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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>51733929

Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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>>51738989
First for ドイツ
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2nd for my penis
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P-th for 美味佳さん。
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4th for my vagina
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>>51738989
乙!
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Too early desu.
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this is real Japanese thread

>>51738989
おつ
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>>51739072

乳首の直径1は0センチはあるのではなかろうか
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>>51739072

これマンモできないんじゃない?
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>>51738989
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>>51739151
日本人に生まれればよかったかも俺は
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>>51739314
日本人の娘を持てば
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>>51739008
Your question reminded me of something.

At which age does one become a legal adult in Japan to the point of being allowed to do everything (working, driving, drinking, having sex, etc.)? Is it 20? If so, do you agree with this or should it be a bit lower?
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>>51738989
I am a real one.
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>>51739314

お父さんと一緒にお風呂に入ったことは、一度も無い。
10歳くらいまでは、たまに弟と一緒に入ってたけど。
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>>51739398
Oops, meant to quote this guy from the other thread (>>51738339).
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>>51739409
>>I am a real one.
Why "a" ? It's not "the" ?
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>>51739423
そうなの?
私なんか、男湯に入れられた事もあった。
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>>51739483

男湯?
それは相当嫌かも
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>>51739564
幼稚園までだけど
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>>51739470
Both is ok.
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Japanerinnen sind oft hässlich und nicht süß
Trotdem gönne ich euch eine japanische Freundin meine Weeb Freunde
t. meine Freundin ist eine Asiatin
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>>51739624
>t. meine Freundin ist eine Asiatin
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>>51739735
she looks dead
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>>51739624
>Japanerinnen sind oft hässlich und nicht süß

Nicht mehr als Lugen.
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>>51739735
STOP
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>>51739624
さっそく変なの来た…
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Once upon a time,a country president's wife was raped by his husband's father.
She suffered from this and reported this to her husband. However she was scolded and said "it is your fault!". She suffered from this as well.
At the end,she commit suicide.Do you the country? Yes, you know the country is J○○an.
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>>51739624
Sie sollten mit /korea/ gehen
you should go /korea/

しつけーんだよカスキャベツ頭
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a pen
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>>51739769
reminds me of Shua from the KOREAN girl group pritz
no wonder she's cute, she looks korean
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>>51739869
has
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ほっとこう…
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>>51739784
>>51739936

がんがんレポートしようず(もうしてたらゴメン
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>>51739624
>Dieser Pfosten
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>>51739922
no
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>>51739869
C'est un stylo?
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>>51739894

チョオオーーーーーン

The following thread is for you
>>51735965
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>>51739894
I hope you are joking.
It literally looks like she is wearing a white mask because of how dark her neck is. And her jaw and eyes look strange.
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>>51739624
Alle deutschen sind homsexuell

That's about the only thing I know how to say in German
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あのしつこさはチョーンチョーーーンチョーーーーーンチョーーーーーーーーンチョーーーーーーーーーーーン
特有のもの
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>>51739894
Her face looks pale. Is she ok?
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>>51739990
boyfriend
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jlpt anyone? 不合格get
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>>51739956
したいけど、こういうキャプチャを求められてなかなか正解できないでいる
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>>51739894

Qts transcend national barriers. Neither creed nor colour nor ethnicity matter.
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please report that fucking kimchikraut
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>>51740152
>>51740064
idiots
you will never have a korean girlfriend
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>>51740228

But she is a typical BUSU
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>>51740177
If you get that, log out of your Google account (if you use one) and clear your browsing history. Then try again.
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>>51740234
tfw
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>>51740177
分かる…。ツイッターを出来ない理由だ。
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>>51740152
Yes.

She has that natural pale, plastic shine that is the highest standard of beauty in worst Korea.
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>>51740234
Thank god.
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>>51740256
>Says the envious busu
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>>51740325
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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>>51740272
You are genius. It works. Thank you!
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日本にもうすぐ真夜中だろう
お前らはニートなのか
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>>51740177
時々そうなるんだよなあ
ポルトガル先輩も教えてくれてるけど、クッキーか履歴クリアで治ると思う
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もうすっかりドイチョンラントのスレになってるな
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>>51740376
まだ0時ちょうど!
カナダくんはニート?
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>>51740279
え?どういうこと?
もしよかったら詳しく教えてください・・・
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You guys are girls, right?
I'm a girl.
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I have to go and prepare my presentation about the scottish referendum now
Always remember; you will never have a qt korean nazi girlfriend
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>>51740374
You are welcome :)
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>>51740398

ありがとう。
何も知らない自分がアホすぎてもう・・・
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>>51740368

It's a Korean army training.

