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not that I'm promoting this, but calling this a man or a woman sounds wrong
>>51651525
Cis scum pls go
>>51645349
Oh fuck I was playing Dota, hope you catch this post tomorrow.
Yea same school. PC 8 NTMK.
bump before bed
>>51651443
Someone gift it to her for xmas.
Someone gift it to her for xmas.
>>51651443
>xe
which language does that come from?
I don't get why people like filthyfrank's video
t. howtobasic fan
>>51654045
both azn franks from youtube are pretty ebin
frank yang and filthy frank
My body's ready for /asean/ integration :3
>tfw dutdut shilling on kikebook
Pls make it stop
>>51654709
lewd desu!
>>51653793
I'm sure it is a word in some Asian one, but they just make shit up.
G'night lads, have a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLphrgQFHUQ
>>51651443
is humanity finally evolving into magikarp?
im excited tbdesu
>>51657663
What am I looking at?
>>51658156
A semen demon
>>51658397
That does indeed look like a semen summoning ritual
bumpo
>>51658397
Why corean are so slutty?
>>51661358
that's how they get sheckles from NEETs like us.
>>51661530
>us
>>51661530
I don't think the youtube where people get their sexy dancing is owned by them. So probably horny people not neets. Of course if using their parent money into equation it could be. Implying they're quite loaded, though.
>>51655490
i think it's the gender neutral term for "he" and/or "she", but it's more commonly spelled "ze"
A flip guy moved into the neighborhood guys what should I do?
>>51662069
Tell him, "Singapore cherishes diversity and multiculturalism".
>>51662069
You can differentiate betwean flip and malaysian?
>>51662133
No.
>>51663210
>>51663310
Can't you?
>>51663481
>implying Singapore isn't the defacto multicultural state in /asean/ and all of Asia
>>51663481
You can?
>>51663687
Singapore nowhere near indonesian multicultural.
>>51663811
Why are you so multicultural?
>>51663687
No.
>>51663706
I can, why can't you?
>>51663873
I cannot even count how many races language, tribes in indonesia. Probably because indonesia is consist of many islands. i think we even have jews in indonesia. Not that's important though.
Guess what ethnicity we are.
Winner gets a prize
>>51661976
It is fucking stupid.
>>51664084
We're all different backgrounds too I might add
>>51664004
Race war when in Indonesia?
>>51664136
Is race war still exist nowaday?
>>51664084
>>51664129
Malay, Thai, Viet
>>51664358
Myanmar
>/asean/ always so dead when I wake up
>>51664695
Then don't wake up.
>>51664084
Korean->Thai->Chinese Malay
>>51664084
All viet
>>51664084
ching chongs
>>51665160
Bolan pls :DDDDDD
>>51664411
That's unfortunate we did take some of their refugees too i think. I hardly capable to view that objectively.They have racist government i think after reading wikipedia.
>>51664084
arr rook the same. just a guess.
viet-spore-indonesia
>>51664084
Malay, chink, indo
thread saving bump
>>51668835
Post some thread saving bums instead
I'm fake Vietnam
>>51651443
>xe
top kek
>>51669153
fugging gommie :DDDDDDD
>>51669153
C-can I stay there indefinitely without visa?
>>51669526
Nah. Probably 90 days and a limited extended extra month if you show you can afford it. Don't get yourself in trouble. Moroccan police is rude
bump
Give me a good reason why arent you voting this successful black man
>>51651525
>implying there aren't 38464334645406120384 different genders
NEUROTYPICALS FUCK OFF /INT/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51670909
Because you cannot have free wifi if you're planning to cut taxes. The Aquino government already is half way on making internet free in public places and public infrastructure by next year. How are you going to get the private sector to "help" you, if you're essentially making them lose their customers by making wifi free.
>>51671279
Fuck Free WIFI
When fucking 50Mbps no cap is affordable when you have a job
10 hours of work for me = fucking 50 mbps
>>51651443
that photo literally makes me feel ill. i just want to punch it.
it, whatever it is, looks sick mentally and physically.
>>51672012
fuck off ciswhite shitlord
>>51672012
w8 a minute you're not Straya :DDDDDD
>>51672173
fuck off poland
>>51672205
don't tell anyone
Titit
>>51672205
>you're not Straya
imblying we couldn't annex them in less than a week
>>51672934
You couldn't lol
>>51672934
you'd lose one fire fight and then the war would finish because you'd fucking sulk because some kiwis bet you. pussies.
