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First for /balt/
乙
>>51737924
Thank you, Latvia.
How do I steal another guy's girlfriend?
can any australians teach me australian slang? i want to impress the ladies
Let's ride in to the sunset together
tere!
>>51737983
Just b urself
>>51737998
fuck off ya drongo
>>51737983
That's actually a popular wedding game here.
>>51737998
'wanna chip some buges?'
'wanna shelve some pingas?'
say them and you'll be gold m8
>>51737998
Learn about their fauna and you can impress them
eating a cake lads
>>51738075
looks like a dog
>>51737998
Wanna suck my VB stubby?
>>51738109
that's because it is
>>51738133
what do you call cats then?
>>51738002
Let's do it, chap.
>>51738015
Moi!
Just downed 8 weetbix.
How many do you do?
>>51738109
Their necks can rotate like an owl
>>51738215
Water or milk?
>>51738187
Muris, Ņuris, Incis, Mincis un Puncis
>>51738187
cats
I should probably clarify: a dingo is a native breed of dog
>>51738187
Vermin
>>51738215
It's 1am here so it must be at least almost 2 for you, why did you eat weet-bix just now?
>>51738253
bantz
>>51738257
too serious
>>51738275
just right
>>51738295
>It's 1am here
southern poofs OUT
>>51738192
:3c
I feel like sucking on a few cold ones with the mates t.b.h
>tfw bought Witcher 3
>tfw can run it on high
good settings 5/5
>>51738340
I think finnish posters hate me.
>>51738332
I'm suprised you northern gimps haven't melted from all the heat yet
tfw you have a trip in Japan and shitpost like the Australian you are
>>51738251
Milk.
Is weetbix and water a thing?
>>51738295
It's 3 here. I ate weetbix cause I can't be ass'ed cooking real food.
>>51738332
you have to be a faggot don't you
>>51738215
like 5? haven't had them for ages
why are you eating them at 3am lol
>>51737998
lemme stick it in the pooper
>>51738426
>Is weetbix and water a thing?
Yes it brah, one of my mates has 5 weetbix with boiling water and coco pops and sugar for breeky each day
>>51738002
Stirrup to stirrup, side by side
>>51738426
Are kiwis weet-bix kids?
>>51738408
nice try japan
>>51738503
when the day is through, i'll be here with you
>>51738482
jesus fucking christ, where the fuck do you live? Wagga wagga? you degenerate fuck
>>51738387
>>51738444
>when a southerner replies to your post without permission
>>51738408
Did you manage to finally find a woman who looks like your waifu you disgusting neckbeard fuck?
>>51738556
Into the sunset we will ride
>>51738482
Your mate sounds like hes a few bricks short of a wall.
What's the point in using boiling water instead of milk?
>>51738507
One of the only times I've felt genuinely betrayed by a company
>>51738577
Nah mate, Mount Gambier
>>51738648
No fucking idea
>>51738738
All me
>>51738738
What the fuck is a /balt/?
>>51738648
Save some money I suppose, dairy's expensive as fuck nowadays
>>51738738
I don't know why there's so many of us seeing how late it is and it being a Monday morning
Watched Old Boy yesterday. Will post my review when it's ready.
>>51738806
K... keep me posted
Eating potatoes.
>>51738915
lol
i fuck ur ass bitch
>>51738915
Eating soup desu.
I want to go to sleep but I accidentally slept 14 hours last night so I'm not tired at all
What do lads
>>51739137
i'm gonna sleep with ur mum bitchboi
>>51739137
Take Unital, works well for me.
>>51739137
reset
How do you deal with your mustache getting in the way of your food?
>>51739137
Lie in bed for an hour unable to sleep then begrudgingly come back here
Freedom?
>>51739252
>seppo
>>>/out/
>>51739185
You trim your mustache along your lip
>>51738806
good movie, koreans have many revenge movies like that
>>51739374
Indeed
How do I Slav squat guys? I fall over every time I try.
>>51739252
fuck off commie
>>51739439
how tall are you
>>51739439
ask ur mum. she squats on my dick every day haha
>>51739439
spread your legs
just like ur mum
>>51739528
>>51739544
Now this is what i call baltic culture
>>51739528
>>51739544
bringing the pain
>>51739439
Lose weight
>>51739520
5'11(180 cm)
>>51739439
>fall over
do the deep squat pussyboy or don't squat at all
>>51739598
hahaha
when will the learn?
>>51738806
You should review Memories of a Murderer too.
>>51739598
>5'11(180 cm)
>even attempting to squat
>>51739439
Your legs might be pathetically weak
>>51739598
I've heard tall people have trouble slav squatting but that shouldn't be a problem for you
>>51739678
>>51739644
>>51739729
I'm not short you bullies, I'm a big guy.
