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qt finns edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRRCNYibhnU

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.

interpals.net

OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH

Old Bread:
>>51605663
>>51605663
>>51605663
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>>51658044
Ayy wim, my post has been heard
>>51658112
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>>51658044
Also
>tfw Finns actually messaged me today and started teaching me some basic words
Simply based people
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>>51658044
Haven't been active the last few days, any new maymays?
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oh god please tell me one of you fools did not just make this girl hate me to.. I actually have been talking to her for months, skyping, on the phone etc.. I was going to go visit her and now i woke up to some huge message on whatsapp about how she hates me and this o interpals... -_-
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>>51658244
swiss spaghettied hard
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Guess what, fuckers?
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>>51658458
Chicken butt?
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>>51658416
Is your friend list open to anybody to see? Or even anybody(friends)?
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>>51658458
Ayooooo 15? :3
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>>51658416
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>tfw Taiwanese qt is blown away when I say I'm 193cm

Been feeling blue lately, but Goddammit I feel good now.
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>>51658416
Did it ever cross your mind that maybe, just maybe some people just don't like you? Also many girls on IP are batshit insane as it is.

It's like you actually can't believe someone would dislike you without one of us telling them shit.
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>>51658583
Maaaaaybe...
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>>51658565
no i block my friends list now because to many of the fakes were looking at my friends list and messaging girls.. but the thing is when a girl has her friends list open of course if she checks you can still see i would be on it.. but whatever the case from my end at least i blocked it. And this girl knows im real i mean.. we skype.. so im really confused. ican only assume someone made something up about me.
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>>51658637
dude we just skyped a day ago, and she said she wanted to skype again. Shes told me before that she likes me lol.


And yes if anything my fault as a person is im to nice. Im not mean to anyone. So if something happens im going to assume theres a chance its someone from here. Imean ive actually had girls before tell me that people have said i post there naked pics here on 4chan on culture pals. That isnt a little bit suspicious as if i would do such a thing?
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>>51658645
W-welcome in zhe cantri of Bier und Weißwürste faggot :3
Enjoy the shiposting
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>>51658796
Been here before and I'm back again.

And it only took all of 1 hour for me to completely fall in love with a girl at an electronic store. Fucking German girls, mang
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>>51658651
Don't add them on interpals anymore?
It's just a virtual friend list
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>>51658862
Seriously, where are you? I'm just curious because of the stereotypes Germans can be different depending on their location..
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>I want to have a conversion to practice the language
>bitch only wants to flirt
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>>51658754
>dude we just skyped a day ago, and she said she wanted to skype again. Shes told me before that she likes me lol.
Doesn't mean shit. Been there before myself and I'm pretty sure nobody talked shit about me.
Don't expect girls, especially on IP, to be logical in any way.

And btw some girls that I talked to before that also had talked to you even said that they thought you talk like an idiot exactly because you are always "nice" like that. Whatever that means
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>>51659111
czeched
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>>51659200
>>51659111
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man why won't anyone practise Spanish with me
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>>51659111
id rather be hated for being "nice"(which makes it sound like im fake but whatever the case unlike you guys i know what its like to be dying in a hospital, and i told myself when i die no one would ever be able to say anything bad about me)then being someone who is actually a asshole and is fake nice just to flirt with a girl on the internet.
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>>51659332
>>51659092
There you go

>>51659064
Pls respond
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>>51659422
oh to add as well i think its a little creepy that you guys would use me as a conversation starter to talk to girls...... Why else would you bring me up when we are not friends, unless to make yourself look good in someway bizare...
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>>51659422
>i know what its like to be dying in a hospital
what happened?
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>>51659064
>>51659432
Kaiserslautern. At the Air Force base
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>>51659749
who the fuck uses you as a convo starter?
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>>51659422
Nothing wrong with that, but some girls will dislike it or find you boring. Plus it makes you look like a typical fake.
And some people will just hate you for literally no reason. Happens to all of us

