/cp/* lazy cunts edition again
because OP is lazy, too ofc
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Bread:
>>51563221
>>51563221
>>51563221
*culture pals
For for my qt
>>51605888
czeched
>>51605888
I meant first, but the trips can be for my qt too
What's happening what have I missed
>>51606066
Swissbros 3/10 found out about another qt
>>51606179
but everythings back to "normal" already or?
think shes getting used to being cuucked
>>51606291
No idea mate. I think girls are more okay with being cuucked than guys though.
>>51606684
lets all thank any random god for being male
Sad desu, visit my profile pls familia.
I remember when I first made an IP account in 2008 (I was 12-13 but lied that I was 17), I'd get around 70-80 views everyday. Mostly Koreans though as I was a weeb back then.
>>51607116
>I remember when I first made an IP account in 2008 (I was 12-13 but lied that I was 17)
>>51607116
Okey
>>51605932
go to sleep m8
just got nudes from my Italian qt
>>51607895
Italian girls are shit-tier.
t. Italian
>>51609047
why?
>>51607818
Nah fuck ya cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYy7rxyZig
kek
>>51609733
Very bad aging process. I'd love to show you some pictures of my sister at 15-20-25-30, but then I'll get doxed.
Also, drama queens. Fucking drama queens. A lot of passive-aggresive behaviour.
>>51610095
>but then I'll get doxed
You have literally posted your profile name here...
>>51610122
I'm talking about my real identity since she's a complete social media retard.
>>51610200
censor all backgrounds and her eyes
>>51610200
are you a real Italian or Swiss Italian
>talking to a ruskie qt for like the third or fourth day now
>mentions she wants a boy to be with her, lying next to her
>later she tells me she is texting me while taking a bath
>spaghetti my way to lewd topics, start talking about perverts
>"haha it's ok, girls can be perverts too ;)"
>ask if she really means it
>"yep))) good night ;) "
Fuck these time zones man. But good for me i guess, I think she wants muh dick
>>51610538
I live here since 2013 :^)
>>51610595
m8 how much spaghetti do you have left over in stocks?
because it seems as you spilled a lot there...
same guy as>>51610595
>talking to different qt russian
>she's really into me, dropping hints
>got out of a 2 year relationship 6 months ago
>had bright pink hair
Is she worth it? Not a lot of girls are this direct with me here, most are a lot more aloof
>>51610742
>spaghetti
:)
>I'm eating dinner now, anon! Want to see?
Balts. Not even once.
>>51611392
damn, even our food is better
I used something similar 6-7 years ago. Talked to 100 girls, but in the end, only two girls whom i kept talking to.
Later met one of them but she ditched me and i never heard from her again. The other girl, i still send and recieve an email to/from now and then.
>>51610742
>use spaghetti lines on purpose
>she likes it
First conversation and she's like this, I think she's a slut. Where the fuck do I find girls like this in my city?
>>51612375
could never stand that autism 2bh
not even ironically
whatever - received noodz already?
>>51612501
Yes, but just tits.
>>51612375
>South America
>Where do I find sluts?
Yeah...
>she sends poem
>you say you don't like poems
>this kills the qt
>>51612553
I'm a semi-NEET. Instead of a basement I have my room and university. I'm not one but I might as well live like one. I never thought it would be this easy. Maybe girls are like this here too? That would be great, I thought that sex was beyond my reach.
>>51612783
>I thought that sex was beyond my reach.
nothing at uni is as easy as hoes m8
>>51612857
I don't know how it's in Germany, but here each faculty has its own building apart from the rest. In the engineering building there must be like 40 men to each girl and they aren't very pretty. The only time when I see girls from other careers is at joint events but like I said I'm like a NEET I thought they'd just laugh at me if I approached them or that I'd drop massive spaghetti.
And my friends are like me, kinda, they aren't around girls too much. So it's like a really bad environment for sex.
But this website changed my perspective.
>>51613176
so you dont have a campus?
do you have uni-parties at least?
>>51613401
>argentina
>campus
Nope.
Yes, I'll try being more active in them next year. Especially if I confirm what I started to believe these past few days that it's no big deal to talk to a girl you don't know.