>>51739674
Already did
>>51739764
for usa
>>51739764
You're a big guy
>>51739778
Oldboy, Memories of a Murderer and Hanyo are GOAT Korean films.
>>51739847
my dick is GOAT of ur mum's asshole haha
What are some good Australian shows? I mean Neighbours are already a great contribution to cinéma, but I'd like to know more.
I'm running out of space on my HD, send me euros please
>>51740071
WHEN GOOD NEIGHBOURS BECOME
>>51740071
Prank Patrol on ABC 3
>>51740071
Housos
>>51740071
chaser's war on everything
>>51738075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mioD47T8-YM
>>51740139
sent :)
>>51740071
obligatory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H2O:_Just_Add_Water
>>51740071
Home and away.
>>51740602
This show is utter garbage, my ex used to watch it religiously and it drove me round the bend
>>51740602
This used to run over here quite a few years ago. It looked absolutely retarded.
>>51740602
that show fucking sucked
>>51740071
'around the twist' was for young teens i think but it was okay
>>51737904
>+ /ausnz/
>>51740334
>ex-lunatic shooting dogs for living
is this the australian dream?
>>51740966
yui > kyouko
>>51741021
Yui=Kyouko for me.
>>51741063
now that i think about it comparing them just seems mean 2bh.
ayano is best though desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1d_Ar31CTo
Fuck
I tried to Slav squat and I fell over again. Someone put me out of my pain.
>>51740602
Oh dog, I used to love this show when I was younger. Emma was the best girl.
>>51741127
Ayano is pretty qt
>>51741320
>when i was younger
>original release jul 2006 - apr 2010
doing a sleep
evenin cunts
>>51741489
cunt evenings
Any Aussies ITT?
>>51737998
When you crack a fat, stick a franger on the donger and have a naughty with ya shiela down by the billabong.
replaying song of saya
Fuckin tired of this bullshit
>>51741408
Yes, I was 12 years old in 2009.
>>51741604
Good taste.
It's a dog eat dog world Ray
and I'm the fucking chinaman
>>51741604
>>51741832
Wait, no. Are you talking about replaying that VN or replaying this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTPEN8kEsGY
Good taste either way, I guess.
>>51741832
i do love it but reading it in nip is a nightmare. so much arty language you don't usually see. usually reading things is pretty easy but that game wrecks me
Hitler and anime
>>51742178
i think i agree
>>51742181
did a do
>>51742178
>>51742232
you guys get a lot of first posts for one of the less populated generals
Getting pretty windy, lads.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>51742545
ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀ
>all the aussie and kiwi posters with the good banter have left /brit/ to go to /balt/
>the anime nonces have taken over /brit/
s-stop this lads
p-please come back
>>51742649
it's /balt/ + /ausnz/ now
why did the aussies leave /brit/?
poo peeland is a bit meh desu but still
>>51742649
no i refuse to have conversations about shitting and making weird noises for attention 2bh
>>51742385
we're simply the best
>>51742649
>>the anime nonces have taken over /brit/
don't worry lad, we're fighting these dark forces too
>>51742768
but i am doing a poo
>>51742759
Do you want to hang out with us too next thread?
>>51742759
>poo peeland is a bit meh desu but still
/brit/ is a bit meh desu
yes I think this general will do just nicely :)
hello :)
what are requirements for /balt/? :) :)
>>51743028
autism
>>51743069
it's go time ::DDDDDDDDDD
>>51742178
Agreed.
>>51743028
no
if you were the last remaining aus on /brit/ don't do this
we can fight the nonces
>anon, why do you know so many random facts about random countries?
my frie..
m-my.. the peopl-..
i..
>you like to read a lot?
y-yeah
>>51743185
that one yank lad
it's that one yank
with the fucking Liara or w/e
i can't do it anymore
I'll see you soon...... lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>51743283
>my frie..
would you like ketchup with dat senpai
>>51743283
I know that feel desu.
>>51743325
spaghetti sauce would be better
>>51743371
Fuck this desu shit. I want the good ol' t.bh f.am
Someone recommend me what the next movie i watch should be
>>51743451
Star Wars holiday special
so NEET here joining the army because otherwise i'll die from drinking and boredom
anyone know what to expect? it's only the reserves 2bh shouldn't be super hard
>>51743451
>download a movie
>get a letter from hedman partners demanding 600€
Such is life in Finlan today.
>>51743451
Ex Machina.
Inside Out.
>>51743475
Drinking and boredom
>>51743475
you gonna get rip in pieces son if you've been drinking and sitting on your ass till now
>>51743400
alri senpai that would be 2 euros in total
>>51743516
naahhh used to lift weights and did muay thai for years i think i can recover pretty alright
>when you in a formal situation and asked to describe the person whose name you can't remember and the only word in your head is "fat"
>>51743700
How did you forget your mum's name?
