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>2015
>dying

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>>51681182
>2015
>living

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>be Australian

>>51681173
>be Australian
>get beheaded

le_man_with_a_funny_yellow_face.jaypeg

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>>51681251
shut the fuck up cunt
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>Be Australian
>try to email your friend
>internet is too slow
>send him a letter instead
>Die of skin cancer on the way to mailbox

>>51681278

kek

>>51681274
DUDE DUDE
IT WAS A PRANK
IT WAS JUST A PRANK
CHILL CHILL CHILL

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>>51681203
> Be American
> Get heartattack

>>51681278
holy shit almost choked on my quarter pounder! xD

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>be American
>eating at restaurant
>forget to "tip" the waiter
>he pulls out his Remington and blows my head off
>ambulance comes, first thing they do is pat me down for a wallet
>only find $500 in wallet, not enough for ambulance
>they drive off and I die