How hard is it to get a gf in your country?
In Britain it's really hard.
with your face hard anirite xP
>>51672284
>get a job
>go to church
>maintain decent hygiene
>don't have autism
Getting a job is the hardest part here.
im busy to research manga
Lmao getting a gf anywhere in the UK is relatively easy. You're the problem.
t. Brit
>>51672237
Don't know, never tried, never got one.
Don't care about it yet, I'll think of this after my PhD
Pretty easy just get eye contact and make and make connection. Then start speaking shit
- Negatives -
If your outsider , our qt wont respect and give you even close same opportunites. Prepare overwathcing.
white pig should really stay at home or go sweden
>>51672539
Unfortunate mate
I went to Switzerland not long ago. Swiss women are absolutely gorgeous. I saw literally hundreds and hundreds of women who made me think "If I could have sex with her my life would be complete".
Though I did also wonder how you would get a girlfriend in the Swiss way of life. You're more reserved than we are.
Hardest part is actually getting the courage to ask the girl out and break the ice.
Once the ice is broken it's usually easy but VERY likely to end up with one or both people cheating. Fidelity is a thing of the past.
>>51672501
Is it fuck, they're all frigid
Almost impossible. You have to be muscular and really outgoing.
One girl in my school group therapy said a few days ago that she was going to join me in the dining hall sometime because she sees me there often, but I think she was just being nice.
It's hard for me since I don't really want it. I'm 23 and never had one, I wouldn't know what to do with one.
It's actually very easy.
All you have to do is be yourself.
>>51672727
Same.
I'm 21 and have no idea what people even do with their gf's. I don't even know what people do with friends either since I never had any.
>>51672649
I'm even more of a sperg than the regular Swiss.
But plain fucking doesn't interest me.
I want an everlasting relationship. Either that or die alone, I've decided.
if you're me, it's impossible
that's all i know
>>51672877
This
fuck knows. this country's entire society is screwed up. if you are fat and shy like I am you are infinitely screwed in the unfun sense.
>tfw 26 year old hugless, kissless, handholdless virgin
>>51672718
give it a try dude.
>>51672708
>UK girls
>frigid girls
These are mutually exclusive.
>>51672947
>fat and shy
Immigrate to the southern United States.
Your chances will improve tenfold.
>>51672237
I haven't been single since I was 16 for more than 2 weeks, to be fair I've only had 2 girlfriends.
I think it just gets harder after you leave high school, because your not surrounded by the same girls all the time, it's hard to get a girl to like you.
I really hope I don't become single again.
>>51672718
The trick is knowing how to catch onto non verbal cues (not easy) and then using this to start a conversation. That's it. Once you get some practice learning non verbal gestures, it will come naturally.
t. former robot now semi-normie
>>51672237
>get gf
>hot, good sex
>still unhappy and want to leave her
Idk what's wrong with me
>tfw fall in love with strangers
the hard part is getting them to love me back
>>51673125
Humans are programmed to be eternally unhappy and always want something else despite being satisfied.
>>51672284
How hard is it to get a job in Spain?
>tfw your country's culture values being talkative even more
Time to move to nippon and find some shy qt 3.14s
>>51672718
I'm a manlet with a 5 inch penis who's had plenty of gf and sex, it's actually really easy. I'm not sure what's wrong with you people. It's real loyalty that's hard to find but anyone can get a bitch.
>>51673162
>tfw the quote on the left-down side is from a book you like
>>51672708
I learned everything I needed to know about obtaining Brit QTs from Peep Show
>>51673209
>lol why are poor people so poor
>just get a job lol
Literally you.
>>51672840
Haha, that was me for my entire first real relationship.
It lasted 6 months and I think we went on like 1 date, the rest was just making out in her room, super lame. She never even touched my dick.
My second girlfriend was a bit better, but I'm just a generally boring person, she always wanted to go out and do things and I just wanted to stay home and watch movies and cuddle. I also hate party culture.
