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>>51730673
Who the fuck is that old Indian man wearing skinny jeans, a sideways hat and some dank ass shades?
The news is a lie
>>51730699
the leader of nepal
modi is the most /fa/ leader though. it used to be karzai who was most /fa/ though.
>>51730699
>>51730773
>modi is the most /fa/ leader though
here's the proof
>>51730801
Truth
/DESI/GNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
>>51730987
>>51731005
>>51731018
designated safe-space
also it gets far too little traffic to disrupt anything, you'll be shitposting in a husk of a thread.
>>51730773
>>51730801
Isn't modi Sikh?
Why did he remove his turban
>>51731058
i counted the posters ITT somebody is samefagging
>>51731086
POO
>>51731082
>Isn't modi Sikh?
no he just likes to play dress up
IN
LOO
>>51731111
Designated
Quad
Post
Are you ashamed of your countrymen pooping in the streets?
>>51731184
I'm not an Indian national so they're not really my countrymen.
But even if I was, I wouldn't feel shame as such, I mean do you feel shame when you see a child dying of hunger or of a disease? or someone getting murdered or raped? You don't feel ashamed, you feel like pity right?
I'd feel pity, because open defecation is a symptom of poverty.
>>51731184
Kind of I guess, I mean what are some people gonna do they sleep on the pavements with rice bags as sheets.
Makes me sad more than ashamed, we're all pretty apathetic at this point
>>51731309
is it getting worse or better (the poverty situation)?
>>51731435
Umm I'd say there's more awareness now, lots of government agencies and charities now trying to develop free education, access to food and drinkable water etc.
Over population and Temporary housing still a massive problem, I don't think the Poverty issues in India will ever be solved. Big cities will always have slums and rural areas will always be the darkness
>>51731575
India never thought about Malthusian trap or wealth distribution
Manmukh is a Hindoo in disguise and I absolutely detest that.
>>51731575
I mean, my hope is that we can some how imitate China's economic level of wellbeing.
We woudl still have poverty sure, but not mass-street-shitting, sleeping on the road with a rice bag tier poverty and hunting for rats to eat tier poverty you know?
>>51730773
former leader of nepal sadly...now the maoist rule.
>>51731653
>mfw either you didn't kill yourself or you are just another indian shitposter counter-shilling
>>51731683
hwo does that affect indo-nepali relations?
>>51731629
>malthusian trap
wew that is pretty astute, i didn't think of India being like that but yeah it sort of fits the bill.
>>51731695
What are you talking about? What does it have to do with Manmukh being an undercover Arya Samajist bigot out to undermine the Sikh faith?
>>51731629
Yeah it makes sense, To me India is ultra-capitalistic dog-eat-dog big chunks of the society are gonna fall by the wayside
>>51731877
Rahao???
>>51731741
like alimony affected brandon fraizer.
>http://indianexpress.com/article/explained/how-the-growing-chasm-between-india-and-nepal-is-widening-at-levels/
>http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/big-brother-attitude-of-india-unacceptable-nepal-leader/
>http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/nepal-detains-13-indian-jawans-chasing-smugglers/1/534055.html
>>51731804
>>51731911
At least India isn't at war and has nukes, be thankful for that.
>>51731911
I'd say India's problem actualyl comes from trying to not be capitalist. The whole massive state bureaucracy that was intended to lead to a more equal society (and did, India is pretty damn equal in terms of income distribution) hindered economic progress and was implemented at a time when the capabilities of Indian burueaucracy could only lead to corruption and political-patronage etc.
Now that India has turned capitalist the economy has grown, but the same bureaucratic traditions of self-interest and inefficiency under the guise of equality, means there is no active way that everyone can participate in capitalistic growth.
One solution might be less government or on the other hand far more stringent government
>>51731661
I love China's multiple major city structure, its like they've eliminated their whole rural landscape
I would love it if India could do something like this.
>>51732066
>I would love it if India could do something like this.
is this sarcasm?
I don't mean copy China like-for-like, I mean if India could reach a similar level of human well-being to China, so that we don't have droves of people suffering under the most abject human misery.
http://m.timesofindia.com/india/Clean-India-mission-has-made-a-promising-start-WaterAid/articleshow/49880047.cms
Do you think It will work
>>51732720
you can only hope.
