be americanbecome shot

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>be burger
>trip over and break my leg
>go to jail for 45 years because I can't afford the 35 million dollar hospital bill
>get executed when sentence is over because I can't afford the prison bill
>get frankenstein'd after being executed and forced into slave labor to pay back my debt

>be australian
>get death by snake/spider/kangoroo/dingo or any other dangerous shit roaming those wastelands

>>51683154
>>51683225
upboated xD

>>51683249
good one, nest

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>>51683249
>>51683264

>be Chilean
>blast reggaeton at 3am

>be
>make comical thread on chan 4

>>51683256
>american answer to banter

>>51683154
>be australian
>lose great emu war

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>>51683347
>2 color flag

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>>51683376
>be russian
>get turk'd

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>>51683420
at least they arent birds

>go to jail
>be Australian

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>>51683504
They're cockroaches

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>be american
>get told by obongo you are safe from islam
>think that you are safe from islam
>constantly rip other countries for getting attacked
>go to a party for public health sector workers in california
>get shot by isis

how can someone be so unfunny holy shit

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>>51683548
>but doctor i am pagliacci

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>>51683382
>be american
>go to grocery store
>forget to put on your indoor shoes before entering
>get arrested
>get shot by a cop for asking "am i being detained"

>>51683548
>>51683590
Now THIS is top banter xDDDDD

>>51683590
*retarded reddit tier joke*
*golden lel variation*
wow.....................................australians are the best at shitposting..........................................

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>be australian
>watch porn
>28 year old has A cups
>jailed for life for CP

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>>51683634
wow don't get your spaghetti in a knot

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>>51683655
>tfw I looked at CP years ago on deep web
>I was underage so it's all good but still probably on a list now

>>51683683
shit i got trolled again!! argh

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>>51683600
>be finnish
>live in sauna
>forget how to turn heat up
>die of hypothermia

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>>51683695
>tfw on so many fucking lists I'll probably get done in in a couple of years

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>>51683714
>be Italian
>get rused

>>51683695
>>51683728
>i hope at least government agents care about me
Pro tip: they don't. Nobody does.

>>51683754
we have metadata retention laws, so yeah, they do

>>51683738
hate it when that happens

>>51683759
They retain your data for 2 (two) years.

Be a good lad for 2 years and you'll be gold.

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>Be Russian
>Walk into a bar in America
>Get shot
You can not imitate this technology.

>>51683695
iktfb

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h-haha

>>51683780
orwell is turning in his grave

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>be american
>be mexican

>be mexican
>be american

>>51683849
>be mudslime
>be australian

>be australian
>be mudslime

>>51683780

And you believe that they just toss it? You've never worked in IT have you? Shit is kept forever, even back in the days of tape backup.

If you truly believe you're in the clear after a period of time, you're seriously delusional and should look up data retention policies in any IT shop to educate yourself.

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>>51683892
T-thanks

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>be american
>dying is either heart attack or get shot

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>be australian
>pay taxes for advancement of nation
>go outside to see this

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>>51684029
>be american
>pay taxes
>still dont get free healthcare

>Be Huezilian
>Get stolen

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>TALL
>FLIGHTLESS
>BIRDS