>Be Australian
>Go to the beach with SPF 3000 sunscreen
>Get through the heart by a stingray
>Your entire family comes to the funeral
>They all instantly die of extreme skin cancer
>Priest chokes on the toy in a kinder egg
#justaustralianthings
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*a roar of laughter erupts from the back of the thread*
*from the shadows, a smug Canadian emerges, clapping sarcastically* This thread...this thread is rich! The humour is uh...heh, well it's really something else bud.
*grabs op by the throat*
But you made one mistake...slandering a kinder egg surprise is punishable by death under Canadian law.
*punches through your heart*
>>51678726
for once an American made a 5/5 bant and you just had to shit it up
delet at once
>>51678745
Poor taste m8
>>51678726
This is actually a bro tier post
>>51678726
>canadian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51679593
*smacks your butt*
Give me cocaine or something lol
I sensed a butthurt reply from merica but for once it was genuine bantz, I'll allow it.
>>51678567
>be American
>waddle outside
>get mauled by the basketball american horde
Wouldn't have it any other way 2bf.
>>51679604
UNA PUTA HOJA LMAO
>>51679593
>bagged milk
>>51679683
UNAAAAAA VELAAAAAAA
>>51679712
>bodybagged autists