/desi/s are usually duds not because there aren't many participants but because desis are inept at the art of banter. They can't engage in a conversation without resorting to religion/caste/gender tropes or just casually accusing others of maternal incest.
Also, because NRIs and PIOs suck. Take, for example, the OP - the wily old gujju baniya.
>>51735156
>being this tsun
you know you love me
>>51735202
I don't even know you m8 but the cabal you run here with your undercover Arya Samajist Manmakh buddy is despicable.
Who here art? I think science without art is a recipe of disaster. No society can or should be allowed to function unless it encourages art.
Do you hate the loo witch?
>>51735299
I'm just glad you're ok my verbose friend.
>>51735372
art is pretty good
>>51735570
How am I verbose? I am always concise and pretty straightforward.
Modi has been a disappointment. You mad, bro? Did you attend his Wembley circus? You must have, being a Gujju. What a corny event that was! Typical of Modi. All faf. No substance.
Respected Dr. Mannohan Singh ji best PM ever.
>>51735762
>How am I verbose?
>I am [always] concise and [pretty] straightforward.
>>51735762
No i was running around getting gulab jambu to give to my clasmates for friday when we all have class. Didn't even realise modi was in england lol
>Modi has been a dissapointment
ok
>mad
no
>>51735830
I see. I didn't know that. English is not my first language.
Are you a buttmad PIO/NRI, though?
>>51735913
you have a strong vocabulary. use it to say more with less.
>PIO/NRI
i don't even know what that is.
DESIGNATED
>>51736523
are you of indian descent.
don't die on me
anti-india keep this thread afloat ill argue with you about anything pham
>>51737922
hello
SHITTING
>>51738041
hey
>>51738271
those are big boats
>>51738304
STREETS
>>51738434
4 u
>tfw india is the only bric cunt doing ok
this could be our chance to make India 2030 reality
>>51738591
WHITE SLAVES
>>51738434
>>51738676
did it all for (you) desu
>>51738591
>tfw india is the only bric cunt doing SHIT on the streets
ftfy
>>51738754
HUE
>>51737922
>>51737922
Well take
>I'm just glad you're ok my verbose friend
this back.
>>51738681
>Ramp
>>51739078
good comic
>>51739078
*takes it back*
got a good series of posts coming up
>>51739149
Hai habibi!
*blinkblink* o.o We found out our indian maids have been stealing things from the fridge :/
Is it possible to re-sell them on craigslist(?___?) or should we just throw them in the ocean like everyone else and get new maids
>>51740281
according to shariah, you must slice their hands and it's impossible to sell a handless slave.
:/
enjoying some rasam here in the morning, lads.
>>51743789
sounds good
im eating fish an dchips tonight lol
>>51735461
Do you hate emus?
tfw
>tfw never going to leave the cycle of rebirth at this rate
ffs
>>51743789
Fuck thats stuff for clearing your sinuses
>>51748280
I hope you've been meditating and abstaining from animal products
>>51748399
Post your weight and height, desis.
>6'2"@190lbs
Why are most desis manlets?
>>51748577
>I hope you've been meditating
yep and trying to into muh scriptures
>animal products
... i'll go veg when i'm 40.
>>51748602
5'9 @ 85kg (15% bf)
>>51748628
At least you don't have to worry about abstaining from sexual intercourse
>>51748768
fapping is still not good for karma tbqh
>>51748602
5'10 @75 kilos
West Bengal is Bangladeshi clay!
Fuck India 2bh
>>51749065
Fuck you Kolkata reporting, Fuck off Chaudry, Raheem , Rahman etc
DESIGNATED
>>51749196
Can we have a civilized Desi thread and not have everything descend into stereotyping
Let me start by saying I've liked most Pakistani's that I've met in person and boy do I love me some Mutton achari
>>51749142
You cannot prevent destiny, my ethnic brother
>>51749196
>p*kistan literally banned from hosting that particular world cup because of terrorism
>p*kistan losing to india in that world cup
all of my LEL
>>51749427
sory m8 devolving it into shitposting may be the only way to keep it alive
>>51749551
>>51749142
If South Asia could properly unify under the banner of SAARC as a confedaration, i would support a secular pan-bengali state desu. It would be like 45% h*ndu 55% m*slim, so you guys would have to learn to get along or split again.
