>had one chance at life
>be born as slav
there is no fucking God
>>51667775
Faggot come born here and then talk
>>51667775
at least you were born at all we're all so blessed to be here and sometimes I think at least I'm not chinese, indian or african so that is a plus my friend.
>>51667775
At least it's not South Slav.
Average day in South America
>wake up
>parents screaming at each other as always, everyone in family is depressed/stressed
>get out of house
>about one million degenerates on the streets dressing like whores and having a massive orgy
>smell STD's and smog in the morning air
>35ยบ Celsius outside
>go for a walk
>hey its actually not that bad, that ass look pretty tasty
>gets mugged by a 12 year old with a knife
>don't have gun because gun control
>sit on the outside of a bar with friend, drink a cold soda and talk about how hard life is here
>some niggers pass by blasting their nigger reggaton music
>they are headed to their slums to have a mass shooting with police officers
>liberals help the criminal scum by attacking cops
>communist government taxes 99,9% of everything I have so they can steal 80% of it and buy the votes of the poor nigger population with the rest of the money
>news comes up: top government brass caught with underaged hookers and 2 tons of cocaine on a private jet
>feels sad because corruption and degenerates, here comes a big party again, people having sex on the streets, oh well might as well go home
>on the way back stop to see the statue of the national hero
>some nigger stole his glasses and depredated him with graffiti
>goes online
>gets called a spic by amerikeks
>idiotic argentinians, southern chileans and southern brasilians think they are european
>a lil' happy because the whole world is going to shit just like Latin America
>welcome to our multicultural dream usa and europe
>turn off pc
>cant sleep because there are still parties going on in the streets
>next day, same people that prefer to party instead of working are on the streets protesting against the government
>everybody stops protesting because the FIFA championship is starting, so they go home
2nd world pussy
>>51667775
You coulda been born a Turk.
At least it's not American.
Some of us are perfectly capable of making our lives a mess even when we are dealt a perfect hand at the start m'kay?
>>51667966
No.
>be born
Already won at life desu
It's all good times and sunshine from that onwards
>>51667775
there is only one final solution.
there is about 1/3 chance of getting born as a chink/an indian.
>>51667918
it's very satisfying being a Turk.
>Cause nothing but butthurt
>Have countries full of qts.
feels good man.
>>51667887
iktfb, iktf.
>>51667775
It is good to ba a slav.