>>51659749
Oh I don't use it as a starter, you just eventually came up in talks of like 2 girls out of the hundreds I talked to and they mentioned that.
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my sides
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>ANOTHER Italian qt
I must be made out of pasta or something
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>>51660012
S M O O T H
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>>51660106
>shitalian
>"qt"

pick one
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>>51659886
Wew lad, that's less than one a half hours from me
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>>51658416

>turkish

What did you expect, she's fucking crazy.
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>>51660446

Wait nvm.
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>>51658427
What?, elaborate pls.
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>>51660270
Meetup when? You're not a terrorist are you?
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>>51660555
Why would I meet with a literal kek?
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>>51660694
rude 2bh
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>>51660555
That wasn't me>>51660694
but I don't think you'd even want to meet me lmao
Just as a reminder, I'm the hlaf hue Mormonboo
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>>51660955
Günther?
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>>51659888
actually the same girl that just blocked me has been messaged multiple times by someone where the firs tthing they said is someone trying to talk about me. I posted one of the names just last week.

lots of girls have told me. And some of them even mention 4chan and say im posting their naked pics here in their first message.


>>51659859
my health is bad, been sick since i was young, and ive had a lot of bad periods.
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>>51661032
Men shouldnt have periods tho.
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>>51661014
uhu
>tfw that's actually a brand for glue here

>>51660555
Also, nice digits
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>>51659859
Go watch his 48 hours of youtube videos.
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>>51661118
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Had döner boys. First time. Tastes hella good.

The turk waiter kept going on about Ibrahimovic haha
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>>51660955
>>51661014
You're a half Hue mormonboo girl.
Sounds like a match made in heaven тьн
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>>51661345
Aww 15, you're making my (very) tiny (and stony) German heart proud.
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>>51661201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE5OhUPld2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnh6zkeTxw
oh are you giving me a free promo? Ill take the free youtube views =p
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>>51661587
Czech your messages
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>>51661587
Wasn't me, haha I can see how this going to get confusing.
But I've had doner before. We trained with German soldiers and they bought us some for lunch that day.
Your soldiers are all bro as fuck. I miss those guys
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>mfw Russian qt is cute
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>>51661587
I'm swedelad

My qt is very smart goddamn. But a bit standoffish. No kissing.
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>>51661745
Kot!
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Also. even the hobos look respectable here. Based fucking Germans got some serious ordnüng going here.

So fucking exhausted.
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>>51661345
Fugg, where are you from?
>>51661833
Okay, just saw this

>>51661496
>tfw I'll never know who you actually are
I-I'm friendly, I don't share profiles :c
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>>51662072
> I don't share profiles

>>51661118
Ayyy lmao
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>>51659332
Are you that scottish kid?
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>>51661124
We can be mormons and I can breed the fuck out of you.
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Is buggypals worse than usual these days? I was trying to talk to a chick who was actually talkative, and I kept missing her messages until I refreshed the page.
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>>51659332
I'll practice my Portuguese with an accent with you
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>>51662223
The fact that I updated the list doesn't mean that I share every profile of people from 4chink that I find.
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>>51662435
Well, you did this with me once 2bh

>>51662420
>I'll practice my Portuguese with an accent with you
mfw
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>>51662072
Tell me yours and I'll message you...maybe
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Sometimes I think Clayton is Swedish. It's hard to find an American with his traits nowadays. :3
They all brown-eyed, brown/black-haired and shit, know what I'm saying?
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>>51662552
For a good reason
Thanks for the meme though, I will probably reply later
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>>51662660
Get off, you fag
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>>51662435
>the fucking list
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>>51662649
It's /Guenter

>>51662690
Noice, np
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>>51662839
>/Guenter
Give me one good reason why I should reactivate my IP account and click on this
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I just unfriended and blocked a person
I feel terrible
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>>51663079
Iktf, did that 3 months ago and I still feel terrible for it...

