I live in a favela.
Ask me anything.
do u live in a favela?
do u live in a favela?
>>51662152
>>51662315
Yes
Are Brazillians pissed they're hosting the Olympics?
>>51662109
>>51662423
Where do you live? Rio de Janeiro? São Paulo?
>>51662109
How's life, bruh?
Do you like the idea of decriminalizing drugs?
Are you White?
>>51662109
are you a nig?
>>51663173
I wouldn't know, I don't live in Rio
>>51663249
Nope
>>51663291
Pretty hard
>>51663468
It sounds like an interesting idea to weaken drug dealersm but it willl never happen
>>51663527
Nope
>>51663533
Yes, I'm black
>>51662109
wtf is this ?
>>51663590
Looks like a water tower.
>>51663578
"Nope" what? Where do you live?
how do you even find something like 4chan. honestly.
what is that inverted concrete mushroom in the background of your photo?
>>51663578
>it willl never happen
It fucking has to at some point. It's just good for everyone not in the business. Fuck it.
>>51663590
A water reservatory
how did you learn english?
sorry if thats a weird question but brazil isn't very proficient in english and i figure not many people from favelas speak it
>>51663578
How did you learn english?
Why don't you move? I assume you live with parents. Being an english teacher would already give you enough money to live in a better neighborhood.
>>51662109
Wow dude. Looks pretty comfy
How do you plan to escape it?
Is it true that black wym'n don't get along white white bois?
>>51662109
Do you shoot cops on a daily basis?
>>51662109
What do you think of the secession of our states
Is it a violent favela? How often do you hear gunshots?
>>51663650
Your culture is very relevant in here, memes aside. I don't even like the US but most Brazilians seem to love you guys. Even I learned English mostly by TV shows and vidya.
>>51663590
Space elevator.
>>51663744
You have those too?
What is it like for gay kids/people in a favela? Do they get bullied heaps or do people not care?
>>51663786
You'd be surprised by the number of faggots/tss in the favelas.
>>51663784
still better than commieblocks
>>51663632
I've been here for the last 6 years, m8. I'm closer to be an oldfag than most people posting here nowadays.
>>51663650
>>51663676
Vidya, TV series, Internet browsing. My English skills are still pretty shit, so don't mind if I fuck up some things everynow and then.
>Why don't you move?
Because I'm poor as fuck, so is almost everybody in my family.
>>51663694
>How do you plan to escape it?
I'm currently studying in a public university.
>Is it true that black wym'n don't get along white white bois?
Not at all
>>51663722
>Is it a violent favela?
It didn't use to be, but shit got pretty fucked up in the last years since some drug dealers started to fight for territory.
>How often do you hear gunshots?
Pretty often. I've seen around 7 or 8 people killed in my street.
>>51663894
respond pls
>>51663629
Is there a lot of lung cancer from all the poorly maintained asbestos sheet roofing?
>>51663786
There's a general consensus in Brazil that you can do whatever the fuck you want with whomever the fuck you want when you're home, but simple things like holding hands publicly can trigger some people.
As for gay kids, people just blame the media for "turning them gays". That being said, I knew quite a few lesbians back when I was in highschool and, frankly, most of them were just pretending to be lesbians for attention.
>>51663894
shiiit nigga, that sounds dangerous as fuck.
good luck with university though, hope you can leave that place.
>>51663894
I remember you making this thread a couple years back
>>51663961
He doesn't want this to becoma a state or probably
>>51663704
People should have the right for autodetermination
>>51663629
>>51663961
Eu prefiro não responder pra não ser identificado
>>51663786
They are as bullied as in everywhere else
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen happen?
>>51662109
>>51662423
I Don't believe in you. Looks shopped.
>>51664068
Fale só o estado.
>>51664107
Rio Grande do Sul
>>51662109
whats favela?
why are brazilians so shit at english?
I REALLY don't believe.
Only if OP post timestamp.
Also,
>19:40:27
>daylight
>>51664068
Não acho que ninguém que você conhece na vida real sequer sabe o que é um chan psh
>>51664139
it's daylight here in Porto Alegre as well bro.
we are closer to the south pole so during summer we have longer days.
