Charlemagne was german, you know why ? Because even the french agree.
Germany in french is Allemagne
>Charlemagne
>Allemagne
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Discuss les fdp
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>>51742798
>le funni germoney history vidya maymay
>Charlemange
It's Charles the Great, numbnuts
"Magne" in "Charlemagne" comes from latin "magnus"
Charlemagne = Charles le magne = Charles le grand = Charles the Great
who did you vote for pierre?
>>51742762
>His real name was Ch, arlemagne is just where he was from
Deep
>>51742762
Germany is a new concept, there was no such thing.
>>51742982
>Germany is a new concept, there was no such thing.
?? Polish "historians"
>>51743019
But it's true.
>>51742762
Carlos el Groso is Argentinian.
>>51743035
It's not true tho
Germany as a united country is new
Germany as a concept has been around forever though
>>51743035
Polish relevancy is still just a concept
>>51743064
>Germany as a concept has been around forever though
Germany is a bunch of germanised slavs, celts, gauls and whatnot merged into one country.
"germanics" don't exist.
>>51743080
Ting ting
>>51743080
How does it feel that irrelevant shithole has better internet than you?
>>51743128
But Anglophones have been referring to that collection of peoples as "Germans" for a long time 2bh.
>>51743128
lmao
got some more conspiracy theories?
>>51743172
That's because when you had nothing, Australia already had a "working" infrastructure. You just bought new, cheaper than replacing everything they already have
>>51743208
Germans - people from mountains.
Germanics - brothers.
>>51743128
>Polish "geneticists"
What is it with all the german bashing today?
>>51743213
>got some more conspiracy theories?
Did I hurt your germanocentric feelings? Notice that all "historians" are german.
How convenient that all Europeans were 'germans' in Roman times. There is no conspiracy here, right? Also genetic studies showing that slavs were here as long as "germanics" doesn't count too?
>>51742762
his name was karlo stoopid
>>51742762
I thought Allemagne was from Alemanni, the southwest German tribe. Also I don't think it's meaningful to say Charlemagne was German (or French) because those concepts in a modern nationalist sense didn't exist. He was a Frank, and both France and Germany have some cultural heritage from his empire, but trying to claim him for one or the other exclusively is just dumb.
>>51743340
>I thought Allemagne was from Alemanni,
It is.
>>51743306
So who exactly are the lads that came down from Scandinavia and spread their culture/language in Central Europe?
>>51743288
80% of it is done by the same butthurt pole, don't sweat it
>>51742762
Pends toi connard
>>51743363
snowniggers
>>51743288
Dont worry friendo, I still love you.
>>51743363
Certainly not Germans.
>>51743378
back to the cellar fritz
>>51743448
But then who were they?
>>51743378
I still wonder how he does it all day.
All that wasted energy.
>>51743477
No one knows exactly. You may call them Nords if you want to.
History is faked as fuck, especially from that period. But that what happens when you have "german" dynasties ruling in every European country.
Bourbons, Habsburgs, Windsors, Romanovs.
All Germans, all ruled in the most important countries that could shape or change history to their likings. Thank god we have advanced science now. And all that germano-centric bullshit is falling like a domino.
>>51743564
I work in the buro, get a lot of money for doing nothing.
I can shitpost all day, maybe I'll actually teach some of you arrogant fucks about real history.
>>51742924
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>>51743571
Well, maybe it was just done by clever marriage which led to inbreeding.
Do you think the Habsburgs are a lie?
Also, which university do you visit?
>>51743571
Why would I do that, when the term "Germanic" is more apt here?
>>51743624
>------My dick---->
>[ur mums 4head]
>>51742762
>Charlemagne
Yet another attempt by the white man to overwrite actual history.
His actual name was Karl Veliki and he came from a small village in Slovenia, you racist white devils.
>>51743627
>Do you think the Habsburgs are a lie?
No, i just think they're from the same branch as other dynasties. - Khazars.
>which university
jagiellonian university, lawyer school.
>>51743667
>germanic
But that means "brothers" in some languages. Also, Romans never cared about barbarians, they called everyone outside "germanics:.
>>51743682
>bashing graves with the dick
This won't help you.
>>51743627
He studies intellectualism at the University of Poland.
>>51743760
Do you want to know why your language is so messed up and the spelling is so inbred compared to other European languages?
It's because the original tribe of Britain was so fucking raped by other invaders that it created this weird shit you call your language and the same weird shit we have to speak right now.
Even German language is easier to spell.
Unless we go 4000 years back in time, you are sooner or later mixed. A roman might have raped a slavic hooker, whose offspring then married a barbarian and whatnot. I though this was common knowledge.
>>51743719
No they were able to divide Gaulls, scythians and germans.
I would trust you more if you were studying history.
>>51743609
Why arrogant?
>>51743744
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>>51743830
The Romans were raped by "Slavs" back in the golden days. So it might have been a roman hooker.
>>51743841
>I would trust you more if you were studying history.
Why so defensive? I've been reading: german, polish, turkish and frankish chronicles. - Which makes many Polacks on this board butthurt. (inferiority complex)
But i never claimed Germans are at fault. You're just a victims in a bigger play, just like Russians during Romanov rule.
>>51743719
Well, in my language, "Germanic" refers to several cultures who trace their ethnogenesis back to Bronze Age Scandinavia.
>>51743955
What you say sounds Hitleresk in the way of it sounding as fi you wnated to rewrite histroy or reinterpret it.
>>51743955
Slavs are a social construct.
>>51743955
>The Romans were raped by "Slavs" back in the golden days. So it might have been a roman hooker.
It always go both ways.
