Tell me about the relationship Australians have with the emus.
>>51686872
>mfw my ancestors wiped out all the emus on my island
>mfw mainland c-ucks lost a war to them
>>51686872
AS YOU CAN SEE THEY KUCK OUR WOMEN WITH BIG EMU COCKS!!!!
>>51686872
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING IMAGE
:-{D
>>51686872
Fucking hot 2bh
EMUED
>>51689416
BIG
>mfw I hear an american pronounce emu
>>51689521
saved
>>51686952
>tasmania
i don't know anything about it 2bh
>>51686872
> yfw he unironically searched for a naked woman with an emu on google to make shitty bants on the internet
>>51689581
>he doesn't search for emus and naked women
>not sending your wife to the interspecies breeding grounds
it's 2015 m8
>>51686872
Love?
>>51689521
kek
>this thread
>>51686872
I want to pet this emu & fuck the woman.
>>51689802
>I want pet this emu
You really don't m8, trust me
>>51689612
> wife
>>51689834
It looks friendly and cute in the pic.
>>51689931
I was chased by an emu in real life when I was little, after trying to pet it.
It's terrifying. Fucking terrifying.
>tfw no emu gf
>>51689931
It wont look so cute after it tears your gut open
>>51686872
what is she looking at
I love emus.
>>51689979
>when I was little
>The average top speed of the Australian Emu is 50km an hour, or 31 mph
What the fuck?
>>51689979
>>51690061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV8d19DRQXM
come on now
>>51690105
> tfw cucķed into raising half breed emu babies
>>51690136
Thank fuck he wasn't running at top speed that's all I will say.
>>51689573
likewise about your island, other than emu c-uckery
>>51690167
Any intelligent animal can be friendly if it's raised from birth, but they can kill you at a moment's notice. It'd be like having a lion for a pet.
>>51686872
>search image on google
>only find more from the photographer
>tfw I'll never know who this semen demon is
I'm okay with emus. Fuck eskimos tho 2bh.
t. Australian
>>51690321
>t. emu fifth column
>>51690231
How many murders do emus?
>>51686872
I'm mildly aroused..
>>51686872
>This bird have more sexual contact with a woman that you ever had.
Kill me. Please, it's hurt inside me.
>>51686872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>>51689521
Fucking great.
>>51686872
Would.
Would the girl too.
>>51690644
soon
>>51690647
Is this a common Australian past-time?
>>51691345
Video games are like $200 in Australia, they have nothing else to do.
>>51686872
don't forget to prep the emu
>>51689474
EMU
>>51691830
GENERAL
>>51690647
Their English don't sound very Englishy but nice vdo senpai
>>51691902
Yeah they almost sound Australian. Funny that
>>51691902
Maybe because they're Australian?
>eucalyptus trees everywhere
>this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEgCp2FfL_U
are israelis honorary australians?