>>51664126
What city? I want check, if you are not trolling
>>51664139
>>51664087
Why ?
doesn't like 80% of your population live in those ?
You said you were going to university, what are you studying?
>>51664182
Nope. 20% at maximun. And they don't speak English.
>>51664180
Porto Alegre
>>51664182
Actually it's 6% according to the last census, but you can consider that 8%
>>51664126
Meh, muito longe.
>>51664182
Only 5~10% of our population lives in favelas.
>>51664139
If he really is in RS then it still is daylight.
>>51664230
I'm from there, I will try to discover which one based on the water reservoir. Just give me a minute.
>>51664230
Porto Alegre doesn't have hills like this.
Are you a funkeiro?
>>51664211
thanks for answering questions, ape
>>51664087
>pic related
>>51664107
Bahia
>>51664139
It was taken a few hours ago.
>>51664148
???
Eu tenho certeza que a maioria dos caras da minha faculdade conhecem chans, por isso prefiro evitar.
>>51664212
I was a Journalism student, but now I'm getting a Humanities degree.
>>51664126
>>51664230
Not me
>>51664265
Wew why the fuck would you do that
The thread is dying anyway
>>51664230
>Porto Alegre
>hilltops
What the fuck?
>>51664082
Answer my question pls
>>51664306
Sabia que era ou Bahia ou Rio de Janeiro.
Porto Alegre não tem colina
>>51664082
>>51664355
Weird in what sense?
>>51664306
Why did you drop journalism?
>>51664310
alright, alright, I'll let it go.
>>51664338
of course we have hilltops.
>morro santa teresa
>morro santana
>belem velho
>morro da policia
and many others in the metropolitan area
>>51664306
Can you post Timestamp? Digital camera?
>>51664306
Cota?
>>51664306
>I was a Journalism student, but now I'm getting a Humanities degree.
Are you sure this is going to get you out of the favelas?
>Bahia
OP vota na Dilma?
>>51664398
Que morro? Cê tá loco? Porto Alegre é plana.
>>51664126
>>51664230
>That South obsession coming through
>>51662109
How are the women?
Are they all prostitutes or are there any QTs?
>>51664428
Holy shit, how autista can you be? Fuck off already.
>>51662109
És preto?
>>51664486
Because you don't even stop writing meanwhile you post this.
Post timestamp.
>>51664454
Everyone in BR get some shit degrees and tries to get some dull government job.
>>51664440
>negro
>pobre
O que você acha? Sem ofensas OP
Torço para que você ache uma maneira de se mudar psh, tú parece ser bem amigável
>>51664428
>asking for timestamp on a timestamp picture
Sad.
>>51664518
Who cares nigger.
>>51664390
Porque é uma profissão em extinção e a maioria dos alunos são hipsters sustentados pelos pais, o que não era meu caso.
>>51664428
Wut? I just did it.
>>51664440
Não, nunca precisei.
>>51664454
Probably not, but I'm not sure if I have a choice.
>>51664465
Votei em branco.
>>51664485
90% are fucking ugly or disgusting slags, the qt ones are religious or they're already engaged. Fugg
>>51664511
Sim
>>51664536
Não sou cotista
>>51664466
ta viajando cara
Morro Santana is 311 meters above sea level according to wiki:
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morro_Santana
>>51664544
Camera timesptamp please.
will aldo beat mcgregor?
>>51664528
>you'll never live in a snowy, middle class favela
Why even life family
>>51664383
I don't know, I left that up for you to decide. I would assume a lot of wacky shit happens in a favela.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever seen?
>>51664571
>Morro Santana
Não tem ninguém vivendo ali, retardado.
>>51664306
>I was a Journalism student, but now I'm getting a Humanities degree.
hahahahahhahahaahahaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>51664568
>Porque é uma profissão em extinção
Com todo o respeito e sem ofensa: cala boca.
>>51664604
Niggers die in snow, m8.
>>51664568
Fuck bro, humanities degree is borderline useless.
