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NIGHT LIFE /balt/ EDITION
hehe life /hehe/ edition
>>51761744
Yes
>>51762769
I feel like 2014 would be a better start for post-ironic era.
Ironic should be later too, 2010 maybe even 2011.
But this is just my professional opinion.
>>51761206
дoбpый вeчep!
>>51763650
dobre uttro
>>51761206
You forgot to add /ausnz/
fucking faggot
Bacon
Avocado
Lettuce
Tomato
>>51761744
>>51763277
>>51764308
>>51765886
You fellas must be looking for /ausnz/
>>51765956
I was looking for /auslat/ if I am keeping it real about it
>>51765956
>he isn't even baltic
>>51765956
You must be looking for /māmmi/
>>51766037
>>51766087
stfu bichbois i come where i go
>>51766912
i cum in ur mum
Sexual antivirus
cum in ass
I hope you're all well, my /balt/ friends.
random shit
>>51767199
You too
>>51767432
lol
guys im 13 years old
>>51767756
drink lots of cough medicine it feels good
alright it's bedtime
hopefully i'll dream of australia tonight
>>51767756
Is that a pic of you ?
skype:?chat&blob=8AR4jFEi5W22IfzV0irVfaqIJacArfAp0eqMX-ajauvH0SGsglPHP8SZhK1M8U3Bc9fs3HhdcuUfXjBD desu lads
>Congratulations! You're graduating in December.
>Congratulations – your application to graduate at the December ceremonies has been approved.
>Your graduation pack with further information and your tickets will be fast-posted to you shortly.
We made it senpai
>>51767756
Seriously What The Fuck?
Get Off 4chan Little Kid. Why The Fuck Are You Even Here? You Should Be Browsing 9Gag At That Age.
Seize Him Janitor.
Watched The Chaser today. Writing my review right now
>>51769472
It was edgy but in a good way
420 lads xDDDD
unbanned lads
bit sad I missed last nights /balt/
>>51769498
What was edgy about it
>>51771729
I confused it with I Saw the Devil
arr rook same
anyone else ever get the feeling they a swagbot sent back in time to swag out the 21st century?
Hitler and anime
Done with work haha time for posting with the boys on balt
>>51773358
>done with work
>6.30 in the morning
>>51773423
I work nights of course
>>51773358
>he isn't on holiday
wew
sad
>>51774038
Graduated desu
>>51775116
yup.
We /sadboys/ now.
>tripfags
>foreigners
>animeposters
what has become of /balt/????
woke up
>>51776614
it's Estonia: the thread which in turn is reddit: the country which means reddit is balt: the website
tried to skip school today got note from nurse but got beat up by bro for skipping school what do
>>51777469
report yourself for being underage
>>51777469
Search for the greatest masters across the lands, train vigorously in martial arts then come back for revenge against your bro.
tfw will never have sex with pic related
>>51777691
t. kevin federline
>>51777081
underrated post
>>51777081
But reddit already is a website and balt is not.
>>51777469
Find a bat/pipe and break your brothers legs while he's sleeping.
If you can't skip school, then he can't skip at all.
>>51768782
>graduating in December
is EVERYTHING backwards in australia?!
>>51778617
http://baltchan.com/
:^)
>>51779008
It makes sense, since summer begins in December.
>>51779008
I can do it in April if I want
Ever since those /ausnz/ + /balt/ cross over threads, you have attracted Oceanic posters to your generals my Baltic friends, you can't get rid of now cobbers.
how accurate is dis
>>51779085
That was the whole IIRC, to inject some fresh dank maymays into the balt
>>51779161
1000%
>>51779161
not as accurate as me when I shot my cum into ur mums pussy
>>51779210
which wouldn't be as accurate as the statistics of latvian poverty level
>>51761206
MPЪCHИ БЮPMCКИ CПEPMOЯДИ
>>51765788
you forgot you are a faggot, faggot.
