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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>51695481


Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link
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First for ドイツ
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second for 日本
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A reminder that the "F" in "The F." stands for faggot.

Yes, The F. is an absolute faggot.
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third for korea
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>tfw no boyfriend to watch anime with me
>he will never show me anime that I pretend to like because his hands in my pants and im studying
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>>51713163
I thought it stood for "The Female"
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>>51713027
おちゅでちゅ
8th for Pantsuya
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anime
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I love you all :3
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Hashirama taught us nuclear proliferation bring peace
柱間は核拡散が平和をもたらすと教えてくれた
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>>51713208
Either way, he, or she, definitely sucks a lot of dick.
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hahaha get fucked normies
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>>51713270
I love you too, my longest ally.
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>>51713316
???
??
?
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>>51713276
The same shaky-legged peace this thread has. Ready to collapse at any moment and for not good reason
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>>51713355
it makes me happy that a woman got stood up
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>>51713270
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>>51713178
Stop dick. You said you had a boyfriend you met on cl the other day
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The turning point
Of a career
In Korea, being insincere

Martin Gore is a genius and a true korea lover like me
Why was british music so much better than american and german?
I don't know but monkeys make good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stOepiohN50
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>>51713316
ふっっっ
やっぱり行けた
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>>51713344
Your longest ally is France, isn't it?
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>>51712112
long time no see!
What is your favorite manga?
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>>51713276
I think it is not Hashirama but Yasutaka
IS will obtain nucleus soon.
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>>51713470
I wanted to scream "hell no," but when you think about it England rightfully belongs to the French monarchy
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>>51713470
The Anglo-Portuguese Alliance (or Aliança Luso-Britânica), ratified at the Treaty of Windsor in 1386, between England (succeeded by the United Kingdom) and Portugal is the oldest alliance in the world that is still in force — with the earliest treaty dating back to the Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
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>>51713440
Ayano is the Best
Sakurako is the 2nd
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>>51713470
>Your longest ally is France, isn't it?
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>>51713316
what animabingbong is thsi
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>>51713027


Fuck Square-Enix
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>>51713891
境界の彼方
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>>51713670
>>51713757
Well, shall you not go to kill IS?
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>>51713316
It's only anime.
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>>51713027
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>>51713997
こんにちもついたちがんばるぞい?
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>>51713997
生きていたか童貞
スクエア・エニックスは確かに糞だ
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>>51714006



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>>51713703

You have high-quality tastes, anon.
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>>51714084
いまびもついたちがんばるぞい?

>>51714116
俺は多分お前が思ってるフィンランド人じゃないよ
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>>51714002
>piss off people who dislike "streaming"
>piss off Japanese who dislike piracy
https://kissanime.to/Anime/Kyoukai-no-Kanata/Episode-001?id=53383

Let's watching!
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>>51713703
OTP
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>>51714116
それ、一般人アニメなんだろ?
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>>51714407
>streaming
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Do Japanese companies give a shit what you major in? Can I continue with my gay-ass liberal arts degree or do I need to switch over to business?
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アニメ「ノラガミ」、イスラム教音声の不適切使用を謝罪
これ何話のこと?
>>51714280
>>51714478
櫻子vsBrat
>>51714596
?
普通の深夜アニメ。
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let's discuss when 無し is used

is it mainly after a noun?

>>51714737
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>>51714911
なにそれ
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>>51714911
denm you're
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>>51714947
>普通の深夜アニメ。
>深夜アニメ
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>>51715015
ガンタンク
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>>51714945
No
You can continue your LA studies
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>Angolanigger so buttblasted that he got the new /luso/ thread deleted
Remember, Japan. Never allow your politicians to give rights to niggers ;)
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>>51715130
女はだれですか?
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>>51714945
You just need to know somebody.