>>51613592
IP is different from real life. Most girls here are more autistic than we are. So, they are as happy as us to talk to someone from the opposite gender.
>>51613592
simply take youre homies with you...
but of course - when you are AT the party - split up!
dont stick to a crowd of semi-neet nerds at a uni-party.
gather from time to time but do not sit in your group all the time.
>>51613678
jesus
just when i thought i had a chance
>>51613750
believe me with this
>>51612857
this >>51613678 doesn't exclude >>51613869 this desu senpaitachi.
>>51614449
true dat
>tfw no Guenter gf
>>51614829
>tfw guenter will never post her bunda in the thread
JUST
>tfw you will never wake up next to Guentet
>>51615093
Guenter*
>>51615093
kekked at Guentet irl
>>51615403
FUCK
>>51616038
SHIT
>>51616174
>>51616182
>>51615806
*GUENT
ftfy
/död/
>got a reply from this german girls almost a year after of our last message
what did she mean by this
>>51617751
I got the same once . She "just wanted to talk with me". I replied, she answered again after 2 weeks.
Drop her
>>51617751
>write Macau gril in August
>get reply a week ago "ooh sorry didn't see your message"
>answer her
>online all time, didn't read
what is this black magic?
I need Macau on my azn pussy list ffs.
/DerekHugsYou
fugg he visited me, i'm scared
>>51617955
>online all time, didn't read
girls receive way too many messages, it's no surprise she didn't read it
hell i'm a guy and i have a blown up inbox...
besides most girls are unorganized as fuck. men will always read all messages, or at least delete them, right? well girls always have unread messages all the time
>>51605663
I need to seduce a Brazilian girl.
What do?
>>51618858
Mandale un messaggio con scritto "è lui o non è lui" e una foto di Ezio Greggio.
Funziona sempre :^)
>>51618858
Abduct Dilma
>>51618858
https://youtu.be/GHOIFGSAdu8
Or
https://youtu.be/tcC9Xz3xPA8
>>51619166
I'm autistic enough to actually do this
I think she likes me enough to actually laugh at this
I've fucked a girl once thanks to memes
>>51619383
Holy shit btw
I've just signed up on this interpals shit
Plenty of cuties
Why was I not aware of this before? Do girls send pictures of their tittays on this?
>>51619383
Do it and post results
>>51619538
I have a date with her tomorrow.
I will update you cunts
>>51619453
hai mai visto "Italiani made in China"?
Puoi trovare una Cinese tutta per te!
>>51619680
What the fuck is this? A webseries about Milan Chinatown chinks?
>>51619380
>>51619383
>not using my songs that make hue grills melt
Okay, I've never had the chance to try it anyway, so it's not proven if they work
>>51619726
It's a series about second-generation Chinese who grew up in Italy, don't speak a word of Chinese and were sent back to China. My mother loves it.
>>51619824
I'm sorry my friend with a fetish for scat porn. I fucking hate music that's produced in the continent known as south america.
>>51619868
Nice, I'll check it out
>>51619869
I don't even know what scat porn is and I will not look it up.
Old South American music is good, new one is shit. These songs are pretty old and cute desu
>>51620039
>I don't even know what scat porn is
Yes, sure Gunther.
I'll check them songs out sempai
I just wanna succ some foreign titty
>>51620372
No really, I don't know it but it's probably better this way....
A korean lolweeddude wants my skype id, what do, we haven't even talked much
The fucked up thing is he knows my regional language, I'm scared desu
Literally wtf
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=25026906
Lads next February it'll be the 2nd anniversary of me and my french qt that I met on /int/erpals thanks to these threads, feels good 2bh
>>51621852
what the fuck family
what the fuck
When I said joining interpals felt like joining tinder and isis at the same time I was just joking
>>51621936
Nice, I'm going to meet/meat my Ukrainian gf next year.