>>51662973
You don't have to if you don't want to. It's just
>muh curiosity
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>>51663231
You're only 18. I don't talk to children though
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>>51663079
If you felt that way, it means deep down you know he's not 100% guilty. Just saying... (~_°)
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>>51663267
19, but there isn't much of a difference and it's quite understandable.
Never mind it, it's just that once something gets me curious I can't forget about it anymore, which is a bit annoying but not a big deal

>>51663324
I'm amazed that you're posting about sometimes else than Clayton
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>>51662795
much obliged amigo
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>>51663618
*something else
>>51663324
>he
Are you a girl or is that just your grammar that creates a false implication?
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JUST
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>tfw fell in love
I'll tell her so she blocks me, don't wanna end up like the Swiss dude
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>>51663945
Put your target qt's language in your "learning" section and be online when they are. They'll see an unusual flag under "Malay speakers" or w/e and look out of interest.
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>>51662660
still not sure who this is.... I think im pretty open im willing to be friends with everyone. But the fact yo just randomly post and never say anything is bizare to me.. im almost worried that youre the real reason that all these girls have gotten mad at me on interpals recently and you are doing something fishy....

anyway for what its worth, im finnish, german, and canadian indian....
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>>51663618
>>51663690
Haha! XD Clayton is special! :3
Emm...since I don't know who the "unfriended" person is, it's best to call that person "he". At least for me... Xp
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>>51664164
This again: >>51662713
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>>51664164
If this isn't b8 you have problems
You're giving me some serious UTV vibes or whatever the name of the sp autist
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>>51662403
Yeah, it's annoying, that happened with me like 2 weeks ago
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This guy sucking this Clayton persons dick to the point of actually mentioning him to the people he talks to is one of the most autistics things I've seen here in a while

Whoever you are
>>>/lgbt/
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>>51664085
Hahaha! XD I don't even have cp account. Sorry to hear that.
And are you really Clay? 0_o
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>>51664359
Could you use a trip please? So atleast i can filter you.
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>>51663267
>children
I'm a big gurl
(t-thanks Vini)

And I give goat relationship advice but as for the 15 thing you wouldn't appreciate it lmao
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I'm scared
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>>51664359
yes i just posted in the thread earlier... >>51658416

and im confused you dont post on interpals.. but you know who I am? Curious... why do you post about me here then? You know I only post here because people stole my pictures right? Did you find me somewhere else? Or do you post on other boards about me?
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>>51664787
Why anon?))
Do you want me to comfort you with cat pictures and blinis?)

>tfw no Russian gf
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>>51665343
It's just a prank bro
But iktf
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>>51664931
I saw your name mentioned here on /int/ and in /cp/ threads. That's how I know about you.
I've never talked about you "outside" /cp/ thread though. Xp
Why I post about you in /cp/ thread? Well...nothing more than a tease really. That's my intention; to tease. XD
And no, I've never used your pic anywhere else either. :)
To be honest, I think once you decided to post photos online....whether you're good-looking or not, people will eventually use your photos either for fun or faking stuff up. This /cp/ thread is a good example...no?
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>>51665669
Oh no dont get me wrong im not saying people only steal my pictures on 4chan, i mean ive been having people steal my pics before it was even called catfishing way way back in the model days when I was a kid. Im just curious as to why you mention my name all the time....

as for people stealing my pictures, its one thing to steal my pics.. i mean its a..awkward compliment in a way.. but its another when i have people stealing my pics just to try to make me look bad, and ive gotten a lot of shit about it randomly from people i have no idea who they are. That was my main issue with it.
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>>51664519
KEKLE

>>51665669
>>51665969
>Both posts ending with 69

Clayton and Malaysian fag, just get a room already.
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>>51665669
>>51665969
>69
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>convincing all of your qts to ride my herpetic dick