That's it.
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>>51715205
さくらゆらで検索
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>Nips
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>>51715473
不愉快です
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>>51713703
Is the new studio putting out a good season desu ka?
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>>51715473
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good night my friends
my girlfriend is tired so we will go to bed now
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>>51715719
Permanently?
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>>51715555

The beginning episodes were great, but I feel like it's dipped a little bit since there.
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>>51715719
おやすみ~
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>>51715719
night
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>>51715790
don't worry. I'll be back tomorrow
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>>51716188
I thought you were asleep?
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I have to wake up early tomorrow to vote
good night
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>>51716188
See you tomorrow, you little rascal.
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>>51716257
Good night
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>>51716257
おやすみ
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>>51716257
>>51716188

Oyasuminasai
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>>51716257
>voting
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>>51716257
???
good night
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>>51716257
Can't wait to hear the results, The FN
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>>51716257
おやすみなさい
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>>51716665
うっとうしい
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>>51716454
>being a faggot who doesn't vote
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今度はポーランドスレが荒らされてる
日曜の朝から何やってんだか
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>>51716454
>not voting
Typica Maki-posting trap
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>>51716952
Look at his flag, in his case it truly doesnt matter
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How long did you guys jog today?

Me, 7 seconds to the refrigerator

;^)
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>>51717084
>ポーランドスレ
あのスレは普通のレスが荒らしっぽい…
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>>51717247
その中で日本国旗見るの嫌だなー
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why is hashimoto kanna the cutest human being?
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>>51717517
How do you know she's the cutest when they all look the same?
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>>51717517
She isn't human
She is succubus
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>>51717517
Japanese genetics.
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>>51717200
I go jogging for an hour every morning and then make breakfast for my wife (not waifu)
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>>51717779

She is very lucky to have you, nozomilover-kun.
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Would you want to be his friend?
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>>51713520
I have no idea, probably fullmetal alchemist. I don't watch/read a lot of anime/manga
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>>51717779
Must be nice...
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i enjoy dicks
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Do you like playing chess?
If so, you could enjoy playing 将棋
Today is the day of the final match of 叡王戦
You can watch it on niconico.
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv242405802
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>>51718646
Nico nico calrose rice
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>>51718756
ニニ
ココ 米
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>>51718646

Just out of interest, why are a couple of things on the website in English (like "This broadcast can be viewed on mobile devices!")? Also, if you click on their faces below, everything is in Japanese apart from their names.
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>>51718810
おいしだす (p•///•)p
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>>51718972
You are probably on the english version of the site
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How long have you been studying gook? Gooks need not apply.
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>>51719005
*です*
d(o_0)b
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>>51719024

I don't think so, everything's all in Japanese.
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Where can I read native buddhist texts?
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I hope none of you liked the combat in the trailer for the ffvii remake
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>>51719024
>>51719135
There is actually the English version. But that is not perfect I guess because the administers are shit.
btw, you can enjoy 将棋 even if you don't know Japanese language such as we can enjoy chess without any knowledge of English
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>>51719230
Maybe /his/ knows
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>>51719230
Tibet Mountains
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>>51719076
the suffix "だす" is often used as an expression of a dialect, so I didn't feel a sense of discomfort 2bh
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Look what I fucking found!
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>>51719455
Is that a JLPT meme
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>>51719286
I'm interested only in Tifa's costume and tits
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>>51719455
I've seen something similiar posted from a previous JLPT test
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Is this legit?
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Answer me, faggots.
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>>51719425
Oh okay thank you. What about ですあ?
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>>51719530
Yes, it is the same message, since I am on the phone I can't post the one with the scribbles
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>>51719455
頑張れー
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>>51719609
I meant でさ
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>>51719581
TATEMAE
A
T
E
M
A
E
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>>51719455
If this was displayed not only in the Japanese toilet but also in the foreign toilet in the examination buildings, I would have good taste about this.
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>>51719668
I know tatemae fucking sucks. Literally every person I ask to voice chat with says their busy, and then afterwards says they're not doing anything.
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>>51719581
Dake-shyo? Wakarimasen
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>>51719714
dame = can't
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>>51719697
I'm sorry. Do you rikeru her?
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>>51719714
ダメっしょ
Dame ssho
Dame desho
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>>51719697
im busy
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>>51719733
>>51719770
Oh thanks. I'll used that in the future.
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fucking shit I fucked up my sleeping schedule again
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>>51719641
That depends on the contexts.
We often use ”それでさー” ,which just means "then"
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>>51719798
just force yourself to get up early, anything more than 4h is good enough
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>tfw you catch up with all your seasonal anime