She's gotten more tame since, I think I played a big part in making her less of a typical teenage girl.
>>51672851
Don't ever go to heavy tourist areas like the promenade of Lake Geneva during the height of summer
As a virgin, it fucking killed me. I was surrounded on all sides by gorgeous, young European women all baring their beautiful sun-kissed legs in summer dresses.
Summer music playing, so many attractive young couples holding hands, people playing in the water, bodacious women in scantily clad bikinis... Everybody there was enjoying life whilst I felt only melancholy.
>>51673228
is it a reference to the stranger, by Camus?
>>51673209
I don't know. Sex to me sounds like a very serious commitment. I'm baffled whenever I hear how casually people talk about BJs and don't consider it anything serious. I'll never understand how people can just hook up and never talk again.
>>51673175
It's not that, I'm just an extremely odd combo of good looking normie who's secretly hates all normal shit. So I get girls but there's no real connection and that only makes me more depressed and lonely. I leave every gf I have and always feels like even when they say they love me that we're both just fucking around. Probably be forever alone desu.
>>51673228
We know. Everyone born after 1960s has read the stranger.
>>51672237
It probably isn't.
>>51673299
Indeed, you're right!
>>51673295
I only went once to Geneva, I got my driving licence only a year ago and the train is expensive as fuck, like 40€ to travel an hour or something.
Besides, I'm more of a forest guy
If you're white it's super easy to get an Asian gf, but super hard to get a white gf cause they're all going for that big black cock...
>>51673303
I agree with you but it's still easy. I just talk and smile and say whatever comes to mind and I hate casual sex and small talk but I'll get lonely every few months and go pussy searching. It still feels empty but it isn't hard.
>>51673364
Yeah you sound like an autist mate
Enjoy your permavirginity
>>51673331
Really weird, I stopped reading it literally two minutes ago to take a break and browse 4chan while eating dinner. I was shocked to see that, nobody else I mentioned it to knows what the fuck I'm talking about. I try not to bring up reading because the conversation inevitably turns to Harry Potter or 50 Shades of Gray. If I say I don't like either I get dirty looks.
>tfw husbando
Just got a Russian gf - going on a date on Sunday.
Some good advice - find a girl you find attractive and start talking to her. After a short while, begin to ignore her and her texts slowly (or just respond with short messages). Eventually try to cut all contact.
After two weeks of not even texting, this Russian girl says she's angry I ignored her but is willing to forgive as long as I go out with her on Sunday.
>mfw
What I'm saying is
>Be a bit obnoxious to women
>Receive gf
Looks like the alphas were right all along.
>>51673400
How do I sound like an autist ?
I'm really curious to know what's wrong.
>>51673432
>tfw posted the wrong pic
>>51673303
Oh cool, we share something.
When I got my first blowjob (was my current girlfriend) she made it sound all casual afterward, and I called her my girlfriend at one point, and she got mad at me. It took me like 2 weeks to get her to agree to be my girlfriend.
I think thats why I am so fucking scared of her cheating on me, I can't imagine sex as something that casual, and if she can, than she can't ever understand how much sex means to me, and she might think giving a dude a handy or something is just some casual shit, and it will destroy me.
I know she wouldn't, it's been a couple years now, and she's totally changed, it's just hard to shake that fear.
>>51673374
Seriously where do all you people live? White girls are super easy and still mostly go for white guys. You guys really need to not believe memes and just go for it sometimes.
>>51673427
Well you are from USA. Home of idiocy.
>>51673374
Black guy here.
>but super hard to get a white gf cause they're all going for that big black cock...
They aren't, trust me. It's just a meme.
>>51673446
This also. Most girls just want what they can't have and what others want. Ignore the hot ones for a mid and soon all the hot ones will storm you.
>>51673487
No, the canuck is right. Just look how popular BLACKED has gotten. White girls clearly just want the BBC. It's best to not even ask them out anymore.
idk
>>51673453
I try to be relatable and share my experience and you just respond with how expensive trains are and that you like forests
You won't find girls in forests mate
>>51673446
Is she this qt (pic related)? Russian women are beautiful.