>>51749427
SHITTING
NO, THE POO SHUTTLE NEEDS MORE SHITPOSTING IN ORDER TO ESCAPE THE THIS EARTH and stop lying on the internet there are no pakis in India rajuU
>>51749551
>>51749633
This scares me, do you guys know what bengali like myself are like?
>>51749633
>>51749551
I also find bangladeshi nationalism to be quite a strange concept.
>we are a bengali state, but not including west bengal
>we are a secular state, but basically just carved out for muslims
lotta contradictions
>>51749561
>2015
>watching cricket
>>2015
>>watching cricket
>>51749796
>Pakistanis can't watch their only sport because terrorism
loving every laugh lad
>>51749781
Its bizarre to me because you literally here nothing about it in Indian West Bengal
>>51749796
Sorry about that mate, I'm sure it'll be back soon
>>51749840
nothing about bangladesh?
yeah i find the whole dynamic really strange.
>>51749747
STREETS
Kohe noor will be placed in the heart of lahore, how does this make you feel RAJPUT?
India why are your people so /fa/? your people from poorest to the elites has a sick and cool sense of dressing.
>>51749747
Hindus and commies anything else I should know?
>>51749781
Joining Pakistan was a mistake.
>>51749908
merhaba mehmet
>>51749901
that image is shirk though right?
>drawing the eyes of living creatures?
>>51749895
Yeah, there is very literally empathy or connection for East Bengal from Hindu Bengali's probably because we are elitist sons of Bitches
>>51749894
Stopped watching cricket when I turned 2
>>51749839
I prefer a well cooked beef steak instead ranju
>>51750009
Netaji's brother wanted to create a unified independent Bengal with one the Muzzie Bengalis who became prime minister of Pakistan apparently.
an actual Bangladesh
>>51750009
>Hindus and commies anything else I should know?
We are really proud, and also see ourselves as great thinkers because of people like Tagore and Ray, we're also a lazy bunch.
>>51749908
It depends what caste you are from, Canadians do it better
>>51749705
STREETS
>>51750077
Is it because the the station airing it got bombed? or did your tv just get destroyed by a drone?
>>51750172
>tfw nevet live in a unified Bengal state united under Netaji
Why live?
>>51750196
kek these days caste doesn't determine how you dress
>>51750282
That actually sounds like bantz
>>51750015
You tell me Ahmed al hakeem
>>51750430
>>51750372
Obsession
>>51750195
The pride part is shared here, though do have those people who don't like to identify as Bengali at all.
>a lazy bunch
I did say Commie didn't I?
>>51750413
Superior Perso-Arabic post there my friend.
>>51750229
>or did your tv got destroyed by a drone
Good one
>>51750502
me in the middle.
don't like the look of riht though, those lotus doe eyed bengali girls are always really dreadful in my experience
how do I align my chakras lads
>>51750478
Shopped News Articles don't even warrant a response, this is why /desi/ threads are fucking garbage. Stupid shit like this. Not even Aussies
I honestly couldn't give a shit if Pakistan has lower poverty or higher gender equality good for them.
Fucking toxic thread, not funny just hateful
>>51750669
desu the only reason i'm patronising it is because i'd rather we did indopak shitposting then just let this thread die because no one wants to post.
>>51750609
ask your GP lad
>>51750502
Commies are better than the Bengal's Congress Wing desu, Mamata Baneerjee is a crazy bitch
>>51750669
Its not the thread thats toxic m9 btw bollywood sucks
>>51750756
>desu the only reason i'm patronising it is because i'd rather we did indopak shitposting then just let this thread die because no one wants to post
I get you, Apparently the /ASEAN/ threads have this same issue
>>51750977
P*kistanis in an odd sense come to the rescue of /desi/.
Without them, the threads just die.
>>51750949
And lollywood is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better
>>51750854
Well that's one thing both East and West have in common. Still waiting for an militant secular dictator to take over Bangladesh and get our economic growth rate up by two digits.
>>51750977
speaking of ASEAN how come they manage to have daily threads whilst we can go months without a single thread.