Nobody understand this shit except Koreans.
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>>51740325
Are you sure the pic was taken in Korea?
I heard that is not Korean and Netouyo just believe that is Korean.
Show me the evidence.
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>>51740431
You should move to korea
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>>51740331

OK
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>>51740431
Yeah but neither will you
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>>51740513
I didn't take the picture.
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>>51740414
文字がwなのか、uuなのか、vvなのか、謎だ…orz
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sexy bitch
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>>51740548

>return


fixed
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>>51740609
Then why do you have it
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>>51740609
they're chinese prisoners
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>>51740658

picked it up on internet
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>>51740683

Any evidence?
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>>51740693
that makes it worse
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>>51740647
yes, you're a sexy bitch we know
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>>51740609
>>51740683
I think its Thai soldiers.
There also other weird videos of Thai soldiers doing similar naked activities.
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>>51740729
>Evidence
We call it "Proofs" here
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>>51740801
Any proofs?
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>>51740729
>>51740758
no I just guessed
yeah thai soldiers sounds right
The tan and haircuts don't look Korean (nowadays)
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I didn't take the picture.
So if there are various opinions about the picture, just report it.

I don't know how to delete it by myself.
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>>51740431
Why don't you just buy a doll? It's plastic all the same and it'll probably cost you less.
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>>51740895

I don't have any proof about the pic as I picked up on the internet.

And I don't know how to delete it.

So if you report it, it will be deleted.
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>>51740895

I already reported that pic by myself, so do it on your side.
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>>51740904
>>51740956
Next to the post, there is a check-mark box. If you tick it, you can then use the Delete Post function at the bottom of this page.

You have to do this per post. You must wait 1 minute after posting it and you have 30 minutes after that 1 minute to delete it.
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>>51741015
why
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>>51741039
He's broken two rules by:
Posting NSFW content
Reporting himself
Announcing he's reported himself

Fucking retard.
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>>51741039

You are genius! Again!

I deleted it. It was too offensive if it's wrong.
Thank you very much for your instruction.
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>>51740408
ドイチョンラントてw

どうせなら普通のドイツラントのほうがいいな
ドイツ語の色を読んでたんだけど
白:Weiß(ヴァイス)、黒:schwarz(シュヴァルツ)
かっけえ、なにこれ
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>>51741004
Could you please translate some anime and/or manga that has not yet been translated to English?

People that are bilingual Japanese/English should never be bored with so much to do!
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Great Britain is not the same thing as the UK lel
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>>51741004
do some push ups lad
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>>51741122
I know but I'm just telling him what to do if he wants to delete a post.
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ドイツとドイツ人は好きだが、韓国の女(しかもあんまかわいくない)にすっかり洗脳されて韓国脳になってしまったザワークラウトはその限りではない
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>>51741146
ドイツ語勉強しようと思った
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>>51741122

I didn't know that reporting onself and saying it in the thread are against the rule.
There are too many restrictions here.
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>>51741219
Yup, it is against the rules.

>>>/global/rules/7
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
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>>51741211

だからあの人、コリアンだよ
ドイツで学生してるって少し前にゲロッてた
そのころは、そいつハングルでアイゴーとか言ってたし。

でもそれ以降、一度もそういうことは言わずにドイツ人のふりをしだした。
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>>51741146

ドイチェランドだよ ドイツランドなんていう人一人もいない
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>>51741219
No one really cares about half these rules though.
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>>51741146
ヴァイスシュヴァルツってそういう意味だったのか
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>>51741343
He was trapped
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>>51741122

Why are you being so mean to all the nihonjins today?
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>>51741219
It's okay
I am moderator
I will not ban you but only if you post your nudes
Thank you
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>薬指
???
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>>51741403
Fuck off please desu
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>>51741403
p-please, janitor.
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>>51741444
>薬指

you use it when you paint a medicine
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>>51741276
なるほどなぁ・・・
旗を変えても本性までは変えれなかったか
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>>51741146
schwarz is actually closer to シュワツ since we don't really pronounce the r
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>>51741521

Very Gross desu.
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>>51741173
>translate
I can only transrate with Engrish

