You will never be American
She's too fat for me
>tfw American
>>51676217
>being stuck cleaning my pallet
>>51676217
>you'll never stick your breadstick in between her buns
>>51676251
BLACKED when?
>>51676234
Beggars can't be choosers you aspie fuck
>>51676251
gross
Damn who is this kike temptress?
Love me some USA
>>51676327
>screenshot
saving it for later there bud?
>>51676345
ofc
good.
>>51676349
fucking faggot
>>51676251
Holy shit how tall is that bitch
Dwyane Wade is like what, 6'5?
>>51676436
Karlie Kloss is 6'1 barefoot
Anchor baby here, American and Canadian
>>51676217
thank god
>>51676217
that's not true
i will get a greencard some day
i may be 30 by then and thus un able to fuck teenage cali sluts but i will be american
>>51676217
Terrible feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX0bA43ePWM
>>51678173
>>51678284
I actually like the song desu
The video looks like something I would have made in Macromedia Flash when I was 14 though
>Never be an American
>Never get shot
good
>>51676251
>>51676314
Nice proxy, Swede
>>51679263
#LoveWins
>>51678084
Senpai what are you talking about? You could still fuck young cali girls but it might have to be at night...in a dark alley...with a black mask...
>>51679331
>black girl
>>>/trash/
>>51679331
DELETE THIS
>>51679372
Well you're not wrong
What's the appeal?
>mass shootings are daily routine
>wooden houses anyone can quick
>untrained, low quality cops, physically and mentally unfit for job
>no privacy
>no freedom (largest prisoner population)
>poison food, not even bread is sugar free
>niggers and minorities everywhere
>women are all trash
>minorities are literally a majority in some places
>no public transport
>shit society (you are either a thug or #triggered)
>cant get educated
>cant get patched up
What does being American middle class offer to me over being Serbian middle class?
At least here I can count on my concrete house, actual food, actual police force, chance at higher education, no minorities anywhere, security, functional public transport, privacy, the list really goes on.
>>51676217
She looks like a fucking GTA character what the fuck?
>>51676217
she looks like Alan Partridge
>>51679614
>largest prison population
Kek that's because society is degenerative, not because it's a police state or some shit.
Also one may rise up through the economy easily if they have the will and they don't even need that much of an education to do so
>>51679614
>either a thug or triggered
How about no, have even been to America? If so you went to the wrong part
>>51679614
>mfw I know this is obvious bait but it is 100% true
>>51679955
It's not bait anon.. It's the truth
>I will always be American
Best song to kill myself to?
>>51679614
>Serbian middle class?
But the Americans commit fewer war crimes than your lot. That's for sure.
>>51676251
Why are black bodies so aesthetically pleasing?
>>51680200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqlplSmbuaI
>>51676251
fuck off, Karlie is pure
>>51679955
Stop posting the fake version
>>51680213
These 'war crimes' are only such if you live under the false presumption that muslims are actually human. It's really animal cruelty at best.
>>51679614
But you will have television that praises you every 2 seconds.
Also you don't need to be able to think or to decide anything in your life.
>>51680200
https://youtu.be/cbcjqxhIJ3Y
>>51680365
Kek
>that feel when you realise you will never be a yank
feel with me boys, it's a wonderful thing
>>51680213
>believing in "war crimes"
>implying there is war without crime.
>>51676217
doesn't feel bad to be honest.
>>51680213
Yeah well at least we never nuked any civilians.
>>51676217
Yet.
>>51676217
>euphoria 2011
heh, was actually there
>>51679263
>BLACKED is Swedish
>BLACKED has Swedish customers
lmao
>>51680309
Think it's the colour of skin makes their muscles stand out.
>>51679614
>sugar free
You're lucky to get actual sugar in the US, everything has corn syrup in it.
>tfw american
>>51676217
thank god
>>51679614
>What does being American middle class offer to me over being Serbian middle class?
Opportunity? No matter how hard you work in Serbia you'll never be able to achieve a level of success that would even register on the American scale.
>mfw Serbia has no billionaires
>that's right not a single one
>mfw the richest man in Serbia is only half way there
Have fun in your commieblock, Mr. Middleclass.
>>51683854
>America
>social mobility
>>51683925
American social mobility estimates are tarred by worthless welfare leeches who never make an effort to do anything but to wring the wallets of the American taxpayers dry with their endless demand for European style entitlements. Utter trash.
You know, trash. Something you're probably very familiar with being an Italian. Have fun in your poor, decrepit Euro backwater, mon'amie.
>>51679614
>mass shootings are daily routine
Not really, and you have to account for the fact the the US is almost as large as Europe, both geographically and population wise.
>wooden houses anyone can quick
Such is life in states without cold winters or earthquakes.
>untrained, low quality cops, physically and mentally unfit for job
You really are a top memester.
>no privacy
As if you have any more of it.
>no freedom (largest prisoner population)
No one is forcing you to commit crimes, faggot. Besides, the USA is the most free country on earth because of one simple reason: the 2nd amendment.
>poison food, not even bread is sugar FREE
Coming to Europe with TTIP.
>niggers and minorities everywhere
Whites make up 75% of the population. Memester.
>women are all trash
>implying your cig-smelling, vodka-soaked whores are any better
>minorities are literally a majority in some places
This is true in most countries.
