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I'm bored, so let's do this.
Who is Alberto Barbosa?
Are you serious, nigger?
thoughts?
O bacalhau é da Noruega ou do Portugal?
>>51770491
ITS NOT PERFECT.
>>51770433
És mouro ou morcão?
>>51770490
Why wouldn't I? Are you a newfag or something?
>>51770465
He's a mythical being, held as a god in Portugal.
>>51770491
Add Spain to our Empire and it's 10/10, would live in.
>>51770540
Noruega.
>>51770491
>portugal
>>51770554
Posso cheirar teu bacalhau, Maria?
are you Alberto Barbosa?
ITT: Alberto Barbosa.
>>51770553
Hum, suponho que sejas de Coimbra?
>>51770558
10/10 bants Straya.
>>51770579
wew lad
>>51770585
No.
How do I get a qt Portuguese gf for the sole purpose of procreation?
pic obviously related
>>51770628
Margem Sul, I'm a nigger btw
>>51770433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB4zDtVZojM
Why the dubs from portugal are so shit?
Look at this atrocious thing.
>>51770641
You have to participate in our reality show Secret Story. You get mad pussy after that.
>>51770641
damn...
got moar?
>>51770645
Niggatron?
Sou do Porto.
>>51770641
>that
>qt
Is this bait?
>>51770676
10/10 'dublagem' já não se fazem destas assim
>>51770676
>caring about another countrie's dubs
>not realising br dubs sound just as bad to us
What is your favourite city in your country?
How do you feel about the Church in your country?
Who is your favourite Portuguese historical figure?
>>51770717
>that dub
>good
>this is what portugueses acreditam
>>51770735
Not truth m8, even the nipps said the dbz dubs from brazil is god tier.
>>51770491
FUCK
OFF
NIGGER
>>51770433
Diz-me o tamanho dos teus genitais sff
>>51770641
What's her name?
>>51770759
>What is your favourite city in your country?
Braga, probably.
>How do you feel about the Church in your country?
What do you mean exactly? You mean the impact of the Church in our lives?
Even though it seems our people is mostly christian, people don't really give a fuck about it anymore.
>Who is your favourite Portuguese historical figure?
D. João I
>>51770896
17+ cm
>>51770922
badalhoca genérica com cara 3/10
>>51770767
A dobragem de DBZ tuga é boa porque está adaptada à nossa cultura. É óbvio que estrangeiros não entenderão o que é «ficar com um olho à Belenenses», por exemplo.
E antes nem sequer tínhamos cultura de dobrar desenhos animados.
>>51770767
You need to have in mind 2 things.
>>51770735 regardless of how good it is, it'll sound like shit.
And the fact that voice acting in pt is non existant, apart from kid's shows.
Everything is subbed here.
>>51770988
Subscrevo.
>>51770964
>badalhoca genérica com cara 3/10
Não pitavas?
>>51770964
Regarding the Church, either or. I visited Fatima some years ago and it left a great impression on me, so I was just curious as to how the average Portuguese felt about Catholicism.
As for Braga, that's where my father's family were from (inb4 muh heritage). Well, Amares really.
>>51771026
Tem um corpo porreiro, mas aquela cara estraga tudo.
>>51770433
Por que Angola engatilha vocês tanto?
>>51771141
Porque vêm para cá culpar o portuga de muh Angola ser merda e de que vão matar o branco quando foram eles que foderam o próprio país deles. Puta que os pariu.
>>51771058
Well yeah, there's still people who go to the church every sunday and even pilgrimages to Fatima, but I'd say most portuguese people don't care about religion anymore.
Even though some might say they're catholic, they probably never set foot in a church.
I don't blame them, I never really cared about religion too.
I know perfectly well where Amares is, I've lived for some years in Braga.
Miss that place. Great food, great people, great scenery and a really calm part of our country.
>>51771141
São pretos. São pretos que alegadamente estavam mal quando lá estávamos e agora estão piores por culpa deles. E imagina quem é que eles culpam por isso.