Enjoy your crotch rot fellas))))
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I wanna know now what the swissfag did pls.
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>>51666877
he dieded at the autobahn
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>>51666910
I WANT TO KNOW KNOW, SOMEONE SAID HE SPAGHETTIED
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>>51667062
thought he went to meet his 3
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>>51665969
Looks like you like text walls, Clayton.
Well, you could take a screenshot of some people saying you did nothing wrong and there's people impersonating you or using you, or even trash talking about you, even scuppering you.
You know it wouldn't work because it could be doctored, and there would still be this hint of doubt from those who heard you are a bad guy abusing the trust of girls on interpal, even if you're actually telling people not to hurt them and to be nice to them regularly while you're here.
Granted you could actually have made a fake account about yourself to abuse them and another "official" one to keep the good and healthy contacts. (You could call them /DrClayton & /MrClhyde :^)
It all come back to trust.
If they're shallow enough to trust someone who message them for the first time, without bringing any solid proofs of their statement (even if it's hard to bring) over you who they talked to for a long time, they're not really worth it.
Good luck trying to sort things out, anyway.
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>>51667854
tl;dr
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>>51668452
Don't mind what they say/think, stick to those who trust you?
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>>51668452
He's milking it
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>>51668838
Trust only the Emperor and you wont be disappointed.
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On one hand, I'm aroused as fuck. On the other, eww.
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>>51670000
wasted quads
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>>51667854
ya well obviously people distrust me just by looking at me. Hell look at some of you guys here how often you talk shit about me, when the whole reason im even here in the first place is because people were stealing my pictures etc. I didnt even do anything. And yet you got people here talking like im a bad guy, or full of myself etc when I never even said anything. People are always looking for a reason to hate one another.

So you got these weird dudes, or straight up fakes of me messaging them over and over and it only takes one bad vibe to get through to start not trusting someone.
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>пpocти))))
Up to four now. Five is the tipping point where she'll get naked on command, right?
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If you dont have a heart or a smirk emoji next to your qt's username on Snapchat she isnt really your qt.

This is by far the best way to know how much a girl cares and thinks about you.
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>>51670000
She's an Italian in Scotland right?
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>>51670979
>using snapchat
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>tfw falling for a qt from new york with mental health problems
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>mfw Russian qt is trying to teach me how to roll my r's like a russian
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>>51671132

>Not using Snapchat

Its like you dont wanna get closer to your qts.
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>>51671132
>having snapchat
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>>51671280
Youre a homosexual weeb?
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>>51671345
I'm implying she sounds lewd when she does the "r" sound, so I keep fucking it up on purpose because she sounds qt
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>Talk to go-go dancer qt
>Expect her to be a vapid slut who is all about sex and gettigng drunk/high
>Whenever we talk its always innocent as fuck and she is always doing pure things like shopping with her grandma or visiting her parents

Not sure of disappointed or not. Maybe workimg as a dancer in clubs makes her avoid these situations entirely on her days off.
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>>51671226
Why?
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>>51671586
because she's a legitimate qt
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>>51671111
Nobody noticed the confirmed quads responding to a quad... 4chan is dead.
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>>51672135
Now bread is dead
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>>51671111
nope. azn qt. i typically not a yellow fever fellow, but she's so innocent looking.
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>tfw thought I was cured from my slav fever
>Looked at my slav milf coworker qt too long and I've got it all over again

Fugg, working with a qt slav is hard.
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>>51672574
Been dead since thanksgiving.
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>>51674646
Why is that?
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Does anyone else here use hellotalk? I haven't been able to load my messages all day. Is anyone else having that problem?
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>>51674684

The fuck is that? Some chink whatsapp?
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>>51674711
it's like interpals, but there's no dating allowed and it's an app instead of a website
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So what's /dedpals/ up to? How is everyone's qts?
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>>51676021
bretty good, meeting in less than 3 weeks
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>>51676021
I ''dumped'' one last week. I didn't even want to have something romantic going on with her, she just like decided it on her own.
I bursted her bubble a few days ago and now my whatsapp doesn't stop ringing, she's mad as fuck at me and bugging me 24/7.

I'm trying to avoid being an asshole and blocking her but she's not leaving me any other option.

