>be American
>order pizza
>forget to order breadsticks
>have to tip the delivery boy an extra 50% for not fulfilling my duty as a constitutional American, which states all Americans must eat breadsticks to cleanse their pallet
>get shot
>be Canadian
>forgot to cleanse my pallet when switiching from one type of pizza to the other
>get arrested and found guilty of treason
>>51667510
I wish I was Canadian.
lel (loving every laugh)
>be american
>smuggle kinder eggs hidden in breadsticks across border
>get caught
>get shot
>family has to tip the funeral parlour
>be canadian
>receive daily personalized message from Kevin Trudeau stating the current year
>go outside
>Chinese new year parade float hits me
>wait 2 years to receive treatment
>die
>>51667417
>>51667613
What's your point paki filth? We also tips waiter in Canada. Stop shaming my country with your shit thread.
>>51667664
Man that's bad.
>>51667664
>be American
>steal a soda
>get caught
>1 strike
>drive slightly drunk
>2 strikes
>chillin at home smokin weed
>freedom lovin burger next door smells evil state
>swat team raids your house
>3 strikes
>spend life in jail
>get shot probably
>>51667664
Chinese new year parade float hits me
>tfw no chinese friends to spend a festival with
Canada sure has it great
>>51667417
Hold up, hold up. "Breadsticks"? Why would someone order bread to pizza? Sounds utterly retarded tbqh
is giving a tip an obligation in america?
even if they didn't serve you well?
t. a man who never spent a single dime on tips.
>>51668226
yes
Below 10% percent is perceived as a bad tip
>>51667510
>Don't get shot
>>51668094
Why would someone eat rotten herring?
>>51667664
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