integraciĆ³n 2015 edition
Haram list:
>anti-EU
>non-oppressive governments
>bork eaters
>>51710767
Selamat pagi fellow asean
That ass.
>>51712009
selamat pagi
>>51712279
you lyke it?
>>51712392
Yes.
Will we be integrated?
>>51712392
Where is this?
>>51713048
here in /asean/
>>51713004
only /asean/ soz :^) you can integrate with /cum/ if you want
>>51713004
Perhaps?
>>51713199
>/cum/
>>51712392
Malaysia a cute
>>51713490
You have too many lands already there is no need for integration.
>>51713490
>/Canada+US+Mexico=CUM/
bwhahahahahahaha
>tfw people you don't know recognise that you exist by saying goodbye
i heard a lot of people buying nukes are nuke is legal now or they just buy it for electricity?
>>51714964
Be yourself
Out of 15 posts in this thread
9 are from sex tourists
6 are from exotic natives of /asean/
Jesus fucking Christ get it together, /asean/.
>>51715290
Which one are you?
>>51715290
>exotic natives
kek
>>51715127
It's okay to buy nukes if you're using it for electricity desu :^)
>>51715290
off to mass lads.
>/asean/
>more like /deadsean/ amirite?
>>51715290
and 12 are faggots.
Is LGBT a thing in /asean/?
>>51716792
not in the musims ones
>>51716792
no; just a meme
>>51716792
>>51716447
baka desu senpai there is no LGBT in /asean/ we're all anti-affirmative action
>>51716792
they're a minority but we look down upon them
except lesbian girls, because they can still be hot and therefore be fucked
where is the north caloocan anon? pls show more pics. i never knew all of north caloocan used to be part of novaliches
>>51716792
No.
/asean/ only loves yuri
aren't you infidels supposed to be singing in church?
>>51717051
>00:55
>singing in church
baka desu senpai
>>51717051
light yagami is my god
we have no church
Why aren't we invading Philippines yet?
>>51717051
I can pray to Bathala anywhere and anytime,he is an efficient god
>>51716985
all hail yuri
>>51717126
because integration :^)
>>51717126
Because who wants that shithole lmao
>>51717126
because we still need malaysia to house our muslim insurgents
so teri makasi, motherfucker. where is my north caloocan anon?
>>51717193
>Indonesia
>telling other countries they're a shithole
open toilet season :^)
>>51717126
We already are if you get what I mean :^)
>>51717178
(You)-ri, the only one true form of love :3
>>51716792
No for gays yes for lesbos.
Why the fuck are these sex tourists engaging in our funposting? Seriously, get the fuck out of our thread, you filthy sex tourists.
>>51717126
because you are being shy
don't worry,we can take this slowly ;3
>>51717357
why is it so puffy?
Why are pot smokers so degenerate?
>>51717508
show it to PDEA, that idiot is literally committing a crime and posting it.
>>51717508
there is no benefit from smoking this shit, they may as well smoke cigar. why do people do it?
>>51717608
Cheap of course.
>>51717126
Too much diversity already
>>51717508
Tanginang bobo nito.
>>51717126
America has done it already and chinks waiting the second queue.
>>51717455
because malaysia is near
ITT Malaysia x Philippines <3
>>51710767
What the heck mean with oppressive government?
>>51718006
Someone should write a lewd fanfic on wattpad
>>51718093
people from countries where minorities are not oppressed are not welcome. Name me one /asean/ country that doesn't oppress a minority group.
>emo mo naman
>smile ka na lang
>masyado kang seryoso
>>51717508
Just do it.
>>51718163
>report it
>watch ABS CBN news
>see druggie from Araneta btfo by PDEA
>>51718131
That like saying every country is welcomed. I don't think indonesia that oppressive toward minority.
>>51718257
kill abos
>>51718006
OTP
>>51718463
They're not abos they're separatises, Some okay but some are separatises. Some just probaby just criminals.
>>51717508
BASED
A
S
E
D
Cant wait for Christmas for mine, pamilya
>>51717126
Why aren't you annexing me yet?
I smell fishpaste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VskculJbx0
Reminder Tattoos are ok cause it's 2015
>>51718824
I can see her tits
>>51719159
The Japanese write about drug use?
>>51719244
I smell bullshit
>>51719257
Is it ever not ok in western?