>>51741184
>>51741146 was my post
yesterday, I learnt how to say white and black in German. then those pronunciation is fucking cool
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>>51741403
>if you break the rules I'm obliged to enforce at my request, I won't ban you
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>>51741713
Who cares

Post more, you legend
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>>51741545
>paint a medicine
???
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>>51741713
...もっこり
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>>51741809
I like these threads. These are the type of words you don't learn in a textbook that are nonetheless essential to everyday conversation.
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>>51741769
the finger to be used to apply medical ointment.
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>>51741769
薬指 means Ring finger.
That's all.
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>>51741871
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>>51741713
>posting a photo that's at least 3 years old
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>>51741907
Too young, dickhead

Immerse that potato head of yours into a deep fat fryer
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>>51741575
>>no need to pronunce "r"
thank you very much! I got it
btw this word "シュワッ" reminds me the Ultraman
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>>51741907
Let's stop this before it gets too far, please.
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>>51741912
You can't use foot fingers to apply ointment?
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>>51742000

He is schizophrenia
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>>51742118
You don't use the word paint for when you apply medicine.
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>>51742022
But note that not having to pronounce r is an exception, not the rule
Many words sound weird if you don't pronounce the r
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Japan has a reputation of having clean streets but many (especially teenagers) don't really keep their personal spaces tidy.
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>>51742266
お前一人がみじめになっただけで全然釣れてないように見えるけど
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>>51742162
I'm orange juice.
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>>51742198
please stop, now you're making me want to fap
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>>51742198
the first one was good, other two are shit
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>>51742325
Piss poor bait dess
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>>51742266
Never get back here.
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>>51742198
>>51742266
Buy a rope and hang your self with it.
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>>51742198
b u n d a
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こんなおっぱいのない人生がこのままで続ければ・・・
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You are a semen demon and I'm a magical girl
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>>51742569
semen demon at your service
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>>51742202

Google teacher always lie to me (´・ω・`)
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>>51742311
I misunderstood, and am a bit embarrassed
thank you for the thorough explanation
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why is takahiro not in jail?
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>>51742198

She was over 20 when the picture was taken
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>>51742569
sis puella magica!
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>>51742713
cuz Japan isn't Rechtsstaat
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>>51742713

He hasn't done anything illegal, he just makes good bread and he's a mental, the serious one.
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>>51742743
Anon, could you answer this question of mine, please? >>51739398
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>>51742569
>I'm a magical girl
どれ?
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>>51742840

20 desu
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>>51742874
OKl thank you. Do you agree with it? Should it be higher? Should it be lower?
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>>51742840

More exactly,

drinking, smoking, voting = over 20
driving = over 18
sex? I don't know. Does the gvt control this? How do they know?
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>>51742897
The gvt is thinking to lower to 18. But we don't know yet, cause drinking and smoking at young age aren't good for health.
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>>51742840
I'm not >>51742743 though

drinking:20
driving:18
marriage: male18 female16
election : 20→18(2016~)
erection : 0
sex: ???
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Tell me I'm everything you despise... But it was nice.
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>>51742939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Asia#Japan

This says that the Japanese Penal Code sets a minimal age of 13 but prefectures and districts impose restrictions that effectively make it 18. Is this true?
>>
Have you ever witnessed a Japanese person in real life?!
What were the person like?!
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>>51743002
>drinking and smoking at young age aren't good for health.
It's not good for your health at any age
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>>51742939
>>51743004
Is 援助交際 illegal? Because I keep hearing about old men having sex with teens.

>>51743099
There's Japanese transfer students at my uni all the time but I'm too shy to talk to them
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>>51743099
Shiny and chrome
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>>51743004
Why is marriage for males at 18 and females 16?

>>51743099
Successful, caring, jovial.
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>>51743005
Here is your (You)

You may reply if you want.
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>>51743099
はい、私は彼たちが中国人だと思った。
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it's 1:06am in Japan
eating 2 corn dogs in the middle of the night...
it's not healthy at all, of course I know that

YUMMY AWESOME
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>>51742681
No problem, if you have any more questions feel free to ask
Why are you learning German though?
>>
>>51743099
>Have you ever witnessed a Japanese person in real life?!
Yes
>What were the person like?!
He chased young blonde girls taking upskirt shots with his mobile phone, he was later arrested and spent three nights in jail.
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>>51743211
it's 5:11am in New Zealand
I ate 8 weetbix cereal but I covered it in sugar so it's not healthy.

