> Le emus!!
>hahaha lost war to emus
Fuck off
>Be Auslard
>Get glassed by leb
You brought this upon yourself by losing.
Now you must pay reparations to emu overlords along with your National Sorry Day.
Pathetic.
>>51759559
>be australian
>lose war on emus
>lose war on frogs
>lose war on cats
>>51759559
>lose war to fire
>lose war to spoidahs
>>51759559
>lose war to rabbits
>>51759629
>National Sorry Day.
FUUCK OFFF NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT
>>51759694
OH LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT PEST CONTROL
>>51759756
WE HAVE FUCKING ANTI VENOM.
>>51759559
>cant handle the banter
mate, deport yourself.
>>51759694
>>51759740
>be amerifat
>lose war to drugs
>lose war to kinder evgs
>lose war to LITERALLY INANIMATE OBJECTS
>this triggers aussie
>>51759894
>be Australian
>walk outside
>lose war to gravity
>Australia
>>51759964
OH MY GOD. YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL. GRAVITY PULLS YOU TO THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING EARTH YOU DIPSHIT
AUSFAILIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
>>51759894
>mate, deport yourself.
He's being ironically angry.
Australians are always one step ahead in The Great Banter Game, you could learn from him.
>>51760048
the only reason you are posting this is because you are indoors.
otherwise you would be in outer space.
>>51760048
EMUS
>>51759964
>>51760183
AUSTRALIA WERE PRISONERS OF LE BRITS, NOW THEIR FLAG IS LE BRIT TRAMP STAMP HAHAHAH YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>51760183
at least we fall down instead of up
>>51759629
>>51759694
>>51759740
>>51759798
>>51759964
>>51760006
>>51760071
>>51760122
>>51760148
>>51760305
>>51760357
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
>>51759619
>BE CANADIAN
>GET HOCKEY PUCK'D
>>51759756
>BE MEXICAN
>GET CHAINSAWED
>>51759954
>BE UKRAINIAN
>HAVE TO LIVE IN UKRAINE
>>51760072
>BE BRITISH
>GET BEHEADED BY MUSLIMS
for those who've come across the seas we've boundless plains to share
>>51760421
>be Ukrainian
>have to live in Ukraine
fucking kek
>>51760122
THE EARTH ROTATES ON A FUCKING ANGLE DIPSHIT AND YOU ARE NOT EXACTLY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE. BY YOUR """"""""LOGIC""""" YOU ARE AS FUCKED AS US CUNT.
>>51760421
>BE AUSFAILIAN
>>51760470
>australia is south of the equator
>therefore r is negative
>gravity is negative
QED don't fall up idiots
>>51760543
>POONITED GAYTES
>>51760601
IM GOING TO FUCK A WHORE TODAY AND AFTER IM DONE IM GOING TO TATTOO MY DICK ON HER AND CALL HER AUSTRALIA HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
>Be Australian
>get arrested for pedophilia because your gf is an A-cup
(You must have a top 9 gdp to view this post.)
>open thread about Emu War
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>51760682
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR MUM WITH MY BIG UNCIRCUMCISED AUSTRALIAN COCK YOU SEPPO CUNT
>>51760683
>Be American
>get arrested for doing literally anything on the internet because your government is always monitoring you
>>51760860
>Be Autistralian
>Have blueprints
>Get arrested
>>51760791
LIKE YOU CAN EVEN GET IT UP AFTER HUFFING PETROL ALL DAY YOU ABO FUCK
>>51760421
>have to live in Ukraine.
Top kek lad
I know your pain
>I've never made a post without a (You) about mongols even though it wouldn't have anything to do with the topic
>be australian
>sunshine wakes me up at 5 am
>prepare myself a filling breakfast of bread and marmite with a side of bread and sprinkles
>put on my khaki shorts and head to work in order to make enough money to afford the new $100 video game coming out
>have to walk, still haven't finished my 5-year training in order to get license
>accidentally look at a group of lebs the wrong way and get beaten up on the side of the road
>local fauna desiccates and devours my corpse
>abbos scavenge the keys off my corpse and turn them into ornaments
living the dream, mates
>>51759559
nice proxy, burgerfat
Do me, mad australian frog poster
wait a minute aussie have started a thread for self banter. is this their ultimate shitpost weapon?
