I have to make a list of icelandic achievements for a school
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I have to make a list of icelandic achievements for a school project. Here is my list so far ;
Is there anything else I am missing?
Björk
Why did you make an exhaustive list of Nordic achievements? I thought you only mentioned Iceland
>>51669678
That's not fair. Finland has memes and Norway has a cheesegrater.
They're just Norwegians, so uncultured and uncreative spoiled brats.
>>51669612
Non jewish owned bank
>>51669727
>>51669612
>Australia
literally just a shittier version of canada, which is just a shittier version of the usa.
>>51669612
Sagas of Icelanders
>>51669819
We have a higher quality of life than you
>>51669922
lol
>>51669922
lol
>>51669612
They have a database to prevent severe inbreeding
>>51669958
We have a higher quality of life than you as well.
>>51670025
lol
>Be Icelanding
>grandfather is a british soldiers
>grandmother was a 12 year old prostitute
>>51670025
lol
>>51669981
makes sense
don't want to end up like wales or norwich
or ireland
>>51669612
>
how about eve online, putting down a volcano, being the tiniest developed country, bjork, jailing ankers, and not being part of the eu
those are good acheivements
>>51670025
lol
>>51670076
>tiniest developed country
Luxembourg
Liechtenstein
Monaco
Vatican City
The Channel Islands
Malta
>>51670076
t-thanks panabro, but you forgot books. Also please remove b*ork from that list.
>>51670100
You too buddy.
>>51669612
Smallest number of gun related deaths per gun and per person
>>51670131
the butthurt is strong
>>51670104
>malta
>developed
Sigur Ros is nice band
>>51670159
>be american
>get shot
>get robbed on the bus ride to the hospital
>becone bankrupt due to medical bills
>>51670115
i dont know any icelandic books but you also have 1 nobel prize in cliterature, appeared in a ben stiller film and have plenty of ielandic football players in international leagues
>>51669727
uncreative??? Do you actually know how many names norwegians have to describe swedes? it must be atleast 1000. Losers, fags, lowlifes just to name a few
>>51670273
>be Australian
>die of skin cancer while losing war to emus
this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>51670273
>emus
>>51670324
Do people realise how much we don't care about this emu war? I reckon 99% of Australians don't even know about it.
>>51670376
delet this
>>51670382
We literally helped you with the apollo 11 mission
>>51670384
>Australians try to cover up their loss to emus
don't shit on iceland they have a really cool language that's like looking directly at the history of english
>>51670376
why cant icelandic girls stop racemixing?
>>51669727
>>51670384
>be Australian
>terrified of mentioning the emu war
>embarrassing to discuss it
>afraid the emus will come and fuck you up
>can't even buy machine guns, not that they'd be effective in the hands of an aussie
>>51670405
unrecognize paletine ;^)
>>51670487
iceland is such a diverse and tolerant country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk_aWPTR9Io
>>51670552
im pro Israel :(
>>51670496
>>51670433
cod wars
>>51670618
oy vey kiddo
>>51670025
lol
>>51670658
jews > muslims
>>51670687
Too easy.
>>51670618
>>51670724
i am so sorry
try luring the muslims into a volcano, they prefer warmer climates
The Codex Regius/Elder Edda.
>>51670376
What the fuck?
my goddam sides
VAR Í JEPPEFERÐ SJÓMLAR
PATROL LÍFIÐ AMIRITE?
>>51671223
NÆS
HVERT FÓRSTU MA'R?
>>51671327
SMÁ VAÐLAHEIÐA RÚNTUR MAARR
>>51671362
TÖFF STÖFF GAUR
>>51669711
fuck u m8 we basically invented u
>>51671393
JAMS MEISTARI
KRÚSER ER DRASL AMIRITE?
>>51670724
I guess you're right
Pretty much lost all belief that rvk is a part of Iceland recently
>be in rvk like a week ago
>with my lad in a lancer
>get stuck
>people pretty much ignore us
Also saw a nigger
>>51671681
Icelanders are all antisocial cunts to begin with. How is that not normalÞ
>>51671681
>saw a nigger
t-that may have been me
>>51671741
people help other people elsewhere
>>51671758
Are you american
>>51671825
no im finnish. I moved to iceland a year ago.
>>51671758
Ísland
Já
>>51671952
tell me more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAa6JlLy_g
>>51671986
p-pls dont bully me everyone I have met so far has been very kind 2bh.
>>51672013
góð tilraun til að gera mig reiðan 2bh
>>51672088
I work, i keep to myself and im learning your language. How does that hurt you in any way?
