>existed for a thousand years
>invented a cheese slicer
You can't make this shit up
>mfw never had the casual boner for Norway every kiddos on /int/ have
>mfw never cared about Sweden either
>mfw couldn't care less about sheltered generic blondes from Scandinavia
Feels good to be enlightened.
>>51775477
t. Pajeet
>>51775477
literally no one on /int/ likes norks. They are all nork proxies.
Proud
>>51775524
a nork is a north korean you know
Those cheese slicers are an invaluable tool on holidays, though.
>>51775420
>a thousand years
MORE LIKE 110 YEARS
>NOT EVEN HALF AS OLD AS THE US
And still better than us. Feels bad mang.
>>51777237
No 1000 years maaaan. . Invaded by various lowlifes germanics but they have always been kick out again
>>51775420
Also invented Iceland
>>51778848
Iceland and Norway are Danish inventions
>>51778848
That's like saying china invented mexico
>>51778927
based ameribro knows whats up
and what has iceland invented?
>>51778998
banter
books
eve online
>>51778998
Thin chins
>>51778905
>>51778998
lazy town
>>51779003
>>51779192
>>51779491
All great inventions. We did good :^)
>>51778905
Worst idea ever.
>>51778998
they perfected deforestation
>>51778998
They didn't invent, but they perfected being the greatest nation on earth.
Can anyone even seriously compete? Earth BTFO
1000 years from now, Europe may be an islamic shithole, but Iceland will remain standing strong.
AFRAM ISLAND!
>>51779663
as of now its shit. but after my revolution it will be amazing.
>>51779718
Are you the Nazi Icelander that was featured in the paper?
>>51779755
no, he is a huge faggot.
>>51779776
Tell me about your revolution then; I'm intrigued. If a revolution were possible in any western country, I would say Iceland is about the only place it could happen. You have the population size and isolation to your advantage.
>>51779806
I want to purge atheism, paganism, feminism etc from this country, to establish a theocratic goverment. It could be possible with a few thousand imo, as long as the norks or danes dont interfere.
>>51779836
I'd support a Christian theocracy just for the novelty of it. Deus Vult brother! I'll gladly join the fight if I get Maria Olafs as a bride.
ONE SHOT AT A TIIIME
KILL ALL THE PAGANS
ICELAND ANON FOREVER
ONE SHOT AT A TIIME
KILL ALL THE LEFTISTS
IT'S TIME THEY PAID FOR THEIR FAILURES.
TILL WE'RE CRUSAAADING
CRUSAAAADING
ONE SHOT AT A TIIIME
GET OUT OF THE LEFT FOREVER
Iceland is pretty insufferably left wing though. Be thankful you're not taking that many refugees.
>>51780028
I fear we will take in refugees very soon, since most people want them.
>>51780028
What the fuck? You don't live in a video game, man.
>>51780083
I have been assured that the revolution will be successful by a very reputable source (An anonymous icelander on 4chan) so sign me up.
>>51779718
>>51779776
>>51779836
>>51780065
>>51780185
REEEEEEEEEE
*rubs belly*
*Make a snowman from his snowflake*
*Sucks him off*
>>51775420
>>51780028
>>51780295
What happened to this thread? I was going to share some brown cheese, cut with my norwegian cheese slicer. No-one is getting any now.