>>51743099
I witnessed myself.
He was very sexy man.
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Somehow I get a headache.
I'm going to bed, good night anons.
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>>51743495
Later
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>>51743495
おやすみ
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>>51743149
illegal desu.
Brothels are also illigal desu.

You want to sex with Japanese girl?
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Show yourself Semen Demon!
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What happened to Takahiro's posts
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>>51743099
He looks up to me

;^)
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>>51743552

I deleted them
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>>51743552
They got deleted. Why?
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>>51743539
Hey takahiro
The F. is calling for you
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>>51743583
Where's your capcode and special alias? :^)
>>
>>51743583
Please delete all of
>>51743690
posts
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>>51743149
It's illegal. You will get arrested if you do it in Japan.
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>>51743211
マスタードは?
>>
>>51743583
Did you vote yes or no for Scottish independence?
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>>51743552

He is a mental so he might have deleted all his posts when his second personality showed up.
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Show yourself semen mod!
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>>51743894
He's bipolar?
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>>51743535
>You want to sex with Japanese girl?
sure but they have to be 18+ desu
I'm 22
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>>51743583
Well done desu.
Thanks. I don't like takahiro. He is insane.
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>>51743535
Under which law? How come there are lots of Brothels in Japan and they continue operating for a long time?

>>51743795
Even when it's between two consenting adults?
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>>51743198
Japanese civil code was made over 100 years ago.and It still has old habits.
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>>51743915
He is schizophrenia, depression and ....totally mentally messed up desu
>>
Which one is right?
The pros and cons of Scottish independence
The pros and cons of a Scottish independence
The pros and cons of Scotland's independence
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>>51744144
C.
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>>51744085
Damn :/
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>>51744144
All of them
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>>51743220
I really thank you for your kindness

>Why are you learning German though?
I really like German pronunciation since many years ago, really like it
but my English is still poor so first I should learn English more though, German posters in this thread gave advices to me that "there is time for both".
so I began to learn German, little by little
>>
>>51744176
>>51744197
Uh-oh.
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>>51744085
I'm orange juice.
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>>51744144
>The cons of Scottish independence
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>>51743943
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>>51744176
>>51744197
ok thanks
I think C sounds more like Scotland is already independent (which is not the case)
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>>51744301
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>>51744197
"A" Scottish independence? really?
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>>51744144
A and C.
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>>51744178

Yeh, he's got the disability certificate so he gets special social benefits.
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tfw in Japan for a holiday from Australia and love it here. No Muslims at all. Good feel. Everyone is so nice and helpful. Plus qt jap girls everywhere. Daily reminder that Pauline Hanson WILL make Australia great again... Well Queensland at least. Love you Japanese bros.
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Cons
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>>51744394
>No Muslims at all

We like it that way. So, please leave.
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>>51744394

Arigato !!
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>>51744371
Are you questioning a big brave Scotsman?
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>>51744394
muslims are actually pretty nice if you talk to them though
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>>51744436
Are you implying that I like them?
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>>51743952
I don't know why illigal brothels aren't banned.

Actually Japan have legal brothels but we cannot have a sex (only lick and blowjob).

you want legal sex? Try googling "Soapland"
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>>51744492
Do you not understand how duplicity works?
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>>51744492
Canada pls
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>>51744477
N...No, sir.
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>>51744477

Dear Nihonjins, please do not trust Scottish posters when they give you advice about English. This is what they sound like when they try to speak English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xan2xU-ZFic
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>>51744202
That's cool, I wouldn't be able to learn two languages at once, I already have trouble remembering the Kanji
If you ever come to Germany expect people switching to English if your German isn't perfect. Also, even if you mastered the language, thanks to dialects you'll have a hard time understanding German, but i don't want to discourage you, good luck with your study
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>>51744516
>I don't know why illigal brothels aren't banned.