>>51744035
Not me. Germans already did it during occupation. Not only in Poland, but Russia and Balkans as well.
>>51744054
Sure does.
Charlemagne was born in Belgium though
>>51743955
Poland, where is the train? When will i see the train? Will there be gold?
>>51743827
>the original tribe of Britain
Polish "linguists"
>>51744129
Belgium isn't real
>>51744142
he's right you autist
>>51744134
>Poland, where is the train? When will i see the train? Will there be gold?
Train was a diversion so the gov can fuck up Poland even more.
Even if this existed, we wouldn't get shit, as everything would go to the "rightful" owners - Jews.
>>51744142
That's not what I meant.
>>51744194
Aah, so you're trying to make it 'disapear' so you can claim the gold.
>>51744179
>he's right you autist
There was no one original tribe of Britain and none of them spoke the language most widely spoken there now
>>51744194
Also to end this spectacular thread.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, CHARLEMAGNE RULED OVER "FRANCIA" - FRANKISH KINGDOM, therefore he was French. :^))))))
Germans? where? Proofs? ))))
>>51744472
Jews sued Poland for the train.
>>51744493
British isles were raped more times than Poland. Polish language didn't change.
"British" did. Coincidence?
>>51744493
woah good job
how did you figure that out
you must be really REALLY smart to get to that conclusion
>>51744542
Oh yes, the famous romano-gaulish chief named Karlthegreatrix
>>51744593
>Polish language didn't change.
Only a retard who doesn't know shit would say that. Good job
.
>>51744595
>"I was just pretending to be retarded!"
Good going stupid, you sure showed me how retarded you are
>>51744593
Do you even understand basic British history at all? English is not the original "British" language, that would be Welsh, if anything. I never said English hasn't changed and been influenced but saying the original tribe of Britain spoke English is retarded
>>51744681
The only thing that changed is placement of the words and we don't use some of the words anymore, since they're archaic now.
>>51744759
You also adapted words from other languages, so yes, your language did change.
>>51744802
>>>51744759 (You)
>You also adapted words from other languages, so yes, your language did change
It still has Polish old cores in it.
Language from British isles is mutated.
>>51744718
>"Your language is the retarded mix of waves after waves of invaders who conquered the british isles"
>"NUH-HUH THE ORIGINAL BRITISH NATIVE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH"
This is why I don't argue with amerilards
>>51744942
I don't think you even understand what you're arguing anymore
>>51744942
I was looking in French dictionary to read some of the Frankish stuff translated into French and was like wtf, half of those words look like English ones.
Oh wait..
>>51742762
>Because even the french agree
This is literally the first time I've ever heard this. Also I know it's bait I just want to make it clear.
>>51745038
>There was no one original tribe of Britain and none of them spoke the language most widely spoken there now
fuck off you retard
of course they didn't fucking speak modern english
The dude literally just said that the english language was the result of different invaders invading and overunning the british isles
if you argue otherwise you're litterally retarded
>>51745207
Chill ladie, we're all here to shitpost.
>>51745259
don't tell me to chill you faggot
>>51745305
20 November 1815 best day of my life.
>>51742906
non-continental have no say in this thread.
>>51742762
Charlemagne was a Frank.
He united what we know today as France and Germany's tribes together.
They we split up again after he left.
>>51745602
Exactly.
>>51745207
>of course they didn't fucking speak modern english
THEY DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH OLD ENGLISH ANY ENGLISH
THAT WAS THE POINT
THE ORIGINAL TRIBE OF BRITAIN
DID NOT EVEN FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH
YOU RETARD
>>51745682
Holy shit are you baiting?
>>51745705
No, this is basic historical fact
>>51742924
this
/thread
>>51743128
>polish followers of jews to destroy germans
>>51745705
>>51745682
I thought they were related to the Gauls until the Anglo saxons arrived.
>>51745726
Read again what he said. >>51745207
>english language was the result of different invaders invading and overunning the british isles
What's so hard to understand?
>>51745791
Even if they were, they got mass raped by everyone, that's why the language has fucked up pronunciation.
>>51742924
Does that mean we call Germany "the All Great"?
>>51745848
Germans are the master race, prove me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPqUKJgGk0A
>>51745848
That always cracked me up.
Also:
German: bitte - please
French: bitte - cock
>>51745900
>prove me wrong.
History already did,
>>51745848
>>51745930
Allemannen is said to come from Alle (all) mannen(old form of men).
So basically it means "All the guys".
>>51745791
They spoke various Brittonic languages, one descendant which now lives in France (which is why that peninsula is called Brittany) due to Britons fleeing there from the invading Anglo-saxons, and another lives on as Welsh in Wales.
>>51745834
>>english language was the result of different invaders invading and overunning the british isles
But they were not the original tribe. Or else you might as well say the same about France. Romans came in conquered, their language replaced Celtic. The original tribe of Britain has nothing to do with English because the invaders replaced the language
>>51745930
history is in their favor.
>>51745974
Just like I said before.
Germanics - means "brothers". I don't remember where I read that, but it kinda fits the "all the guys".
>>51745682
>>51746004
Ask your mom to force feed you laxatives for a few days and hopefully the huge amount of shit in your brain will decrease by at least 10%
>>51746033
man might be man Gehr (Ger9 can be a form of short throwing spear.
Sometimes with a piece of rope on it or sth to step on to keep the guy with the spear in his shield from raising it.
But tribes gave themselevs their names all the time.
>>51745705
>>51746087
He is right
He was a FRANKISH Emperor
>>51746317
Yeah, he would be pretty sad about the franks we have here today.
Most of them build ther identity around not being Bavarian.
I guess "frank" meaning honest in today german, was a popular name for tribes.
>>51742861
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