>Be Finnish
>Defeat a superpower using skis and by setting alcohol on fire
>be American
>be relevant superpower
>>51716077
>be Israeli
>control relevant superpower
>>51716053
>positive banter
if there was any ever evidence that americans cannot comprehend the concept of banter (which there is plenty of) it's fucking this.
stupid fat fucking seppo cunt glass yourself.
>be brit
>be progressive nation
fun
>>51716125
>be Australian
>live in country with a quality of life matched by almost nowhere else on earth and the most unique wildlife anywhere
>>51716219
>be canadian
>finally smoke drugs legally
>>51716125
>be australian
>turn a penal colony full of convicts to one of the most successful countries on earth
>>51719432
>be german
>bounce back from having your country devastated by foreign powers twice in a century
>>51719651
>be australian
>thrive on one of the most hostile environments on earth
>>51719772
>be german
>have one of the best university for engineering and technology.
>3rd president of indonesia was graduated from rwth aachen.
>>51720244
>be Indonesian
>have your forests burned to the ground just to give us Nutella
>>51720379
>be brasilian
>get to host the world cup and the olympics
>be german
>be the only European* awake at the dead of night
*except me
>>51720485
>be american
>get free
>>51720501
>be bulgarian
>cant handle the banter and leave the comfy thread
>>51720501
>be Bulgarian
>be European
>>51720501
>be Bulgarian
>be from a country know to have exported the president of one of the most powerful countries on Earth™
>>51720586
>be north american
>give us hockey
>>51720501
>be voulgarian
>sell nukes on the black market
>>51720561
>be german
>be german
>>51720697
>be brazilian
>arest Bulgarian drug smuggler sport stars
A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a skinny American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive cock walk into a bar, and a Jew says "First round's on me."
>>51720718
>be german
>be wise and intelligent enough to lead europe, a continent of white men, 3rd time in less than 100 years
> be german
>stay true to your age old tradition of fucking over your neighbours every opportunity you get
>>51720697
>be Brazillian
>home of women with the best asses in the world
>be me
>have no gf
>>51720790
>>be german
>>be german
keked
>>51716077
>be israeli
>make everyone believe the holocaust exist
>>51720521
> Be Brazilian
> Make it to the semi-final of your own world cup, and score a goal
>>51720803
The englishman should be 'pretty' rather than a dig bick
>>51720902
>be bulgar
>defetat the turks cockroaches
>>51720866
>be dutch
>make based licorice/drop
>>51721009
>ne argentinian
>be white
>>51721011
>be swede
>have the most brave legislation on immigration in the world
>>51721011
>Swedish
>Contribute more than your due to humanity many times over.
>>51721070
>Be German
>Have some of the best tanks and firearm companies
>>51721106
>717 Siege of Constantinople
>>51718202
>be Indian
>......
>>51721157
>be american
>spread liberty all over the world
>>51720876
> be australian
> consistently bring the best bants and lighten everyone's days
>>51721180
> Be Indian
> Not be Pakistani
>>51721213
>be australian
>praise black dick as gods
>>51721213
>be Australian
>extremely proficient at banter
>>51721256
>Be argintinian
>caused more damage to the British fleet during the Falkland wars than expected
>>51721262
>be indian
>have one of the oldest and interesting civilizations in the world
>>51721262
> be Indian
> create like 90% of the world's software
>>51721262
>be Indian
>run the world's most valuable companies
>be dutch
>be tall enough not to drown
>>51721457
>Be Canadian, be side kick to New Rome
>be canadian
>never have to spend a dime on our military
>>51721516
>be American
>go to a gun store to legally buy a gun and shoot the hell out of any burglar in your house
>>51721819
>be polish
>survive after so many invasions
>>51721909
>be italian
>make your enemy your friend in almost every war
>>51721512
>be Australian
>be the only non-shithole country
>>51721976
>be australian
>master shitposter on every forum
>>51722015
>be swedish
>develop and publish good video games consistently
>>51721972
>be german
>create the best panzer forever
>>51722071
fuck off proxy-johann
>>51722138
>be japan
>win wars vs countries xx times bigger than yours
>>51722158
buy stellaris goy
>>51722193
>be polish
>beat russia with her
