Why do so many countries including my own not use bidets? I bought my own because I'm tired of wiping until I bleed and never having a completely clean anus.
If you accidentally a whole nutella on your desk, you wouldn't wipe it away with paper.
>>51687696
This is very great
i did the same thing desu, wiping is retarded if you think about it
I always wonder what people did before toilet paper
>>51688204
the greeks had clay and china had paper
the romans had a stick with sponge but for everyone, it was dipped in salt water when in use
>>51688304
when not* in use
>tfw have a bidet
>tfw will move to another house in some months and it probably won't have one
>>51688304
>Romans considered peak of classical civilization
>stuck a communal stick up their pooper
haha
>>51687696
>because I'm tired of wiping until I bleed
m8 i start bleeding before i even wipe
>>51688304
And the Indians had their hands.
>>51688417
you should probably see a doctor about that
>If you accidentally a whole nutella on your desk, you wouldn't wipe it away with paper.
I wouldn't spray it down with a garden hose, either.
>>51687696
Why do you need a bidet? Just use flushable wipes.
>>51688417
Do you have hemorrhoids maybe?
I could only imagine that situation if your ass is sore as fuck, and then you had liquid acid shit.
It could even be ass cancer if your shit has blood in it, if it has go to a doctor straight away m8.
>>51688460
but i like to collect the blood and drink it
>>51687696
my trips to europe always turns in to nightmare for the reason yuros not using bidets or 2 in 1 toilets even in the hotels.
this is like USA insisting on not using the metric system
>>51688550
Ah Vlad, the blood of a virgin is the best kind after all!
>>51687696
Get baby wipes lad
>>51687696
because crackers are disgusting creatures
as simple as that, they're fucking subhumans who love to spend their days with a sweet odor a half wiped shit on their butts,
god i hate cumskins
In Argentina we use bidet, I can't imagine my life without him.
>>51688625
>>51688486
Why pay for baby wipes when you can just spray your ass with water.
But after you spray your ass, how do you get rid of the water?
>>51688735
>what is toilet paper
>>51688753
Then why not just use toilet paper in the first place?
>>51688709
Who has room in their bathroom for an extra toilet-sized object?
>>51688753
but if the toilet paper gets wet it sticks to your butt
>inb4 spray ass again
>>51687696
Takes up room desu. We do have them here but they're not as common.
I'd love one but the bathroom isn't big enough.
>>51688753
So a bidet is just used to get the shit more runny for the toilet paper? Why not just have diarrhoea all the time?
>>51688785
oh god how tiny is your bathroom?
>>51688784
because it just spreads the shit, and if liek me you have a hairy arsecrack. its a pain to get out
using toilet paper after using a bidet its virtually clean anywya, but its just used to dry it off. unless you want to walk around with a soggy arsehole all day
theres one in my house share, first time i used one not long ago, and now ill never go back
>>51688804
you need to fold the paper a couple of times to make it thicker.
>>51688784
because paper doesn't clean anything
>2015
>not having small bidet in almost every house
You don't need one to take up room in your bathroom, just have on integrated in your toilet.
>>51688929
this is also ok
toilet + pussyphone = bidet
>>51688929
so this is how finland do? it's on the sink?
>>51688858
Just normal sized. Has a bath along one wall, and a toilet/sink along the other.
>>51688204
Greeks are more often considered peak of classical civilization
I wipe. But then squat in the tub and wash my anus with warm water and soap. I'm not an animal to just wipe and go.
And when I'm at work I wipe with those wet baby wipes.
I don't shit in random public places. And when I absolutely have to, I make sure to get home asap and scrub my anus with a sponge and soap.
>>51689017
It is long enough to reach toilet and further if needed.
>Not air drying your ass after using a bidet
Even if you don't have superior Japanese bidet you should at least have this.
Paper only = literal shit country
>>51689971
I like the faint smell of shit from my ass
someone said literal shit country?
I got hemmaroids for the past few days and I really wish I had a bidet instead of punishing my anus further with paper. Baby wipes are ok but they are pricey. And jumping in the shower 5 times a day is unfeaseable
>>51687696
>I'm tired of wiping until I bleed and never having a completely clean anus.
My ass is so hairy even Bear Grylls with GPS would get lost there and when WC crocodiles attack, their teeth get tangled with my hair and I have to use machete to get rid of them, yet I can wipe myself to the point there're no shitstains on the toilet paper. How the fuck do you manage to fuck up something as easy as wiping your ass after taking a shit?
Or are you one of those faggots who shit their pants at the very thought of germs, not realizing your beloved phone or desk has more of them than your WC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo
>>51689971
>>51688929
okay so I'm I suppose to be aiming both the bidet at my ass and aiming for the toilet with these bidets? If that is the case I might as well use baby wipes or just buy an actually bidet.
>>51689278
why is this man naked? is this at a pool or something?
D
>>51689121
fuck you I was making a joke
>>51690595
>And jumping in the shower 5 times a day is unfeaseable
You might want to fix your diet ma8te
