>be american >get shot >go to the hospital >$600,000
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>be american
>get shot
>go to the hospital
>$600,000 in medical costs
>kill self
>get reborn
>be american fetus
>get aborted
rinse and repeat
>>51681253
I'M TAKING THAT ASS
>>51681268
baka desu senpai kek
>>51681253
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>>51681253
>be australian
>be a kind person with a great sense of humour
>>51681253
Didn't you hear? They get shot before they even get the chance to be aborted now
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-29/colorado-abortion-clinic-shooting-suspect-no-more-baby-parts/6984326
>>51681253
>mother gets complimentary breadsticks to cleanse her vagina
>tips doctor
>>51681579
>whole hospital applauds
>>51681253
>be american
>get shot
>call ambulance
>police shoot ambulance
>>51681508
Last year they went even farther
http://thedailybanter.com/2014/06/how-many-gun-owners-have-shot-off-their-own-penises/
>>51681724
>be American sperm
>get shot
>>51681749
They literally don't even put out a fair fight. USA way of reproduction is only through abduction, adoption and claiming foreign territories
American in the making.
>>51681633
>be irish
>get beheaded