Oh, Europeans.
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>>51674922
What, do they check your messages to see if you're being too lewd with qts or some shit?
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>>51676352
>Argentinian ""morality""
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>>51676132
Nice, where is she from?
>>51676352
Jesus dude, thankfully I've never had anything like that happen to me before.
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>>51676622
Russia, will meet in Moscow, kinda excited already 2bh
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>>51676651
Don't lose your immigration slip m8. Happened to me in Russia my first day and had to fly back to Moscow the next day.
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>>51676550
probably, but mostly there's a lot of warnings to report people if they send anything sexual
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>>51674922
>>51676722
I got the same dubs twice (:
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>>51674922
>>51676722
>>51676745
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>>51676788
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>>51676903
off by 3 desu lad
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>>51676672
I'll be careful! It isn't my first time there, but never had a gf from there before hehe.
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>>51676622
Meh, I know that kind of shit sometimes happens, but I'm not in the mood for tolerating any bitching, I have my finals next week and I don't need to put up with this load of crap.

I even tell them when they first write to me on IP that I don't want any relationships.
Perhaps I should stop talking to girls any younger than 25 yo.
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>>51674680
I don't know. I just noticed it's slow as fuck since then. Probably finals and stuff?
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>>51677735
All the fucking normies spending time with their families
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>>51678358
I've been too bust with school and my qt and just don't really care about the threads so much anymore.
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>>51678900
true 2bh. i probably wont be coming back here once im together with my qt
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I should probably hide the fact that I'm /k/ incarnate, right? I feel like nothing makes a pussy drier than guns.