>tfw pic related is muslim
>there are aryan russian women that are muslim
>tfw no qt Tatar gf
>>51621822
Say "no hablo ingles" And then whatever he says after that just keep saying it
>>51622002
nice, I hope it goes well and at least your plane doesn't get a Russian missile
>>51622030
too l8 m8
he talks to me in Catalan
Like who the fuck learns Catalan
>>51622255
No idea. I didnt even know there was such a language t b h. Maybe he's just one of those high functioning autists that can learn languages easily, so he just decided to go for an obscure one
>>51622446
That might be it, that woud explain his autist behaviour
bump
>>51619868
Watching it right now. (good thing dplay is only lightly region protected)
I'd really like to find someone like the sister of Lucia Lin.
brehs i'm scared, i've never had a skype masturbation session before and this slut is pestering me to do it
i have 3 italian qts, you jelly?
>>51624814
No, Itlalian girls are sluts, anyone can get one
fucking americunts i swear
>>51625687
Lmao what happened?
>>51624723
Rawlins
>>51625741
showed her my willie and she asked why the fuck there was skin on the tip.
>>51625897
Lol
>>51625897
EBIN
Europeans
So i just got down arguing with a QT about the terrorist attack in California yesterday. She says that "well, your police are probably overlooking it. So many people die in the US from shootings each year that you can't be sure. Racism is a big problem there as well."
Is that really what you all think? Like, Racism honestly is not as bad as the media makes it seem to be. The fucking media blows everything out of porportion.
and with the California attack. 2 of the shooters have links to people on Watch Lists and they were found with thousands of rounds of ammunition, escape plans, targets locations, and 12 explosive devices. They wore armor and engaged the police unitl they were removed from this world. How is that NOT terrorism?? Shit, even if they were White/Black/Brown/Yellow/Red it would still be terrorism.
>>51612551
Why not share?
>>51626060
>arguing with a QT
found the mistake
grills are completely stupid in 95% of the cases
they read/hear/see any shit in the mass media or even worse like jewbook and take it for real
never take a hoe serious until you are 100% sure shes on of those unicorns that think on their own at least a bit
>>51626400
thanks kraut. I was pretty pissed. Like she doesn't even live here and she was practically tell me i'm wrong about how shit really works here. Like i said "racism is NOT as big of a deal as its made out to be here, Black people are not discriminated against like the media says" and she said "well, its ok if thats what you think. But we here in Europe see it differently"
wtf
>>51626520
maybe she was bantering you - but i doubt that.
as i said most bitches here are simply plain stupid and are not willing to think on their own - no matter what happens.
>>51626708
Agreed even if you're bantering. Most guys are stupid but can at least listen to reason sometimes
>>51626708
>>51626783
nah she wasn't bantering. we've gotten in heated discussions over other stuff like this before.
but she also did say "I feel like a volcano when i have to argue with someone hahaha. well, i always feel like a volcano, in every.. special moment ;)"
>>51626878
how old is she and what does she study?
>>51626914
22 italain and she is just about to certify as a Social Worker.
>>51626979
**Italian
and just to throw it out there. I'm deep in the Friend Zone
>>51626878
I'd have told her that's what I live and experience daily, not what I think, while you only see selected things happening through your medias.
There's more and more people who think there's nothing more to reality than what is shown there.
I like to watch the French news from foreign medias, it's really as if it were a foreign country.
>>51627036
in fucking deed
thats why its essential to think on its own
>>51624785
aight that went great
>>51627195
i've never done it before either. how did it go?
>>51627195
shit i'm sweating, first time it ever happens when masturbating
i could get addicted to this
>>51627153
Sometimes, you need to say the obvious. All save from a few of the Italians I knew were thick on those things.
>>51627232
Glad you enjoyed yourself, I guess.
>>51627218
way better than jerking off normally, but it took me like 10-15 minutes to really get into it
>>51627232
did she come with the force of a thousand suns?
>>51627279
it just seems awkward to me. So how did you do it? were you sitting at your desk or like laying in your bed so you both could completely see you?
>>51627311
No but I did, that shit must have traveled more than a meter.
>>51627455
Yeah it's horribly awkward at first. I was lucky because she was cool with me being inexperienced and kinda led the interaction for the most part.
We did it on our beds, I had my boxers on when we started but she was already naked.
