>tfw your girlfriend would cheat on you and fuck me just because I am British
Joke's on you; I don't have a gf
feels bad
>girlfriend
you came to the wrong part of town
>>51765502
I don't have a girlfriend so ha!
They only like posh accents. Sorry mate.
>>51765502
>>tfw your girlfriend would cheat on you and fuck me just because I am British
>pakistani
>girlfriend
Sorry lad, I have a bf. He'd probably dump me for a little sissy britboi anyway though.
>tfw I could kick your ass because brits are puny
>>51765608
>Scandinavian 'men'
>>51765502
>tfw your girlfriend would cheat on you and fuck me just because I am British
>>51765502
>sissy brit boy girlfriend gets cUcked by superior Australian breed bull
>>51765955
>implying aussie women aren't dying for a thick sticky load of Welsh bull semen
AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH I COULD JUST STRANGLE YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW
>>51766020
>Welsh
Good thing I don't have a girlfriend then haha
>>51766113
>He doesn't have a girlfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me neither.
I want your spanish dick in me.
>>51766113
>>51766323
These, to be quite honest, my family.
>>51766398
That's unnecessarily lewd, Alberto
my what?
Jokes aside, you all know this would totally happen if I were to present her with my spicy italian sausage
>>51766974
I literally was in Sicily a month ago and fucked lots of girls who had boyfriends Luigi
not working here.
Swedish man that face when your girl would fuck just get man inside her
Implying anyone on here has, have had or ever will have a gf.
>>51767001
south italy according to int is north africa
>>51765502
Then why do your women cheat with all the immigrants in your cunt?
>>51765502
what gf lad?
>>51767046
because nobody in the UK wants a british gf except niggers
>>51767044
La Sicilia รจ un'isola di merda
Jokes on you my girlfriend has a big dick.
>>51765502
I don't have a girlfriend. You have to be muscular and outgoing to get one, and I'm neither.
>>51765502
Jokes on you, I'm gay.
Are you attractive?
honestly the attraction for british guys over here has been on the decline
only the ugly girls nobody wants obsess over them
Are we being raided?
>your girlfriend
my girlfirend is your mom, she cheated on me?
>>51770672
T A I W A N
B A N T Z
>>51770672
hot
>>51765502
>implying fucking an american slut is something to brag about
>>51771159
hot
Do British guys give good head?
>Welsh
>>51765502
I'm British enough desu, no reason to go across the world to end up disappointed.