Is it just we don't have enough posters or what?
>>51751100
How come you guys don't care about Rohingyas
>>51751039
>>51751039
Well I do mainly see them on these threads. I guess your right in a sense.
but yeah I'd just love to see a /Desi/ thread were everybody's just chilled and we can genuinely laugh at each others memeposting
>>51750609
first you must select your designated yoga street, shit on it.. I mean sit on it by folding both legs and sing the soothing tunak tunak tun melody at top of your lungs
>>51751211
ooooooh, touchy subject
>>51751211
Oh piss off m8, look at what happened to Pakistan when it accepted all those Afghan refugees. Not to mention unlike Australia we're actually full.
>>51751260
>can't play cricket
>still beats ****stan
>>51751260
>Hardworking
Many indians over here are hard working
>Loyal
Indians stayed loyal to us for 200 years
>Can play cricket
Cricket the only sport they're good at
>>51751062
movies are for plebs
>>51751427
but they're banglos where else are they meant to go?
>muslims piss about so much even ahimsa-practicing buddhist monks inflict violence on them
wew
>>51751500
>Imam says watching films and cricket are haram at madrassa today
>Rasheed comes onto 4chan
>"movies are for plebs, >"2015 >still watching cricket"
wew
>>51751147
Very few Pakistani posters, Very few Indian posters, no bangla posters.
I also think a lot India posters get overly butthurt by memes so they don't post as much. Literally the only threads were I see Indians posting are shit meme ones
>>51751518
They can stay in Burma for all I care. Burma should just adopt a religious and social system like Malaysia.
>>51751653
We used to have a few, but yeah the shitposting may have driven them out
The diasporafags also seem to have less time for desi
except for me ofc ;)
>>51751699
the whole problem started because they wanted to join BD, then they got stomped, so they went all fanatical islam, so they got stomped again and now they're all having to leave.
>>51751427
afghani refugee here, pakistanis are bro-tier they treat us like their own don't listen to these indians I;m never going back to afg^anistan that place is a warzone anyway. Also India needs to stop shitting on the streets ok bye!
>>51751717
Yeah I'm actually relatively new so I'm probably not as jaded been, I've been posting a lot as well no fellow Indians in sight
Fighting the good fight cuz
>>51751776
>the whole problem started because they wanted to join BD
Pakistan actually, and they shouldn't have done that. Plus, the absolute last thing Bangladesh needs is more fanatical Muslims.
>>51751968
>>51751717
Go to /sp/ and post in /cric/ then. No unfunny /int/ memes there.
>>51751830
>Pakistani
>Bro tier
>>51749796
I M E A N
C O M E O N
>>51752026
tell them to come here.
desi is a safe-space :)
>>51751830
t. Mullah Mohammad Rasool Akhund
>>51752230
so what are you just a secular muslim?
>>51752150
WADDUP MY INDIAN BROTHER! Bit of late night 4channing? cheeky
>>51752153
More like dead space am I right?
>>51752294
I guess you can refer to me in that kind of way.
>>51752308
>1 am
>late
>>51752376
>dead space
First two games were so good..
WHY DID THEY RUIN IT WITH THIRD ONE
>>51752376
>More like dead space am I right?
unfortunately you are.
also the more lively this thread is the bigger threat of mlecchas shitposting in it.
especially if we try to advertise it.
>>51752492
>mlecchas
doesn't that mean gunda or rakshas?
post tunes bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZOB3IWXkVw
>>51752437
Blame EA and their jewry
>>51752492
Just wait for the next big meme to happen. Though Indians can help speed up the process by pooing in the loo desu
>>51752561
means foreigners (but implies barbarians) my man
>>51752632
like how we'd use firangi? only heard the word once before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7MO3ddz7oQ
Saw the Bajirao Mastani looks kinda weird
Production values look mad though
>>51752599
>Though Indians can help speed up the process by pooing in the loo desu
You aren't seeing the main problem, most Indians get butthurt easily and can't banter.
>>51752690
senpaitachi, how much does a prostitute cost in a major city? From a slumwhore to a high end?
>tfw no modernized desi gf.