Feels great desu
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>>51719826
>tfw you don't like anime at all and theres nothing to read
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>>51719817
>just force yourself to get up early
the problem starts here

>>51719826
but there wasn't that much to watch this season t b h
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>>51719517
Acceptable
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>>51719770
Not really. But I want to practice speaking Japanese. I feel like it's only girls who don't want to voice chat, but I don't want to add guys.

>>51719770
Oh thanks, I didn't know what that ending was.
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>>51719826
>tfw you're too lazy to start the thing you've been meaning to watch, but once you do start, you can't stop and end up watching all 13 episodes at once
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>>51719798
All you have to do is not to sleep until the night will come
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>>51719922
nah I actually need to be alert tomorrow tomodachi
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>>51719862
There's a few things which is good enough.

>>51719858
Read Ultra Heaven. Nobody talks about it but it's god-tier. Shit's crazy.
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>>51719826
>watching anime as it airs
I just watch the 30 something shows in the following 2 months after they end
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>>51719858
Read some famous literature like lord of the flies or animal farm
>>51719826
Princess Tutu for Christmas time
>>51719805
Ooo that's facinating! Thanks
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>>51719862
schedule something important for the morning
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>>51719976
Yuru Yuri
One Punch dude guy l a d man

what else?

>>51719996
I have shit at ~13 I guess
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>>51719922
ダメっしょ
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>>51719982

How do you avoid spoilers though?
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>>51719982
how can you watch all those crappy first few episodes, I get so tired getting into a series only to have it end after 13 episodes
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>>51720023
Gochi
owarimono
Yuru Yuri
Ushio from last season

Said like that it's a weak season. Oh well, that is why backlogs exist.
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>>51720023
tell someone to mess with the time of your alarm clock (or not) so that you don't know how late it is when it rings. just tell the person that it shouldn't ring later than the time you absolutely have to get up
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>>51720076
By not reading /a/ or actively searching for spoilers. I don't even know exactly what anime will be ending in a couple weeks

>>51720077
I don't know, I just like different stories. If there's anything I really like I can always go read the original material
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Now I'm listening to tiny dancer
I tried to sleep but I have to think about life
and I still don't know how whale milk tastes and if you can make cheese with it
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>>51720076
Blurring your eyes
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>>51720105
Yeah Ushio is good but I count that as summer t b h

>>51720194
Even if I set my own alarm early I'll just snooze or turn it off uesz alter
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>>51720210
Ingest some marijuana
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>tfw no bf
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>>51720263
>Even if I set my own alarm early I'll just snooze or turn it off uesz alter
DON'T ACCEPT THIS AS A FACT
FIGHT IT!

ps I am projecting
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>>51720450
gyopo?
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>>51720450
Would have been better if you didn't already tell everyone you were a guy desu.
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>>51719826
I need to catch up to a lot in my backlog as well.
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>>51720559
disagreed
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>>51720600
A backlog is close to infinite.
You'll die before even coming close to finishing it.
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>>51715555
>>51715825
The new studio is not bad. I , Pantsuya, wrote so it often in /a/. Don't you know it?
Akari was not bullied yet, and I find Sakurako is kawii, in S3.
However, I am glad merely that Yuruyri came back, no matter which studio is better or not.
>>51717517
She said she was bullied at school. The other girls are jealous.
>>51717779
おっ在英か?
>>51720105
>>51719826
>>51719862
>>51719976
>>51720023
>>51720105
Pantsuya records all late-night animes
やっぱり、今季は、「ゆるゆり」が最高だな。
ノラガミ NORAGANIは、イスラムから変な抗議がきたが、丁寧な作り込み。

まあ、おバカアニメの
俺がお嬢様学校に「庶民サンプル」として拉致られた件 Shomin Sample
と、おっぱいアニメの
VALKYRIE DRIVE -MERMAID

いずれも、OPとEDが、アホらしくてよい。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl1tYt7MRiQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N1-3sheFYE
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>>51720678
I'd rather die trying.
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>>51720695
Thank you for the review, PantsuYa. I'll have to check it out!
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>>51720678
>tfw watched over 10k hours of anime
>still have more anime in my backlog
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top kek, the sound mari makes when she falls is like one of those rubber ducks
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>>51720695
What are all the censored anime this season so I can avoid watching them?
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>>51720823

I even replayed that bit back again, because I wasn't sure if my ears were playing tricks on me.

