Why are Americans always so hypersensitive about any criticism or light towards their country? Have the Americans finally claimed the title of most butthurt country on /int/, surpassing even the Poles?
>>51773629
*any light banter
>be canadian
>eat your own shit
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/112277/French_Canadian_Poutine_With_Fries/
>>51773648
This is what I mean. The Americans always get buttflustered over a satirical forum and can't respond with anything but memes.
Do American parents teach their children that the best way to stop getting cyberbullyied is to turn off the compueter?
youre literally describing canadians
end yourself
>>51773735
t. C*ck or Proxy
>Be American
>Engage in banter
>Automatically a hypersensitive butthurt little puss puss
>>51773629
A lot of us over react ironically to add to the joke. It's not easy to show satire across any internet media.
>>51773648
Titles a bit misleading isn't it? Haha
I'll have a legitimate discussion, but I won't respond to obvious trolls or memespamming.
>>51773629
I wouldn't expect a nation that elects a leader like Trudeau to understand.
>>51773629
>>51773719
everyone lied, Canadians are meanies :'^(
Americans just can't banter all they can do is get mad you could say all they can do is rant' er.
>>51773830
delete this
There are way too many of us to have that level of consistency but yes it is true that American """"banter"""" is generally pretty weak.
I wouldn't call it butthurt, just stupidity.
>>51773830
>ranter
this is a thing now
>>51773814
Only the shitty parts elected him
>>51773830
T-TAKE THAT BACK
>>51773719
>cyberbullying is real
>>51773891
too bad the shitty parts still got him in office
enjoy the kekshow
>>51773814
Are you saying we need to elect a black Muslim first?
>>51773629
>A Canadian posts
>>51773912
Don't you have enough of those?
I'd just like to say not all yanks are bad. One's like this >>51773813
though are awful. You're on 4chan, not reddit you fucking pleb.
>>51773933
Nothing compared to your 13% rioting in the streets and the 200,000 refugees coming in.
>>51773719
>get memed at
>respond with a meme
>LELEEL WHAT A BUTTHURT PUSSY
?
>>51773986
>gets rused
>>51773964
>2015
>not enriching your country
stay pleb
>>51773964
>he doesn't have states/ territories that publicly said "fuck off we're full" to the Syrian "refugees"
wew lad
Who remembers this glorious thread?
It's a few terrible posters that give Americans a bad rep
>>51773949
>underage Ausshit mad that we won't fall for his spam threads about bread sticks and gun violence
>>51774070
haha good one keep it up dude
>>mention Ameridiots got their asses kicked in Vietnam
>>Amerifats actually legit try to argue they didn't, try to argue that they were a few months away from victory but popular support at home forced them back, blah blah blah
>>global_pokerface.jpg
Fuckin seppo cunts, weak as piss
>>51774034
That doesn't mean anything. Go back to /pol/.
>A FUCKING LEAF
Let me explain the average American poster:
>at work or in classes all day
>makes some food
>decides to browse /int/
>finds that there is really no trending meme country to poke fun at
>everyone bantering Americans because the US is the default meme country
>this isn't the first, or last time this will happen
I wish that Americans could just post in peace without being constantly prodded and agitated just because they are Americans.
Anyway that my thoughts on it.
>be canadian
>have a half-black jew as your national icon
>>51774172
>>have a half-black jew as your national icon
And who is that?
>>51774160
Proving OP's point.
>>51774172
Your national leader is a half black Muslim.
>>51774172
>be American
>have a clown-shoed nonce as your national icon
>>51774114
>American posts that we won in Vietnam knowing it will trigger foreigners.
>Foreigners take the bait. Proceed to post serious paragraph-long responses to low quality bait.
Every time. No one here legitimately believes we won in Vietnam. You'd be surprised how easy it is to trigger people when you're American.
>>51774169
you're not india so what are you talking about at least you can add to discussion.
>>51774114
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/51727636/#q51728279
And it's this same underage Aussie from yesterday.
they are over-bullied
europe and australia should fuck off, only mex and canada should be allowed to banter with them
>>51774215
>Your national leader is a half black Muslim
That I not only didn't vote for, I'm against nearly everything he stands for.