>>51673533
>>51673487
This. White girls want o bang black guys because the rumors, and to be fair, they can be very attractive, but they want to settle down with a white man.
It's that inert racism I think, they subconsciously think a black man couldn't take care of them.
>>51673507
>TFW I know
Murrica is the greatest country on Earth, how could we let this happen? Why are they doing this to me?
>tomorrow I'll be a 20 year old khv
>>51673446
Dude, it's pretty much:
Step1: Be attractive
Step2: Don't be unattractive
>>51673608
That's fucking nothing. I'm 21.
>>51673551
Can't tell if serious but I've never lost a girl to a black person or even seen a girl I had any interest in with a black guy. I just don't understand how a slightly above average looking guy with a small dick like me can get laid no problem but some people think it's impossible. I literally just talk none stop and it happens.
>>51673608
>>51673635
>in ten days, i'll be a 22 year old khv
>>51673583
About the same qt level.
Her facial shape is slightly more round and she has a bit lighter colored hair with green eyes.
>>51673608
You have already gone past the point of no return.
RIP
>>51673057
I wish anon, one day maybe.
>>51673580
Ah, sorry mate... Can I say I'm too tired to think correctly ?
Besides, train really is expensive tho.
And forest are great because it's quuet. In town, there's always people talking, walking everywhere, sometimes even shouting.
I just love quietness, making some fire in a wood and cooking some meat.
But yeah, I need to find a girl to take in my forest
>>51673635
28 here
>have gf
>thinks she's cheating any time we're apart
I'd rather not have a gf now.
not that hard tbqh
>>51672351
Surely that means by definition that gfs are harder than jobs if they require a job.
>>51673635
I'm 28. And unless my friend hired a prostitute and didn't tell me about it he is 30 and a kissless virgin.
Not as uncommon as you might think.
Trust me guys, I'm pretty fucking homely myself, I'll post a picture in a bit if there's interest. Just put yourself out there, and be confident, chicks love confidence. Don't be a dick, and you may be able to get a girlfriend.
And even if your first relationship is garbage (mine was), you'll have gained some confidence, and it'll be easier the next time.
Trust me guys, women don't always go for the hottest guy.
>>51673653
Fuck girls, who needs em.
We can have fun all by ourselves, are you vers? Lets 69 that BWC.
>>51673746
Post pic. Need proofs.
>>51672237
>ctrl+f
>waifu
0 results
>ctrl+f
>2D
0 results
This is too /r9k/ and not enough /a/utism.
>>51673698
>iktf
It's worth it I think though.
You want to know something shitty? Me and my gfs "song" is Mr. Brightside.
When we started dating she took someone else to prom (I had just broken up with her friend, it would be insensitive to go with her). Then that night we got drunk at a party, and she kissed her prom date.
It still hurts thinking about that years later. It set me up to be a jealous guy. Now I can't not worry about it when I'm not there.
sometimes I wish I was single, because I'd get a break from this jealousy, plus I could test if I can really get girls, but it's worth it, I really like this girl.
I wouldn't even know what to do with a gf. I never kissed anyone before. It would probably take me a couple months just to work up the courage for that.
It's not that hard here, but still, tfw no gf
>>51673840
My gf left another guy for me. Then I left her and she left a second guy for me. She's was a cheer leader in high school and from a rich family and I'm just some average guy. I always feel like she'll do the same to me.
>>51673842
My first girlfriend literally asked me why I didn't kiss her after our second date. The next date I forced myself to kiss her.
It's hard the first time around man, but it gets easier.
>>51673796
Alright. Pic related.
>>51673819
Try ctrl+f husbando
>>51673875
kek Argentina land of the "chocolate kiss"
nasty fucks
>>51673945
Will you ever post your feet? How many times must I ask you? At least post socks.
