What happens here?
cold.
have you ever seen the Thing?
think a whole section of a country like that movie
Natives crying about muh environment and getting drunk on cheap rye or Listerine.
Drug abuse, physical abuse, and cavorting with polar bears
snowniggers
>>51671055
drug and alcohol abuse, natives crying about not getting enough free shit, also a significant portion of our nations violent crime.
>>51671055
natives living off the govt in their reserves and drinking listerine
>>51671055
forced memes
![Aerial_Of_Island[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HRiYtCD.jpg "Aerial_Of_Island[1].jpg")
>>51671055
Pic related.
Frozen barren wasteland, drunk natives, militaries.
Look at this shit, they keked us out of our islands
>>51671140
Are polar bears attacks frequent?
>>51671199
>drinking listerine
kek, I didn't even know it was a thing
>>51671192
this
the murder rate is 14 times higher than the national average, 55% of the population is smoking, etc
>>51671281
>Are polar bears attacks frequent?
No because Inuits are experienced outdoorsmen and never go out on the ice without a rifle.
>>51671253
why are those islands part of nunavut anyways? doesn't make sense at all
>>51671373
why do threads die every time i ask this
what are you hiding
>>51671055
gas huffing and polar beers and a single military base
>>51671373
its a secret
>Abo territory
Its like the Northern Territory, except its cold
Why does Canada look so disgusting, fuck, your map is not aesthetically pleasing, and why is your river connected to the ocean, that is pleb as fuck
>>51671055
suicide and some military/ science bases
>>51673690
frig off
>>51673555
it's none of your business go away
>>51673616
I need to know
I desperately need to know
>>51673576
>polar beers
Even the wildlife is all alcoholics?
![iu[10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hg6EIs6.jpg "iu[10].jpg")
>>51673781
their homes are melting, it's sad life
God tier scenery...assuming you can afford the plane ticket (unlikely)
>>51673829
>their homes are melting
>Polar bears will go extinct within the next 40 years because of stupid chinamen and Alberta polluting the atmosphere
>>51673876
>all this beautiful land
>99% empty
>99% no access
What is the point even.
>>51673743
the one time someone takes an interest in canada
>>51673888
Mostly it's China and other 3rd world countries. Alberta is a drop in the bucket vs. the output China spits out.
Much of the tar sands are shut down right now anyways due to oil dollar. They don't really make money operating with oil dollar this low.
>>51673690
>why is your river connected to the ocean
>>51673977
sssssshhhhhhhhh
>>51673690
>why is your river connected to the ocean
>>51673941
>What is the point even.
That makes it all the better when you can finally make it there. Otherwise it ends up as a hokey tourist trap like most of our national parks
>>51673761
Mostly just snow, nothing relevant. [spoiler]tonight we will take Hans island, don't tell Denmark[/spoiler]
>>51674099
you fool
>>51671055
>tfw you live further north than over half of nunavut
>>51674099
oh shit spoilers don't work
>>51674129
move to Canada and build sauna houses already
>>51674099
canada.jpg
>>51673731
>>51673994
>>51674056
You didn't even answer the question, it makes no sense? Why?
>>51674570
Have you ever heard of a river that isn't connected to the ocean? Have you ever seen a river? Don't you ever wonder where all that water ends up?
>>51674848
No, a river is not connected to the ocean, if it is, then it is not a river, it is bay. Rivers are freshwater, bays are saltwater. Checkmate
>>51674848
>Have you ever heard of a river that isn't connected to the ocean?
Okavango, Jordan and Volga, to name a few.
>>51674197
Do you think there would be a market for that?
>>51675262
yes
its like our version of siberia. its where dump all the undesirables, newfies, and chugs. it needs fucking TREES yo, this barren wasteland look sucks.
also i think once it all unfreezes we might be able to make some decent coin off of boats going thru it
Alert looks pretty comfy.
why
>>51675916
Desolate, more like it
NASA pretends it's mars there
>>51675916
I'm feeling a little uncomfortable looking at this.
>>51674973
>Australian shitposting is so advanced I can't tell if he is serious
Just in case you are actually this stupid, rivers all flow into the ocean eventually. Then the river water gets salty in the estuary/delta. NorwayAnon just pointed out some other rivers though, some certain ones drain into very large, ocean like places. Either way, it shouldn't surprise you that one of the largest countries in the world has a river following into the ocean.
>>51674129
Where do you live, yo?
[spoiler]also lewd[/spoiler]
Christ I would never live there.
All the modern comforts that I take for granted, nunavut is there.
>>51671055
Alcoholism, childhood trauma, inbreeding, 15 dollar carrots, and dialup tier internet.
The soul sucking despair is so great it has the highest suicide rate in the Americas.
I have a theory, which I based off Stan Roger's song "Northwest Passage."
Every 30 years, a lone Canadian man will be called to go north to make a pilgrimage, for in this land there is a sacred place that all Canadians must speak about with hushed tones and to make their children behave.
Because trapped within these ancient glaciers, is an elder god, with whom Canadians must perform a ritual of pilgrimage that will inevitably end in the man's death, so that it will not awaken and destroy the world.
>>51677829
I thought they had faster internet than most of Canada, thanks to satellites.
>>51678020
Shh, there are things we do not discuss with outsiders.
>>51678074
Satellites are actually really slow (as in ping speed) even if they have good bandwidth, which in Nunavut they don't. On top of that the data caps are hella low. It's quicker and cheaper to mail your friends an external hard drive and a list of torrents you want and have them mail it back to you. Literally.
>>51678020
LOL why you posting a picture of the Tungsten in Russia? That has nothing to do with the story!
>>51677829
>highest suicide rate
No that goes to good old Greenland
>>51671221
Is those giant holes in the middle of the islands? What are they?
>>51671138
Wait...so an even colder version of the Midwest minus the dindus?
>>51678688
Mining.
>>51678841
Portal to the abyss wherein the old gods that Canadians worship slumber. Before Canadians were there, the Inuit threw their children there, during their raw seal flesh eating festivities.
>>51673706
Do they experiment on the natives?
>>51678946
No. They club seals.
>>51674848
do you not know what a basin is?
>>51673690
you know nothing john nigger
>>51671221
That's not Nunavut. It's the Northwest Territories. Close, but not Nunavut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diavik_Diamond_Mine
>>51679117
How much do the natives get of this northern land?
Nunavut!
