>I'm too hungry to sleep
>no food to eat
>I'm hungry
>Fridge is empty
>Have money but too lazy to go to mart
>stay hungry
>I'm hungry
>order pizza
>I'm too lazy to get up from bed, when pizza arrives
>be hungry
>feeding tube is three feet away
>can only reach about two feet
>might as well be in china
>i'm hungry
>can't be fucked cooking
>go outside and dig up some witchetty grubs to eat instead
>>51732180
>mart
What's a mart?
>>51732493
Short for Martha Stewart, expert chef and amateur criminal
>be hungry
>enough food to cook a healthy meal in kitchen
>too lazy to cook and put pizza in oven
>>51732560
right here bro
>>51732493
I was mistaken
I mean grocery store
>>51732614
Or supermarket
>>51732493
whats walmart?
>>51732088
>I'm hungry
>Get up from bed
>Made a few fried eggs and tosts with cheese
>I'm eating right now
Lazy faggots.
>>51732651
An american supermarket. Do they have walmart in Kazakhstan?
>>51732664
Not everyone is as strongwilled as you.
>eating take-out all 7 days of the week
Fuck I miss college, 24/7 delivery is literally the best thing mankind has ever invented, prove me wrong. protip: ye fuckin' can't
>hungry
>can't be bothered to leave the house
>fry the dog
>>51733092
fookin hell m8
>be hungry
>can't leave my room till 5 pm because there are other people in the kitchen
>>51733076
>24/7 delivery
Literally where? I don't think I've ever seen a 24 hour delivery service.
>>51733188
Oh for fucks sake go in your kitchen, socialising is easy you autist.
>>51733209
City I went to college to had one but it closed eventually so I just grabbed a taxi and got myself a couple of filthy kebabs during my drunken nights
Bucharest has a couple of pizza places that operate until like 6 in the morning though, no idea why you don't have them there
Either way god bless the people that enabled me to get shitfaced drunk and not starve in the middle of the night, and god bless america for giving us this life style
>>51733335
Most places here are just evening to late night, might open at lunchtime too.
There are mobile kebab vans outside nightclubs at 5am though in some places.
>>51733407
24/7 is slowly picking up here, even getting malls that operate through the night
Also yeah, some people know how to take advantage of us drunken buffoons, stadiums, clubs, anything involving alcohol and people will have a couple food dispensers nearby
And when I say buffoons I mean it, I was so fazed out during my my first 3 weeks of college I literally forgot what city I was in
>>51733188
Nice of you to house some of those poor immigrants.