Brazil has a desperate need for more people in engineering and IT. Why not fill one of those million of jobs? It pays well, 3 months and you would be out of the favela.
>>51664621
>>51664662
Rude desu
>>51662109
Varginha?
>>51664568
Ivete ou Cláudia Leite?
Bahia ou Vitória?
>favelado
>Bahia
>brown
>saying he is from RS
How do you know English?
I bet he is the Russianboo shitposter
>>51664528
That looks cozy as fug
>>51664528
>you'll never drive a 98 golf and live on an snowy slavic favela
>you'll never go out with your bydlo friends doing meth and fucking anorexic whores by giving them sandwiches
Why live?
>>51664574
Just took this picture. You can't see shit tho
>>51664574
I've been in the middle of shootout once
>>51664662
Você estuda Jornalismo? Já teve contato com algum estudante? Se sim, deve saber que eu estou falando a verdade. O maior jornal daqui demitiu 75 profissionais na última semana.
>>51664667
Meu curso é um pouco mais específico que isso, mas eu não quis falar pra evitar quebrar meu anonimato.
>>51664697
Detesto axé. Vitória
>>51664613
cala boca imbecil.
Já morei ali do lado. O morro é cheio de gente.
E não é o único de Porto Alegre. Pega o ônibus belem velho-cristal e ve a quantidade de gente que mora em bairros altos na zona sul.
>>51664778
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Russianboo is a poor brown ugly guy from Bahia.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Please, tell to us how did you learn english?
>>51664785
Quer tentar carreira de professor?
Cara pode falar, tem 200m de pessoas nesse buraco do inferno e a maioria está duvidando que você mora inde você disse morar.
>>51662109
Posta pics das tuas amigas faveladas
>>51664785
Todos os setores estão demitindo meu amigo. E não estou exagerando, todos.
>>51664846
Barzinhos e salões de beleza não :^)))
>>51664799
Morro Santana é isso aqui, favelado. E isso que você postou não é um morro.
>>51664838
Só você ta preocupado nisso seu autista retardado.
>>51664897
E o resto só está aqui para te zoar agora que eles sabem que o russiaboo é um negão fazendo humanas em Salvador. Agora faz a porra do blog logo.
>>51664683
Pensei a mesma coisa. Mas ele não mora em Varginha.
Do you have problems with hot water/internet/electricity?
Is it dangerous to go at the nighttime in your street?
Are there whites living in favela?
>>51664846
Isso não é verdade. Eu fui contratado no mês passado. E no caso dos jornais é um pouco diferente e mais complexo. Ter formação na área não é mais indispensável, eles podem substituir todos os jornalistas formados por estagiários que ganham de 5 a 10 vezes menos.
>>51664838
Qual é a dificuldade de acreditar nisso? Eu já postei aqui antes, a propósito.
>>51664988
He says he is from Bahia. So his life must be really shit.
Also, he is a nigger. African American tier.
>>51664988
Not OP but
>Are there whites living in favela?
There always are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wog5hc-dXY8
Is this representative for your childhood?
>>51664988
>Hot water
Not OP, but it flows naturally. Bahia is hot af.
>>51664887
deixa de ser teimoso, já deu pra ver que tu não entende nada de Porto Alegre.
Essa foto que tu postou é outro ângulo só. Aqui tem uma que mostra essa mesma pedreira, e já da para ver na lateral bastante gente morando na parte menos íngreme. E por outros ângulos, tipo na outra foto que eu postei, tem ainda mais. O morro não tem só o lado da Protásio Álves.
aqui mais fotos:
http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?p=54685525
>>51664982
Não sou o OP seu neurótico sociopata. Se mata lixo.
>>51665104
Mas isso tá LONGE de ser uma colina como a foto do OP.
Só três cidades brasileiras são assim.
BH, Rio e Salvador.
>>51664988
>hot water
Not a problem where I live
>internet
Yes, my Internet conection is pretty shit, Australian-like. I pay a shitload of money for a 2Mb connection.
>Is it dangerous to go at the nighttime in your street?
People don't leave their houses after the sun goes down.