>>51627626
>that shit must have traveled more than a meter.
KEKLE
>giving into the social jew
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>tfw all my german qts hate the nazis and feel guilty and responsible for ww2 and the holocaust
what a waste of qts
>>51627993
>qts
>imblying
>>51627993
just pretend to be a jew, and they'll be sucking your dick in no time
>>51611392
Jesus Christ...
Good thing I do all my own cooking. I just want a girl who can bake cookies and shit.
>pic related
>>51626060
Listen, if a woman can talk about politics, nations, history, art (that isn't modern shit), music (that isn't modern shit), then I'm sorry but you're talking to a trans dude.
>>51611438
no it isn't
>>51627279
What's your size m8? I'm painfully average and I feel like no girl wants to see me jerk my average dick. Unless she's asian.
>>51627279
It get addictive, tbqh my best orgasm are when a qt is watching. Last time I did it I came so fucking hard it got on TOP on my head and all the way to my fucking door 3 meters away.
>>51628672
this tbqh
>>51628743
Pretty average too, never measured (we don't have penis inspection day in Argentina) but it's definitely less than 7 inches. Probably a bit more than 6.
But in my single experience the psychological part was more important. I don't think you should worry about that.
>>51628809
>It get addictive
That's what I thought. Even during normal sex I don't think I've ever came as hard as today.
>>51627896
>social jew
What are you talking about?
>>51628491
Looks good anon other than the peas
>>51628908
Common /pol/ speak for Facebook.
>>51629390
Well I don't go to /pol/
>>51629579
That's why I explained it to you.
>>51628491
Leftovers from Thanksgiving?
>>51629993
Nah, I just cooked a smaller Turkey for my Dad and brother on Sunday.
>>51630297
the mashed potatoes look pretty good
>>51630297
Wow, look at this muhfugga.
Teach me to cook anon. Since I live in feminist central and I can't rely on a woman to cook for me.
>>51630557
>wanting a woman to cook for you
It's like you want them to poison you.
>>51631000
The only women I know who can cook are old as hell. Women stopped cooking about 30 years ago. It's kind of funny and kind of sad. All in the name of feminism. But hey, I'll never have to rely on a woman I guess.
>>51630543
>>51630557
Thanks. The key to mashed potatoes is not to turn them into glue by over mashing (and lots of butter). If you want to start cooking start messing with the thinner cuts of meat, or better yet already butchered and fileted cuts. Anything thick cut is a hassle when you are just starting out.
>>51630557
>thinking that doing something nice for a woman is "feminism"
>>51631372
Your reading comprehension is fucked mate.
>>51631409
No it's not buddy. But I don't see how this whole discussion makes any sense. Unless your girl is a NEET she's just as tired and bummed after work as you are.
>>51631510
The Canuck implied that learning to cook for himself would be helpful, since in our wonderful feminist society women do not cook anymore. He did not, at any point, imply that cooking for someone else was a feminine thing or a "feminist action".
Simply put, bitches don't cook anymore mate.
>>51631754
Women used to be able to cook because they did not have to work. If your woman can afford to be a NEET because of your high income, she will cook. Nowadays its more common to take turns in cooking, or to cook together to save time.
>>51631754
To confirm, this is what I meant. Lol.
>>51632060
Higher income have a cook, but you're right for the rest.
My qt cooks instant noodles guys. She is so bad at cooking they don't even look right. That lime and coriander garnish top kek
>>51632471
Lmao they still look hard
>>51632471
How the fuck do you mess up instant noodles? Where is she from?
>>51632471
>not cooked
>no broth
>fukin spoon out of nowhere, what are you supposed to do with that? Shove it up your ass? Well at least it would be more authentic like Korean style eating if it came with chopsticks
>fukin fork instead of chopsticks
>a fukin lime..... smacked on there for no apparent reason...
Bro she's either trolling you or you need to dump that bitch straight up.
>>51632758
She is Thai
>>51632826
She knows she can't cook so when she is alone she just eats stuff from a packet or attempts instant noodles and they turn out like this. Also they eat with a fork and spoon in Thailand. That lime was such a waste in there.
