I brush my teeth before going to bed after breakfast.
I appreciate I'm opening myself up for memes here but I don't think that brushing ones teeth is necessary. I haven't done it in 2 years.
I keep my mouth closed to prevent oxidation so my teeth are perfectly white
I only speak in short sentances for 1 hour after eating so the leftover food has a chance to escape down my throat without my tongue throwing it everywhere
I chew gum 24/7
That is all you need
>>51743692
>not brushing your teeth before breakfast
twice a day
right after my morning cup of coffee, before my morning shower
right before bed
>>51743692
>after breakfast.
Do you wipe ass before taking shit too?
>>51743888
>chew gum 24/7
That causes your stomach to overproduce acid expecting food. Enjoy dissolving from the inside.
4~5 times/day.
>>51743888
wow( ﾟдﾟ )
>>51744062
It is a new thought!haha
>>51743888
wew lad
Twice a day
Cavity count so far: 0
feels goodman
>>51744293
PORTABLE DISPOSABLE TOOTHBRUSH?
>>51743888
Do you use the toothpick?
>>51743692
three timesu a day
>>51743888
5 times
>I brush my teeth before going to bed after breakfast.
You go to bed right after breakfast?
Must not get very much done.
Evening only. After breakfast if its going to be a long day.
>>51743692
Normally twice a day + floss once.
>after breakfast
Do you enjoy destroying your enamel?
>>51747145
This is a joke that only Japanese people can understand.
>>51743692
Do you go to bed after breakfast?
>>51744424
PORTABURU DISPOSABURU TOOTHBRUSHOO
>>51749200
REALLY?
THAT IS PERFECT!