>>51774215
>canadian """"""""""""""""""leaders"""""""""""""""""" fall down stairs for fun
CANNOT CONSTRUCT A REALITY IN WHICH THIS IS A LEGITIMATE OCCURRENCE
>>51774269
no i bully who i want i am the baddest kid on the playground
>>51774229
>Every time. No one here legitimately believes we won in Vietnam
We won the battles, lost the war.
>>51774125
>That doesn't mean anything.
nice damage control
>>51774328
*le smug encouragement face*
>>51774232
>joins thread
>posts reply (literally any reply)
>someone always calls me an Amerishoot or Amerifat
>leave thread
>all other threads are made by Australians or Canadians talking shit about the US
Just saying it gets really old.
>>51774366
don't be so sensitive about it m8
>>51773949
There is nothing wrong with Reddit.
>>51774388
I broke down everything that happened in the VW in >>51774263, so you can just reread that archived thread. Not that it matters because you're underage anyway.
>>51774399
I'm not really, I'm just trying to explain to the Aussie and Canadian why Americans can be such aggressive posters.
>>51774331
You have to be /pol/ tier retarded if you think that they are either going to fight a civil war over refugees, that the governors can disobey the federal government in that way, or that the refugees can't just cross the imaginary state lines to come to take away your freedoms.
>>51774413
>There is nothing wrong with Reddit.
>>51774413
No wonder why everyone hates Americans
Anyone has the >a (country) enters the thread image?
>>51773629
>Why is x country so butthurt
Why are you lad
>>51773629
But you're exactly the same, a colder, more liberal and gayer version of America.
>>51774125
Le trole man
>>51774366
>>51774114
Dumbcunt we were in nam too
>>51774535
No shit fuckhead
>>51774444
>I'm just trying to explain to the Aussie and Canadian why Americans can be such aggressive posters
I try not to be. In fact it's best if you don't take the stale b8 about shootings/breadsticks/Vietnam because you're just giving underage trolls what they want, which is to get a rise out of you.
>>51774603
They just keep going
>>51774450
>this much autismal ass pain
sorry guy, didn't mean to rustle your leaves eh
>>51774125
>intelligence is chiefly influenced by socio-economic status
lol no
>>51773964
We are only taking 10,000
>>51773986
You obviously are unable to relate to somebody with a massive national inferiority complex
We are supposed to not meme back, because it isnt upsetting to get memed by a non-relevant, but getting memes by 21st century rome breaks the hearts of third-worlders
>>51774623
>They just keep going
Well, duh. It's not like 15 year old Aussies are gonna stop shitposting. Just don't feed them.
>>51774657
>he types like a fucking nerd
lol
>>51773629
lol your mom is oversensitive to my dick, I get her to cum within moments
>>51774699
>duh
>>51774627
Don't worry Jamal I'm not actually even Canadian. Have a (you) anyway.
>>51774657
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/europes-border-crisis/john-kerry-u-s-accept-85-000-refugees-2016-100-n430576
>>51774699
Literally can't think of an insult decides to call us 15 year olds.
"good banter"
>>51774755
>>51774755
back to his raz>>51774716
>>51774782
It's not banter. It's true. There are too many underagers here.
>>51774782
>doesn't deny being underage
:^)
>>51773629
WHAT DID YOU SAY BOUT MERICA?
Americans are at their most hypersensitive when you're NOT talking about them.
Easiest way to trigger United Statians is to start a thread they can't participate in, e.g. kinder surprise appreciation thread. They'll all come out of the woodwork posting memes and random charts/news articles about the countries in the thread until it gets derailed:
>Australians
>Think they know anything about being in the southern hemisphere
>Somebogandoingdumbshit.jpg
everytiem.
>>51774832
Is that why you're here?
>>51774832
>>51774841
the times are changing old man, the youngsters bring the dank new memes
>>51774873
Nobody even knows what a kinder egg is or why I should care about it.
>>51774877
>>51774893
I'm old enough to be your dad...