Having a good old cup of tea, chaps. What about you, chaps? What are you having, chaps?
>>51743776
because his mum has a name unlike urs which only has a serial number
>>51743451
Splice or Stardust
>>51743837
nothing lying in bed 2bh
>>51743700
"tüse"/"matsakas"
>>51743963
Why aren't you sleeping, chap?
>>51744017
tünder
Noticed that /ausnz/ never invites /balt/? I'm just saying, this relationship might not be working.
cześć
>>51744048
Because he's tearing your mother
>>51744086
ur mum always invites me to her pussy though ahahaha
>>51744086
we're just shy and lack structure x
won the election lads
>>51744180
get that excited you splooged on the screen lad? aha x
>>51744248
yeah hahaha
>>51744248
haha xoxo
>>51744306
hehehehe xx
>>51744086
i can't remember the last time i've even seen an /ausnz/, maybe they don't know about the arrangement
>>51744455
don't pay attention, he's just trying to break us up, around finn ice is thin
kranklis
Lads, I can't stop attentionwhoring on /pol/. How can I stop?
>>51744579
>kranklys
yes hello
saya 2bh
>>51744299
>religious
>socialists
smdh gommie
>>51744587
JOHN CENA!!!
>>51744635
what do you do exactly?
>>51744695
not rly
>>51744751
Subtly whore for attention.
>>51744881
Now another Estonian has caught me, he's based in Tallinn.
>>51745346
there are Estonians in Tallinn?
>>51745421
Apparently, although he could be a Russian. I started some banter with him, saying Tallinn is a shithole and such.
>>51745496
That's true though.
Why aren't you making your dreams come true /balt/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-1yiGohCTc
>>51746147
the white man is keeping me down
>>51746331
The ethnic Lithuanians need decolonization desu
>>51746147
Because then I wouldn't have any dreams.
>>51746737
That's deep, like I was in your mother last night
I enjoy making thinly veiled kek threads on /pol/
Anyone else?
>>51745932
Indeed. He's actually from Rakvere and is studying in Tallinn, now I feel sorry for him.
>>51746867
>thinly veiled
I'm liking these /balt/ posters, my brother is adopted from Latvia and I from Russia so I'm not used to this banter lifestyle you /balt/reee's are living.
>>51747279
>my brother is adopted from Latvia and I from Russia
What's the difference?
>>51746867
Baiting /pol/ is like fishing in fishing in a barrel.
>>51747347
baiting /pol/ is like trying to have sex with ur mum
>>51747347
>some girl shitposts on 4chan
>pretend to whiteknight her
>get 10000 replies
easiest way to get reps
>>51747913
nice
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/57638400
what a fucking waste of server space
reck urself ya dumb cunts
>>51748193
Go eat a baguette you frog
>>51748193
*gives package* s-sorry
>>51748138
>>>/pol/5763840
/balt/ more like /blyat/
>>51749379
/blyat/? More like /HIV/
>>51749454
>AIDStonia
>>51749379
pls be in balti
>>51749379
>Estonia
>15 large sized counties ruling over smaller units
>Latvia and Lithuania
>hundreds of tiny areas with worse looks than a CK2 map, all under direct control
Why the fuck would you do this?
>>51749622
we have a bigger population duhh
and we had pic related until....2010? but it's inefficient, really
latvia has too many tho
>>51749622 why would you need medium-sized administrative units in a small country? its horrible
>>51749489
my friend's cousin is from Balti he is dude weed lmao
What's up
How often do you guys get asked by grills if your hair is dyed? I got asked that few days ago, obviously said that never and also said to her to admire my pretty eyelashes.
>>51750513
Whenever I dye my hair, so maybe once every few months.
when did you realise memes had ruined your life?
yesterday when i was in a bar with m8s and for some reason opened 4channel/int/balt/ on my phone in the middle of a conversation
Where are the dank memes?
>>51750626
kys kys myau myau
Hello!
Fashisti, get in ehre >>51750579
>>51750579
>>51750579
>>51750626
>kys
re(tard)dalert
>>51751028
>using my gimmick
kys you animefaggot
First for giving the Baltic countries more weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF61uaH7it0
>>51750667
Yes, hello?
>>51751155
>implying
he's not the animeposter, i am
>>51741931
>visual novel
>arty language you don't usually see
What? Any examples?
I don't care about spots on my apples, leave me the birds and the bees, PLEASE! (bump)
no mums hhere all at mi place
>tfw drop caffeine some days ago
>tfw start drinking chamomile tea instead
>tfw accidentally fall asleep in random hours
>>51756472
I like Dan from Florida
the fire rises
any negros here?