>>51771070
vai de 4.
>>51771141 isto aqui >>51771189
>>51770641
Sauce?
>>51770691
Sounds too difficult ťbh
>>51770705
>>51770922
>>51771231
Portuguese girls. They were made to breed with Latin American man
>>51771141
We wuz kings n sheeit, muh white boogeyman. Só merda.
Ainda se acham importantes porque a senpaiília que os escraviza literalmente, investe aqui.
>>51770491
needs more uruguay
>>51771314
Fodasse, Fa.mí.lia também não se pode dizer.
>>51771300
>tfw my gf doesn't dress like this, even tho she has big tits and a nice round ass
Well, at least she isn't a whore.
>>51771351
*Familia
O filtro aparentemente não gosta de acentuação em paroxítona terminada em ditongo crescente.
Idiotice do Hiroshima Nagasaki com este filtro...
>>51771351
checka: f︂︂a︂mília
>>51771406
>at least she isn't a whore
>>51771300
Oh and btw, portuguese girls don't like brazilians or any other south american men in general.
Hues don't get lucky here.
>>51771433
Que caralho meu
>>51771463
She isn't, trust me.
>>51771469
To be fair, most Brazilians here are pretty shit tier from poor places with crappy education. They expect galã de telenovela.
>>51771581
Pretty much. Rich or middle-class brazilians migrate to places like Canada, Germany or Britain instead.
Portugal is for the ones who are dumb enough to not learn another language (other than spanish).
>>51771696
I live in a social insertion neighborhood. Low rent. Whatever, I don't have to fucking justify myself.
One of my neighbors is from Manaus. Apart from all that labreguice and favelice, he's actually a pretty nice guy. Even helped me the other day when my dog ran away like crazy chasing a car.
Amigos tugas. Estou querendo por meus pais para se aposentar por ai, eu tenho muito dinheiro e eles estão velhos e não querem mais viver no buraco de merda que é este país. Eles gostam da ideia de morar em Portugal e ambos só falam as 3 linguas basicas (português, espanhol e inglês), então o idioma não seria um problema.
Me recomendem um lugar tranquilo em seu país para que possa por eles sem precisar me preocupar.
>>51771901
Aveiro, Braga, Castelo Branco, Fundão, Portalegre, até no Porto se consegue viver bem dependendo do bairro.
Eu diria até Évora e outros sítios no Alentejo, são bem pacatos para velhinhos, mas com a quantidade de comunistas que há lá é complicado.
>>51771901
Qualquer lugar em Portugal é tranquilo, excepto Lisboa.
>>51772049
Até em Lisboa se vive bem, depende do bairro, mas para quem está a sair de uma grande metrópole (presumivelmente) não faz sentido ir para outra.
>>51771997
>é
pode ser**
What's the nicest beaches in Portugal?
Especially to got fresh sea food
>>51772049
Em Lisboa vive-se bem. Só em alguns sítios da periferia é mais perigoso (alguns bairros em Amadora, Loures, Odivelas, Sintra, Seixal, Almada, etc). Na cidade de Lisboa é traquilo hoje em dia.
>>51772188
your english sucks m8
>>51770433
are you moor and poor like Spanish?
>>51772323
pretty much yes
>>51772188
>fresh sea food
Anywhere along the coast, pretty much. Just ask the locals for the best place to get seafood around. In Lisbon and the main cities there are great seafood restaurants.
>>51772332
but dont worry Iberian bro, you have forcados, bacalao and fiesta like us!
>>51770491
Jose pls
>>51771814
>I live in a social insertion neighborhood. Low rent. Whatever, I don't have to fucking justify myself.
Don't feel bad man, you are not the only one in that situation
What Do you think about your Brazilian sons?
Do Brazilians speak a good Portuguese?
>>51772534
I like BR-PT 2bh
what do Portuguese women look like? can you post pictures?