>>51779287
wrong thread
>>51779262
>can't even afford heating
lmao
thank me for keeping ur mum warm at night
>>51779417
>poortugal
Fashisti, roll in here
>>51779449
>>51779449
>>51779449
>>51779449
>>51778389
pls giv me monnie now
fuck learning things
it's futile because you'll never know everything and unless you're in a specific scientific field or being paid to know something there's no point.
from this day force i am going to be the biggest illiterate possible.
>>51779417
>coldtugal
>>51779417
Are Belarus, Russia and Ukraine grey because they don't have homes to heat?
If I go to the baltics, will Slav chicks hop on my cock?
>>51780072
that would happen in belarus
>>51780072
Only if you pay them.
>listen to music
>it's just audio
>>51780085
>belarus
belarus is my favorite country
>>51779537
iliterate*
>>51780072
Natasha and Oksana are waiting for you, rich American man.
>>51780695
but I want Liisa and Krissu instead
>>51780742
You wanted slavs, so that's what you're going to get.
>>51780762
But Liisa and Krissu are slavs.
>>51780911
Only in Latvia
>>51780981
Liisa and Krissu live in Estonia and slavs don't stop being slav when they leave their country.
Morning, lads. Bit windy today.
>>51781411
Today? It's been blowy since Friday.
>>51781671
Not here in the hot south. Thanks for the wind, north.
Invite /ausnz/ or stop making threads you fucking CUNT.
>>51781671
>it
wow rude, ur mum is a person not a thing
>>51780618
>put on album expecting musique
>it's muzac
yes, i think i like this general very much.
*settles here*
>>51785349
Ur mum settles on my dick haha
>>51785491
she won't be when its bleeding, dick
>>51785491
haha! excellent banter my slavic friend
>>51785595
>slavic
Can't b8 me m80
Official \ausnz\ country rankings
Top tier: New Zealand
Mid tier: Norfolk island
Shit tier: Australia
>>51785725
Official /balt/ country rankings
God tier: Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania
Shit tier: Moldova
>>51785725
http://yle.fi/uutiset/wednesdays_papers_rape_statistics_and_migrant_violence_debate/8496423
Hello!
>>51785810
>>51785900
You want some cream for your butthurt arsehole mate?
the testosterone increase from meat in cepelinai makes me fell bad
Ur mum is fat as fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahha
>>51786363
>t. Ivan 14v, Narva
>>51786388
t. finnish homoboi
So our based king Tom is fucking some Latvian cunt. Latvia part of Estonia soon m8s
hey latvija, why did your government step back? are things really that bad?
cia taking over?
>>51786541
Fuck I forgot im in Finland atm.
t. Estonian
>>51786589
>>51786541
Ebin :D doing some gang shootings here again? :DD
>>51786626
Nah, he's just doing some bank robberies, don't pay him any mind.
>eesti kukd by läti once again
:^(
>>51786830
retard alert
>Pooping
>also on /g/ at the time
>lewd desktop thread
>penis touches toilet bowl
Fml tbqh senpaitachi
>>51786830
what happened senpai
>>51787495
latvia threatened with war to estonia to get back ruhnu island and estonia accepted demands
>>51787476
>Tele2
>>51787522
Ruhnu=Eastern Sweden=Independent Finland
Give back
I'm very handsome. 7/10 at least.
not balt + ausnz :( can i still post here pls?
>>51787642
When dealing with Balts you must act like a Russian and invite yourself.
>>51787642
no.
>>51787642
FOREIGNERS LEAVE
>>51787334
>retard alert
retard alert
>>51788155
>>retard alert
>retard alert
retard alert
>>51788224
t. ivan
>>51788298
nahui piddor suka ja ljublu tõ mama
>>51788257
Red Alert 2 was better, chap.
>>51788536
Red alert was a fun game,
seems boring now, such a shame,
graphics, strategies, AIs hard to tame.
How could that all now seem so lame?
At first we all came
Now we only remember the name.
This is the curse of fame
>>51788659
retard
I feel like I'm an Australian trapped in a Latvian body.
>>51788740
_n_l?
>>51788659
>Red alert was a fun game,
Still is, chap.