>>51674037
this
post socks
>>51673917
I'm also >>51673468
That first BJ was the night of prom, so she kissed that guy after sucking my dick.
So at least he kissed a girl with my cum in her mouth.
>>51674037
>>51674068
>>51674070
Looks like both of us made others our keks but we're also made beta by the fear of being karmakekd
There's an abundance of asian girls with self-esteem issues, so it's easy to get a girlfriend but they're crazy, and not in the "my girlfriend is crazy man" way, actually crazy.
>>51672237
its literally not. i'm an perpetually unemployed alcoholic with 1/3 of my teeth missing and have had several. no, im not a chav and neither were they.
>>51674079
i dream about massaging your italian feet, kissing up your legs, and going down on you. i bet your vagina is so beautiful.
>>51674144
>with 1/3 of my teeth missing
Yeah bu that's normal their right?
>>51674136
No self respecting White guy would want to go out with some ugly insectoid chink
>>51674166
hell no. i know the memes but absolutely not, it's a disgrace tbqh and fuels my drinking/mental health issues badly.
>>51674190
That's where you made your first mistake, I have no self-respect
>>51674159
Beautiful pussy right here
>>51674198
It was a joke lad.
If it makes you feel any better, I know a guy who has a severely chipped tooth who was recruited as a model for fashion week in Paris, and they fucking loved the tooth, told him to smile more, so the crowds could see it.
Some people dig the grungy look.
>>51672733
Well, not YOU. YOU shouldn't be YOURself.
>>51672975
>same except 23
Why did it come to this, anon?
>>51674144
My father has about 5 teeth left and is 60 years old and still gets girls half his age
>tfw Chinese gf (pic related)
>tfw living together with her in Shanghai
>she wakes me up with blowjobs sometimes and cleans/cooks/does laundry
>always dtf
>tight as fuck body, works out with me, great ass
>she thought white guys were handsome in the past, but now that she's with me she only wants whites :^)
>tfw she has a rape fetish
feels good tbph.
>tfw life is looking up
>but I'm only 19
You go into /r9k/ threads, and they talk about how when they were younger they were doing great, then their gf cheated or something and they downward spiraled into autism. I don't want that to happen to me.
I'm scared /int/.
>>51674264
yeah it's mostly a self-image problem i agree. i mean it's really not good, but there are still chicks out there willing to sleep with me, so I guess it could be worse. problem is dentistry here is largely practical > cosmetic so I need to earn some money to get em fixed.
>>51673723
Yes they are harder than jobs
>>51674398
Sounds like a decent fuck but I bet her arse is horrible
>>51674406
I'm 19
>bald
>short (5'7)
>black
I don't know what to do. Life cannot get any worse than it is now. I just want someone to hug, cuddle, and sleep with.
She doesn't have to be pretty. She doesn't have to be skinny. As long as she's less than 300lbs and showers regularly, I'll take her.
I don't think women are special nor do I think they'll "complete" me, but I'm a fucking man. Every night when I fall asleep there is one thing one my mind.
I'll be purchasing a shotgun soon. The success rate is 90%+ with shotguns.
>>51674454
YES Boland
Your women are excellent
>>51674556
I have never seen a black person being this pussy. Man the fuck up.
>>51674556
Don't be a retard a kill yourself.
>>51674556
that's rough man. stay positive though. I bet you have a lot else going for you & chicks dig the overall package more than 'just looks'.
>>51674454
>You will never, ever get to touch, kiss or jizz on a divine pair of tits as those, belonging to a European beauty
>>51674556
>myth that black people are naturally more masculine
That's a damn shame man.
White people get to just be themselves, theirs no pressure to be masculine or feminine like blacks and asians respectively.
Hang in there man, and if you must kill yourself, do it in a less messy way. That's fucked up to whoever finds you.
>>51674641
Why are Polish girls so lewd?
>>51674753
>That dress
>that pose
Like I'm looking back in time. I hope she's not a slut in real life.