>>51752437
Yeah first two where fine, RE is better imo
>>51752677
yeah same sort of thing
its sanskrit and i dont think anyone says it in day to day speech ever.
>>51752599
There is a new one, White servants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>>51752733
this is a big problem desu.
>>51752677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMyG5uEYpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcoAe859ZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqme7OjHgkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nya17TSiprs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEk11vILmRA
>>51752784
Resident evil4 is my favourite ps2 game
But Ds1 &2>Re5&6
>tfw getting boner from watching curvy thick indian """"" actressses"""" in item songs
Feels kinda disgusting lads
>>51752884
Ni its like had it on gamecube
RE4/survivour> Ds1/2
>>51752884
>ps2 game
>ps2
Shit version desu senpai
>>51752767
Lol Slumwhore would be dirt cheap like 200 rupees
High end call girl? Jeeze you hear about calendar models and washed up actresses whoring themselves out, maybe as much as a couple hundred thousand rupees?
>>51752796
you the gujju guy? or the punjabi?
was digging through my gujju book and it's actually a bit similar to hindi. i can read it almost no problem, it's like hindi alphabet without the bar on top lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpQWqwCo3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgPAlEAnvX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qohEBtYBNFc
>>51753048
washed up actresses like whom my man?
Give some names 2bh.
>>51753044
Wii version is best
>>51752945
post link
>>51753107
guju, yeah true, but there are some completely random letters and i find hindi harder to read when they start putting consonants together, as compared to guju where its still clear.
guju is so much nicer to write than hindi
>>51753110
http://www.india-by-night.com/rates.html
Lol this site is too much
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/indian-actresses-involved-in-prostitution/1/380858.html
>>51752989
Yeah 4 was so legendary, and also I didn't like final fantasy games but I liked ff12 a lot
>>51753107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4wD7dP4Dy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5HNlNHxXLg
>>51753267
the conjunct characters? yeah fuck those. that's why i find it easier to read urdu
>>51752884
I love Ds1 and 2 but #3 wasn't good. Haven't played RE
>>51752945
Please don't say Sonakshi Sinha
>>51753387
RE 4 was really good, a must play if you like DS. Also, they're making RE2 remake, I hope it's good
>>51753309
these must be all the "aunties" in those desi blue films online
>>51753391
ever crank one out to oldschool songs they'd show on MTV or other music channels?
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_wIPWCgQqQ
>>51753387
Also
Decided to replay ds2 on zealot difficulty, currently completed70%
>>51753485
It probably won't be, the people who made the RE1 remake were the original RE team and they've long parted ways since then.
>>51753346
>*rdu script
never learnt to read it, does it work well for Indian languages?
>tfw guju script literally exists so that guju baniyas could quickly pass notes to each other without the customer understanding so as to rip them off
pretty proud of that
>>51753507
Fuck those videos they're so gross
Haha damn straight, jerked off Katrina Kaif boom more than once too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbRdwBkiaIw
>>51753507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_i11fPlnMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnwdFmNBikU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEI7_QwKiHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbCiv0WgEaQ
>>51753618
not really. tons of guess work involved with reading as they don't mark vowels in urdu. still easier than memorizing all those fucking conjuncts though fuck that
reminds me of gurmukhi without the line on top. lot of guys write it like that.
>>51753692
so glad i didnt grow up in india desu.
>>51753692
>friend is all excited he found desi porn
>links me
>it's a brazillian wearing a belly dancing outfit
you know what i'm talkin about looool
think of how many kids first fapped to these songs back in those days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70FQ8THBk74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZTzo32Dn4
>>51753560
i remember the Sniper and the javelin being the best weapons in ds2, for ds1 it was the plasma cutter.
>>51753841
Oi mate, That video is hot as shit
I'll have you know I've jerked off to hollyoaks and Coronation street compilation videos too but Katrina will always be my main girl for PG porn
>>51754030
idk i just imagine you being like 16 and still fapping to movie stars in bras becaUse porn is not available.
>>51753861
>>it's a brazillian wearing a belly dancing outfit
hehe
>>51754017
Never forget the saw
>>51753861
The day that we have proper Indian porn with actual production is a day I'm excited for.
Also been looking for a male Indian pornstar to rival kenji styles for ages.