>no public transport
Why would anyone prefer communist transport over the freedom of private transportation?
>shit society (you are either a thug or #triggered)
sure thing
>cant get educated
It's not our fault you're dumb.
>cant get patched up
Sure you can, and it'll cost just as much as in Europe, except you pay it as insurance and not tax.
>What does being American middle class offer to me over being Serbian middle class?
A whole lot more money and freedom, that's for sure.
>>51684139
>Statistics don't count because muh murrican dream!
Now I understand why most SJW are murricans, you guys just have a thing for ignoring reality
>>51684195
>statistics don't count
The statistics show that the US is richer and more powerful than Italy. Every road leads to Washington, D.C. How's that feel, you little hick who loves to cite ancient glory days?
>>51684170
>Not really, and you have to account for the fact the the US is almost as large as Europe, both geographically and population wise.
Last mass shooting here was when? The Paris attacks?
>>51684240
So, statistics count when they make America look good, but not when they imply that it's not the perfect utopia? You are just like feminists and their income gap myth
>>51684292
>Last mass shooting here was when? The Paris attacks?
Why are you so obsessed about mass shootings? "Gun violence" is not a big killer at all compared to alcohol, cigs or private transportation. Why aren't you cunts willing to ban those things? Oh, that's right, because guns are a tool of power and those cannot be entrusted to the plebs, amirite? Elitist fuckwad.
>>51683854
If you're not in the 1% (make over $500k) you don't have a right to post this
>>51684394
>So, statistics count when they make America look good, but not when they imply that it's not the perfect utopia?
You're the strawmanner, not me. You tell me.
>You are just like feminists and their income gap myth
I don't need statistics to prove a point about anything, and neither does anyone with half a brain, since they all realize that ideology decides everything.
>>51684195
All this coming from some guy whose country is a glorified museum. I mean talk about lack of opportunity. There's no future in Italy. Your whole fucking country is just a giant graveyard where over 12% of the population doesn't have a job and all that anyone has to take pride in is a frail echo of past glory.
>>51684417
Leave it to someone whose country doesn't even have ANY glories past, present, or future to misunderstand what opportunity means.
>>51684504
>Leave it to someone whose country doesn't even have ANY glories past, present, or future to misunderstand what opportunity means.
Not to be a cunt, but Alexander the Great was Macedonian.
>>51684442
>You're the strawmanner, not me. You tell me.
Say s the guy who wrote the actual strawman "How's that feel, you little hick who loves to cite ancient glory days?"
>I don't need statistics to prove a point about anything, and neither does anyone with half a brain, since they all realize that ideology decides everything.
Hegel is that you? How did you manage to live for over 250 years?
>>51684504
You actually have a point, at least in America you have something to look forward to, even if the chances of reaching it are almost nonexistent
>>51684537
Yeah. A real Macedonian, not a "Former Yugoslav Repubublic Macedonian" slav.
>>51684557
>Say s the guy who wrote the actual strawman "How's that feel, you little hick who loves to cite ancient glory days?"
That's an acute observation, not a strawman.
>Hegel is that you?
No, it's Zizek.
>How did you manage to live for over 250 years?
I didn't.
>>51679263
Hahaha, watch this desperate american
>>51684720
>That's an acute observation, not a strawman.
>>51676217
that's a guy right?
>>51684606
I know I have a point. Being American affords us certain opportunities. But opportunities do not always pan out. It's the "American Dream" not the "American Guarantee".
>>51684770
>dat gif
So, this is the world we live in, where memes make people flip, quite literally.
>>51684504
You talk about countries and local economies, that's how I know you're a sheep spewing bullshit.
>>51685096
Spewing bullshit huh? Gee wiz, I'm sorry. Have any of my facts been inaccurate or are they just upsetting to you? Would it be inaccurate of me to say that your poor little hole of a country has a GDP that is four times less than that of tiniest US State? Would it be inaccurate of me to say that the average Macedonian monthly income is over four times less that of the average American monthly income? Or would it just be upsetting?
>>51676217
Thanks for reminding me! I feel better again!
>>51676217
Why does she have a white breast insert?
Fuck she must have nothing up there
>>51676217
Thank God!
>>51686771
>>51676217
dat ass though
>>51676217
>Wanting an American girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
well, that's not true. anyone can be american
>>51683358
lmao that's the dumbest thing i'll read all day
>>51680351
autism
>>51676217
Im sure she developed that ass to compensate for the face. Fuck she's ugly.
>>51676217
>tfw no jewish gf
>>51686827
4/10 at best
>you will never bring Dixie to Her full glory
feels bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDGGlckXvww
>>51690133
>>51690452
>>51690452
>>51690505
This is a Jew. I know this because I grew up in a mostly Jewish part of my state.
>>51690505
kike skank/10
Get checked
>>51676217
green card pls
i wont blow shit up i promise
>>51678173
kinda catchy desu
watched the whole thing. so even yurop grills want to be American this badly?
>>51679614
because in this country if you are smart, have will power, and are good with people, you can become a millionaire much quicker than anywhere else and laugh at the idiots that you mentioned in your greentext
>>51684537
>Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
>ANYTHING like the actual Greek Macedonia
most pathetic country I can think of besides maybe Albania, stealing historic glory from Greece like impetulent children