>are there whties living in favela?
There are some of them, and I mean actual whites. I have some white friends here
How are you posting now?
Why hasn't your phone/computer been stolen yet
>>51665125
>esse sal
>em uma caverna de esculpir hieróglifos de garotas nepalesas
>>51664841
BUMP
>mfw Russianboo is a ugly poor brown guy from Bahia
Man, you life is really shit. But I can't stop laughing, sorry.
wew, good luck mate
>>51665070
That is representative of his childhood.
>>51665164
>How are you posting now?
Like this
>Why hasn't your phone/computer been stolen yet
People don't raid into each other house around here. But I was robbed in a bus a few months ago and the robber stole my old phone.
>>51665104
Are you OP?
If so, why are you using the second person but not conjugating the verbs properly? Either conjugate them properly or use the third person, this just sounds kinda weird
>>51665150
Daí já é outro assunto.
Mas não vem dizer que Porto Alegre é plana. Aqui uma foto da favela do morro alto teresópolis.
>>51664528
Two buildings on the top left and top right between the towers look like traditional Russian houses.
>>51665307
Is that cocoa puffs and baked beans?
>>51665070
I've never watched this movie
>>51665303
Kind of
>>51665249
I'm not Russianboo, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>51665321
He is not me
>>51665307
>Esse monitor de merda
>>51665321
OP é baiano, quem fala "tu é" e coisas do tipo são os gaúchos.
>>51665321
Aqui no RS a gente fala assim.
Vai se acostumado porque a lingua agora é nossa.
>>51665365
No, it's chocolate cereal
>>51665381
I'm poor, don't you remember?
>>51665150
Você tem problemas mentais?
Toda a região Sul/Sudeste hà 200m do litoral é assim.
>>51665408
POSTA FAVELADAS
>>51665307
what does it feel like to be robbed when you're already poor as fuck?
>>51665428
>hà
>>51662109
How secure is it? Do you have to worry about getting burgled or anything like that? Also, would it be easy to cause a large fire down there?
>>51665444
Do you fucking think it's nice when you're not poor? Were you ever robbed when you have gold and shitton of expensive stuff on you?
>>51665442
Do you own a gun?
https://youtu.be/XArx0ASwyDc
>>51662109
Are you a dindu OP?
Have you ever been arrested?
>>51665444
Feels like shit, but poor people are more likely to get robbed than rich people
>>51665496
>How secure is it?
Not secure at all
>Do you have to worry about getting burgled or anything like that?
Yes, I do, on a daily basis. Crackheads rob people everyday in order to get money to buy some rocks. Some rival drug dealers send "their boys" to rob people from my neihborhood because we are under their enemies' control and so on.
>Also, would it be easy to cause a large fire down there?
Not really. I'm 23 and I've never seen such thing here.
>>51662109
That looks like the Liberdade neighborhood in Salvador. Is that where you live?
>>51665393
Informative, thanks.
>>51665394
We'll probably be speaking Angolan or Syrian first m8
>>51665653
No, but I've touched one a few years ago.
>>51665653
Yes, I'm black. No, I barely leave my room, m8.
>>51665720
No, but it's close to my home. Are you baiano?
ever shag jessie rogers?
what is the most thing you need in favela?
>>51665772
Ugh, she has herpes
>>51665783
I don't understand your sentence, nipbro
why don't you join a favela gang? it'd be an improvement in your life and you might see max payne
why don't you go live in a shelter for the homeless outside the favela?
how cold is it during winter?
>>51662109
How much are bananas in favelas?
>>51665850
Uai, ele quer saber qual é a coisa mais importante pra se ter, vivendo numa favela
Did you see by any chance a fat bald american dude with a bad temper?
>>51665854
>why don't you join a favela gang?
then he will have to fight BOPE and the rock
>>51665854
>why don't you go live in a shelter for the homeless outside the favela?
Why would I do it?
>>51665857
Pic related, it's pretty much the same thing the whole year.