>>51718463
They said 2 of our founding father and president get rekt because of this island too Indonesian transform a lot after the chaos. It is not a pretty memories.
>>51718463
what is that?
>>51719283
don't look,it's only for malaysia
>>51719847
Will she win the Hayateb owl?
>>51718824
Y-You look like you are ready to integrate. Here we go :3
>Sunday Morning Animeposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDVNdn0CvKI
For the posters in this thread
>>51720282
unload your cargo please
is there any special reason why there are so many flips on 4chan?
>>51720827
They're american slaves they follow them everywhere. lel
>>51720827
english and anime
I wish there were more mainland /sea/men
>>51720827
vietnamese people have internet now? :o
>>51720530
>a daily reminder that this show is the only good show that flips ever produced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdEdyD3LSg4
>>51720880
rude desu
>>51720827
Maritime asean best asean.
Giving you guys another chance to figure out what ethnicities we are, we all come from diff parts of asia btw
Guess correctly gets special prizes of the girl
>>51720998
asian americans
>>51717508
>weed is not a drug
Wow these guys went full degenerate.
>>51720915
you know I almost had a good comeback had you not shitposted like a typical straya on the internet
>>51719283
Moral Degeneration is my favorite tag
>>51717508
>syota
wew,only degenerates use that word
>>51721190
Ryona, guro, scat, and rape are mine
>>51716792
Yes. In thailand. That's why they never post here.
>>51721253
>>51721214
*shota
>>51720998
Indian.
t. Rajesh
>>51716792
No. I'm a cis girl.
>>51721216
would you a pooping brat
>>51721216
>nakadashi
>leglock
>facesitting
>NTR
>tallgirl
>futa
>femdom
>saliva
>shotacon
>vore
Vanilla just doesn't get me up anymore
>>51720998
Look indonesian enough to all of them, though.
>>51721040
>>51721432
None of us are native singapooreans
>they're doing their part by reporting druggies to authorities
Are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7FaWnlhS4
>>51721645
Fucking boy scouts
>>51721519
>nakadashi
O-oh
>>51721519
>futa
>NTR
Disgusting
Kill yourself faggot cuccboi
THREADLY REMINDER THAT ANIME PROMOTES DEGENERACY AND SEXUAL DEVIANCY
>>51715290
>9 are from sex tourists
How to get sexy time in Boracay. Not a sex tourist.
>>51721908
>anime promotes degeneracy sexual deviancy
how many non-anime posters have broken their religion's creed by having sex before marriage? Assloads. How many anime posters have broken their religion's creed by having sex before marriage? Not a lot.
>>51721811
>>51721908
>applying real world ideals to two-dimensional mongolian cartoons/porn
Yes, I know the thought of being simultaneously cu.ck and raped by a giantess muscle girl futa elf is abhorrent
But in 2D, it's hot.
Indonesian is so hot i need to buy new fan.
>>51722125
This nigga knows
I considered suicide for the first time of my life today.
Any way to distract my thoughts?
>>51722746
>first time
How normie
>>51722746
Wait the world war 3 is coming soon you can be of use as human shield, m8. lol
>>51722829
>>51722746
well
>allow charity to collect your organs when you die
>join red cross
>go to places where nobody wants to venture
>help the desperate people there
if you're going to die, at least you'll know you did something good no matter how insignificant it might be
>>51722746
Better than join isis desu. At least don't trouble other people.
Or just hitch ship to australia.
>>51723004
I'd rather kill myself than go to a desert shithole desu senpai
>>51723047
Well you die in the end anyway.
Better do your part as Indonesian by troubling the abbos in the process.
>>51722746
help me in my fight against anime
>>51723158
I actually meant the other desert shithole lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAqtd9SmXFg
>>51723323
Indonesian always sound so shitty. You sound like those fucking hicks in america.
>>51723371
They're pretty gud at sad songs though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFKgiH75Qz4
>>51723428
They sound good because it's a song and using proper pronunciation makes the song better but when talking it sounds horrible.
>>51723371
Our feeling is mutual then. We always think malays sound like idiots.
Indonesian language is the perfect final form of Austronesian language. Start learning it malaychan.
>>51710767
Fuck off bule
>>51723518
Yeah good point actually
>>51723528
Malaychan is only for that faggot. Don't use that name to other Malay.