>>51758714
Lie-va-tu represent :d
Is Estonia nice place to visit if I am not Finnish man buying vodka?
>>51758782
no.
>>51757605
Who should I vote for if I hate immigrants and niggers but love homosexuals and want them to be able to get married and maybe adopt?
>>51742649
>anime nonces have taken over /brit/
We're busy fighting, so we decided to employ the help of our ozzie and kiwi friends.
>>51743776
savage
just like me when i fuck ur mum
>>51744086
noticed that i never invite ur mum yet she still comes for my dick
>>51758965
>>51759065
>>51759112
Are you reading the whole thread? Are you mental?
>>51758923
no such party i'm afraid
you'd have to nominate yourself as a candidate and vote for yourself
>>51759189
yes. and?
FUCKING WIND AND SEAWATER WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET BACK IN THE SEA
>>51759271
Maybe I'll make my own party with hookers and blackjack. Right-leaning Libertarians, kind of like Reform, but better.
are delfi commentators the most hate-filled, pessimistic, obnoxious assholes in the world or is it just banter?
>>51759522
It's always banter
>>51759522
>implying they don't have every reason to be like this
>>51759522
Both at the same time.
my country as bad as lativea can i come?
>read delfi
>there are 370000 Latvians living abroad
>they've sent 516 million euro home this year
whoa
>>51759750
i came in ur mum doe hahah
>>51759750
go ahead
one more chink won't change much
>>51759847
€1400/person
not that much tbf
WUZ
LITHUANIANS
daily reminder that juodas is melns, while mėlynas is zils, while žilas is pelēks, while pelekas is peldplēve as well as briedis is alnis and elnias is briedis
>>51760962
WHITE
>tfw you're literally just chilling but then you remember something that makes you uncomfortable
>>51760775
>>51760962
>>51761001
what were you trying to do?
>>51761333
if you're translating from Lithuanian to Latvian that is
>>51761847
like what?
>>51762280
>like what?
>>51762352
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>>51761333
why do you make your language so complicated? Just accept lithuanian and we will bond forever
>>51762594
how about you accept my dick in ur ass
Opinions on this research paper?
>>51762673
>>51762594
MMMM BOYS
>>51762730
post your dubs theories instead
>>51762730
I feel like 2014 would be a better start for post-ironic era.
Ironic should be later too, 2010 maybe even 2011.
But this is just my professional opinion.
>>51762280
running out of cash money babby
reminder that you must apologize for nils muiznieks
>>51763204
it's too late to apologize
>>51763233
i bet you won't apologize for the latvian legions either, fascist scum
i also forgot you must apologize for the human rights abuses of the latvian SSR
>>51763268
Literally nothing wrong with a bit of genocide.
Latvia was built by immigrants and is based off of Multiculturalism.
>>51763618
prove it
>>51763618
Oh so that's why its shit
>>51763618
ur mum is based off of Multiculturalism
>>51763751
>germans immigrate to latvia, govern it, and civilize it from it's previously barbaric ways
>>51763823
don't remind me about it, i'm literally a quadroon
>>51763894
>bloodthirsty animalistic failed barbarian """""""nobles"""""""
>civilizing anyone
try harded
>>51764061
you're describing the people in latvia at the time
>>51764235
>barbarians start shit with muslims
>get fucked
>repeat multiple times
>once even fuck over the guys they were supposed to help, letting the muslims expand farther into europe
>meanwhile balts living peacefully, not bothering anyone
>barbarians decide that balts need to worship the jew
>invade baltic lands, killing, raping and pillaging everything they see
>completely genocide prussians
>turn on the poles, who they were supposed to help (again)
>get their shit handed to them (again)
>take the name of people they genocided
>grow through killing, pillaging and raping (again)
>start shit (again)
>get fucked (again)
>start shit (again)
>genocide (again)
>get fucked (again)
literally the worst people
>>51763894
You forgot to mention that ancient Baltic tribes(Couronians, Semigallians and Selonians) together with Latgalians culturally enriched the Finno-Ugric tribes that lived in the Latvian territory. After that Couronians, Semigallians and Selonians were assimilated with Latgalians creating the people we know today as Latvians.
They were multicultural long before Germans came.
>>51764840
were livonians nordic, could they vote online?
A new thread is required
>>51765458
Of course. And they had wifi in their forests.
But fucking Lativan barbarians destroyed it.
>>51764781
>German "people"
I seriously hope you don't believe this
>>51765504
literally already exists to be frank with you
>>51761206
>>51761206
>>51761206
Get in here faggots
>>51766093
>no /ausnz/
fuck you cunt, I bet it's that really butthurt scatvian who can't handle banter