You might like to read the "定義、処罰対象" part of the following Wikipedia entry.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A3%B2%E6%98%A5%E9%98%B2%E6%AD%A2%E6%B3%95
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>>51744656
I dinnae ken what you're talking about wee laddie
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>>51744301
>not wanting to kick the jocks out
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so what.
Nobody is ever gonna be arrested for having sex in a Brothel.
Deal with it.
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>>51744691
Dialekte werde eh bald aussterben uezs
Dann werden nur noch Bauern einen Dialekt haben und verachtet werden wie es heute schon passiert
Bald wird eh nur noch mit muslimischem Dialekt geredet
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>>51743917
In animation, 10-year-old girl says "I'm 18 years old!".
and in real, 25-year-old girl says "I'm 18 years old!"

why?????
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>>51744934

How do Japanese women age so well?
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>>51744876
>Dialekte werde eh bald aussterben uezs
>Dann werden nur noch Bauern einen Dialekt haben und verachtet werden wie es heute schon passiert
>Bald wird eh nur noch mit muslimischem Dialekt geredet
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>>51744720
A question to Japanese people:
Do you understand he's saying?
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>>51745076
Yes !!
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このスレッドはくそそのもの。
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>>51744859
I have arrested many women and men with my penis in a brothel
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>>51745039
She looks like a little girl………
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>>51745179
This thread is totally shit?
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I'm 18 years old!
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>>51745240
no she looks BBA
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>>51744702
>上記のような売春やその相手方となることは禁止されているものの(3条)、それだけでは処罰されない

いっそ合法にしろやってくらいの欠陥法だなぁ・・・
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>>51744934
>>51745039
>>51745240
Lolis are a cute archetype, that's why people like them.

Someone post that pic comparing American and Japanese women.
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>>51745289
Is that what it means?
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>>51745179
You stole that from that other thread didn't you?
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>>51745039
i guess she is 42 "months" old
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http://marquinchmogule.bandcamp.com/track/v-r-s-z

Does anyone know the song in the beginning? I can't find it, and I don't know exactly what the singer is saying. My Japanese is not so great.

Thank you.
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>>51745386
O fuck, I've been caught!!!
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>>51744394
I love you too :->
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>>51745356
yep
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>>51745344
Lolis are the best
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Could someone translate this for me?
ボホのふくらはぎ呉ルテクイOOは
>inb4 the pleasure of being keked inside
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Japan is pretty cool t.b.h (to be 本音)
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>>51745409
夜の海(yorunoumi) / 桑名正博(kuwata masahiro)

Someone covers this song, and I don't know who is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF4_jjUOk00
1:18~
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>>51745664
I've informed the Finnish authorities about your twisted sexual tendencies.

Prepare to have your prostate thoroughly destroyed during your time in prison.
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anyone come to accept that there's no upper limit to study and they'll never be as good as they want to be?

there's just too many damn words
today it was
空しい
あにはからんや
カルテ
横槍
不法侵入 [could guess this i guess]
腐肉
鮮血

that i didn't know, there's never going to be a comfortable level and you basically need to study until you die.
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>>51745843
Nah, Japan is proper fucked
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>>51745843
Except for 建前。Fuck that.
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>>51745869
Loli is illegal in Finland?
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>>51746012
No idea
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>>51745948
I learn new English words all the time. There really isn't an upper level of study in any language because some people grow up to be linguists.
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Yotsuba& #13 is now on sale!

She is the most famous loli girl in 4chan.
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>>51745948

You are labouring under the assumption that there is a finite amount of knowledge to be acquired, and that once acquired, that knowledge is fixed and permanent. Languages are constantly shifting and changing, and there are always knew things to learn. Moreover, your current knowledge is atrophying every moment that you're not studying.

Life is a cruel, meaningless preamble to the comforting nothingness of the void.
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>>51745948
>anyone come to accept that there's no upper limit to study and they'll never be as good as they want to be?
Yes.
>there's never going to be a comfortable level
I'm not exactly uncomfortable with my current level.
>you basically need to study until you die.
Yes.
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>>51746167
>Life is a cruel, meaningless preamble to the comforting nothingness of the void.
i unironically feel like this 2bh
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勃起する
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>>51746167
>>51746284
>Life is a cruel, meaningless preamble to the comforting nothingness of the void.
Get some Buddha's Dharma, faggots.
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>>51745869
I doubt they care if I like drawn pictures

>>51746012
I don't think anyone has been arrested for loli yet so I have no clue if it's actually illegal
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Lads I want to go home this place is boring as fuck and they serve the same fucking thing at the guest house every single day and I can't eat this any more why can't they serve UNAGI at least that would be good
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>>51746337
サウナで?
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>>51745859
Anon. I love you. I hope you know that.
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Fuck you guys making studying Japanese a >tfw.