>>51632471
What the fuck? I've never seen such bad ramen except for pic related but it was simply a fault to buy ramen for 12ct
>>51633059
They aren't that bad for being so cheap. I know someone who buys 6 packs a week so they can't be that bad.
>>51632471
wtf is up with that fork?
It looks like its made out of a fucking snake
>>51633210
They lack salt and everything and even if you add spices it's still not that grade. The noodles have a bad consistency, when you cook them for too short, they are uncomfortably hard and when you cook them a bot longer though they will be doughy
>>51633210
You could go for their long grain & wild rice if money is an issue. It's healthier.
Add some greens, mushrooms and pepper bells, and you're set.
>>51624731
Do you speak Italian or are you interpreting what you hear with French?
>planning skitrip
>almost nothing for one person
>>51634046
I speak French and some Spanish, therefore I understand Italian :^)
... and I lived for some time with Italians, some who only spoke Italian too, so I got to learn some things.
I can have a basic conversation. I still need to search some words I don't know that pop up here and there, and I don't understand most of the time if they use a dialect, or if they don't articulate much.
I can understand everyone but alessandro.
Jesus tapdancing Christ
>>51633776
I just bought it with a friend when I was in Ireland with her and we were too lazy to cook something proper or go out
>>51634665
>Jesus tapdancing Christ
fugg wim, I love you for saying that
Anyone else meeting or staying with their qt for new year?
>>51634861
Im giving her a child for new years present ;)
>>51635058
LOL that sounds more strange than it should
So jealous of you Euros being able to visit your qts without spending $2500 on flights
>>51635313
I am spending roughly that much on flights
>>51630297
There some mould or something in your spuds m8
>>51635313
>implying
>>51635313
Get Asian qts then mate.
>ded
Post top tier tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6MpsDPKts
>>51636864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw-ch4Hir4o
>Post /int/ users you hate thread
>mentioned
I'm so proud
>>51636952
Tfw you will never be an /int/ meme feels bad man
>>51637115
Feels good
>>51637115
Feels good 2bh. Do you want to be like 15 guys? ridiculed forever?
>>51637351
>mfw hes going undercover with gernon flag for some days
>>51637652
>mfw you're him
>tfw not mentioned in the hated users threas
wew lads
>>51637652
Ayoo 15
>>51637731
*thread
>>51637677
really not 2beeh
i think bitches that had 15+ DIFFERENT dicks in their mouth are ridiculous whores
thats enough evidence?
>>51637777
Those quads can't lie
Hi Germon NEET
>>51637777
MY FUCKING QUADS OF HONESTY
fuuuggggg
this will be a good day.
>>51636864
The one I've been listening to lately, even if it's not that great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNjG22Gbo6U
>>51636896
The one who made me question myself and shed a tear about why someone would do that to the original song and why Dutch still existed. I had to listen to other better Dutch songs for a long time before I got better and realized the singer was That bad. The lyrics are ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTmx6W5tKLg
>>51637943
>>51636864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Copi862sYM
>>51637943
>mfw no (You)
>mfw screwed up the screen shot
>>51638175
>2015
>Android 2.x
>>51638229
No 4.4.2
>>51638229
>>51638421
5.1.1
masterrace reporting in
>>51638441
>>51638421
>not building AOSP yourself on a weekly basis
>>51638468
KEKLE
>Not using Minimal OS on your latest Google flagship phone
Do you even android?
>>51638441
2geeky4me
>>51638847
>latest Google flagship phone
500 youros wat?
>>51639132
You're German, you can afford it, don't be a bitch. I still have my N5 with said ROM, holds up for 2 days with heavy used and 3.5h of screen.
>>51638847
>not using based MIUI on a 185 ojro chink phablet
>>51639192
>you can afford it
no, 2bh
but my N4 is still fine though
Feels good keking some German guy. His gf is getting lewd with me while he takes care of their kid. Feels strangely good man.
>>51639255
>MIUI
>using software developed by chinks
There's really only one thing you can use female chinks for. On top of that, you can just kill the male ones.
Imagine a world were all Asians are female.