>>51753107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thlsHjxAU9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGcEf8nqPEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu8vGr6v4Ts
>>51754127
never had to crank one out with girly magazines or a sports catalog? same concept. and K.Kaif is actually hot as mess
i used to jerk off all the time to those bellydancing course videos on cable tv when i was a kid
>>51754127
Nothing wrong IMHO with fapping to hot girl with clothes, used to fap WWE divas on wwe.com all day everyday.
>>51754245
same. tired of these whack mallu auntie vids.
>introducing rahul saxena the hung hero
>our pornos would have song and dance sequences
>>51754278
>>51754368
I mean I did but when i was like 11.
Does anybody enjoy playing the Kasparov computer chess game on international flights and get really excited when you beat the intermediate level AI but too scared to play multiplayer just in case you mindfuck and destroy a Paki and he decides to bring down the plane????
>>51754442
hey sometimes a bwood dance vid is just the ticket.
>>51753692
That was hot. Any more videos like those?
>>51754373
>Hardik gupta man of action
Bollywood porn parody would be sick with priya rai, sunny leone and Indian looking girls like Mia Khalifa and Ava davlush
>>51754373
>tfw all desi porn on xhamster is badly shot or full of pig disgusting fatties and uglies.
Why is this allowed? Why can't Indian grills learn to not be hambeasts or hungry skelton?
>>51754245
I thought Modi banned porn?
>>51754609
>priya rai
>>51754684
>not liking Indian milfs
They are a rare breed
>>51754678
It made a comeback
>>51754737
If they look anything like priya rai, they better stay rare
>>51754575
I Got you G, see you in 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuGM2Xtz6T8
>>51754575
there was some song with rimi sen dancing around with a water hose that was aite
>>51754609
i can't imagine what those newcomers in bwood have to do to get casted. especially the guys trying to get in on a K. Johar film loool
>>51754640
it's a bit better than it was 5-10 years ago. those days were literally all fat dark madarasi aunties. every once in awhile you find some random decent desi vid, but the quality is whack
>>51754845
I'm guessing you like more natural girls?
>>51754854
there was a video of her with aria giovanni that rocked my youth.
>saw she did some porn with a kalu
dropped
kept thinking of her parents disappointed faces when they found out she was with a kala, ruined it
>>51754857
>rimi sen dancing around with a water hose that was aite
Her sister is such a babe, bengali pride
Post some hot desi (semi) porn videos FUCKING NOW YOU DESIGNATED FAGGOTS.
>>51753507
Haha I remember that one. This one is my fav btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8wuyQkhlqA
>>51754857
I like that amateur video with some faggot and a hot chick in red saree. She is top tier.
>>51754935
I definitely not like priya rai
>>51755040
good comic i laughed
>>51754955
She is soooo hot
Fucking hate porn with kala's in it
Hand on my heart never seen a blacked video
Am I the only one here who is on a nofap?
>>51755009
kaif is probably my current favorite tho. what happened to sen?
>>51755051
pretty good. punjabi vids are pretty great for this kinda thing
>>51755075
Just out of curiosity do you have a favourite pornstar
>>51755186
i dont fap to pleb porn and music videos and shit from tv/movies desu
>>51755190
Stopped watching porn longtime ago, got bored of it desu. Shyla Jennings solo were my favourite
>>51755051
i whacked it to a couple of coke studio vids
>>51755069
gonna need a link m8
>>51755108
same. my current jam is ME braods.
>>51755268
missin out
>>51755284
You don't get bored of porn my friend, you just escalate into weirder shit.
What so do you like nofap?
>>51755187
Riya sen had a video of her getting it on with her boyfriend circulate (usual mms bs) pretty much ended her career
I think rimi still does stuff here and there
>>51755363
Your first paragraph answers the question and besides, I see it as a huge waste of time
>>51755186
Are you seeing any benefits is this thread not like a trigger?
>doing no fap if you don't have regular sex
i hope no one here is even contemplating something so pointless.
>>51755306
coke studio is cancer take this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTVkehsK_pI
>>51755306
Say no more pham, i gotchu
http://sexvideos88.com/video/xvideoscom-f559490413636b739962.if9u6z9.html
>>51755577
Nope, I can control myself pretty well right now.