>>51723586
>he's so much a faggot that chan is exlusively for him
kek desu senpai
That feel when your father copied the contents of your external HDD and is now watching and playing lewd stuff
>are you winning, son?
>>51723528
arr sound same
>>51723528
Nah, Indonesian sound like those hick southern accent if it was in english. Malaysian Malay is the super perfect final form that manage to evolve to fit in with modern society.
What do you say when your friend asks you do you support Palestine or not without any shitflinging?
>>51718148
what's so funny?
I wish Indonesians and Malaysians and Brunei people stop appropriating and stealing our culture.
>>51723847
they stole our lumpia OC :(
>>51723798
Answer yes otherwise he might thought you're a racist jew
>>51723798
I have my own life to deal with, couldn't give a single shit about other stranger
>>51723847
Wut ? Indonesia is the land of culure so it can't be :^)
>>51723798
Sing this.
https://youtu.be/LyRhn0qqQsY
>>51723798
What kind of friend randomly asks this?
>>51723880
> edgy
>>51723868
>caring about palestine is literally a forced meme
lol
>>51723756
>malay language
>modern
Pick one.
>>51723912
HELA HELA HELA HELA HEY
>>51723937
Not in moslem majority country but yeah literally you have a right to keep silent. It's not kind of normal conversation to brought this kind of topic onboard, though.
>>51723978
Malaysia of course
My lecturer said indonesia has very good accent. And very good at english aka our english is one of the best one :^)
>>51724100
yet i wonder why is 250 million street shitting muslim terrorists are more irrelevant than malaysians.
>>51724100
Of course he said that. He knew that Indonesia are quite sensitive.
>>51724136
How can we irrelevant when we are in g20 countries..
>>51723987
WW3 songs asean edition will be fun.
https://youtu.be/AGJ5075JZEA
>>51724141
I don't think so he is honest and not stupid.
>>51724174
Sshh let pinoys and malays shitpost for now.
Our time will come.
>>51724228
Keep telling yourself that anon.
>>51722746
>suicide
Be an hero m8. Don't just die alone. Kill as many normies as you can.
>>51724100
It's like british accent vs american accent after all.
Are you guys ugly? Be honest.
>>51724611
Define ugly.
Awak ini apalah ya kan, tak bisa membuatmu bahagia
>>51724666
Fuck off Lucifer
>>51723798
What I don't like about this is how the christians here would support Israel to the death and saying like Israel is the God's nation. Why are Indonesian christians such a bunch of good goys?
>>51724611
No. I'm a pretty girl.
>>51724611
classmates say I am 6-7
>>51724729
I don't understand why would people support either muslims or jews or both. Why can't we just burn them all?
I dreamt earlier I was chased and raped by a nigger what does that mean
>>51724611
I'm cute little girl to be honest with you familia
>>51724781
HOL UP
>>51724781
RIP
>>51724779
I only support Indonesian and Malay muslims, those Arabs I don't care
>>51724781
Lets further break down your dreams. Now you were chased and raped. Chasing meant that you are actively being pursued by someone and raping is an act that means that someone is doing something to you without your consent. And you said it was done by a nigger or what can be described as a black person. Your dream right now can literally mean that you are going to get raped by a nigger but you already knew that and you ran away from him. But it could also mean you are actively running away from any contact with the black man as you had a traumatic experience from one of them.
>girl
>dick
>feminine
>cock
>she
>her
>>51724611
I'm white, I'm naturally beautiful
>>51724900
2deep4me
>>51724653
Like below average, if you have features that prevent you from having success in dating and sex
>>51724914
>United States
>white
>>51724948
t. American hapa child
>>51724611
I have never been described as ugly. However I have been described as crazy.
>>51724935
Then maybe I'm average because I never had any success because I haven't tried.
>>51724900
no no no,obviously the black man represents the problems in his life that he keeps running away from,but no matter how hard he tries,it will someday reach him and fuck him over
I suggest he fix them now rather than later in life when he is worn out
>>51724935
I've never held a woman's hand before...
>>51725009
Well he specifically said nigger and didn't describe him as anything else other than that. Making an assumption that the nigger represents the problems in his life is quite presumptuous. But you have some truth in your statement. It could mean that it is problem in his life but it must mean that the problem must somehow be related to a nigger or something that have the characteristic of a nigger.