Is it normal for Japanese people to honk when they fall over?
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>>51720887

>*sound of rugged leather*
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>>51720887
I think so!
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I tried to write the quiz to train writing something in English.
Please correct the wrongs if you find and answer the question.

When I was running the street by bicycle, the boy running in front of me stumbled over a stone and the baggage of his basket scattered over the street in the order of a donuts, potato and dildo.

Answer which did I trample at the first.
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>>51720887
A real honking being.
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>inb4 penis or cunt
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皆こんにちは
ここ明日は日本語能力試験で緊張してる
それもノルミーと作用するべきだな
私はN4
明日ほかの国でも起こるのか?
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>>51721119
Dragon dildos.

Learn all the memes with 4chan.org
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>>51721188
See >>51719455
日本は今日ですよ
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>>51721119
>When I was running the street by bicycle, the boy running in front of me stumbled over a stone and the baggage of his basket scattered over the street in the order of a donuts, potato and dildo.

Nante kawaii
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>>51721258
>>>/fr/
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>>51721224
>>51721258
The answer is "the brake" :D
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>>51721119
I-is this a riddle?

Logically, I guess it must be the doughnuts.
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>>51721307
>he thinks there's an /fr/ at this hour

Sérieusement le pote, les francais sont tranquillement en train de dormir dans leurs lits.
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>>51721119
>When I was running the street by bicycle, the boy running in front of me stumbled over a stone and the baggage of his basket scattered over the street in the order of a donuts, potato and dildo.
When I was riding down the street on my bicycle, a boy in front of me tripped on a stone and all the things in his basket scattered in the street in this order: a doughnut, a potato, and a dildo.
>Answer which did I trample at the first.
What did I hit first?
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>>51721188
このスレに居る日本に住んでるスウェーデン人も、今日その試験を受けると言って出かけていったよ
今は休憩時間かな?頑張ってね
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>>51721335
And on this note ladies and gentleman...
Made me chuckle/10
Have a kino.

>>51721396
Je voulais juste te dire bonjour.
Après tout je suis l'autre british qui squatte tout les threads d'fr.
Néanmoins il se fait tard, bonne nuit !
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>>51721344
look>>51721335
:DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>51720450
What's your excuse? Are you ugly?
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>>51721449

Bonne nuit et fais de beaux reves, l'ami compatriote. J'espere que vas faire de beaux reves. Sois un peu gentil demain.
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>>51721119
THE STONE DESHOU
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じゃ、デンマークに日本語能力試験を受けに行ってきます!
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>>51721399
Thank you!
>What did I hit first?
I wanted to say "trample" because the brake (the quiz's answer) was not something to hit...
Do you know the more valid words?
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>>51721335

Clever, my boy, very clever.
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>>51721586

頑張って!
メキシコにはあと11時くらいに起こります
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>>51721558
合格を祈っている
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>>51721586
You can hit the brakes, but you can't trample the brakes.
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>>51721586
We actually say "hit the brake(s)" in that way though.
So if you say what did I hit first? The brakes. Then it works very well as a joke/ riddle
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>>51721586
It's "hit the brakes" in English.
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>>51721686
>>51721722
>>51721723
Oh really? I really glad to be corrected my sentence. I will use the phrase from now on.
Thank you, lads!
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am i nigel yet
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It is 4:21pm
おはよう
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>>51721558
がんばってね
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昔、鼻の脂は料理に使われたらしい
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>>51721842