Life pretty much sucks right now and my only motivation is to keep studying Japanese. It's something I enjoy doing and I never saw it as a bad thing until now. I don't watch anime or read manga. My biggest motivation is to be able to talk to my Japanese friend, but she speaks really good English so there's no point. I really don't have much in common with her except that we're learning each other language.
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>>51746358
naaahhh too much bullshit. the fact that pureland and mahayana even exist discredit the shit out of buddhism

especially pureland. that shit is stupid
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>>51746100
Oh fuck!
Fucking finally.
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>>51746457
well when you've done it for years and finally understand and realize the magnitude of what you're really trying to do you'll see it differently
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>>51746452
毎回です
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>>51746444
at least your knife is non-corrosive
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>>51746544
Hey Aussie, how's your Japanese progress?
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>>51746444
Quads of depression also it's my birthday and I can't even buy a load of sweets for myself at the supermarket because I am stuck in this hole PLUS I didn't get anything on St Nicholas day!!! Thanks OBAMA
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>>51746544
What does that mean? Am I just going to kill myself after 3 years? Will I suddenly be enlightened about the philosophy of human communication?
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hi good gaijins :)
I'd like to introduce you good JAV porn website

http://javynow.com/
http://www.thisav.com/videos?c=28
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>>51746444

Can't you just flash a 5 Euro note and get them to bring you some steak or something?
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>>51746100
But where are the scans?
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>>51746595
too slow 2bh, need to work on speaking more too
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>>51746100
2chanやふたばのマスコットは誰?そのサイトはマスコットを持ってるの?
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>>51746613
honestly it's given me a huge interest in general linguistics 2bh i'm considering going to uni for it

other than that it's just a hobby i guess but it sucks knowing you may never reach a native-tier understanding
>>
I can't wait to fap!!
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>>51746547
やっぱり?勃起しないわけないよね
いっしょにいる女の子の反応は?
>>
https://madokami.com/gyqn8q.mp3

I just want to know what people think of this music. It's not on YT so can't link it from there.
It's safe, all files go threw an anti-virus before being uploaded.

>>51746598
>444
>quads
A trip of 4's is what?
Qruip?
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>>51746624
hi good nip :)
I'd like to introduce you good quality JAV porn website

https://sukebei.nyaa.eu/
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>>51746624
Does it have uncensored exhibitionist porn?

No?

Then I'm not interested.
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>>51746666
Nice quads breh
I can't because reasons ;_;
Lel but the cleaning lady here in the guest house gave us a note today (in English which she doesn't speak) how her daughter is getting married and she needs money. If her boss finds out she does that she would be so gone

Our company is very nice actually but next door is a slave machine garment factory, crazy to watch them work
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>>51746715
IIRC, 2chan coesn't have a mascot. But I think OS-tans came from them, though.
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>>51746828
The day nyaa will go down will be the death of many dreams.
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>>51746810
I..I thought it were 4
Gomen...orz
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>>51746624
Thank you bro
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>>51746850
Germany is quite different from what I imagined
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Thank you Portugal for 火縄銃.
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>>51746984
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>>51746966
I'm in Bangladesh on a proxy because the government blocked all forms of social media starting a month or so ago
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>>51746837
>uncensored
ahaha
nope
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>>51746469
It is. There are buddhists (like me) who are aware of why it is bullshit. It's the way it is because people from eastern Asia needed a different set of beliefs than people from southern Asia, to realise themselves. It doesn't change the fact that Buddha was all-against any kind of doctrines or rituals. He was an empiricist.
"Make an island of yourself,
make yourself your refuge;
there is no other refuge.
Make truth your island,
make truth your refuge;
there is no other refuge."
>>
>>51746767
Good luck with uni. I'm doing comp sci right now but I don't really like it and I'm getting pretty bad grades. I can't change my major because my parents already paid a lot. If I took linguistics maybe I would've enjoyed uni more. Studying Japanese is basically all I do in my free time.
>>
>>51747023
Holy shit really?
I heard about this, shit is hilarious.
I don't have the graph but the jump of users in the deep web is staggering.
>>
>>51746337
毎回、Kauper垂れ流しですか?
>>
>>51747035
This thread has been able to find me uncensored japanese porn, and I've found on my own censored exhibitionist japanesse porn.