>>51774951
probably fat enough also
>>51774928
>a typical American response to something they don't have but actually know all about
>>51774964
ayyyyyyy
>>51774928
I think, and I'm only vaguely guessing because I never paid a lot of attention to it, that it's a toy of some kind they have in Yurop that's b& in the US and apparently a lot of Aussies made shitpost threads about it for some reason.
>>51774951
>not knowing who Chris Hansen is
>"old enough to be your dad"
evidently not
>>51774951
>old enough to be your dad...
>this is what americans consider """"""""""banter""""""""""
kids are pregnant at 16 nowadays.
>>51775108
Kids have always been pregnant at 16 since caveman times senpai.
>>51775121
maybe even 13 desu
>>51774125
While it is true that people jump the gun, there have been legitimate shills lately.
Honestly Canadians are worse.
>This thread
>>51775121
>hehe people have been throw shot at eachother since we were monkeys
Doesn't make it any less degeneracy
>>51775230
>>51775288
>degeneracy
Nice mem stormweenie
>>51775348
Just telling it like it is
>>51775372
he LITERALLY cant help himself
>>51775392
the problem is while the rest of the world obessively knows everything about america, every other country save britain is too irrelevant for americans to banter back. we have no ammunition to go on
>>51775359
>hes a stormfag because he doesnt believe people have to be completely disgusting and reprehensible creatures
Do you just shit in the bed and sleep in it too?
>>51775447
Just respond with OBSESSED or make a shitpost thread like why is the everyone so OBSESSED with the US
>>51775461
>hes a knuckle dragging fascist who thinks progress is bad
>>51775447
>no ammunition
>implying he has never had a history courae
>implying he has never had a geography course
>implying he is so new that he doesn't know about the current bantz mimi of the week
Either you're an embodiment of ">american education" or you're some retarded redditor looking for ebin screencaps so that he can whore them for ebin upboats.
My money is on both.
>>51775530
How is people having kids at 16 progress if as you pointed out they've been doing it since they were retarded monkeys?
>>51775447
Everything I know about the USA comes from the film Space Jam and the TV show Freaks and Geeks.
>>51775447
Germany - Back-to-back champions at losing world wars
Russia - Everything
Spain - Unemployment
Greece - Debts
Thailand - Traps
India - Fecal matter
South Africa - Selling your country to HIV-infested niggers
Sweden - k00ks
See, there's plenty to go down. :^)
>>51775558
History taught here is very America-centric. And history before the colonization of the new world either British centric or it talks about the Roman republic and Greek city states with an emphasis on Athens
>>51775577
>How is people having kids at 16 progress
why is that bad? Healthy kids
listen I know its hard for you to understand that the world is changing, but don't be scared. I promise its not that bad outside your basement
>>51775612
all stale though, and americans overely on them in shitposts. we need to be the meme-creators like finland and aus
>>51775447
Latrisha Reynolds, self-glorifcation doesn't really take your ignorance away.
>>51775614
>American education
Eh fuck it
>>51775726
So what is taught in Finnish history class. i mean Finland has no culture or history to speak of
>>51775612
Mexico - Beheadings
Argentina - Everything
Israel - Being Jews
South Korea - Plastic women
Hungary - Trianon
Poland - Being raped by all neighboring countries many dozens of times
France - Algerian colony
>>51775758
>he's THIS angry
No! This cant be happening, not in this VERY thread! My sides
>>51775796
I'm not actually. Finland literally has no culture and a language that wasn't written down til the 1300's after Sweden took them over.
>>51775831
>American education
>>51775758
Finnish history summarized:
>ooga booga tribesmen
>conquered by Sweden and whipped into civilization
>be used as the elite shock troops of Sweden's army
>get stolen by Ivan and raped for 100 years
>become free
>kill some commies in 1918
>shoot a bunch of drunk Ivans in 1939
>become Soviet kekbitch 1945 to 90
>economy collapses during the 90s
>spam shitty Internet memes
And that's about everything.
