>300,000,000 americans will die in your lifetime
truly a great period for mankind
>>51778928
noooooooooooooo
I live in the border, What I have to do Italia]?
Deus vult.
>>51778928
If that shit erupted it would have a chance of setting off all of the other supervolcanoes and ending the world.
the entirety of the north american continent would be absolutely knackered by that eruption
>MUH MANIFEST DESTINY!!!
>got their hands in a stupidly big super volcano
KEK!
>>51779100
How badly would this affect europe?>>51779100
>>51778928
nice paint map
>total destruction area
well it's the midwest no one actually lives there right?
What about us you fucking Italian motherfucker? I would be in the respirator zone
>>51778928
B-but I want an American gf!
>>51779126
it would be pretty cold
some poor people will starve
that's it
>>51779126
It would likely fuck over the entire world. Everything would likely delve into violence and war.
>>51779137
what's that stain on your flag, peru?
>>51779134
Mormons and Vegas would get rocked but otherwise, yeah, no harm done.
That's literally the least populated part of the country excluding Alaska.
I would be surprised if 500,000 people died.
>>51779162
JUST WALK AWAY
>>51779134
>midwest
>utah
>montana
>the west
>mid-west
dumb
just dumb
>>51779134
That's not the Midwest, but yeah, basically no one lives the total destruction zone. There's only like two or three major population centers that's have to be evacuated (Denver and Salt Lake, maybe Las Vegas)
>>51779189
hey buddy, the leather block is two blocks down
>his country doesn't have a supervolcano
>Gonna die in 2021
Sounds pretty good tBh. Don't wanna get much older
>>51779180
Nah, Salt Lake City would get destroyed completely so already that's more than 500k.
>>51778928
Wonderful, I've been fantasizing about this as long as I have lived.
>>51778928
>estimated ash map
Realistically 50k-100k people would die and that's worst case scenario. The volcanic winter from the aftermath would suck though.
When are the dinosaurs coming back?
>>51779204
Why would an Israeli know this
>>51779214
Haven't you heard, fetish leather and blonde sex slave twinks are in for the post-apocalypse.
>>51779277
why would he feel confident enough to call it the midwest?
>>51779259
It would counteract global warming. Futurama said it would stabilize our climate and cartoons never lie
>>51778928
never thought i would have to deal with 1-6 feet of ash. oh well, im just gonna follow the same protocol when i get 6 feet of snow.
>>51779267
When Jesus does
Also, who /justmadeit/ here? L.A reporting
Pax Americana is the best era the mankind will ever have so if this happens all of us are fucked.
>>51779312
Edmonton, AB reporting.
our zone is still 1-6 feet of ash, mind you.
>>51779204
i don't know what this area's called
but half of it is in the midwest
>>51779297
Why are you so obsessed with some guy's small mistake?
>>51779369
Shithole, MB reporting in.
Same situation as you, buddy.
>>51779391
that is not the midwest
most of that is the west
of that which you have chosen to circle only Minnesota, Iowa, Upper Michigan, the better part of Illinois, and Wisconsin are
>2000 US nukes are stored in silos near the volcano's caldera
dis gonna b good
>>51779402
a mistake that is in the order of many hundreds of miles
>>51779473
nuclear fission bombs are not stockpiles of tnt I'm afraid
>>51779473
It will be like fallout but worse.
europoors will become ghouls
There's something like a 1 in 7,000 chance of it going off each year with at least several weeks notice before it erupts. I hope you're okay with waiting a while
>>51778928
>yfw its on 4 july
>>51779473
Matter just launch them at random countries right before it explodes. If we can't have nice things, no one can.
>>51778928
>2012
I LITERALLY can't wait for the banter on /int/ was this to happen, who cares about the lifes of amerifats anyway.
Who /safe/ here?
Alaska reporting. (Safe until the russkies prey on America in a time of weakness)
>>51779530
Kaboom
>>51779116
I'll fite u cheeky cunt
>>51779563
it's far more likely that your house will be in the sea eons before this were to erupt
>>51779576
>Seattle in the red
We're still fucked.