>tfw even with that many girls more than guys, I still wouln't manage to find a gf
Would you expect this qt to be a ladyboy from thailand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbw1eI3hlX4
>>51639864
>says he doesn't have a gf
what about the 3?
Ayyyyy
Guess who's meeting his qt in a lil while??
>>51640709
cunt?
meeting where?
gday cunts
>>51641165
gday mate
>>51637943
>tfw 3 (you)'s
LADS HALP PLS
This question doesn't fit into this thread but I've never been to /tv/ or /mu/.
I need to buy a film with good/known music and I gotta choose between those on this list.
>Pretty woman
>Pride and Prejudice
>Step Up
>The children of Monsieur Mathieu
>Dirty Dancing
>Pirates of the Caribbean
>The wolf of wall street
>Blues Brothers
>Les Miserables
Pls no bully for the choices, I looked up a list of normie films with good/known music and searched for the DVDs and can't choose which one to buy.
Objective advices would be appreciated
>>51641404
Why do you need it?
>>51641209
>>51641214
how are we lads?
>>51641470
To analyse it as an example for a presentation..
>>51641404
Les Miserables desu
>>51641404
la vita e bella
or
a serbian movie
or
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
>>51641499
not too bad 2bh.
have to drive about 700kms today though.
hope there are not too many speed limits on autobahn...
>>51640754
Berlin
>>51641595
>tfw I will start driving through 4 bigger Swiss + German citiew starting at 17:00
Freitagabendverkehr ich komme
>>51641527
be more specific.
What are you analysing for example?
Les Miserables is a good choice for music, but perhaps classical music isn't the best choice.
Step up is a good choice too, unless hip hop music isn't a good choice etc
>>51641595
>hope there are not too many speed limits on autobahn...
gutentag das ist bait
>>51641527
they are shit. there you go, did all the work for you, gonna get an A mark. you're welcome.
>>51641713
It's not. There are a lot of limited parts. Not everything is unlimited speed.
>tfw Basel-Freiburg has a total of ~ 10 min unlimited drive.
>>51641710
>Freitagabendverkehr ich komme
das ist albtraum unironisch
>>51641713
>gutentag das ist bait
no its not baitin m8.
fucking greens and leftist get wet for speed limits.
also:
most autobahns are not really in a good condition because of all those trucks. so what do? repair it? invest shekels in the infrastructure?
>nope.jpg
>speedlimits because of potholes and too much traffic on too small autobahns
>>51641821
>>51641766
lmao I didn't even realise autobahn was the german word for highway.
I just assumed it was a specific road with no speed limits.
>lefties get wet for speed limits
lefties get wet at any opportunity to control the population.
>>51641882
anyways lads tired as fuck just got back from camping so I'm gonna sleep.
Goodnight everyone see you all later
>>51641924
sleep tight cunt
>>51641713
The thing is, it's all up to my choice but I don't actually like Hip Hop or feel like watching Step Up.
I think I'll either go for Les Miserables pr Pride and Prejudice.
>>51641724
I know but I need normie movies to be able to find information on it
I'd like to go use Psycho but that atmosphere of it is depressing
Gn johnno
Zürich, Monday morning btw.
>>51635503
I leave the skin on, just like you guys do with your cocks.
>>51642499
So you know it's better with the skin on?
>>51642212
>switzer
>traffic jam
you have no idea what youre talking about lad...
step up to my level
>>51642212
>>51642601
>working during the day
>using the "autobhan"
>>51642727
protip:
every single warning-sign "traffic jam" here
>>51642601
stands for another traffic jam on another road.
skitrip planned lads
>>51642919
where?
gonna meet qts?
>>51643000
>where?
Val Thorens
>gonna meet qts?
no
>>51643082
>Val Thorens
>highest ski resort in Europe
>largest linked ski area in the world
neat
>>51641404
Pirates of the Caribbean has the best and most memorable music by far.
Whats the best way of learning a language?
French to be more specific
>>51644526
>learning a language
>French
>>51644526
>French
dont
learn spanish, portuguese or chinese instead
>>51644573
>>51644526
implying you are already fluent in russian, obviously