>>51665893
>>51665893
Pretty cheap
>>51665783
>>51665909
I need a qt waifu right now :3
>>51665911
Are you talking about the one wearing some funny ass shirts? He might be in São Paulo
>>51666023
If everything goes right, where do you see yourself a few years from now.
>>51665654
Do you know anyone who got shot and killed?
What's the internet speed there?
>>51666023
>30º - 24º
>32º - 24º
>33º - 24º
>Humidade deve ser alta para caralho
Do you keep any protective item when going outside?
>>51666346
OP here. Niggers don't rob niggers.
>>51662109
Your English is good. Have you thought about maybe teaching English to get some extra cash?
>>51666178
I want to leave this place in a few years, therefore probably not in a favela.
>>51666267
Yes, some neighbours. A guy who grew up with me was killed a few years ago because he was accused of raping and killing a young girl.
Pic related is mine, but a lot of people have better internet speeds for the same amount of money.
>>51666346
No, I don't to be killed for no reason.
>>51666443
Never thought about it, but it sounds like a good idea. But I don't have free time, though.
>>51666442
There's no honor among thieves.
Seriously
How did you learn English?
And why are you in fucking 4chan?
>>51666577
Well, if a favelado from fucking Bahia can speak English so Russianboo can't complain about unequality anymore.
People from /lat/ are 99% rich
>>51666442
I was robbed by a black guy earlier this year. Black on black crime makes up the large majority of violent crime statistics in this city.
>>51666577
I already said that. Vydia, TV series, music, Internet...
Because I'm a social introvert, I have only 3 real life friends and I don't have a gf.
>>51666333
30 no inverno è muito merda.
>>51666499
Boa sorte com tuas educação
what is your opinion of this man?
where is your father
>>51666634
30º is just a lot, period.
>>51666634
Boa sorte com seu aprendizado de português também, kiwibro. :3
>>51666643
He is a gentleman and a scholar.
>>51666683
He doesn't live with me.
>>51666626
>favela guy
>social introvert
>>51666626
>I'm a social introvert
Favelado and social introvert? And I'm Nicki Minaj.
This is average favelado life
>>51666768
>>51666860
Ser introvertido na favela e em Salvador é um inferno, anon. Todo mundo aqui é efusivo e extrovertido, então eu acabo me destacando negativamente. Nunca tive uma namorada, nunca fui a festas e eu nem gosto das músicas que a maioria do povo daqui gosta, então eu sempre fui meio que um outcast e acabei me isolando no meu quarto.
>>51666721
Black, poor, social introvert... Do you have anything in your favor?
>>51666933
I have a BBC
>>51666933
he speaks great english
>>51666626
How can you be social introvert and live in a favela? I don't think there are virgins in these places.
Are you alien or something? How can you be so fail, man?
I would kill myself.
>>51666499
>>51666023
m8 I hope you do fine, also it is great thing that you are posting your reality here because there are too many autists that dont leave their houses saying tons of shit to foreigners and other BRs that buy that crap they say m8.
>>51666971
There is any gal lusting for it?
>>51666989
I have 3 real life friends, 2 of them are virgins. I'm not a virgin myself, but I guess it's not that rare. Girls around here usually go after that favelado stereotype, so it's not easy to get pussy when you're shy or just don't want to smoke weed, drive stolen bikes and "ostentar" or hit the gym, put some ugly meme tattoo and listen to arrocha, pagode and sertanejo.
>>51662109
What is the meaning of life?
Seriously, give me your personal opinion
>>51666721
Valeu.. Meu progresso esta lento no entanto
Eu espero os coisas vira melhor para você
>>51667172
How do you speak huehue
>>51667101
Thanks, m8. I hope the best for you
>>51667107
No ;__;
>>51667136
Life has no meaning
>>51667172
You're doing great so far. Thanks.
>>51667108
Have you met Anitta on her homecoming trips to the Favela?
>>51667197
Started learning as a hobby. It's not too hard to progress to Spanish from Portuguese.
do you know this guy
>>51667213
No, she lives far away from me
>>51667256
No, he lives in a different city
>>51662109
Can you post qts faveladas?
>>51662109
What do you do for a living, OP?
