I'm moving to Australia in a month. Melbourne to be exact
No idea what i'm in for but I took a job at the major university there and i'm making a great salary
What do I need to know?
>>51682292
>What do I need to know?
That we're full.
>>51682292
>I'm moving to Australia in a month.
>Melbourne to be exact
melbourne isn't even australian 2bh, enjoy the mandatory minority dick sucking contests and homosexuals fucking each other in the street
>>51682304
>>51682341
Is it really that bad? I hate liberals
>>51682361
they're the most venomous, pushy left leaning fuckups in the entire world
>>51682292
>Melbourne to be exact
>>51682361
>Melbourne
>I hate liberals
Then you're in for a shock. It's easily the worst city in Australia for liberal hipster faggots.
>>51682384
>>51682400
There's no going back now
The flight is booked and I have an apartment ready
>>51682452
that's okay, try to have fun anyway. maybe you'll avoid it all
>melbourne
>>51682452
>Too late
RIP in Piece
SHOULD OF COME TO BRISSY YA SICK CUNT WHAT WERE YA THINKIN MATE
>>51682292
>smellbourne
>>51682292
>melbourne
>university
>what do I need to know?
don't bring ur gf if u don't want her to get keked lad
>lelbourne
Isn't that like Australian Vancouver?
Get used to the lowest quality internet on the planet.
Even South Africa beats us.
I'm thinking of moving to Wadonga
Good idea or great idea?
>>51682452
Have fun mate
Visit cabramatta sometime there's some good Chinese restaurants there
>>51683359
seconding this. Cabramatta is mostly a sea of yellow and fabric shops but fuck is there good food there.
>>51683359
Viet detected. Go to Blacktown in Sydney. Where somalians and filipinos have created heaven on earth.
>>51683557
>Blacktown
I want to risk food poisoning, not risk being stabbed.
>>51683316
Not even close
>>51683557
Why would you want to go to a shitier place?
>>51682737
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>>51682292
you mentioned melbourne
oh no now all the brisbane fags are coming out of their caves
>>51682292
All c-uck memes aside, Melbourne is easily our best city. You'll like it.
ITT jealous lebs and bogans from Sydney and the Gold Coast get mad that they will never live in the world's most liveable city.
Honestly, the lelbourne meme is strongest on university campus'. The University of Melbourne's student Union is known to be particularly cancerous.
But as much as they scream and moan, they have always been pretty impotent. Most of the student body ignore them or hold them in mild disdain for trying to shove their marxist shit down our throats all the time.
>>51686013
>>51686155
cá Žucks
>>51682292
Everyones a leftist
>>51686291
THIS
no-one likes those faggots. I go to unimelb and its gay how you have to go around the fucking old arts building because they're blockading the library
>>51682341
Dumb fuck. That stereotype is so fucking stupid only the dumbest of the dumb say it.
>>51682361
You're asking unraveled children with no idea what they are talking about.
marxismconference.org
lmao enjoy opie
>>51686453
aka queenslanders
Melbourne cunts are the biggest latte sipping gaycunts in straya
Oi cunts, saw 2 lads die at stereo sonic today.
DUDE PINGAS LMAO
How do we get rid of the pinga menace??
It's killing our dudebro population
>>51688859
>implying this is a bad thing
>>51688805
cunts cunts cunts cunts
so strayan :')
>>51682361
It's alright Melbourne is Green or Labor
>>51688982
he's not talking about the coalition. If he hates the kind of liberals he is talking about then he's going to hate Melbourne
>>51689088
No Melbourne doesn't usually vote Liberal
>>51689129
yeah I know, he isn't talking about the liberal party which aren't actually liberals like in America, he's talking about lefties
i moved from melbourne to brisbane
and it's much shittier
lots more bogans 2bh
Learn AFL and you will be able to mingle with the last remaining normal humans in the city
As long as you don't make the mistake of living on the dole coast you'll be fine
>>51682292
>Melbourne to be exact
>>51682361
Melbourne is simultaneously the most liberal and bogan place in Autralia
>let me tell you about your city: the thread
