>look outside window today
>see this
What about you, /int/? Is all your shit flooded?
>>51734508
Its been a beautiful warm summer evening
time for a swimming lesson there Anders
>>51734508
>Is all your shit flooded?
sea level +140cm from normal, extremely windy and 10°C.
>>51734508
>not living atop a hill
>>51734584
I think I'm staying inside today m8.. In the second floor
>>51734508
is it a bit rainy right now in europe?
>>51734663
>hills
>in Denmark
Sure thing, Rasmus
Everything's coming up milhouse
>>51734663
>Flatland hill
ebin
>>51734553
add some mist and that would be spooky
>skellingtons grabbing your legs as you walk through the water
all our rain went north
>>51734745
>>51734776
We have plenty of hills, we just don't have any mountains. What's with this meme that Denmark is completely flat?
I live 40 meters above sea level. That may not be much, but I don't ever have to worry about flooding.
Last year Britain, now Norway. Are the jews trying to flush us out of our homes with weather control?
![IMG_1120[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vo1RfxC.jpg "IMG_1120[1].jpg")
>>51734736
I think It's mostly northern europe. It seems to be over now though, but the water hasn't disappeared yet.
Still a good day for a pint lad
>>51734836
>40 meters above sea level
Damn, 40 meters!
How are you even able to breathe properly that high up?
>>51734663
Do you have any hills in Denmark?
>>51734844
>not having the best water defence in the world
Smh
>tfw I don't live on the west coast
water and flum rides are a childhood fantasy
Mate the ground here would swallow that up before my feet got wet.
>>51734895
How is your country even able to function?
>>51734508
hvor er dette?
>>51734954
>getting upset because of a lack of hills
>>51734984
Kvinesdal
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/Flommer-over-pa-Sorvestlandet-8272816.html
>>51734508
>gets drown
and shits burnin here all the time
>>51734508
>Is all your shit flooded?
Not yet.. But there's always the possibility.
>>51734929
>Implying coastal defenses will save us from the Rhine
>Highest point in all of Denmark
kek
>be northern
>get flooded
do you even altitude
>>51735012
>being so sad about the state of your country that you have to troll people on the internet to try to forget it
>>51735077
Live flood map
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26189096
IT'S OVER
SCOTLAND AND NORTHERN ENGLAND ARE FINISHED
>third worlders would honestly live in cold northern europe than stay in their sunny havens
>>51735103
>Danes taking things way too seriously
That's some severe autism right there.
>>51735072
lol
I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY
ok here it is:
one there was a great big flood
now there's just a lot of mud
>>51735151
>flood actually rhymes with mud
english is fucknig stupid tbqh
>>51735139
You can't escape it. You may hide here, but sooner or later reality will catch up with you.
>>51734508
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26189096
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35019021
>Storm Demond
Scotland and the north is underwater desu. Really fucking windy here in the south though
>>51735187
you tread on my soul
>>51735151
Denmark is flat
Flatter than a hat that is flat
In Denmark there are no hills
The Dane in this thread needs to take his pills
>>51735203
Although the banter was indeed shit, you seem to be a bit uptight m8
>>51734844
>>51734903
Not a good idea. When flooding of this scale happens you get all sorts of nasty stuff in the water, raw sewage for example.
>>51734929
the only relevant part of the netherlands will stay save :^)
>>51734508
>>51734553
>>51734664
Not so smug now are you?
>>51734773
Do people actually find the Simpsons funny?
>>51734929
Save us too, will ya?
>>51735266
Good enough reason for a drink desu
>>51735266
>you get all sorts of nasty stuff in the water, raw sewage for example
Much like the average pint in Yorkshire.
>>51735266
Puts hair on your chest lad
>>51735308
>>51735413
Are you telling me you laughed at this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M67E9mpwBpM
>>51735441
Yes, I laugh at every joke they air.
Country is flooded with ragheads but other than that no floods here.
>>51735252
Denmark is flat
Danes are fat
Danes can't afford hills
Because they are all shills
They claim to be viking
But can't do proper hiking
The thing about being a dane
Is that your whole country is a plain.
>>51736066
not bad
>>51736983
Dänks :DDDD
>>51734508
rate
>>51734508
So how many floods have we had this year?
>>51737076
i hate when they do this to trees
>>51734508
only 2nd world countries get flooded
I love how Germany and Britain flooded every year
Pic related, Britbongs as we speak.
Enjoying your floods lads?
>>51737149
We always get flooded. Nothing ever seems to be done to prevent it though.
>>51737149
>average english male
>>51736066
>>51735252
>>51734508
>this thread
>mfw
>>51739022
Top notch banter tbqhwy senpai
Denmark is a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q71_4czYII
>people live in flood zones
Just build a house on a fucking hill is it really that hard you morons! I am tired of seeing my taxes wasted on cunts who can't learn that typical river likes to visit its neighbours every five years.
I thought only tropical shithole get flood.
Does it even rain over there? I imagine everything become snow.
>>51739736
You know how ice melts into liquid water when you heat it?
It might be a suprise to you, but snow isn't made from calcified corpses of tiny angels but ice.
And thus it melts when heated.
>>51734903
>>51734844
Beyond cold feet and wet clothes, doesn't look that bad.
Doesn't look like there is open sewer uphill either
>>51739736
Winter means mountains store 3-7 months of Ice and snow.
If it melts too fast, yeah, thats a lot of flood water.
sometimes it happens in Venice
>>51739071
>>51739358
>brags about mountains
>still get's flooded
ishygddt
>>51734508
Det er vel ikke hos deg det der?
>>51734508
>tfw it snowed beautifully wednesday and thursday
>tfw it's just pig disgusting sunny weather now
>live on a hill
>surrounded by a brook
>every year it floods
>used to always get a few days off school
>mfw all the poorfags in the council estate built on a flood plane have to get airlifted out
>>51740831
Nei, er fra Aftenposten