>>51755051
used these before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Ek272s9ro
used to love that manisha korailia too
this works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqA7AXunqZI
>>51755613
Tried it not a pleasant, sexual frustration and blue ball is fucking real and is the worst
>>51755701
>guy starts out butt ass naked
>girl clothed
mehmet my son....
>>51755844
But the chick is really fucking hot. Not sure if NRI or native.
>>51755750
Do you know who's fucking hot? Evelyn Sharma
That German/Punjabi mix
>>51755940
you fap to a naked guy and a fully clothed girl in a sari
>>51755974
yep. i was tryin to get with a half punjabi half french girl awhile back. we make beautiful mixed kids
>unironically liking desi girls
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G3geH8sTKos
Don't know why this song makes me cum every time
>>51756073
Pale Anglo Indians are great looking as well
>>51755701
""""Sex""""
>>51756109
If you're brown you should be ashamed of yourself (uness you're mauritian, Mauritian girls are just not even remotely hot)
>>51756153
yeah they are.
i had a qt nepali chick shave my beard once a week in bangalore, first decent lookin nepali girl i've seen
>where are you from sir?
>afghanistan?
>>51755974
High quality giggidy
>>51756290
>tfw you are a 6ft paleskin kashmiri
Get rekt bitches
>>51756343
We need more of these type of girls
>>51756290
loooooooooool Nepali girls are like Chinese girls just not as hot as other orientals
Got a massage from one in Dubai, wasn't hot but she gave a mean handjob
>>51756397
Mixed? definately
>>51756278
I mean some are cuties but i can't see myself with one. they're so annoying
i could only see myself with white or yellow girls desu.
>>51756449
seen a couple of good lookin chinese, but mostly butterface.
didn't see any good lookin madarasi broads while there. some ok girls from delhi, but that's about it
>>51756607
what is it with desis and yellow fever. my cousin is like that
>>51756607
Funny thing that you say it
I was at work today and for the first time I meant a white/Asian(Chinese)girl
She was really qt
>>51756607
Mate British Indian girls are the worst, I went to uni in the UK, made out with a couple in the local oceana but they were all just really load and kid of hood.
>>51756742
Screw you, chad
Damn I didn't know that there were alot of Indian Anglo in our country
>>51756779
Lol I'm definitely not a chad
>>51756684
>what is it with desis and yellow fever.
dunno pham all i know is i want to create some indonesian looking babbies with a chinese girl
>>51756716
yeah, though a good deal of oriental girls arent very attractive.
>>51756742
I agree. but then i also find modern middle class indians horrendous
you know the types i mean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omiSppfmGVM
>>51756779
>believing some street shitter got pussy he didn't pay for
>>51756742
>British Indian girls are the worst
Many if them live in Wolverhampton
They're hot but they literally want the ideal bf
>>51756937
>wolverhampton s*kh girls
>>51756894
>modern middle class indians horrendous
OMG YAAR LET ME CLICK A SELFIE WITH YOU
Cancer. This thread is cancer. Don't discuss porn here.
Also, what is desu? Haven't been here in a long time.
>>51756716
Damn fine Combination
>>51756999
Nice trips
But I seen some good lookin girls
>>51757012
Why do indian in India always say Yaar
>>51757057
Lets not act like Indians aren't massive porn consumers, thats why Auntie videos are always on the front page of tube sites
I never see pakis on /int/ unless it's an India thread. Half the time they show up before the Indians.
>>51757057
>Don't discuss porn
But it's part of the Indian culture
>>51757012
yeah i have one of these types in my masters program. I mean some of them can be ok, if they're i guess relaxed, but if they're extrovert and outspoken, i gotta throw them in the trash.
>>51757122
means m8
>>51757122
>But I seen some good lookin girls
Why do they all have the same hair?
>>51757244
Because it's stylish I guess
That's what I think when I ask my indian friends why they got the same hairstyle
Gn guys, I am off to sleep
Also, Shyla Jennings best pornstar ever
>>51757322
are you indian?
you're a punjabi brit right?
>>51757322
Whenever I used to go into the barbers they'd ask if I wanted a V at the back.
Didn't like the idea of it
who /BBC/ here?