>>51672144
as long as you dont intermarry with the locals or have children there
>>51670025
lol
>>51672144
út með þig leðja
This is considered art in Iceland
http://youtu.be/RJYbMkjJzD0
>>51672144
>>>/niggeria/
>>>/out/
>>>/trash/
>>51670382
literally, you had nothing to do with landing on the moon.
>>51671952
Finnish nigger living in Iceland? Yeah, it's 2015 alright.
>>51672192
>>51672228
im a good Christian man that contributes to society
>>51672247
Im not actually finnish, i was just born in finland
>>51672228
rude
>>51672285
your contribution is not needed.
>>51672192
>>51672228
buttmad virgins mad that their women are getting keked by some bbc.
>>51669612
They won a war despite having no army
>>51670376
What the heck am I watching?
>>51672332
i work with tourists, and keep to myself. Im not going around having sex with every woman.
>>51672416
high culture
>>51672361
My cousin slept with Justin Bieber when he went to Iceland
>>51672435
When will you be leaving?
>>51670025
lol
>>51672481
right now im making some decent money, and have a wonderful girlfriend. I don't know for sure if i will ever leave.
>>51670104
Lux and Malta are larger than Iceland (larger population)
Channel Islands is a part of Britain and the Vatican is a meme
that leaves Liechtenstein and Monaco which is fair
>>51672013
Fuck as many Icelandic whores while you're there, f a m. They need some cultural enriching.
>>51670025
Every man emits a light, like a firework, for one brilliant, splendid moment.
But some are different and their light shines even as they breathe. It is agressive, unstable, and it draws others like it nearer.
I am one of those lights, yet in the end we are all nothing but moths to the flame. I dance around it as it guides me, avoiding it even as it pulls me closer.
Yet every once in a while you meet someone who is not a moth. And even though it is difficult to tell, even they emit a speck of light. It's a bright, silver color. Like a steel blade. Yet I ask myself... how does it feel to touch?
Lets make rvk a city state
>>51672668
wut
>>51672530
plís farðu """""fréttamaður"""""" frá stundinni
wow I didn't know Icelanders were so rude
Hey whats going on in this thread?
>>51672789
It's just this one 17 year old who just got his driver's license
>>51672797
>>51672361
>famously beautiful women of iceland
aka nothing
Icelandic "people"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysPcyOvNJew
>>51670076
Sigur Ros
>>51672824
ah the infamous Akureyri shitposter
the other one who lives in the East Fjords and was doxxed like 2 years back is just as bad
>>51672789
just some edgelord bullying me for no reason. most are not like that.
>>51672228
>>>/trash/
how long has this been going
>post yfw the hotdog usurped rotten shark flesh as Iceland's favourite food
>>51672918
since 9th november this year
Hiroshimoot made the janitor's job more literal
>>51672530
Please leave. But if not be a good guy.
>>51672913
two of us in fact nigger
>>51672845
That's definitely a false meme, unless you really like blonde girls.Mediterranean girls are objectively superior though.
>Iceland
>not ice
>Greenland
>not green
Fuck Europe
>>51672824
got it a bit more than a year ago tho desu
what gave it away
>>51673001
Iceland having the strongest men and the most beautiful women is a meme from the late 80's when Jón Páll and Magnús Ver dominated the World's Strongest Man competition and Miss Iceland won Miss World twice in four years
>>51673048
DÚD
JEPPAFERÐ
LMAO
>>51672988
I bet i have contributed to society more than you.
>>51673065
Right, I guess it's like Sweden in the 70s with ABBA and all that stuff.
Iceland does seem to be genuinely good at the strongman stuff though.
>>51673029
>Greenland
>Europe
also
>Iceland
>no ice
>>51673091
jeppaferðir eru helaðar maarrr
>>51673140
nice moon runes lol
>>51673197
come back when you're relevant nz
>>51673205
Shut up
>>51673205
reminder that if you have land borders you deserve to be flooded with darkies
>>51673225
emus
>>51673117
very good
from 1984 to 1996 Iceland won World's Strongest man 8 times (Jón Páll and Magnús Ver four times each) and in recent years Hafþór Júlíus has been placing second-third but he is by far younger than the winners so he'll likely win in the coming years
>>51673065
>rat noses and wolf eyes
no thx
you should be happy though, I won't enrich them with my superior celtico-mediterrannean genes
>>51673115
thats just like ur opinion man
>>51673277
do you have a job? (other than shitposting)
do you have a girlfriend? have you had kids?
do you go to church?
