your magnificient shoes, oh great and honorable one.
Not him >>51783260, but you >>51783687
>falling for double letters sz, zs, cs, gy, ty, ny
Those are one sound, ykr?
>>51783483
A Hungarian can rightfullysay so, as Hungarian has a tendency to avoid consonant clusters.
>>51787278
Eloquence, manners or intelligence are not words that would ever be used to describe anything you have written so far.
>>51787549
he was trying to sound edgy and smart with his 16y old mind
>>51787278
Anon, you dropped this.
>>51786106
There is no way to travel from Novgorod to Montenegro without setting foot on land.
>>51786156
>Proto-Slavic: *bьčela.
>Polish: pščola
Where the fuck did you even get the additional š?
>>51786532
>So is Sailor Moon.
Isn't she an autocratic ruler in the future?
>>51786517
That's Estonian and it sounds gay as fuck.