>tfw I am pretty lightskinned but I have BIG BLACK COCK. Not ever from south India or anything.
feels ok I guess.
>>51757348
good luck on independence, sweet dreams lol
>>51757168
This isn't a porn website. Go post stupid shit in the comment section of porn sites.
>>51757209
No, gujju, it's not. Artwork by some progressives of those days does not in any way reflect the cultural or social norms that were prevalent during that period.
>>51757348
Do yourself a favour, touch yourself
>>51757403
Mights not bbc at all, pretty pink in the middle and light brown apart from that
>>51757365
I'm Anglo indian I live at wolverhampton we have a sikh and hindu population so many of my friends are indian
>>51757392
Yh V cuts are what indians usually choose here
>>51757455
kek you're killing me, I'm in tears
How does this make you feel /desi/
>>51757576
>Yh V cuts are what indians usually choose here
I think it can look good but my heads to wide for it I think, I don't like the of indiscriminately getting a hairstlye just because everybody else has it
>>51757725
JUST
>>51757725
He's butters, she's butters overall butters couple
>>51757455
>gujju
he's not me
>>51757576
what do you mean anglo indian? like english people who lived in india? or like half indian half english or like indian people who have anglo ancestors?
>>51757761
I don't do V cuts because everyone else does it.
Then the next day some retard comes up to you and says you copied my hairstyle, when everyone else has the same
>>51757907
>says you copied my hairstyle
how old are you pham
>>51757871
Basically you have British and Indian ancestry and genes
Which makes you half indian half anglo
Its almost 3am in India guys so I'm off. Brilliant thread all around great stuff Diaspora.
When I was asking for a chilled thread with a normal discussion this is what I was hoping for.
>>51757936
>You copied me hairstyle luv
Corrected
Also 20
>>51757994
Oh so you're an indian with anglo ancestry.
>half indian half anglo
and yet most anglo-indians are fully brown lel
>>51758092
My skin colour is lighter
I mainly got my mom genes and she's white
>>51758251
so you're dad is an indian man
and your mum is a white lady?
does your dad have an english surname? or an indian one?
>>51758383
We have a indian surname
But my father was born in the UK so my grandparents gave him a British name
>>51758594
Just to clarify
>surname indian
>forename British
>>51758594
anglo-indians are defined as indians who have a paternal anglo ancestor desu.
>But my father was born in the UK so my grandparents gave him a British name
top kek
'the name's jamunadas but you can call me jim' lmao
>>51758682
Actually many British Indian are starting to give their child's British names
I known loads of British Indian with British names
>>51758984
>"british' """""names"""""
What? Shit like Nigel, Chadwick, Dunesberry and Horace?
LMAO
MAO
AO
O
>>51758984
Sikhs at my school did this because to avoid people having difficulty to with pronouncing their names.
I also know an Indian couple who've given their kids english names.
seems weird to me. also i think you shouldn't call yourself anglo-indian, because its confusing. Anglo-Indians refers to white people who lived in India, but also like a community of Indians with anglo-ancestry with their own customs and shit.
You're more like "Mixed White British & Indian".
Sorry but an autismal impulse commands that I make these distinctions.
>>51759061
More simpler ones then that
Something like Sarah, Jake
If that sounds British to you
>>51759181
why do you type like that
'More simpler ones then that'
didn't do too good at English GCSE did you lad?
>>51759152
I always tell people that British Indian anyway
So they don't get confused
I said it before a long time ago and they didn't know what I was onna bout
>>51759289
just say half british half indian.
anglo-indian is a whole other kettle of fish.
>>51759278
I typing this on my phone as fast as I can
So om making mistakes
I got a C in English
>>51759181
No they're not British names. They are generic "hwite" names.
Don't say that you have a British name m8.
>>51759444
>>51759061
stop being stupid.
>>51759444
My forename Johnson
Anyways lads I'm leaving after this comment see ya fags
boy that kid sure is dull
>>51759474
epic.
were u frm pham? what part of gujju?
>>51759545
>Johnson
Holy shit, could your parent BE anymore creatively bankrupt?
>>51759636
i thnik around Surendranagar or something.
>>51759636
>>51759677
i mean phamily wise.