Why do I have to live a lie?
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>>51678970
I don't blame you though I'll still come here eventually since these threads aren't too bad it's just they get old after awhile
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morning lads
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>>51679598
hey brah
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God damn the threads are ded today
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>>51680065
pretty much man
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>all your qts stop responding at the same time
wtf is going on fàm
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>>51680128
They busy? How many qts you have?
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>>51680128
They're all the same person and you're getting rused
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Can any Aussie here tell me about Melbourne, I'm thinking of going there to visit my Aussie qt(inb4 they're not qt). What's it like there from your opinion? She says it's a great city but I want to here what others have to say.
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>>51680275
Its our version of New York.
Nice city, would like to visit, wouldn't want to live, filled with lefties
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>>51680447
I see, thanks for the information. I heard it was filled with lefties before as well but she isn't one thankfully.
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>all friends are busy with their qt gfs and don't hang out with me anymore
>all my qts drop me or forget about me
>try to talk to new qts, but they only go "lol how is your angry president? still mad? haha" and do not want to talk about anything else
>don't even want to fap
>tfw have never felt this lonely before
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>>51674684
Meeting my hellotalk qt right now as a matter of fact.
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>>51681079
Why don't you go see your baboushka and dedoushka?
I'm sure they'd be happy to see you.
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>>51681188
It's too late to go anywhere right now.
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>>51681214
but you live in motherfucking Russia. How don't you have a goddamn qt? You live in the place where the avg woman is at least 8/10
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>>51681233
Because I just can't communicate with Russian qts properly in person. I was to passive in this regard during my university time, where there were lots of qts, and now I work and do not have much time to find a qt. Missed my chance desu senpai.
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>>51681273
Give it a try somehow man. There must be a way. Maybe you have some friends that can help you find a qt or something? Getting a qt that is not even a Russian qt is like buying a Lada for the price of a Ferrari.
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>>51681363
It's difficult to find a qt of my age (23-24) who isn't married or occupied already. But I'm going to give a try when I get a chance, of course. Maybe my friends' qts have free qts.
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>>51681429
I know that feel, I'm in a similar age range as you, but still was lucky to find an awesome Russian superqt. Yeah sorry that I "took" (it'll be me that moves to Russia) a girl from your cunt, but they are simply the best by far.
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>>51681475
>Yeah sorry that I "took"
It's okay, family member. I hope you're going to be happy with her. Good luck!
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>>51681524
Thanks a lot tovarisch! Good luck with your qt hunting.
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>>51681547
Thanks. Maybe I'll change my profile picture and go back to scripting. Feels dirty.
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>>51681559
You should definitely try to hang out with friend's girlfriend's girl-friends first. With Christmas around the corner, some might want to give it a try too.
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>>51681559
Try to put some "interesting" pictures. For example you with your pet (or just your pet by itself), you in different holiday locations,etc. in your profile pics. It makes girls comment on your pics. Also, don't write a really huge description of yourself into your profile, girls do read them, but only if it's not a dry wall of text.
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>>51681594
Tbh I doubt they will invite me, but I'll do that if they will
>>51681602
Thanks, I'll try doing that. I don't have many pictures though. And my profile is short enough already.
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>>51681626
Also, don't even fill out the sections of Favorite Music, Favorite Movies, Favorite TV Shows, Favorite Books because no one gives a flying fuck about them.
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>>51681602
I put a picture of myself with a baguette, because some girls really love bread.
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>>51681079
It's ok Ivan w-we're all g-gonna make it
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They fall head first when they see bread.
Maybe it works only for Frenchmen, so you should try with a kot or a puppy first. :^)
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>>51681894
Is that a fetish thing? I can say that I've done this, bread feels so good and smells so good. No judgement please.
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>>51681894
Sauce? I think I may have a new fetish
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>>51681233
>Russia
>the avg woman is at least 8/10
Eh no.
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>>51681919
Who doesn't like soft and fluffy things?
It's a fetish thing. It should be called psomophilia, but I don't think you'll find anything with this word.
>>51681987
https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/
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>>51681894
>>51681919
>>51681987
What's wrong with you people.
>wanting to fuck bread
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>>51682160
Nobody said anything about fucking the bread. You Brot it up first.
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>>51682181
That's what a fetish means. It's sexual.
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>>51682160
I'm not watching it for the bread, I'm watching it for that cute Asian girl squish her face into the bread
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>>51682193
Come on, I was just making a pun
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>>51682231
>expecting a German to get a joke
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>>51658044
who /finnishqt/ here?
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>>51682333
Is that the qt on the right
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>>51682333
if a fin went to study in california would they call them a berkeley perkele?
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>>51682363
joo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MecZAXedMbY
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>>51682385
Jesus Christ Finland.
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>>51682445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S-8gF9GFJo
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>>51682214
Is there any decent Russian/Cyrillic calligraphy types?
I can only find 2, the one here http://www.rarebook-spb.ru/info/history_of_calligraphy/slavic_alphabet/
But i cant find something that shows both upper and lower case and has all the letters in view, and this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyaz_(Cyrillic_calligraphy)
Which looks both ugly and difficult
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>>51682468
I knew about mämmi. Blech.
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>>51682445
Well at least its not German scat culture haha
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>>51682024
Eh yeah. Ever been there? Its like hard to not get a raging hardon while walking the streets >_>
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>>51682499
Maybe you'll find a good one in one of Polivanov's books.
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>guenter is still alive
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>>51682333
I've got Mongol qt's since yesterday lmao
Just viewed their profiles and they messaged me
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>>51682499
not sure what you are asking about
Try to google this 'pyccкий aлфaвит пpoпиcь'
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>>51682652
Almost as bad lmao
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>>51682931
Question to you, tovarish: what exactly does иди в зaдницy mean?
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>>51682973
Literally it means 'go to an ass', kinda close to 'fuck off' but less insulting
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>>51683099
Thanks.
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>>51682767
>guenter stops talking to you after you deny the holocaust
uh oh
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>>51683570
nice
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>>51683570
Strange that it always happens, they don't block you but just ignore.

Asked one if you thought i was crazy now, she responded " oh i have to many msg to reply, ill give you a reply no worries". 5 days have past now, why cant they just say "yes you're crazy" or just block me. But don't try to be fucking "nice".
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>>51683868
>tfw your qt doesn't give a shit about holocaust and hates Jews
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>>51683968
In one way im jealous of you m8. Your qt is top tier. She's the only one so far that could have these kind of convo's.
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>>51684043
lol thanks buddy. Hows your qt hunting going? Still got your asian qt?
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>>51684095
Yeah, had a really nice skype call yesterday.
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>>51684227
Congrats m80.
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>>51683570
>implying someone denying the holocaust gets me butthurt
Dude, this convo never even happened
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>>51684227
are you planning to help her to immigrate to Belgium?
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>>51680275
What's it like to live, or to visit?

