>his capital is the largest city in his country
>his capital is an interesting place
>his whitehouse got burned down by a leaf
>>51771347
His people got burned down by UV rays
>>51771347
>his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""country""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" has no land borders
>tfw your capital has a third of your population
>>51771407
How many days did it take you to upload that photo?
>>51771448
>>51771457
BURNED
>>51771323
>>51771345
>tfw capital is the only city in the country
>>51771432
>not having half
are you even trying ?
>>51771448
>americans are so fat that they become walking black holes and experience constant time dilation
>>51771658
>>51771483
Australian power couple right here
>>51771483
>>51771407
we were going to do away with it anyway, canadians were just so polite they destroyed it for us so we could rebuild.
>tfw capital was founded by foreigners
>tfw capital was taken over by different foreigners not too long after
>tfw capital has only been under your control for less than 100 years
>>51771501
that's a good feel
>his whitehouse didn't got bombed by tanks
>>51771432
Auckland isn't our capital.
>>51772055
Belfast is still under english control tho
>capital is the biggest shithole
>>51771517
Half countries don't count.
>his capital is not in the middle of nowhere
>>51773112
Sure it isn't
>His country's flag has less than 50 stars
>his greatest contribution to the world was killed by a stingray
>His capital has skyscrapers