>>51772534
Portuguese will say that Brazilian Portuguese is shit and vice versa.
>>51772534
I like Brasil. I like the accent. I think it's very original. I even think it's one of the most beautiful sounding things when in song format. People call French the language of romance and I have no idea why, brazilian bossa nova sounds a whole lot more like love to me than some cheesy 60's french pop song.
Not many people will agree with me on this though.
>>51772387
>Spanish city names
>desert
>Mexican people
Southwest is rightfully Mexican
>>51772644
Nuevo Mexico, California,Tejas,Arizona,San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, El Paso,etc.
The Southwest is ours
>>51772644
>>Mexican people
that's a recent development. prior to 1980, there weren't that many spics in this country.
>>51772534
The few i personally know, are good folk.
They hate us more than we hate them for sure.
BR-PT is very easy for us to properly speak, but they can't speak our PT for shit, same goes for Africans. I have no issue with it.
>>51772672
isn't this one dead? murdered?
>>51772617
For us Spanish from Spain is horrible. Do you think the same of original Portuguese?
>>51772672
wow
she is so cute
source of that girl?
>>51772712
Portuguese are very good at speaking any language in the world.
>>51770433
What's your name?
>>51772716
yup
>>51772734
she was a portuguese girl whose father brutally murder her
pics of her then got leaked everywhere
>>51772734
she ded bro no more pics
>>51772772
>murder
murdered**
>>51772730
It sounds strange, but I wouldn't say "horrible".
>>51772730
it's funny because all spanish sounds the same to me lol
>>51772772
>>51772775
this has to be a lie
source or new?
>>51772833
No. Spanish from Andalusia is different from the Madrileño. Even Catalanes have their accent.
>>51772833
Nah South American Spanish has a better accent imo, Spanish roll their tongue a lot and add "SSS"
>>51772845
http://www.asbeiras.pt/2014/10/mata-mulher-e-filha-de-16-anos-e-deixa-outra-em-estado-grave/
>>51772845
It isn't dominican bro
>>51772866
yeah, its the seseo
For example
in Latin American cancion is spelled canSion
In Spain is canThion like the English TH
its sucks man
>>51772861
sure catalanes have accent, but apart from that, i can only tell with the S that sound like the english "th" and that sounds like "s"
>>51772916
si.
>>51772981
yeah but take any portuguese word
like the word "laranja" (orange)
brazilians will say it in a completely different manner from us, in the consonants and the vowels but also the pauses you make when saying the word
this happens with any word really m8
but with spanish words the accent is thicker and it's harder to say it in a different manner
most words pretty much sound the same, only the S's sound different and you hardly even notice that when compared to portuguese imo
>>51772730
>horrible
It's not that bad. We hardly ever hear PT-PT in our media so most of it is just because we are not used to the accent.
They speak a tad faster and give the impression (to us) that they "swallow" some syllables. Compared to them we speak way slower hence the strangeness at first.
>>51772350
>Just ask the locals
Can I get by easily with English or Spanish and 0 Portuguese?
It's pretty easy to read the language, but I'd probably have a hard time understanding spoken Portuguese
>>51773053
same to us, Spaniards speaks very fast and they eat the last word. For example Naranjas (orange) they will say NARANJAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51773098
i'd say yes but in some isolated places people can get real dumb and not understand you at all even with spanish
>>51773132
many girls are named "Ines" in portugal?
i already have seen 2 girls with that name
>>51773253
yes, and Ana and Maria.
For men it's João, João everywhere.
>>51772833
I don't know spanish but I worked in Tourism and there is an obvious difference
What name do you typicially associate with Brazilians?
For instance, the stereotype name we give to tugas is Manuel.
why are portuguese gurls ugly?
>>51774715
You really can't, since your names are so fucked up. Names you literally pull out of your ass tbqh.
>>51774756
They aren't.
>>51774715
Jesualdo
Edmundo
Maurício
esse tipo de nomes