We're all Nigel.
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わたしのことがすきでしょ?!
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>>51721842
>am I niger yet
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>>51721119
Did the stone move when the boy stumbled over it? If not, the stone. If it did, then the boy

Also why did the boy have a dildo with him?
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>>51721879
おはよう、俺もさっき起きた。it's 12:31pm
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>>51722203
it's 0:31pm*
間違えた
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>>51722243
こっちのほうが間違えじゃない?0:31pm というのはないよ
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>>51722203
It is 7:35 pm here!
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愛してるばんざーい!
ここでよかった 私たちの今がここにある
愛してるばんざーい!
始まったばかり 明日もよろしくね まだゴールじゃない

笑ってよ 悲しいなら吹きとばそうよ
笑えたら変わる景色 晴れ間がのぞく
不安でもしあわせへと繋がる道が
見えてきたよな青空

時々雨が降るけど水がなくちゃたいへん
乾いちゃだめだよ みんなの夢の木よ育て

さあ!
大好きだばんざーい!
まけないゆうき 私たちは今を楽しもう
大好きだばんざーい!
頑張れるから 昨日に手をふって ほら前向いて

進んでよ 苦しくても隣にいてよ
進んだら燃える太陽 東を照らす
迷ってた答えがない先への道は
誰も知らない言えない

突然嵐のなかへ落ちる銀のひかり
怯えちゃだめだよ みんなの夢の木は強い

さあ!
愛してるばんざーい!
ここでよかった 私たちの今がここにある
愛してるばんざーい!
始まったばかり 明日もよろしくね まだゴールじゃない

時々雨が降るんだ 風で幹が揺れる
一緒にいくんだ みんなの夢の木よ育て

さあ!
大好きだばんざーい!
まけないゆうき 私たちは今を楽しもう
大好きだばんざーい!
頑張れるから 昨日に手をふって ほら前向いて
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>>51722387
Shut up
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>>51722283
ちょっとぐぐってみた、英語だと午後0時何分っていう表現をしないんだね
あと表現方法がアメリカとヨーロッパで違うというのも豆知識として理解した
ありがとう
>>
riperu
>>
でもほんと、What's your excuse for being single?
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>>51722790
I have smelly feet and no man will have me because of it. Also I'm crazy
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>>51722387
愛はいらない 湿度だけで 俺はいいよ ファックミーレィディー
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>>51722813
Wash feet and take anti-crazy pills.
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>>51722790
foreskin
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>>51722851
But it's not that simple...
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>>51722742
いったでしょ
>>51722790
Asexual
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>wtf I woke up with a dildo in my asshole
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>>51722790
Can't think of anything interesting to talk about
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>>51721905
…ほう。
食べたくない、それ。
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>>51722995
that's kundere asf
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>>51722885
I'll take you if you fuck me with a strap on
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>>51723033
But there is no dere...
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I prefer to be single. I like sex but I don't like people. It's not that I don't like them I guess I don't like being intimate. Humans are gross. The fact that people breathe and digest things and pee and like blink and are filled with smelly stuff and shit and blood makes me sick. It's all I can think about when I get too intimate with someone. Do they have pills for this?
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>>51722995
Actually, never mind. That's dandere af
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>>51723081
Less exposure to 2D and education on the immune system probably works.
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>>51723081
>Do they have pills for this?

Yes, but you probably shouldn't take them.
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>>51723081
Exact opposite of me senpai. I enjoy people and intimacy relationship wise.
Counciling maybe? How can you enjoy the birds and the bees if you dislike human functions?
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>>51723081
I heard seppuku helps with that
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>>51723153
>>51723165

I knew that was coming but I'm not into 2d at all. I've been with like four guys in my life. all serious. It's nothing to do with the immune system. It's like the thought of there being another real being freaks me out. Even though I interact normally everyday at a certain level. I told you I was crazy
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>>51723081
The only cure is my penis
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>>51722790
less incentive to have a gf, much less even a single friend.
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>>51723209
I enjoy it just fine. It's not the things themselves like poop and bodies that gross me out. It's that they like function. Idk. It's hard to explain. But it starts off small and I slowly become obsessed and disgusted. Sex is never a problem though
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>>51723081
once you get used to excreta and blood you'll think nothing of them
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>>51723214
Sauli Niinistö Pls
>>51723296
Reproductive organs are discusting. We can be friends.
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聞きたいですけど

「お前に助けられた」って文は文法的に間違っていますか?