>>51674556
>be american
>shot yourself
>90% success rate
>you get the 10%
>call police
>get shot
>>51674753
She's gorgeous
>>51674598
>tfw lost virginity to gorgeous very chill polish girl when I was 22
she gave me so much confidence I slept another girl the next night and then another one later that week
>>51674854
>You will never, ever have a girlfriend like this
>You will never, ever get to grab handfuls of her big titties in bed
Why do you have all these pictures? Polish guy confirmed neighborhood voyeur.
>>51674924
Lucky lad. I have a fantasy of marrying a gorgeous and modest Polish woman and having lots of White children with her.
>>51675066
>Poles
>white
>>51675109
Rasheed
You guys want to listen to a recording me rubbing my feetz together?
>>51675173
Igor...
>>51673162
This hit pretty hard.
>>51675301
>that floor
what the fuck Poland
>>51675380
/r/ing webm
>>51672237
Not very hard. Many girls are even more desperate than NEETs. It's quite difficult if you're picky though.
>>51675380
Aren't they German?
>>51675066
yes I was very lucky boy :^)
goodluck with your dreams
>>51673162
>I wonder if im really bisexual or just incredibly lonely
FUCJK
Dude I never even hugged people other than my parents and even then I only recall my mother hugging me twice and my father once
Try to guess how hard is getting a gf
>>51673162
god damn. that image.
It isn't hard to get a girlfriend. No matter where you are fllow these simple rules:
1. Live in a town/city where there are more women than there are men.
2. Don't be pussy.
3. Don't be a slob.
Its easy. How the hell can you people be 25 year old hand holdless kissless virgins?
>>51675822
Just want to grab a handful of that blonde's tits
>>51675879
>2. Don't be pussy.
oops
>woke up from mom and dad fighting every morning as a kid
>weekend would be screaming for hours on end, the most personal insults thrown around
>promise myself I'll never make mysekd this vulnerable to another human
>present day, I'm actively ruining every potential serious romance, and even stopped bothering with slutty slags when drunk
>>51675882
I know she's cute and all. But that picture just gives me the urge to push her in for the shits and giggles.
There is something wrong with me.
>If other people in my country are anything to go by, apparently it's relatively easy
>TFW still can't do it anyway
Rate yourself /int/
Attractiveness: 0-3
Money: 0-2
Athletics: 0-2
Charm: 0-3
Me:
>1.5
>2.0
>1.5
>1.0
Total: 6
>>51672237
It's hard because of the autistic social culture.
>>51676013
>0.5
>2
>0
>>51676013
Attractiveness: 7
Money: 10
Athletics: 9
Charm: -99999999999999999 x -999999999999999999999
>>51676013
I'm not Mexican: 10/10
Total: 10
>>51676013
>0.5
>2
>0.5
>0
>>51676068
Not sure what you were trying to imply but that's make your charm positive
>>51676013
2
0
1
0
>>51676068
a negative times a negative is a positive huemonkey
>>51676086
>French man
>Attractiveness 0.5
You are kidding, right ?
French men are handsome, no homo of course
It's hard if you are not good looking and social.
>>51672237
1-don't be fat
2-have enough money to take em out once or twice a week
3-either be very dominant or a faggot who feeds their princess syndrome
4-???
5-profit
>>51672237
Really easy, sluts sluts everywhere.
>>51676082
how long does a group of girls like this need to hang together before their menstruation is in sync?
>>51676183
Well according to what I seee in the mirror I would rate myself 1.5 or 2/3, but when i correlate that with the compliments I've (not) received and the obvious lack of interest from the opposite sex (though that may have to do with other factors) that theory doesn't hold up
>>51676183
kill yourself
>>51676185
Imagine caressing her legs and thighs
>>51675954
there's a lot of garbage in that river, poland
>>51674398
>Singapore
>White
>>51676185
hnnngh
Anon please reinforce my stereotype that I could visit Rio or Florio and get a qt Brasileira for being white and moderately attractive.