I still can't find uncensored exhibitionist japanese porn.
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>>51746984
We call them "arcabuz".
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>>51747122
Yeah the people are protesting against and all
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>>51747122
I am trying to never visit there. What if I like the taste of pizza?
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>>51747062
you might like the stoics too, they're similar sometimes and the enchiridion is a good read
http://classics.mit.edu/Epictetus/epicench.html

tell you what though i might try getting back into buddhist stuff lord knows i need something else to do sometimes
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>>51746984
大友氏サイコー!
>>
who will help me make this thread?
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>>51747264
if you don't want to see pizza you won't

besides from what i heard they don't even use tor for that very often anymore freenet is better
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>>51747406
>if you don't want to see pizza you won't
But there's a part of me that does...
>>
>>51747264
Don't ask me, never been there nor am I interested.
The only thing I saw was this thing on TV in cambodia, fucking crazy.
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>>51747483
What happened on Cambodian TV
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>>51747462
well you picked a horrible time to start
>>
I'm installing LINE because I believe the Japanese have good taste in software.
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>>51747381
島津最高
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>>51747570
>not using Telegram
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>>51747280
"The innumerable worlds in the cosmos are like the eyes of the net. Each and every world is different, its variety infinite. So too are the Dharma Doors (methods of cultivation) taught by the Buddhas."
So yeah, you can use stoicism or whatever else speaks to you, as kind of a building block for your further spiritual growth. There are infinite ways to become a Buddha.
> i need something else to do sometimes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_yoga
this is the good shit
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>>51747548
I haven't really seen it yet, but it's a reason I want to stay clear of its vicinity.
>>
>>51747592
>-. --- - / ..- ... .. -. --. / -- --- .-. ... .
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>>51747570
Line is actually Korean
It's a Zainichi set-up
Look it up, not kidding
They'll merge with Kakao soon
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新スレをつくれ
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>>51746850
I am glad to know that you came back to Germany safe and sound.
3rd world kinda scares me even Japan is 3rd world, too. Bangla is at another level, imo (´・ω・`)
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>>51747719
お断りであり
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>>51747649
I don't care who runs it, just that it's popular in Japan.
>>
Is best-ally mod still here?
>>
>>51747733
>even Japan is 3rd world
What the christ are you talking about?
>>
>>51747733
I am still there bck
;_;
Friday I will fly home, finally.
>>
Someone make new thread so I can declare that my penis is first
>>
大きいおっぱいはいいけど、固くなければよくない。
>>
>>51747844
I thought you were in Germany because of your flag ...
Be careful with water (sorry to say always the same warnings)and safe flight.
I don't know what to say in this case (´・ω・`)
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>>51748014

堅いのは偽物だけだよ
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>>51748014
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>>51748041
Just tell me we'll be together forever
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>>51748086
偽物じゃないよ
>>51748133
ゲイじゃない。ごめん。
>>
>>51747158
this is an advice for you
uncensored = 無修正 or 無臭
this is a important keyword yeah
>>
>>51747158
caribbean you loser
>>
>>51747207
hey bro
how's everychinko?
>>
teriyaki thread
>>
>>51748014
I think you just said the opposite of what you meant to say
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>>51748014
>かたくなければよくない
what the fuck are you talking about?
Katai oppais are totally fake. plastic surgery!
soft oppais are our hope, future and ideal
gyakuni toitai, why do you think that Katai oppais are good stuff?
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>>51748331
Poor and dirty

How was the jack-off my friend
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>>51748140
Yes, we will be together forever desu
>>
>>51748515
how many Indian girls have you fucked so far?
>>
>>51748331
What did you masturbate to?

>>51748515
Even the trees are covered with grime...
>>
to German anons. I have a question for you guys

Wie viele Leute mit dem Namen "Adolf" leben zurzeit in Deutschland?
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>>51748472
>he likes them saggy
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>>51748515
Reminds me of Iraq
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>>51748691
0 because Bangladeshis live here
(But 0 for them as well)
((There are one or two QTs at the factory though))

>>51748751
A few
I have a coworker called Adolf, he's only in his fifties so well past WW2
>>
I make thread?
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>>51748860
velkom back komrade
you make thread very good
>>
>>51748860
Go ahead.
>>
Maked thread

>>51748997

>>51748997

>>51748997

Come and smile, my friend
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>>51748858
If I were German, and I would name my baby "Adolf",
were he bullied? and am I regarded as a racist?
>>
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