意味はお前の手によって助けられたってところかな

それとももっと効率的にその意味を伝える文章があるのか
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>>51723354
間違ってないですよ
むしろかなりクールで良い表現です
>>
the girls wouldn't open their doors to knocking boys if they could keep their beauty forever
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>>51723312
I'm not grossed out by poop
I give up on explaining this after this.

I sometimes get stuck on the fact that I am inhaling air molecules that have been filtered through millions of people's lungs before. And some of which were in farts. And I need it to live Idk. Yeah I give up
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>>51723388
ありがとう
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>>51723402
I understand what you're meaning. It's okay, there are others like you. Not me, but others.
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>>51723337
Ok let's be friends.
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>>51723354
「今回は本当に君に/君には助けられたよ」っていう労いの言葉をかける場面や、皮肉で手間をかけさせられたと暗に言ってるようなシーンはドラマは漫画の中でもよくある。ぜんぜん間違ってない。
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>>51723494
ドラマや*
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I am tired of being short and having a small penis
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>>51723707
I'm attracted to manlets like Alex Hirsch and Meliodas
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you guys really like to talk about penis
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>>51723240

That is very strange, anon. Perhaps you should consider taking some anti-anxiety pills if it troubles you greatly.
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>>51723795
Through penis, unity
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>>51723795
>This thread is for the discussion of the language penis, culture penis, travel penis, daily penis, etc.
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>>51723494
>>51723388
しかし
「お前に助けられない」ってググれしたらヒットは全然出てこないな
「お前に助けられた」が間違ってないならどうして「お前に助けられない」が間違ってるのでしょう?

意味は「お前の手では私を助けることができない」って
やっぱり変に聞こえますよね
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>>51723795
since they are gay
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>>51720871
VALKYRIE DRIVE -MERMAID
it is prohibition for children under 16 to watch it.
>>51720823
> like one of those rubber ducks
お風呂に浮かべるやつか?
「結構、簡単だったね?」
「うん、これなら、いっ?ムギュ」
多分、「いつでも」と言いかけて、躓いたため「ミュギュ」と聞こえるのた゜ろう。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3-f4XJBilw
>>51720887
>>51720974
>>51721064
>>51721149
>Is it normal for Japanese people to honk when they fall over?
アホな! そんなことアルカイダ!
いや、ISのおかげでアルカイダも影が薄くなったな。
>>51722387
ラブ・ライブのツンデレちゃんやな。
西木野真姫は、何気にエロい lke pic
>>51723494
It's the passive
お前に助けられた
I was saved/helped by you.
動詞「助ける」の未然形+受身の助動詞「られる」
文法的に何の間違いもこざいません。
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>>51723826
まず第一に、「られた」が受動態でかつ完了もしくは過去の表現だから、逆(否定)にするなら「られなかった」、になると思うね。

だから、「君には今回助けられなかったなぁ=今回も君が僕を助けてくれると思ったのに」っていう日本語はありえなくもない。むしろ通じる、少なくとも自分には。

「助けられない」からの視点で考えればこれの逆は「助けられる」。
ちなみにどう読むかは文脈次第だね。誰かが「彼を助けない」のか「助けることができない(可能かどうか)」のかはわからない。
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なんの間違いもございましょう
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>>51723826
「俺はお前を助けられない」というのは、よく見る。
この場合は、助動詞「られる」は可能なんだよ。
I cannot help you

で、「お前に私は助けられない」という表現は

1「お前に、私を助けることはできない」
2「お前が、俺を助ける必要はない゜」

のいずれかとなると思うよ。

助動詞「れる/られる」には受け身・可能・自発・尊敬の意味がある。
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>>51723886
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>>51722899
>Asexual
Are you virgin?
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>>51723826
>お前に助けられない
これは、ほとんど使いませんねぇ…
仮にその文脈でこれを言っても、意味が通じないと思います
あとは>>51724008さんの説明通りです