75 USD for one hour. Do you guys think it's worth it?
>>51725105
Well that's cheap
>>51725082
no,lad
the nigger is the manifestation of his problems
>>51725105
You'll only last 10 minutes top anyway lol
>>51725105
With that face no. Try bargaining with her. Say that she could never be that expensive with that type of face.
>>51725129
>>51725132
Wrong thread, thought it was the Escort General
Sorry guys
>>51725150
Don't blame me for that, just take a look at her Bunda
>>51724611
my face: 7/10
my body: 9/10
>>51725105
How big is her cock though
>>51725013
Wow, why not
>>51725181
>her
>no dick
booooo
>>51725138
But he specifically described it as a nigger. He didn't say anything else besides that. Unless he has a deep rooted fear of nigger, the manifestation of his problem would just look like a normal man or something that he looks at daily.
>>51722746
Don't die alone since that would be pathetic.
Try to be that /9rk/ guy's highscore
Make us proud,polandbro.
Let's be honest, /asean/.
Are you a chink?
>>51725259
No.
>>51725259
No, fuck off chink
>>51725278
Does it have a benis?
>>51725278
>light skin on face
>tanned skin on her body
Does she using whitening?
>>51725259
no, now shut the fuck up
>>51725259
Well i'm betawinese, so maybe i have some chink ancestry
>>51725302
Why?
>>51725331
Woy din, kemaren lu kawinan anaknya haji Sabeni kemane? Gak keliatan batang idunglu
>>51725192
>Wow, why not
I'm shy...
>>51725354
because I like benis in my ass duh
>>51725387
You can hold my hand anon.
>>51725249
Those looks so bad
>>51725437
Ewwww
No.
>>51725437
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51725436
Are you a girl?
Why do we follow the european man's religion and the arab man's religion, lads?
>>51725437
You know my taste
>>51716792
sadly it is in my country
FUCK them
>>51725013
I held a girl's hand while we danced. Does that count?
>>51725527
I could be.
>>51725527
I'm a girl looking for a white sugardaddy!
>>51725013
I had been hugged by boy before, fortunately it was on my dream. It would be bad, if I get pregnant.
>>51725649
That's not how you get pregnant silly.
>>51725578
Tell me more about LGBT in Vietnam
>>51725574
Colonialism and the chinks
>>51725707
So you're telling me that my mom was lie all along to me?
>>51725578
What do you call gay people in vietnamese?
>>51725870
malaychan
>>51725870
phĆ”ggĘ”Ģt
>>51725870
nguyen
>>51720385
>>51725758
We should forsake these foreign religions and follow the religion our ancestors did
>>51726118
You'll get beheaded for suggesting that m8
>>51726148
It's a price I'm willing to pay
>>51726182
Willing to pay now?
>>51726199
After the majority of people here have reconverted to animism
>>51726232
Do you guys do ancestor worship too like the East Asians?
>>51726232
That can't do anon. You need to pay first that's the rule.
>>51726268
Besides the Chinese, I think the Orang Asli here and some if not most east malaysian natives do
>>51726273
says who?
>>51726232
Nah animism has no fearful penalty as modern religion.
>>51726331
Religion doesn't keep people in check anymore
>>51726341
i meant about penalty after people is dead, though.
>>51726371
That's what I mean. People no longer fear punishment after death. See bad Christians and Muslims
>>51726543
They don't but they need to be in the group to go to paradise or else it's not pretty.
Not saying i'm afraid but the reason modern religion has many followers because they have the most severe penalties isn't it.
>>51726631
More like missionaries and forcing people to convert
>Tfw I'm a huge disappointment to my parents
>>51710767
Is this /zhongguo/?
>>51726666
Quad for truth
>>51726663
They can return to the original one if that's the case though.
>>51726331
Live with conscience, not fear.
>>51726729
It's too late and the people actually believe in the religion. You could try to pull a communism and make people "atheist"
>>51726735
I would beat that child until it was purple desu senpai
>>51726772
Why? It doesn't know better, kids are impulsive and live in the moment fampai, much like dogs
>>51726846
To teach the child that's wrong
>mfw of Chinese background and like to date ASEAN guys to piss my parents off.
beep
>>51726999
Why not white or black to piss them even more?
>>51727026
Whites are seen as superior to ASEAN's by parents desu
>>51727051
No blacks in Australia? What about Pakis?
>>51726999
But Australia
ASEAN is Chinese.