>>51788740
lets have tea about it
>the prime minister resigns for no good reason
>the current coalition government ends
>the new government must be formed and as always the only good party won't stand a chance to be in the ruling coalition
meme state
>>51789080
čemodan > vakzal > rasija
>>51789187
ayy blyat
>>51789274
when you lose your virginity xD
>>51789187
*tips lačplesis*
>>51789323
lol, wanna help me with that?
http://www.delfi.lv/news/national/politics/udensvada-avarija-riga-daudzviet-nav-udens-appludis-un-iebrucis-cels-bergos.d?id=46807907
>major water pipe bursts
>1/2 of Riga has no water
meme city
>>51789606
my major pipe burst inside ur mum last nite
>>51786177
Yes, hello?
>>51789859
>Lithuanian education
Sooooo goyim, our prez is shagging a läti grill and he even put a ring on it... wat nao? Should we aswell spread our seed into latvian pussy?
>>51789896
But r u genius?
>>51789917
They're bringing our countries closer together.
Soon we will be one country, The United Baltic duchies. Just like the Germans wanted.
>>51790003
It will be a monarchy and their child will be king/queen
imagine the memes
>>51790003
>>51790158
Can we adopt a leedu orphan?
>>51789859
The answer is sex with ur mum
Lads, drinking hot cocoa with tiny marshmallows in it. Top comfy. Now if only I had someone to cuddle inside a blanket with.
>>51790256
lol
>>51790673
get a pillow
>>51790256
katinukas bled :D
>>51790703
I'll get a Kuroko daki when I move out next year.
>>51789859
6
took me like 4 seconds. Are you that stupid?
>he got the wrong answer in 4 seconds
XD
>>51790877
Youre the village autist arent you ?
>>51790827
holy fuck how are you so smart bro
must be dem superior nazi aryan engineer genes XDXD
Went to McDonald's and bought some burgers. Came home and noticed that the fucking cunt didn't give me any napkins.
>>51791577
Caspere knew this.
This thread is more depressing than your lifes.
Not even shitposting is fun here, im out
>>51791957
it's our culture
>>51791577
Going to eat Hesburger meal for the first time in a long time today.
>>51791957
>thinks he can shitpost
better put on a dress and send us pics just like germi did, be our lil boipussy
>>51792119
who is germi
>>51792204
What are you doing on 4chan?
Don't you have a quota of children to rape today?
>>51792465
>confusing Swedebros with norgays
>>51792530
What are you doing on 4chan?
Don't you have a quota of Somalians to get keked by?
>>51792204
germi was a german, and she(he) sent us pics, desu I'd do her if I were gay
>>51779417
Now this is that I call banter :D
for some reason I can't post my funny webm
testing different webm
hahaha, väga teravnurkne arvamus desu :DDD:D
>>51793359 what the actual fuck
but i liked it
why can't I post that webm?
>>51793375
Downvoted
>>51790256
>mouse - me trying to live life
>cat - society
>>51793359
As I watched it Erase/Rewind was playing in the background... Add a bit of slow motion to the video. Creepy as hell.
>>51790256
KATINUKAI KŪRVA KĄ DARAI BLED
>wake up
>still 2015
???????????????
50m get
>>51794579
go home marko
>>51794579
Off by one
#Lithuania and #Estonia are top leading countries for best public #WiFi
https://t. o/1e9U9cA6yM
>>51794850
oops the c went out somewhere it's supposed to be https://t co/1e9U9cA6yM
our president got engaged to a latvian foreign minister official
>>51795371
Is this a bad thing?
>>51795371
My president, we entered a Royal Marriage with Estonia. Our relations have improved.
watch me get these dubs
>>51795619
Congratulations.
>>51795619
ur mum got some dubs in her pussy last night haha
>>51796471
lol that was me aswell :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>51795842
>Latvia is poorer than Kazakhstan
We should discuss this.
>>51796719
hold on i'll ask what ur mum thinks when she gets my dick out of her mouth haha
>>51796778
Darth DDDDDDD: Mom ru
>>51796763
Let me tell you what she thinks.