「お前に助けられない」の反対は「お前に助けられる」になりますが、これはどちらもまず使わない表現です
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>>51724071
That's a rude and personal question I am not answering
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>>51724193
Have you ever had a gf/bf?
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>>51724071
>>51724193
This kind of answer means he is virgin.
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お前は貴様でございましょう
>>
みんな、運転することがあるのか
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>>51724233
Yes. We decided it was best to stay siblings.
>>
お前に助けられなかった

What is the situation?
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I wish Aya Hirano was real and not 2D
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>>51717779
hahahaha, hi anon. I will make tea for my wife (not waifu) we have different trip code but some people thought I'm in UK...hahaha.
after making tea for my wife, I will eat ''Ishiyaki-imo'' which my wife bought at yatai.
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シチュエーションはやっぱりあれなのでございましょう
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>>51724281
You died because you fell off a cliff and お前 couldn't help you
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>>51724308

I admit, I did get fooled. Sometimes I don't always pay close attention to things.
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>>51723826
補足しとくと、どうしても受動態の意味で使いたのなら、
「お前に(俺を)助けてもらうことはない」
というように、「もらうことはない」というように書くのが自然。
助けてもらったことはない/助けてもらった覚えはない
I have not been helped by you
.>>51724244
貴様は、お前でしょう。
日本語の第二人称はたくさんある。
実は、貴様もお前(御前)も、元は高貴な人に対して使ったが、時代が下るにつれ、逆の意味になった。
>>
Good morning. It's 14:00.
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>>51724249
しょっちゅうあるよ
車があったほうが便利な地域に住んでるから
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>>51724249
ぜんぜん
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How do you say "Lisa needs braces" in Japanese?
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>>51724368
おそよう
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>>51724249
免許は持ってるし、よく運転はする。
>>51724308
おっ、イギリスからお早い帰国で。
>>51724376
田舎は何処もそう。
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>>51724361
解説をありがとうござろう
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>>51724233
Sorry I forgot sarcasm isn't a thing in Japan. I was joking in >>51724266
to answer your question properly, yes I have
>>
なんでP屋が会話に混ざってくるんだ
レスつけるなキチガイ老人
>>
受動態、いわゆる受身はよくEngrishとして定番で槍玉に挙げられるよね。
結局よく使う言葉遣いは長く生きてる間に脳みそに浸透してるから一瞬で理解できるけど、仮に文法に誤りがなくても聴きなれない言い方されると混乱するものなんだ。
シチュエーションとかも同時にセットで記憶されてるはずだしね。
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>>51724461
スレ民にやさしく、気持ちよくしてやろう
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>>51723826
お前に(よって)助けられた⇔お前には(では)助けられない

このセットで覚えよう

>>51724308
It's okay, I was surprised too. lol

aaahhhhhuug, strowberry tea is popular in Briton?
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>>51724438
I thought your bf was your brother.
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>>51724495
申し訳ないけど、君が何を伝えたいのかが分からない
独り言ならツイッターでやってくれないか
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>>51724501
is to >>51724336
*strawberry tea.
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>>51724008
>>51724046
>>51724190
要はそれを言うのなら
「君は僕を助けることが出来ない」って言ったら良いのでしょうね
やっぱ英語から見るとちょっと混乱するけどな

>>51724501
ありがと
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>>51724544
Yeah I'm sorry I completely forgot that my sensai told me sarcasm is to impolite to be used in Japan. I am not Oriemo.
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>>51724552
それはできかねるのでございましょう
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>>51724501
>strowberry tea is popular in Briton?

Kind of. It's not that common (nowhere near as common as black tea), but some people do drink fruit teas here. I have strawberry tea in my cupboard right now.