To live it's great, high house prices (but not as ridiculous as Sydney) but lots of events all year round. Great for families and young people, and the public transport is decent.

To visit there isn't really much... depends on what you are interested in I guess, although if your qts here then that's something.

t. lived in Melburn my whole life

>>51680570
>but she isn't one thankfully
You've hit the jackpot mate, congrats.
What suburb does she live in btw if you dont mind me asking?
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>>51684545
>have no steady job
>still live with parents
I would do anything for her, but i have to stay rational.

If only the US kept their greedy noses out of the middle east i would have my goat tier steady job wich unlocks the path to muh house. Fuck the US and the EU and the people behind all this.
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>>51684739
yeah sucks balls man. has she talked about going to Belgium yet?

I'm lucky that she wants to take me under her wings and help me immigrate to Russia. I'm a NEET living off my savings.
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>>51684799
She isn't the direct kind of person but i have gotten some hints already.

I'm just saving as much as possible while living at home. So i don't have to worry about shit once i get my house.
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Well /cp/ it has been about 2 weeks since I posted in the thread, but my main qt sent me this after 2 days of silence from me.

I know that things haven't been the greatest; yes, we call almost everyday, but things have become more distant between me and you. We don't have the same in depth conversations. We don't explore as much, either. And it's both our faults in a way that we can't really broaden our topics more than we do when speak of how we love and care for each other and how we argue.

In times like these, I truly do question. But I made a vow to be with you for the rest of my life and I'm owning up to it. So should you. Our connection is still here. It just needs to be rekindled, like the spark we had whenever we talked. Just because we already have a platform doesn't mean I stopped wanting to learn about your culture. I still do. I know the sense of wonder is still here for the both of us. We just so happen to get stuck with our little banters that we completely veer father from it.

So to save this relationship - even though it's not the right term - I want to list my faults. And how I can fix my part. And why I react as such.

-I am incredibly insecure and jealous.
Okay, we spoke about our
vulnerabilities. I'm aware of yours, and you, mine. But sometimes, they become a means of banter for me and you. Set for example the time you joked about marrying more Asian women. And the time that I teased you about your dick. For these times, I walk with caution as to whether I should pout and agree to make it adorable, or get my gears going and go off on you for being a dick. I don't like that. I don't want to think twice. I don't like hurting you. But at the same time, I don't like holding back. If I get pouty, don't take me seriously all the time. I just want you to fucking butter me up because I like being coddled okay. I like being spoiled. And I love spoiling you at the same time. Ugh.
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>>51685058

Cont..

-I don't know whenever you are joking or not.
Your jokes hold great conviction. Truly, they do. And sometimes, I actually wonder if you mean them. Especially about tirades on women, Asians, Blacks, Latinos, or just makeup. I can't help getting hurt at times. And I should not take all of them too seriously. But then again, when should I? Please, let me know. I just want to be able to really speak my mind without it being spiteful - though I am terribly failing. I'm not racist either. And you've clarified that you aren't. I don't want to ask you of this for it's hypocritical, but please be a bit more gentle, baby. You're a well read and refined guy. You're eloquent as well. I know that behind the coarseness of your language, you hold better sensitivity towards the world and all its cruelties. Please, just show me that. Bare it all. You'll be spending more time with me, so it's best to keep things like that, right? That's one of the many reasons I love you. It's when I can be rowdy and somewhat formal because I know you can be. You're intelligent as you are a funny sweetiepie. And I love you. So, please, even on call, let's talk about it. We can't live our whole lives texting. What fun is there? You've mentioned before when you weren't as adamant on calling that you thought our best conversations were thru text. Which isn't a lie, nor horrible. I'm glad we have those. But I want to bask into your actual presence without having the need for texting nor typing. Just you, me, and the reality of our words.
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>>51685092