>this was a tiny mouthful
>>51796778
>Darth Sirdna
>>51796778
Darth Sirām
>>51796778
Darth Eman Ruoy
XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
>>51796778
Darth Navi?
>>51796993
>Darth Navi
>>51796993
Dai semotchki.
>>51796993
Paccтpeлять
>>51796993
Navitrolla :DD:D
https://www.nationstates.net/
Join up fuckers. After you've joined, align yourself to https://www.nationstates.net/region=baltonian_union
>>51796993
PIZDEC))))))))))))
>>51795595
1) Get union
2) annex
3) poke eyes out
>>51796993
DALBAJOBAN KURWA NACHUI
XDXDXDXD
Do we have a dubtrack? Plug has fallen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN60DR5GQpg
Hypothesis: posting in /balt/ leads to mental retardation.
Discuss.
>>51797377
I for one, welcome our new Latvian underlords
>>51797446
blinn
I'm good looking, educated, calm and collected and white.
Why can't I live in Vilnius? I want to die.
>>51797494
This is a retarded theory.
>>51797213
I signed up once, but it wasn't what I though it was, so I stopped.
>>51797512
Whiteys not welcome.
>>51797494
You are already using 4chan and probalby came here from /b/ 10 years ago, thus I'm already in focus of retardation. Browsing /int/ and containment thread "/balt/" is like living in the coal burner on Titanic. So conclusion, we are retarded.
Counter arguments please.
>>51797512
>white
türklane, raisk, jää Türki
>>51797494
This is a retarded theory.
>>51797624
peanut butter liquorice
My cat looks Estonian. wtf?
What do you guys wear inside? I'm afraid to start a family because I like to wear a tshirt and underwear, and I don't know if that would be acceptable.
>>51797512
who's stopping you
>>51797494
I agree to this theory
>>51797698
Does it complain and drink beer while doing nothing to fix the problem?
Likes black pudding with jam?
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3016976996
>>51797698
https://utambassadors.wordpress.com/2015/11/26/10-reasons-estonians-are-cats-jason-usa/
Check out this hilarious piece of web 2.0 content.
>>51797793
Oh God, I hope these aren't gps coordinates for a dead body or something. I don't want to be an accessory.
>>51797751
Its face looks exactly like this guy's. Perhaps it's just Estonians that look like cats.
where is chesslad? where is foodfaggot? where is barry?
>>51797586
Toppikek. what is this about?
>>51797625
i hate Estonia.
>>51797709
what can i do in Vilnius as a Turk?
>>51797941
Where is vittus brother? Where is telephone stove breaker?
>>51797984
>what can i do in Vilnius as a Turk?
Drink and commit suicide, like everyone else
>>51797984
>what can i do in Vilnius as a Turk?
Hide under the fridge until the lights go out.
>>51797939
kek
>>51797984
>what can i do in Vilnius as a Turk
You have a 50/50 chance of either getting stabbed in the neck by an angry pensioneer or wooing a desperate Lithuanian slut and collecting the sweet welfare moneys.
>>51797984
>>51798026
Sorry m8, forgot muslims can't drink, suiciding is the only thing you can do.
>>51798135
>wooing
Is that some kind of Lithuanian death ritual?
>>51798210
another method of sudoku
I hate Estonia. I hate your bullying posters. I hate your flag. I hate your shitty commie cities. I hate everything about you.
Please leave me aloneeeeeeeee I want to talk to Lithuania and Latvia. They are best countries.
>>51798307
Shouldn't you be praying towards your black box of dicks in Mecca or something?
>>51798307
Calm down there mr. six feet.
>>51798210
>Estonian English vocabulary
BRAVO ESTONIA
>>51798307
Well tough shit m8, you think you are a special fucking snowflake? Cunt every lad here gets bent like a brick he/she is. Nobody cares about feelings on the internet.
>>51798307
tough shit ahmed. you are one step away from DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS fuckin terrorist wannabe
>>51798413
>terrorist wannabe.
>>51798397
>you think you are a special fucking snowflake?