>>51673065
Kv. Þórgnýr
>>51673332
kv. babbí
kominn í Verkmenntaskólann?
>>51673316
Yes
Yes
No, religions are for retards. Going to a church does not make you a better person.
Haldið þið hjá stundinni að allir rasistar séu gamlir kristnir menn?
>>51673422
>religion is for retards
faggots like you are the reason europe is so shit. fuck you.
Hvað eru margir Íslendingar (incl. finninn) hérna eginlega?
>>51673459
Allah is the answer, friend :)
>>51673459
>faggots like you are the reason europe is so shit
says the negro, kek
>>51669612
eve online?
>>51673475
I think we're four, maybe 5 incl. you
reporting
>>51673475
>negrinn
>íslendingur
>>51673358
Var í vst lokaprófinu í dag leið eins og væri prófi fyrir leikskóla börn, var það einfalt.
>>51673516
I was born in europe m8. It's my "home"..
>>51673459
DUDE
JESUS
LMFAO
My hobbies are my religion
>>51673546
Ertu lesblindur eða..?
>>51673575
no it's not go back to Africa monkey
>>51673422
>það eru siðlausir guðleysingjar í þessum
þráð
>>51673575
fremdu sjálfsmorð negri
>>51673575
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>51673591
Reyndar 2bh
Hann er samt ekki finnskur
>>51673575
still you're not european and you're preaching ancient superstitions (>inb4 le fedora) that your ancestors bowed before in order not to get rekt
you wouldn't get it anyway
>>51673592
>>51673610
>>51673612
Im conservative. I work. I pay taxes etc.
>>51673660
>ooga booga dooga ooga
>>51673660
OG TALAR EKKI ÍSLENSKU
Hvers vegna eruð þið að posta á mongólísku leirgerðar spjallborði klukkan 3 á föstudagskvöldi?
>>51673722
all nighter fyrir lokapróf í morgun, fór að sofa eftir prófið og vaknaði bara áðan
Ef þú ert ekki búinn að breyta amk 4 í múslímahatara ertu plebbi
>>51673763
þetta
>>51673722
Ég ætlaði að fara að sofa um miðnætti
en ég get ekki hætt að lesa dank /int/ memes
>>51670131
How big is the house you own? How big and beautiful is the lake it sits on? How much did it cost? You do have a lake house right? Because I do. It cost less than $200,000. I live 35 minutes from NYC. How many restaurants or entertainment venues do you have within 35 minutes of your house? Do you have the disposable income to enjoy them? How much are your electronics? Can you buy a new phone every year, the latest consumer tech and new parts for your computer like you're buying bread and milk at the store? How strong is your dollar? When you come to America, does your economic power increase or decrease? Does it increase only because everything here is cheap as fuck compared to Australia? Lastly, how's the internet speed and how much does it cost? I won't wait for your response because the thread will probably die before it arrives.
The moral of this post is to say that you may have a higher quality of life than niggers or spics, but your quality of life is woefully shitty compared to any middle class white or Asian american.
>>51670273
>bus ride
>>51673800
Rakir mímar eru heilsuspillandi
uppí rúm með þig
>>51673816
But hey, at least they don't get shot
>>51673816
>>51673848
stop shitting up the thread fat moron
>>51673800
mæli líka með tvöfalda kaninu
>>51673816
m8 iceland sounds like paradise
>>51673902
???
>music
Ben Frost
mum
Dikta
Bjork
Sigur Ros
Celestine
Sólstafir
And a whole bunch of shitty indie bands
>films
Shit by Kormakur I don't know
>Art
Axelsson or whatever his name is
Kjarval
>Literature
Gunnarsson
Laxness
Sturluson
>TV
Lol lazytown
>Sports
Some powerlifters
buncha soccer players because every country in the world has them
Gunnar Nelson
The hockey team from Mighty Ducks
>Scientific accomplishment
Some mathematician I forgot the name of
???
>Cuisine
Rotten shark
Sheep head
>>51673933
nice nature and shit
>>51673968
why did you say that to the american?
>>51673935
>Axelsson
>Gunnarsson
>Sturluson
kek, appreciate the effort but you should either post just the first name or the full name, (unless they're artistic names like Laxness and Kjarval) as the patronymics aren't used the same way as surnames
>>51673995
He was talking shit about your cunt
>>51673935
>shitty indie bands
Pretty much this 2bh
>>51674018
how so? he was talking to the strayan
>>51674034
Oh
fug
Hvað er til ráðs þegar þú skeinir þér og það er blóð á klósettpappírnum?