>>51779126
They'd have american and Mexican refugees to deal with
>>51778928
at least I get to watch kansas choke on ash
>>51779391
Flyover states
>>51779616
When was the last time parts of the USA were flooded and when was the last time the netherlands was flooded?
I'd be more worried about denmark and the UK if I were you.
NEVER EVER
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>>51778928
The North-East coast isn't even touched, that's all that matters; your super-volcano back-fired.
>>51778928
>Italy joking about volcano
Last time I checked, Vésuve wasn't dead.
>>51779079
Then we're in the same zone of redness
Doesn't look too serious, not immediate death, and it even specifies only the circle one deeper requires martial law
Probably worse for mexico though
>>51779678
my house sits on a hill higher than any point in the Netherlands :DDD
>>51779229
live free
die young
Can't wait to be a welfare leech in Europe.
>>51778980
Don't worry, he can't even conquer Ukraine and your Russaians preffer to be able to work anywhere in the EU to being able to live in Russia without moving anywhere.
>>51778928
>mfw ravioli niggers think they can talk done to based ameribros
Who invaded who Moosealini?
USA USA USA USA USA
>>51779805
thanks jersey
>>51779721
>322 metres
kek
> Falling for conspiracy theories
Am I browsing pol?
>>51778928
>ex gf lives in the destruction zone
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
>>51778928
>300,000,000
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3189619/What-happen-Yellowstone-s-supervolcano-erupted-Experts-warn-90-000-immediate-deaths-nuclear-winter-US.html
also
>nuclear winter
Maybe it's because I'm Iowan, but is anybody else worried about what this will do to the crops?
Feels good 2bh.
Poomerica on pooicide watch
>>51779698
we actually have a few banter songs about Naples being destroyed by an eruption
>>51778928
I saw that 2012 movie and tbph its not that much of a big deal.
>>51779911
Nothing. We just ration elecricity and grow them under lamps like we do with weed.
>>51779698
Vesuvius is too weak to destroy anything past Naples and surrounding towns. And that would actually improve Italy, as long as all people living in that shithole die.
Top 10 Biggest Active Volcanoes On Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbuZI5vf8m0
Only 1 million years to go.
>>51779997
Your government has a distribution plan for each region for Neapolitans displaced by an eruption. Enjoy.
>>51779911
The northeast has an ample amount of farmland. We'll just secede so we don't have to share it.
>>51780030
Nigga, I live in Lombardy. Here 1/4 of the population is from terronia. It wouldn't really make any difference.
>>51778928
>Trump deports all Mexicans effectively saving our lives.
Is there nothing this man can't do?
>>51779460
fine
Great Plains, whatever
who gives a shit
>>51779126
Probably about the same as Eyjafuckthisshit. Some ash, some colder weather, some Polish president dead.
Political consequences will probably be more noticeable with refugees and major world power crumbling apart.
>>51780221
>some Polish president dead.
yeah, I'm totally sure it was the volcano's fault
I like the way the deep red moves south instead of north towards Canada.
It's almost like God favours the heathens in Canada then those god-fearing Americlaps.
>>51780239
They are blessed.
>>51778928
> civilization in Europe will be thrown back into the tribal era because of ash clouds and shit
noice
>>51780012
What a shitty video
>>51779162
>this level of self importance
Wew mate.
>>51781215
But that's how it works. Instability after the death of an empire. And this is a fuck big empire
>>51781410
Amerifat thinking the world revolves around his country. Maybe becuase you're all so fucking obese
This eruption would change the environment in such a way that the entire world would probably go into an ice age
>>51781410
>this is what amerikekolds actually believe
>>51781468
Have fun fighting the Indonesians m8.
>>51781496
Maybe we wouldn't be so arrogant if you guys would pull your fucking weight in NATO
>>51781513
Indonesians are too busy drowning on their islands because you faggots are causing global warming
>>51779162
More like it will be the greatest holyday in human history after we deal with tsunamis and stuff.
The ash clouds would kill most plant life and billions will starve
>>51779805
Nice fleg.