>>51775831
>MFW you can find more finish culture under a rock than American culture in a book
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!!!1
>>51775877
hmmmm
>>51775758
Depends on which level of education you're talking about. In high school first couple of courses are generalized world history, then there's classical era course, medieval and renaissance, enlightement and industrialisation, modern era and its war and a couple of courses about Finnish history.
thats because memers are literally autistic
most actual americans shitpost similar to australia but we're more reserved and condescending about it
desu
>>51774049
Oh I remember it well.
>>51775900
But none of that even involves America, so why learn it?
>>51776018
>>51776040
You that autistic that you can't see that was a joke
>>51773629
>surpassing even the Poles
POLAND MENTIONED :DDDDDDD
O
L
A
N
D
>>51776018
Okay then.
>>51775900
sounds cool i guess
but why learn the histories of other countries over something useful like computer science
>>51776018
>>51776060
m8 there needs to be a textual symbol of satire because Poe's law is always in full effect with your flag
>>51776060
Don's sedel.jpg is used when the poster is not amused, it seems he got the joke but because it was so fucking stupid and shit he posted tons note.jpg t. memexpert
>>51776103
No I just think you are so willing to buy into memes you stopped thinking for yourself
>>51776096
Because those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. Not to mention there's a shit ton of awesome stuff in history.
>>51776132
Thank you memester
>>51773629
Does /int/ like political commentary?
Americans are too disenfranchised by their media, they take anything they see on tv to be true, like fox news and info wars, they are in their own little bubble that can pop at any time. They are sad people because they know deep down inside that the life they live is a false one. They care more about "Muh american dream" then making their country a nicer place. I wonder how much their celebrities and their rich people toll on the system, because they are the only genuinely happy people. everyone else puts on a smile and crys themselves to sleep.
>>51776288
This tBh.
American society is crazy
canadians are the most awful neighbors
rude, and illiterate drunkards mostly
>>51776366
nah canadians irl are bros
>>51776340
thats because most people who are poorfags just bitch about the system rather than figure it out for themselves, there's always money to be made its not doing wagekek shit though.
>>51776103
>mfw you think it's a joke that American culture and history is superior to all else.
>>51776366
Bud, you guys are lucky to have people as chill as us as neighbours, just as we are lucky to have the most powerful nation in the world as our neighbour and ally
>>51776411
DETROIT
>>51776442
>the most powerful nation in the world
China?
>>51775758
they certainly have culture, sort of
but none of it was ever written down until the swedes showed up 600 years ago naturally
so arguably they have only a little bit more history than us, but certainly inconsequential at best
>>51776455
And Mizzou, Chicago, etc.
>>51775877
they certainly have more than Canada could ever hope to attest to
>>51776411
Of course you can work the system, but it's still a fucked up system nonetheless and it shouldn't be that way
>>51776462
>Beijing is literally a toxic waste dump to the point it's barely even liveable
>"c-china will wule da wurld!!"
No
>>51776479
Chicago is doing pretty good desu
>>51776288
Your political commentary is ridiculously shallow, and consists of nothing more than memes on /int/. You're an embarrassment to our kekstamp of a flag
Anyone using "Muh" in a sentence to make a serious argument shows how insipid your argument really is.
>>51773648
>he searches up canadians eating shit
OBSESSED
>>51776536
I meant the protestors specifically and the people on welfare too.
>>51776466
>>51776455
>>51776411
>>51776366
>>51776288
>>51776155
>>51776077
>>51775900
>>51775877
>>51775855
>>51775577
>>51775288
>>51774877
>>51774788
>>51774755
>>51774699
>>51774533
>>51774444
>>51774399
>>51774388
>>51774366
>>51774322
>>51774011
>>51773933
>>51773855
>>51773755
Fuck this threads is a dub fest.
But Americans don't know how to have fun when they are getting fucking destroyed.
>>51776558
The few niggers that aren't liked because they knocked down the cities christmas tree and the containment areas where they live?
>>51776581
Yes. I didn't mean to ply the whole place was bad. Just that is a good example of the type of use of the system that was previously described.
>>51776631
I see
>>51776551
Cause its just banter
Whats your's then?
>>51776577
literally feel nothing towards your posts
should you not be out putting shrimps on barbies and saving dingoes from babies?