I drink them in the evenings, because they don't keep me awake at night.
>>
So what do you think of my peepee anyway?
>>
>>51724325
Do I say so when I am dead?
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>>51724581
独りよがりで意味不明なコメントを是が非でも他人に見せたいという浅ましい習性はP屋そっくりだな
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>>51724595
It's a humdinger
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>>51724605
You yell it on your way down
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Is sarcasm ever used in Nippon?
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>>51724673
皮肉?
Sure
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>>51724620
怒っているのでござった?ふん?
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>>51724482
>受動態、いわゆる受身はよくEngrishとして定番で槍玉に挙げられるよね。
もしお手間でなかったら、誤りの例を挙げて教えていただけると嬉しい。
英語苦手で、何を間違えがちなのかピンとこなくて
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一人で発狂しているやつがいるなw
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>>51724586
>I have strawberry tea in my cupboard right now.
I see, thanks. Because here in Japan we became in strawberry season, and my wife bought it and asked me to make strawberry tea for her. but I like black tea or milk tea. I think those fruits teas don't taste good with milk, and especially with ishiyaki-imo..
ishiyaki-imo, pic related.
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>>51724673
yes, very yes
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>>51724719
自己紹介かい?気持ち悪い
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何も悪こうとしてないのにツイッターへ行くように言われましょうでした。なんで?
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>>51724808
詭弁の他に反論の方法をご存知ない?
>>
>>51724816
気にしなくていい
どうでもいいようなことでひとをたたくやつみたいだから
>>
P屋、名無しで発狂中
なるほど、なるほど
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>>51724808
左が俺です
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>>51724816
何人?
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>>51724816
どうせ、たいした理由などない
スルー、スルー
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>>51724651
お前…に…助けられなかっ…た。


It will become an unforgettable experience forever.
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>>51724865
日本人でございましょうけど・・・?
>>
>>51724865
それを聞くと「日本人がいじめるー」って騒ぐ人だから聞いちゃだめだ
>>
次スレ立てるよ

I will make new one
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>>51724888
よろしく
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>>51724737

I don't think you're supposed to drink fruit teas with milk (it curdles), although I always put milk in fennel tea.

Japanese people really seem to love their sweet potatoes though. Do you just eat them by themselves in Japan, or do you put them into stews and stuff?
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>>51724886
ごめん
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>>51717779
I notice, this guy is better than me, because I've never made breakfast for my wife(not waifu), I'm bad cook. of course I can make good tea for my wife (not waifu), tho.
today's tea is Earl grey. (not strawberry tea.,)

嫁によると、イチゴのシーズン到来らしい
早いよなあー・・・あまおうは結構甘かった
amaou (famous name of strawberry brand in Japan) is sweet. my wife(not waifu)told me it's now japan in strawberry season, I think it's too early...
Amaou, pic related.
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>>51724864
右は誰ですか?
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Japanese guys, what qualities would a girl have to have for you be willing to impregnate her?

Japanese girls, what qualities would a guy have to have for you to be willing to let him impregnate you?
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>>51724808
右が私です
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>>51724713
今回の話で例えるなら、I was helped by him. なんて何か特別な理由がない限り書かないってやつ。理由を聞かれても答えられないけど・・・

一方で日本語の文章は受身の表現に書き換えても違和感ないケースが多いのでつい機械翻訳みたいに英語でも受動態を使っちゃいがち。まぁ中学生レベルの話やけどね。

無生物主語を取る定番の動詞とかを使わずに受動態で書こうとすると変な言い回しだなぁって思われちゃうのよくあるパターン。
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>>51724970
>>51724970
>>51724970
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日本語の不備をつつかれるのってこういう場合だけなんだよ
意味不明な内容を連投してる荒らしを見たら指摘したくもなるよ、そりゃー
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>>51725006
乙です
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>>51724904
yakiimo is baked one. usually we like materials to cook simple way. too long cook or too complicated cook is often regards as ''bad cook way''. it's just relate to our taste, tho.
about ishiyaki-imo, we bake sweet potatoes by hot stones. Btw. what is fennel tea? Is it a sort of herb teas?
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>>51725014
意味がわからない方は貴様だけなのではありましょうじゃないですか
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>>51725041
Is your name Hiroshi?
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