Welcome to Russia. Our cold siberia is waiting for u
>>51781563
I don't even dislike Russia. The liberals in this country have always been the biggest enemies of the Russians.
>>51781703
the liberals in your country are the product of subversive movements created by russians
>>51781672
By the time the shit hits the fan in US, "your" Siberia will be Chinese.
>>51779698
>>51779997
>vesuvio
>not phlegraean fields
http://www.yellowstonepark.com/yellowstone-supervolcano/
>Though another caldera-forming eruption is theoretically possible, it is very unlikely to occur in the next thousand or even 10,000 years.
>Most scientists think that the buildup preceding a catastrophic eruption would be detectable for weeks and perhaps months to years.
>For the most likely type of volcanic eruption in Yellowstone, everywhere would be safe except in the immediate vicinity of the advancing lava flow.
So only three hundred will die? That's not very.much desu.
>>51782597
Yeah I don't know how nobody is skeptical of the validity of this all.
>>51780221
>Polish president dead.
>the east coast is safe
>Washington will not be destroyed
>all these morons going "I can't wait for amerifats to get theirs hurrrr"
>not taking into account the effects such a thing would have on the global economy
>collapse of the petrodollar and chaos on the oil markets
>instant wars across the world since the US is one of the main players keeping this shitty world of ours more or less together
>millions dead of hunger
>chaos in the streets in every nation on earth
>say goodbye to the Internet
>mfw Americans shoot the lava
>>51784300
this nigga is right, listen to him
>>51778928
>in the 0-11 inches of ash zone
that's going suck but be survivable, good luck burgers
>>51778928
GOOD
If someone will nuker Yellow stone it will be quicker and bigger.
Also someone can detonate nukes in Mariana Trench, it will create giant tsunami an sink western USA and eastern Asia.
Where is 4chan hosted now?
>>51780236
That wasn't volcano...
>clapistanis will blame terrorists
>>51784913
but bolan without us who will keep the russians out of your clay? who will stop the germans from becoming nazis again?
>>51779189
Can't wait desu
>>51779391
The area circled is mostly referred to as the Great Plains. The Midwest is any state touching those big ass lakes except New York
>>51785224
>without us
Where our F-35 Raptors?
Where our Missile Shield?
Where our loaned nukes?
Where our US Army bases?
Where our secret CIA camps?
Where our visa-free travels?
Where our $$$ invested in Easter Poland?
Fuck you fake ally!
all those republican christian redneck states will be fucked.
only liberal nigger states will remain.
>>51785041
You should not have gotten into the nuclear game.
>>51784300
Sounds great!
Fucking blow up already.
>>51778928
>tfw totally out of the blast zone
east coast beast coast
New England 4 lyfe
>>51779126
Well, world economy would probably crash SUPER hard.
I mean, a gigantic chunk of the world's most productive economic land and farmland has been obliterated, and the largest economy on earth--which owes substantial debts to everyone-is either gone, or severely reduced to the point of being unrecognizable.
>>51778928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory
Wouldnt that much ash cause some kind of nuclear winter or out of control greenhouse effect?
Anyway, we would all be in deep shit, not just the murricans
>>51778928
Once again, New England is the best place to live.
>>51779300
Too bad global warming is a lie. Hey, remember when Gore won a peace prize for saying the northern pole would be ice-free by 2010?
>mfw just narrowly avoiding it
>>51778928
>the only parts where deaths will happen are in the 2 darkest red circles
wow it's fucking nothing
i just need to make sure i die in a cool pose. i dont wanna be frozen in time lookin like a bitch.
>>51784300
Not to mention Russia and China becoming the leading world powers.
>>51790998
>global warming is a lie
>we've had shorter and shorter winters every year
>december 7th and still no snow or even frost and a severe lack of sub-zero temperatures
>>51791247
do the CIA power stance
you will live on in 4chan memory for all time
>>51778928
the east should be fine since americans are already used to 11 inches of ash
>>51779126
The amount of ash and particulate in the air would completely ruin the climate and fuck agriculture for years, maybe even decades
Billions would die
Shhh!! The insecure countries need their circle jerk.