I could probably get one but wouldn't know what to do if I did.
>>51676013
>Attractiveness 1.5
>Money 1.5
>Athletics 1
>Charm 2.5
Total: 6.5
>>51676013
>2.25
>0.25
>2
>1.75
>>51673162
This really hits home
>>51672237
Idk m8 in your country I got your mum to suck me off for some Quavers
>>51676013
0
0.5
0
0.5
>>51676013
1
0
0.3
0
1.3 total
>>51676013
4*0 = 0
>tfw
>>51672237
easy but hard at the same time
>>51676013
1.0
0
.5
.5
not that hard if you are tall white and good looking. i'm pretty autistic but have had 3 gfs and get layed a fair amount
>>51677416
explain
>>51674454
>>51672237
At this point, I've pretty much accepted the fact that I'm going to die alone surrounded by weeb shit and obsolete game consoles.
>>51679256
Get a grip, James, we are waiting for the next AVGN episode
>>51674926
>feels bad
>>51676013
> 2
>1
>0
>2
>>51672237
it isn't hard at all
what is hard, however, is finding a grill that didn't have a dozen chad dicks in her and isn't a huge drama queen
>tfw no soft bookworm shut-in gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytGKRRNrbdo
Here in Mexico, just be as basic as you can-
>watch fútbol religiously
>Listen Maná or Cafe Tacuva, Gusana Ciega, El tri, Molotov or other basic Mexican rock band
>Eat tacos, drink cerveza and watch some Mexican shows like Señor de los cielos, or any other Univision stuff.
>Be as political illiterate as you can
>Never blame yourself
>Have a love-hate relationship with every woman you know.
>You'll get someone eventually.
>Oh and also don't forget cheating on her. Is like an unwritten law.
>>51679523
Do Mexicans measure their cheating achievements like westerners measure their dicks? And, like, whoever had cheated most becomes a president?
>>51674556
>bald
>black
The problem?
>>51676301
French guys are hnnng, even when they're not attracitve. There's just something about them
>>51673945
No slavic guy wants to get married before 35+. No husband to be found ;_;
>>51679580
>like westerners measure their dicks
Cheating is as normal here as drinking beer or going to work.
>>51673162
How to get invited to parties? I'm in community college.
>>51679831
i'm also 6'3 and more attractive than about 90% of my peers
>>51672237
>get a boyfriend as a fag
not that hard but be ready to show 0 affection in public and hide who you are for the rest of your life, that's if you don't want to get beaten to a coma by your own neighbours
>as a grill
walking down the street will get you 3 guys, but chad is harder to get whore
>>51676013
3
0
1
1
never had one
>>51676013
>Attractiveness
1.7
>Money
0
>Athletics
1.2
>Charm
1
>>51672237
its not that hard m8 you are the problem
>>51676068
>IQ: 14+(-8)
>>51676013
Attaraxy = 3
Monkey = 2
Assassin = 0
Chlor = 0
>>51676013
2.0
0.5
1.5
1.0
Wew
It's like i have infinite reserves of spaghetti when talking to women i'm interested in.
Actually it's pretty easy
You need to have a decent circle of friends who will usually set you up with someone they know
Alternatively, you can always go partying and meet new people
>>51676013
>loser with rich parents
mah nigga
>>51680990
It actually hurts more.
>tfw you fall in love with every girl that shows the slightest interest in you
>>51672718
>Almost impossible. You have to be muscular and really outgoing.
Are you the same american who writes the same shit in every thread about girls ? kek.
>>51681047
>>51681047
>tfw the opposite
'tis a cold lonely world this way anon
>>51681047
yeah this
>>51681047
>>51681109
People like you piss me the fuck off because you make women more guarded
>>51681185
Define guarded
>>51681226
Less likely to act happy and generous because it encourages losers and freaks to try and bed her
>>51672727
Same for me, plus 95% of bf/gf conversations I have overheard were so cringy it made me want to hang my self