>>51776679
You are quite emotive when you type friendo :)
I don't think you do literally feel nothing.
I think you feel quite a lot.
>>51776706
well yes, boredom is a feeling after all
one can feel bored quite a lot
>>51776744
Hmmm
>>51774832
>>51776707
>>51776546
>>51775903
>>51776799
And these threads prove it.
>>51776744
>>51776755
What the fuck do they teach you at school haha?
Do you not have a curiosity to want to know what goes on in the world. Nope you are stuck in your basement. You could use the internet to find out literally anything you want but instead you resort to name calling on 4chan.
Du bist eine kinder ficker
ich verstache deutch.
und dich verstache nothing
>>51776889
They were only pretending to be retarded.
>>51777001
Can't handle the bant methinks.
>>51773986
>>memed
>reality = meme
http://nask.co/hear/BO60IWpmZq
>>51777145
t. Wu Zhang Zong
>>51776898
you are lumping posts from multiple people together
and for that I have nothing but contempt for you
a common misconception they have is that banter needs to be denied, but that laways comes off as pathetic
>>51776142
>Because those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
Oh, so because of vague platitudes and not an actual reason.
>>51773629
Nationalism is a collective form of narcissism.
>Any threat (real or imagined) to the narcissist's grandiose and fantastic self-perception (False Self) as perfect, omnipotent, omniscient, and entitled to special treatment and recognition, regardless of his actual accomplishments (or lack thereof).
>The narcissist actively solicits Narcissistic Supply – adulation, compliments, admiration, subservience, attention, being feared – from others in order to sustain his fragile and dysfunctional Ego. Thus, he constantly courts possible rejection, criticism, disagreement, and even mockery.
>Raging narcissists usually perceive their reaction to have been triggered by an intentional provocation with a hostile purpose. Their targets, on the other hand, invariably regard raging narcissists as incoherent, unjust, and arbitrary.
http://samvak.tripod.com/journal86.html
Tldr: they can't handle the truth
>>51773773
nice digits
>>51775864
Wew lad so butthurt
>>51773629
>A Canuck trolled Americans with breadsticks
>Murricans went into full damage control
You can't make this shit up family.
>>51773629
Why can't Canadians accept their "country" is nothing but a feminist infested, totalitarian socialist shithole that has no free speech and will ALWAYS be inferior to the greatest nation under gods good earth The United States of America. A country who is do powerful that no nation on earth has as strong of an airforce that can rival the air power of the US Navy.
You're objectively less free than the US
You're objectively less relevant
You're objectively poorer than the US
And you always will be
>>51780374
>says the most irrelevant country on /int/
>>51774873
>stationed in Germany
>kindereggs on tap
>>51780374
Mark, my son, have you changed your mind about joining ISIS
>>51773648
3 posts in and OP's point is already proven.
>>51780374
>You're objectively less free than the US
>You're objectively less relevant
>You're objectively poorer than the US
What does that make you in relation to us then?
>>51780611
We're richer, more free and more white.
Americans can't handle the banter.
>>51780678
>post about bomb making on 4chins
>get jailed
ayy
>>51773629
I'm not, I just don't have any time for it when it isn't based in any logic. Like if they've got a criticism of our policies fine, but if you're just blindly puking out anti american shit then go fuck a cactus, lil' nigga.
Also thanks for the maple syrup, Canada. I got some real Canadian stuff and it kicks the shit outa trashy american syrup. I'm never going back.
>>51773648
Is it a qt girl? Web page is blocked for me.
>>51780534
>foreigner whines in a non-entertaining way about america
>not butthurt
>american banters another country
>he must be butthurt
The double standard shows your burrhurt. If you reply to this post it means you are butthurt.
>mfw the faggot in this photo is less butthurt than you
>mfw you go on strike because youre so butthurt
>mfw french folks are always on strike
>mfw french folks are always butthurt
>>51786537
This thread is about (you).
>>51774169
>I wish that Americans could just post in peace without being constantly prodded and agitated just because they are Americans.
that happens with prettyu much everyone one /int/. If you can't handle le banter, why the fuck are you here?
>>51776898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mGli96YYdZ
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