Banter is very fun thing if it is done right. Whenever I post here to talk to my Latvian or Lithuanian friends, an Estonian comes and post a very basic banter post. I even post pictures of cockroaches here for self-bantering and I will name my Turko Baltic son as Tarkan Sander but Estonians keep posting cringy shitto post and I beg them to leave me alone. I'm always open for a nice Estonian like you.
>>51798376
Your just mad because our lad Tom wooed your lass Ieva.
>>51798307
Go away, turkroach. The only good thing to come from Turkey is jeans, and even they're shit.
>>51798210
I guess you could say that
It involves sexing a person, linking half your shekels to them and then succumbing to crippling alcoholism and depression, getting fat and performing suicide by 40.
Or you can just get a katinėlis, live a happy life until it dies and then commit suicide out of grief for the dead katukėlis.
This fucking thread
>>51798307
>tfw this is reverse psychology to shill for estonia
>>51796719
RUSSIAN MAN BRINGING US DOWN
WE DINDU NUFFIN
WE WERE GOOD BOYS
WE
h-hi
just wanted to say t-that I really l-like you /balt/-kun!
b-bye!
>>51798645
but gets guaranteed answers
>>51797939
post cat
>>51798687
Not so fast fucco, tell a joke first.
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
Let's stop fights and post music for peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHRpEqgcL4
>>51798798
I disapprove of this liberal use of caps.
>>51798820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYgVu-M5U4k
serious question pals
Is Tom the most genius wooer in the world?
literally uniting 2 (two) countries with the power of dick
1) apologize for nils muiznieks
2) i have an essay due midnight wednesday and i cannot find any sources for it ):
>>51798820
>kuzu kuzu
What the fuck... I've seen someone post here with that name.
>>51798820
>tarakan
Fitting
>>51798888 all turks are called that
>>51798864
Gud
>>51798888
He still posts.
>>51798908
Tarkan is our best popstar. He is white, handsome and talented. He can also survive nuclear holocaust
>>51797941
where is traitorbro? where is finnish naked banana guy? where is "hello" anime american?
>>51798864
Check this out. Not a big fan of such tunes, but the guy is mental xDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLL46xkdlY&list=PLaqzxX8pQxTk8-xw1hWB3rZ2GKP1Tsp_0
>>51798820
Prusaks
>>51799021
Prusaks != Tarakan
They are two separate species of cockroach!
We don't know how this message will show up, but you have been in a coma for 6 months and we are trying to get you out at all cost.
Wake up. Please WAKE UP!
>>51798307
You don't have to stay in these threads. Or you can just admit you like being degraded and humiliated, just like me.
>>51799071
i came in ur mum so hard she had a coma for 9 months
Constantinople>>>>>>>>>>>>Byzantion>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Istanbul
>>51799071
i wake up next ur're mom
>>51799002
>launchpad
you take me for some kind of pleb?
>>51799069
ye, one is prussian other is turk
>>51798992
>He still posts.
Fucking where? I haven't seen my handsome waifu in ages.
>>51799137
>launchpad
I don't even know what that is xDDD
>>51799222
You either post some good dj sets or get the fuck out of my face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnSwtAo0g0
Nice trips, though.
>>51799096
I was playing. I like Estonia desu
>>51799176
I saw him here two or three weeks ago. He is a nice guy.
>>51799244
But anon, your taste in music is poo not in the loo for me so I don't know what to post...
>>51799298
Then get the fuck out of my face.
>>51799365
No little scatvian treasurist. I'll shit in your face and you'll ask for more ;)
>>51799244
post better quality.
>>51799435
pls moar
>>51799450
Sorry m8 I've just been gravely insulted by your countryman, I refuse to do anything for Estonians now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3je8-huGtfg
A little quality beats for the skröölööx generation.
>>51799522
nice dubs, the new first lady is a great unification into our future union. Fucker.
New thread lads
>>51799576
>>51799576
>>51799576
>>51799631
Then I'll lead a dangerous faction that comprises 80% of the union's population (Russians) against you and your president.
>>51799276
Both were me :D I really miss kuzu, though. Where does he live nowadays?
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