>>51673816
>muh new phone every year
mindless consumerism isn't life quality
>>51673816
>>51674059
hætta að vera svona butthurt
>>51674059
Notaðu astrogel næst þegar negrinn ríður þér
>>51674016
Ragnar Axelsson
Snorri Sturluson
Gunnar Gunnarsson I have no idea who he is I just saw him on the nobel page somewhere
>>51673968
[long rant about how iceland has bad weather and how things are expensive (especially the rent for my 3x5 kek apartment) and thats why iceland is a shitty country.]
-þórgnýr
>>51673935
Ben Frost is Australian senpai
>>51674059
Varg svaraði mér einu sinni á youtube
>>51674105
Gunnar is one of the great Icelandic early 20th century writers along with Laxness, Þórbergur Þórðarsson and more
>>51674104
>sænskur fáni
útskýrðu
>>51674199
>hann flýr landið sitt
tilkynntur fyrir föðurlandssvik desu
>>51674108
hvaðan kemur þetta ebin Þórgnýs jarm?
eini Þórgnýrinn sem ég veit um er Þórgnýr pírati sem ég þekkti ágætlega fyrir nokkrum árum
>>51674135
mér líka, góð tilfinning
>>51674247
Þórgnýr er kokkáll númer eitt
>>51674247
http://www.visir.is/islendingar-deila-hatursarodri-a-spjallbordi/article/2015708109985
is this /ice/ ?
>>51674199
er menge penge í sverige
>>51674297
>>51674297
já ofc, steingleymdi að gaurinn héti Þórgnýr
>>51674320
it is now
>>51674320
/isl/
>>51674338
sweden yes
>>51674361
>>51674377
how do you speak icelandic and English. the languages look vastly different
>>51674297
eiginlega synd að við höfum ekki fengið meiri athygli síðan
og hvaða kokkáll talaði við hann Þórgný?
>án þess að hafa þó eitthvað á móti blökkumönnum
arfakjaftæði, auðvitað hefur maður eitthvað á móti slíkum lýð
>>51674416
so
Þetta ert ekki flókið mar
>>51674387
hversu marga "flóttamenn" sérðu daglega?
>>51674416
desu old english was similar to icelandic. if it weren't for those damn normans we might speak something similar to it today.
>>51674416
they really aren't that unlike
þau raun eru ekki það ólík
Eru þið með bilavaktina á snap sjómlar
>>51674461
Hef ekki hitt neina flóttamenn, en það er nóg af Aröbum hérna
>>51674505
ég sækist ekki í að fá auglýsingar í símann minn
>>51674545
Hvað meinarðu mar
Hæ vinir
>>51674579
öll fyrirtækjasnöpp eru auglýsingar
>>51669612
Sigur Ros
Bjork
arctic hot springs
some sort of horrible viking deer/fish dish
>>51674601
>bilavaktin
>fyrirtækasnap
Nah mar
>>51674627
ekki?
>>51674585
GENNER FECKIN NELSSON
>>51674585
hvað ertu að gera í Hollandi
>>51674648
Þú getur sent inn það sem þú vilt (tengt bílum) og einhver gaur finnur það besta og setur það í story á bilavaktin
>>51674585
>einungis ein vika
Góða nótt
>>51675005
Bæó
>>51675016
>ekki bæjó
skammarlegt
This seems like a really weird time to be having a successful thread about Iceland
>>51675670
why?
also >tfw thread is dead due to lack of bread
>>51669612
the make amazing 4wd modifications
>>51675720
Isn't it like 4am there
>>51675747
ya but it's exam season nobody sleeps during the night
Love you Iceland.
>>51675927
West Nordic pride world wide
>>51669612
Is this your next bully target?
Not enough Icelanders to see the result, as an advertiser I recommend you to try Norway.
>>51670384
AUSTRALIA IN DENIAL
>>51675955
there were like 5 us itt
that's not nothing
>>51675948
>Mixing with the Swedes
God no
>>51676046
they're East Nordic
didn't have a more appropriate picture in my folder since almost all my pics are either insulting, condescending, laughing or wojak
>>51676066
Finland could be backup though.
شىعس ؤاثثسث هى ةغ حشىفس
>>51673816
Rather be in Australia where I have a much better shot of living a good life that doesn't strap me down with insane amounts of debt every time I have to go to the hospital, or even prepare myself for the workplace by going to university and racking up $100k's worth of debt.
>>51669612
10/10
>>51675948
which flag is the middle one?
>>51678241
Scandanavia.
>>51670025
lol
>>51675948
you're missing Eesti
>Is there anything else I am missing?