The Cassowaries are the real serious fellas
>be Australian
>lose war to cows
>>51761000
YOU CALLING ME AN ABO IS LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF ME CALLING YOU AN INDIAN. DO YOU FIND THAT OFFENSIVE? NO, YOU JUST FIND IT DUMB
>>51761752
American Indians are loaded with all dat casino dosh though m8.
>>51761928
I have a theory that the americas were colonised by the jews centuries before columbus discovered it and that's why injuns are so jewy
>>51761752
YOU CALLING ME A SEPPO HURT MY FEELINGS >:(
>be australian
>lose war to emus
>lose Steve Irvin to stingray
>>51762844
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>>51762844
What's wrong with Seppo?
>>51761653
when everyone else has fallen to our banter there's only ourselves to bant with.
>>51763046
Something to do with septic tanks.
>>51759798
>>51759740
>>51759694
lost war to an island.
>>51763550
delet this
>>51763585
why's that then
Alright everyone just calm down
>be australian
>open door
>takes 1 year to render the outside
>get raped by feral kangaroo
>its national sorry day
>get whipped by abbos
>privilege checked
>eat a vegemite hotdog
>take a shit
>snake bited asshole
>drive on wrong side to beach
>beach finished rendering after 3 years
>go swimming
>get stingray'd
>ambulance takes 6months to render
>wait 6 more months due to socialist healthcare
>"oi its okay pootah u had a good run m8"
>die
alright lads how ur day been
>>51763683
>Lose war to the French
>>51759559
Gallipoli lmao
>>51763754
>Lose country to Israel.
>>51763804
Damn Mexican Jews.
>no statue erected to dung beetle saviors of Australia which saved them from the fate of being relegated to India status.
This is why your country is such shit, you've rejected your savior like the jews.
>be New Zealander
>Lose war to three foot tall grass
>>51763772
SHOO SHOO T*RKROACH
> Le maps!!
>hahaha lost war to maps
Fuck off
>>51764177
>tfw your uncle killed himself because he couldn't deal with the horrors he saw in the Great Speargrass War
>>51764177
>>51764241
Spear grass sounds pretty badass desu I imagine they formed a phalanx or something so it's understandable you'd lose to that guys.
>>51764177
I admire New Zealanders to be honest. It's like the colonizers learned with the mistakes in Australia and respected the natives and the nature when exploring and colonizing the country.
That's pretty cool.
>be Australian
>lose to roaches
>>51760072
>>51761653
>tfw I was genuinley pissed off
>mfw you australiaboos thought I was shitposting
>look up "national sorry day"
>it's actually real
Oh my god hahahahahahaha
>tfw we've never lost a war
>>51764502
god damn i love being the modern day sparta
>>51764502
>>51764541
wait, americans really think they won in vietnam? I thought that was just a meme
>>51764502
Vietnam war
>>51764502
You never won one either.
>>51764502
There is no winners in war...
>>51764731
except the emus
>>51764767
except the island... previously on lost lmao
>>51764541
>I love being the modern day Sparta.
You clearly know nothing about Sparta.
>>51764541
>>51764876
seems right desu
>>51764876
An ignorant American you say? Not likely!
>>51759559
In all honesty, there are creatures that were made to be lost OP.
We in Brazil lost the war to flying spiders a long time ago.
I dont even bother. anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKEJqI_kckA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp3EuznjqoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA9Z2Gc4iYo
>>51759559
>>51764498
>NATIONAL
>SORRY
>DAY
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>51763550
It was just a bit of friendly banter m8.
meme thread generator
>>51759559
>ausmemes
Australia is on damage control today m8
t. crickey loonarooney
>>51769459
FUCK OUT OF OUR PROPERTY MARKET YOU CHINK CUNT
>>51766615
>I don't understand this what is national sorry day
>>51764467
This is why I love being aussie
Can genuinely get mad and noone can tell
>>51763772
ISIS lmao
>>51763683
Fuck off
