>be me, a portuguese man on vacation
>go to beach in southern spain
>spot 10/10 spanish woman sunbathing
>out of nowhere a boat carrying 100 illegals lands on the beach
>immigrants get of the ship and surround the fair skinned blue eyed dame
>"allah ackbars, gib white pussy" shouts their leader before drawing his scimitar
>I cannot allow this lady's Iberian whiteness to be tainted by african scum
>so I charge the moors, killing and maiming most of them before they can react
>a few immigrants who decided to shit on the beach instead of surrounding the white women try to escape
>they try to get back to the boat but are interrupted by a thunderous "DEUS VULT"
>the moors are all killed by the ghost of El Cid before they can escape
>"muerte al moro" he says before returning to white heaven
>"morte ao mouro" I say, "Batalha de Navas de Tolosa melhor dia da minha vida"
>later that day Portugal and Spain realize the error of their ways and execute all leftists and muslims
>as the rest of europe is destroyed by islam and leftist kekoldry, Iberia stands as a beacon of Christianity and Whiteness
>>51651603
>t. Alberto Barbosa
you can follow the girl back to germany where she came from
>>51651603
El Cid was a moor lover, try Don Pelayo next time
>>51651603
That girl is not spanish.
>>51651603
Sounds like God has blessed you. You must be the one to start the new reconquista of Europe.
Fuck off
moors was based people and they have a lot contributrion to the europe
>>51651603
Stealing my pasta,eh?
>>51654815
>Spain says moors are based
How keked can you be
>>51651755
>moor lover
It was more of a mercenary thing though, he returned to fight for the christian side when he was recalled from exile. He died fighting against the Almoravids after all.
HOL UP
>>51651603
>portugal
>white
>>51658291
pic is portuguese mixed with native american
as you can see we have the whitest genes in europe
>>51658199
U TRYNA TELL ME
*executes kaffir*
THIS SUM KINDA
*chews khat*
CALIPHATE OR SUMMIN
>>51651603
>El Cid
>Allowed on heaven
El cid went to hell so he could smite moors with pelayo.
>>51651755
>Don Pelayo
>Fair
>Or balanced
Don Pelayo coming from the dead would burst a vein in rage, then proceed to make a beeline from covadonga to melilla and from melilla to mecca leaving no puppet with head.
>>51651603
>Concierto de Aranjuez sounds muffled in the distance
>>51658440
> Brazillian
> Portugese
> Native American
Delet this!!!!
>>51660104
>america can't handle the whiteness
>>51658440
>>51660243
Wait. Sky Ferreira has Portuguese roots?
I guess I should have guessed that from her surname, thought it was a stage name
Shame she's a druggie with small tits.
>>51662032
>thought it was a stage name
why the would anyone ever pick "Ferreira" as a stage name?
>>51651603
is that pic supposed to be an example of a cute girl?
just asking
>>51651603
So Portugal invaded Spain and you fought against your own people?
>>51651603
t. Alberto barbosiguez
>>51658143
this is that i thought
>>51665780
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
PRIME
MINISTER
>>51665780
Have some respect
>>51665780
>Moor
That's not a moor. That's a Paki.
Pic related is a Moor.
The Moors literally civilized the Iberians. The took the peninsula in two years because Iberians are subhumans.
>>51651603
t. Carolos Preparadardo
>>51651603
> let´s get those sudaca countries back and get some golds to build some gold churches
>>51668723
>sudaca gold
:^) obrigado Brasil
>>51668816
how the fuck are we below USA?
USA is literally a third world shithole
>>51665780
post the non shoped version fag
>>51669718
>>51651603
>spanish woman
>>51651603
>fair skinned blue eyed dame
Pick one
>>51670418
Italia por favor