3/4 hopefully

-I don't have your trust.
I've been down because of this, though it is understandable and logical. I lied to you twice. It's not even funny. And it's still a miracle to have you stay and tell me you love me and that I am beautiful. And that means the world to me. Darling, you are absolutely precious to me. Yes, I've told my mom about men before, but those were out of convenience because she walks in on me and that person calling. But with you, I came to her. And asked her of her thoughts on the possibility of you visiting and us marrying. In all seriousness as well. She knows I masquerade about being 20. But this time, I told her it was different because our situation is different. So different. Because now, there are no more lies. Only truths and when it is time to unravel all of them. And I cannot wait, at all. We're getting there, sweetness. We truly are and I could not be more happy. Please, for the times you doubt my faithfulness, remember this. Remember our times together. And how we've professed our love towards each other. It'll never change because I'll never go. Just as you promised that you won't. Which is why I'm giving you reasons why staying is for the best because I still fear. The possibility and opportunity for someone better is always there for you. I've always thought that. You deserve someone of absolute beauty and wonder - you like that, remember? So for the times you keep telling me of your insecurities and fears of losing me to people, or doubts, even... I don't know, I keep on being rendered speechless and absolutely lost as to how I was able to find someone like you. You see me in a light that I've longed and wondered for people to see. You're special. And my absolute perfection. I love you, Matty. So goddamn much.
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>>51685135

I want to spend each waking moment with you. I want to open my eyes in hopes of hearing from you. To be able to go throughout my day happy and proud knowing I have an amazing man waiting for me as I am waiting for him. Because eventually, we'll be together. You'll wake up one day and I'd be laying myself bare next to you - no makeup whatsoever to make me feel beautiful. You'll go about your cooking with me pestering you with seconds, thirds, elevens. And you'll be there with me to talk to. To share everything to. Even telling the same story twice to. And I'll listen. Always. So please, Matty. Tell me that you'll work on this with me. All I ask is for you to give me signs that you're okay. Even if it's just one smiley face on Skype because I want to know when your day is starting or ending. Is that too much ask..? I hope not... Because I mean well. And I mean to find more, baby boy.

I love you and I'm sorry for being a shitty girlfriend. Let me do better, okay?

I love you. And yes, I know, you love me more.
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>>51685058
>>51685092
>>51685135
>>51685163
>after 2 days of silence
Jesus tapdancing Christ Alabama man wtf
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>>51685058
>. Just because we already have a platform doesn't mean I stopped wanting to learn about your culture.

>American
>Culture
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>>51685266
Nice bants m8 but you have a point.

>>51685225

Yeah, I woke up to some shit, eh?
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>>51685163
>>51685135
>>51685092
>>51685058
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>>51685323
>she calls you darling and baby boy

top kek m8, what country is she from
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>this Russian guy complaining there are no single Russian girls that are 23/24
>tfw my qt is 24
>tfw she is paying her money to come all the way to Australia to meet me, an 18 year old
>tfw if that visit goes well she'll move here and live with me
Talk about cu cked Dimitry.
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>>51685058
>>51685092
>>51685135
>>51685163
>>51685513
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>>51685055
Eh I wish you success m80, your cause seems honourable.
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>>51685266
>Canadian talking about
>american culture
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>>51685323
Fuck Alabama, country? She has a very unusual English for a 20yo. And woah, if that isn't true love, I don't know what it is. The fact she can't handle the banter, that's just weird.

>>51686389
>Austrialian talking about
>Canadian talking about
>american culture
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Removing my account lads, tired of these autistic qts desu
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>>51686678
[saluting]It's been an honour anon[/saluting]
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>>51686678
>>51686678
>autistic
Wtf are you talking about. Send kkk-mies to finish qt and she stopped responding. Meme culture my ass
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lads how do I get my Russian qt to be lewd

We talk a lot and I'm actually starting to care about her so I don't want to scare her off, but it'd be nice to have a qt girl be my main private source of fapping. I'm so lonely she's all I have
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>>51687412
Take your dick out next time you skype
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>>51687129
90% of girls on IP can't hold conversation for shit.
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Fuck girl asked me.
"How do you think I look"
How do I respond without sounding too desperate?
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>>51687549
quick help
I can't leave the response for too long.
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>>51687549
You look ok
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>>51687549
Noice
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