Tell me about Ivan
Why does he do the squat?
In russian crowded prison cells not everyone could find a seat so they squatted. Seriously.
>>51768624
Do they all have really strong calf muscles?
>>51768541
Russia is so poor, that they can't afford chairs,so they squat.
>>51768624
>>51768541
I assumed it was to keep from standing still for to long so to give your legs a rest you squat. You wouldn't want your ass to touch the wet / snowy ground and get wet would you?
>>51768541
the russians are smart it's pretty fun to pop a squat
>>51768674
Yes. Slavs genetically have strong lower bodies.
>strong jaw
>deep eye sockets
>strong brow
>strong legs
>broad shoulders
>wideish hips - not bitch hips though
>strong forearms
>>51768769
>tfw I have neither eye sockets aside
>tfw I don't look slav at all
could I be a german rape baby?
>>51768541
Because he can. And there is nothing to sit on.
>>51768896
why doesn't he just buy a chair? Or an empty box?
>>51768918
>why doesn't he just buy a chair? Or an empty box?
and what?
carry the fucking thing around all day?
>>51768769
this 2bh.
We're built like a brick shithouse
Well...that "Ivan" is cute. Love it when beautiful men squat like that, very attractive and such a turn on for me. :3
Emm..."Ivan" squats because he is tired of standing and he prefers the old style of pooping. (~_°)
>>51768834
>>51768834
nah, just a twink
>>51768976
>plumber in Australia
>>51770072
>implying I have to be Polish to be slavic
I think only a small portion of my genes are Polish.
>>51770890
What are you then, Russian?
>>51771001
I am a mixture of Belarussian, Ukrainian and Polish.
>>51768976
mixture of Russian, Slovak, and German. can confirm.
>>51771088
Its funny, I've got photos of me next to tall, lanky footballers (soccer players) who are like 10 cm or more taller than me, and our shoulders are the same width.
>>51768918
Do you walk everywhere with a fucking chair?
>>51768541
hi there 4ch. very simple. its the only way to sit in jail in commies countries (no cahirs and bed allowed to sleep only at night, not common but mostly, its not such for long time term jails, onl;y for short term) so it's like "LOOK GUYS AM A CRIMENAL" it's a signature that you are very often go for short time terms in jail cause when you sit such way oftenly you can easily do it. so it's like "AM A VERI KUL KRININAL FALK" thing. also thats why only in ex commies countries. nobody from "white emigrants" (all who fled from commies after 1917, not meaning race, commies was nicknamed "red" and who against them "white") have this thing, only young marginal subcriminal cultures from ex commies countries, not russians or slavs who fled from commies after 1917 and never lived in commie conuntries they all doesn't have this. it's not slav, it's commie criminal thing. azerbajan have nothing to do with slav and they use it too.
>>51771155
I know that feel.
>>51768918
Because Slavs are some of the cheapest bastards in the world
>>51771052
That sounds awful. I feel bad for you anon.
>>51771423
better than being an anglo kek
>>51771423
being than being fat american gay
>>51771637
this 2bh.
I don't understand how it can be easier on the legs than standing though. Mysterious slavic anatomy.
>>51771856
Its just because it changes which muscles are used and how they are used.
If you are constantly standing, your muscles get sore and stuck in a certain position. Squatting stretches them out.
>>51771856
Try it and you will understand.
>>51771155
>>51771306
best feeling
