FUCK IT. I CANT KEEP THE CHARADE UP ANYMORE. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS ON BEHALF OF THE REST OF THE WORLD. THE >BE AMERICAN >GET SHOT MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ATTEMPT TO HIDE OUR JEALOUSY. THE TRUTH IS EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY WISHES THEY HAD THEIR OWN SECOND AMENDMENT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING AMAZING YOU HAVE IT? IF I WANT TO OWN A GUN IT WOULD TAKE ME THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND FUCKING YEARS. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH. WE NEED TO MAN UP AND ADMIT THAT AMERICA IS A BASTION OF FREEDOM AND RESERVE OUR BULLYING FOR THAT SHIT CUNT COUNTRY CANADA FUCK THOSE GUYS FUCKING NIGGERS
>LEAF
>CURRENT YEAR
>BABY SEAL RAPISTS
Did the local pub run out of horse semen?
>>51679376
Hahah...AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
*gets smug* does Australia Jr. Know that Canadians are better than Americans in every possible way? We don't even try, it's literally just that easy. Also we can own most of the same guns with no issue.
>>51679428
1. Horse semen is only served on ladys night (which is friday here)
2. That joke isn't even funny
3. Most men have never even tried horse semen shots
>>51679461
>facebookfrog
That joke isn't even funny
>America
>bastion of freedom
Wew lad. I'll just give you your (you)
>>51679430
>Canada
>better than America
>didn't even get the moon first
Australia faggots stay out of this thread plz
>>51679461
*pushes you* what's the matter horse lover? If it's just for women what's your excuse?
*bullies you more, etc *
>>51679489
fuck off, I was batting for you guys in the other gun thread
>>51679489
sup
>>51679376
I thought it was pretty easy to get guns in NZ?
>>51679376
I propose an exchange. All the remaining individualist alpha men from Europe and the former Anglo colonies come to America and we, in turn, send our leftist faggots over to Europe. They get what they want. We get what we want. Problem solved.
>>51679524
I love you Australia :3
>>51679376
>nz
wrong proxy bruh
>>51679508
What do you even have against horse semen shots? I've never tried it myself, but it doesn't seem all that disgusting. How is it any different from having milk or honey in your beer? It's more of a cultural thing than sexual. It tastes pretty good too, the texture is almost creamy.
>>51679524
>>51679525
>(You)
>its an Australian on proxy thread against
WeW
>>51679376
It costs a shit load to get a gun in nz?
>>51679569
This better be an Australian or Canadian proxy
>>51679569
>never tried it myself
>ends post by saying you tried it
Poor quality desu
>>51679376
there is no perfect country but in many ways the US is one of the best cunts out there, Switzerland takes the cake but they don't accept imigrants so the US is the second best thing in my opinion but they don't take white imigrants sadly, i would love to shoot an AR around and own one but the only place i can shoot here is at a range after i take a 1 hour safety and gun use course and they don't have that many guns.....
>tfw no gun shooting white pretty gf
>>51679376
>YEARS
>THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
>NZ flag
>>51679376
i don't agree
Why couldn't I have been born as a white American? Every day I curse Amatarasu for making me Japanese!
>>51680135
greatest ally
>>51680135
>If God made the world into a feature film America would be the protagonist
>another victim of Australian banter
WHO CAN STOP THIS MADNESS?
>>51679461
Wait a minute nigga are you for real? Horse semen shots?
>>51679376
We don't have a second amendment but getting a weapon is pretty easy here. You get a note from your doctor that says you are fit to practice sport shooting, get licensed in a shooting club, costs around 100€/year and you're done. Only restriction is on weapon category. You need a permit for military grade equipment.
>>51679376
I'd still prefer to not get shot though.
>it's an "Australian with a proxy" thread
>>51682086
Guns aren't the problem. It's the people wielding them.
>>51680499
can (You) stop it?
>>51679376
>that feeling when you've really have been shot
>>51680681
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html
>>51679376
>THE TRUTH IS EVERY FUCKING COUNTRY WISHES THEY HAD THEIR OWN SECOND AMENDMENT.
this.
America=promised land
>>51679376
It takes a month and maybe $350 if you include the safe to get your firearms licence here in New Zealand.
>>51679376
0/10. You reek of American and proxy.
Even if you weren't an American, there'd still be no doubt to why you're feeling like this. Little kek country. Fucking poof.
http://www.guncity.com/christmas-sale-/sale-centrefire
Also, gun city is having their Christmas sale.
$300 for SKS's
>>51682571
No he's an actual kiwi he posts stuff like this all the time. He has a really enjoyable self-deprecating style of humour.
I'd bet all my money it's sissy socks sally
I've been to the US.
I felt less freedom there - if anything.
It's a ok country but I don't consider it my first choice as a country to live in.
Despite what you lads on /int/ may think we have a quite big cultural gap between us, Euros and Americans that is.
I'll never forger beans in bbq sauce tho.