We got the most robust economy, we make 33%-50% more than the average European, we pretty much invent a good chunk medicines and technologies, their media is probably being slowly dominated by us - you gotta give them something. It even seems their source of national pride revolves around the USA. So give them this.
It's like that little brother who had some oxygen deprivation early on, so he's not quite right. Go along with whatever they says and make them feel special.
inb4 the yankees declare war looking for food and water.
Help us Britain.
>>51791441
who are you referring to senpai
>>51791504
Europoors
>>51791355
i dont really know what you mean, but i think it's a black joke
>>51781542
Dont be so cold. Let us in famili.
>>51778928
Ill look forward to buying up all that primo real estate after the population gets cut down.
>>51779178
Well, they'd be saved by mormon Jesus.
You can't touch mormon Jesus.
>>51778928
Will Mexicans accept American refugees?
Or will they build a wall?
>>51779369
>6 feet of ash
all manlets get buried
>>51791291
>yes, because warm winters were never heard of before
climate change is a cycle. Global warming and then global cooling has been observed in the known history.
Gore is a fraud and all the greenpeace-esque ecology organisations are lobbying for the industry
>>51780012
>Its location is Fire of Pacific Ring and has a range of 130 miles per hour
>Eyjafjallajokull is the Icelandic volcano of glaciers of Iceland
>Yellow Stone Caldera is situated close to the Yellow National Park, USA. The rat of eruption of this volcano is extremely high DOT DOT DOT
>This volcano has too hot magma and has its origin in the Nyiragongo lava lake. It has a history of destroyin much part of Africa since a long.
>Stretched out images
>Repeating music
Quality video
Captcha: Mountains
Pretty rude t.b.h.
>>51781672
Thanks dude. I prefer the winter desu.
>>51793510
kek Eyjafjallajökull is barely top 5 volcano in Iceland and Icelandic volcanoes aren't that big, just very active
I think Katla, Laki, Krafla, Hekla and Askja are all stronger than Eyjafjallajökull but Eyjafjallajökull is more well known internationally because its last eruption had so much ash that it shut down air traffic over half of Europe
>>51793947
You're just showing off your vowels now, aren't you?
>live in eastern Wisconsin
>apparatus and med supplies given out.
Cool free shit!
>>51794062
the other names are all short and sweet
>>51780336
We are so advanced that we are already doing it on our own.
>>51794090
They are.
im gonna feel sorry burgers but i really want to see a catastrophe of huge proportions during my life time
>California destroyed
>Texas destroyed
PLS LET IT HAPPEN
>>51779214
FUCK YOU
>>51794245
Texasfag here, all it will do is make our weather more bearable. Looking forward to it.
Also I am >>51792716
Shit is going to be so cash.
>>51779827
>A FUCKING HILL
>tfw live in quebec
building a wall soon as yellowstone hints at erupting desu
>300 BILLION americans will die in their lifetime
>>51779079
Build a wall to stop the refugees fleeing from the disaster
>>51778928
>The shit half of the US will be obliterated in your lifetime
4chan servers are located in the US, if we go so do your precious memes.
>even in the event of an apocalyptic disaster, America still ç.u.ç.k.s us over
dessssssuuuuuu ssssseeeeennnnpppaaaiii
>>51797815
Long after we're gone...the memes will live on
>>51797212
Wouldn't the eruption cause severe climate change?
Yellowstone will erupt on a long period. At first there will be tremors and magma seeping out. The ground will swell like a huge pimple and several million peoples will evacuate way before the whole thing explodes but also several millions will die during the following weeks and months because of the ashes.
>>51797983
Yes, and?
>>51778928
>implying a Yellowstone eruption only harms Americans
You do realize that the ash cloud would eventually block out the sun entirely for like 19 years right?
Have fun growing crops in what is essentially a nuclear winter scenario
>>51797856
that's what you get for remaining loyal to the Crown
>>51798175
That would effect agriculture, the US would be mad max shit hole.
>>51798235
still worth it
War, war never changes
>>51779079
Build wall... to stop the amerilard border-crossers.
>>51797983
We'll just secede and invade Mexico