>>51662109
Serious question, why do all houses in favelas are left unpainted? I mean, it would look much better and it isn't that expensive... Is your house painted?
>>51662109
Do you like funk carioca?
>>51667432
I don't know any, other than my relatives and I'm not going to post them.
>>51667483
I work in a public care institution
>>51667495
My house is painted, but most people don't do it because
1 - They don't have money to do it
2 - Isn't that cheap either
3 -There's no point in doing it when they can use that money to buy other things
4 - They don't care about it
>>51667540
No
>>51667207
What you do in your spare time?
>>51667679
How much does it pay?
>>51667709
Browse 4chan, fap, play videogames, read
>>51667740
1k BRL
>>51667679
Where can I watch pics of qts faveladas?
>>51667774
What do you do with the money?
>>51662109
How shitty is to live in a favela?
>>51662109
that looks horrible
>>51663578
>Yes, I'm black
lol
Do you feel somewhat depressed when you realize/remember that you live in a favela? All those uneducated people and ugly scenery, etc.
>>51667983
Seriously. The problem isn't this.
He says he is social introvert, in a fucking favela.
>>51667794
fb.com/FavelaTopBrasil/
>>51667869
Pay some bills. I'm trying to save some money to buy a new PC right now.
>>51667906
Pretty shitty.
>>51667983
It's really depressing to live here, the worst being the violent environment. But I'm kinda used to it.
Hey OP.
Look on the bright side: At least you don't live in Chile.
>>51668091
>FavelaTopBrasil/
Why are you mean with me?
I like grils not guys
>>51668091
Would you be able to live a good life with 400-500e per month?
>>51668144
Or even worse: Bolivia
>>51668144
Looks pure and white.
>>51668091
It's only guys, you fucking faggot.
>>51668144
I´d rather have Ze Pequeno as a neighbor than that
>>51668144
>>51668312
Chile is clearly first world, look at the light poles with underground lines.
So developed.
>>51668247
>>51668294
I was memeing, try this one: /Os-Super-Deliciantees-da-Favelaa-558118574266574/photos_stream
>>51668253
I probably woudn't be living in a favela with that amount of money
>>51668294
Someone didn't got the joke.
>>51668474
No, you lost my trust
>>51668474
that was kinda what i wanted to know...take care man.
>>51666626
Let's see, you are black, poor, live in a favela, social introvert, not a typical /fit/ favela guy, no girlfriend
What motivates you to stay alive?
>>51668144
>>51668264
do you feel better after these posts?
goodnight
>>51666721
>He is a gentleman and a scholar
>>51668144
Must be hot as shit there.
>>51667101
There also tons of autists that do their best to make Brazil look a lot worse than it actually is, though.
I always tried to say how things really are, the pros and cons, but then I realized I was just a loner trying to fight a mob of autists with no true objective in life other than that. Nowadays I don't give a fuck about that.
>>51669205
O que você pode esperar de um cara que é favelado e não come ninguém?
É uma combinação suicidante
>>51669253
Eu nem sabia que essa combinação existia antes do OP aparecer. Se é que ele tá dizendo a verdade.
>>51668756
The dankest memes
>>51669205
This place is full of them, but I always try to put things in a different perspective
>>51669384
>>51669253
Onde eu disse que não como ninguèm? Eu disse que não tenho namorada e sou introvertido, mas também deixei claro que não sou virgem. Aqui não é uma orgia 24/7 com novinhas dando pra qualquer cara, vadias aqui valorizam dinheiro acima de tudo, coisa que eu não tenho. E o tipo de mulher em abundância aqui é absolutamente indesejável. As que eu comi foram em circunstâncias bem específicas.
E se gabar por comer gente num fodendo chan é meio retardado, mas tanto faz, cara. Eu não faço sucesso com as mulheres, foda-se, aprendi a lidar com isso.
>>51662109
Be introverted in a favela, this must be a shit. You look a cool guy OP, I hope can you get out of there.
You sound cool OP,i truly wish you could seek refugee here instead of muslims,best of luck to you m8.
Is it comfy?