>>51672934
rood no threatening independence allowed
>>51672934
You can't even genocide emus properly.
do we meme marcos into the VP?
then when dutdut is ousted we can have another marcos as president
>>51652275
Well I'm PT2something. So I assume you're already graduated right? Kinda hard to take a PC class while being in school/college.
>µ's is disbanding next year
>They will release their last single and will hold their last live in March
Please help me, I'm crying right now.
>>51670909
He's fucking corrupt. He'll be Marcos 2.0 if he wins. He has a hacienda, several houses, condo units, and wealth, and that was when he was just a mayor.
>>51661909
>Those two betas on their phones in the background
>>51673421
>crying over fake girlband
Faggot
>>51673478
Do you even know who they are?
>>51673524
Anime girlband right?
>>51673643
>Girlband
>Band
>>51673701
That's what people use when there's group of female singer, weaboofag.
>>51673404
Yup I just graduated last month. I think I started with PT4 from 4th semester at uni. Its definitely difficult to prepare for thesis in last semester while studying for JP test at the end of each course but if you are not doing thesis right now then its would be fine.
>>51673524
a bunch of backup dancers
>Saturday
>in the office
>alone
>in front of computer
>browse 4chen
>instead of working
>no gf
;_;
I need at get least 82% right in my exam on monday to pass lads
How exciting.
>>51673825
Cool, I'm in my 3rd year right now. Planning to graduate next year, get the hell out and probably focus on JP learning more. Maybe get an English certificate and a job while at that too.
What are you planning to do learning JP though? What branch of job are you looking for or get into? Not necessarily related to your major of course.
>>51674084
Go back to work, Joko.
>>51669153
Hello, fake Vietnam!
>>51674501
Oh god, more hapa children on the way
>>51651525
Logically, there must be at least 4 genders.
Male, female, both, neither.
>>51674778
GOD CREATES ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND JOKO
>>51674834
And there were three sexes then
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back
Called the children of the sun
And similar in shape and girth
Were the children of the earth
They looked like two girls
Rolled up in one
And the children of the moon
Were like a fork shoved on a spoon
They were part sun, part earth
Part daughter, part son
>>51674288
o-okay
>>51674288
I'm working this hard, yet still no gf.
>>51674834
now now joko, always remember our original philosophy. ALL means NOTHING, duality and non-existence comes together as our original deity is both/neither void and universe, male nor/and female, sad nor/and happy, old nor/and young
>>51675999
Just be yourself
Who /kathoey/ here?
>>51676179
/waria/
>>51676701
What does that picture mean?
>>51674834
There is only one sex. Female. First God made them female and female. Then the original sin happened and created Adam, forever making humanity male and female.
>>51676701
you have oishi in ur cunts also?
when will we have some other sea'ns products in our malls?
>>51676801
Double entendre.
sepong = sucking dick
>>51676801
"sponge" is a slang for fellatio, that guy is a trap
>>51674246
Some finance-related works that require Japanese I guess. I haven't looking for a job yet but it seems that the salary for person with N3 certificate is quite good.
>>51673524
Bunch-O'-Whores
>>51676852
>>51676855
Thanks indon.
>>51676837
it would appear so
>when will we have some other sea'ns products in our malls?
I am sure some coffee brands are from indon
>>51676808
whores are made from man's rib, blasphemer faggot
Testicles
What's better? The cold or the heat?
>>51677608
Cold
>>51677608
cold
>tfw not born in the mountain provinces
>>51677421
Titit
Captcha : Ntryess
>tfw 56% retention rate
>>51677667
Ayy, I failed out too
t. idiot
>>51677608
defo Cold. I'm from the north so Christmas chill is pretty based
>>51677608
The cold, because i'm a cold person
Why can't my mother be the Lotus instead
>>51677740
Deep as fuck
>>51677741
Why can't I be slutty girl instead?
>>51677608
cold, it drives you to work, heat is too exhausting
>>51677988
Cold drives you to bed m8
>>51677608
Cold
>no sweat
>no flies
>no mosquitoes
>>51678005
>tfw getting sleepy
>>51677955
But you can be whatever you want
Life is a choice
>>51677955
I'm a girl. Are you jelly?
>>51678038
>just be urself
>>51678050
REEEEE
>>51678050
post pic with time stamp
wher r da proofs
RIP Wizardmon ;_;
>>51678089
When I see a church I get the urge to bomb it
>>51678089
When I see happy couples during Christmas, I wish I can be a slutty girl.
>>51678154
When I see a post like this I wish I could give you a blowjob
t. not a homo
Indon what are you doing on this site?
don't we already have 1cak, MCI and Kaskus?
>>51678227
Go back to your containment, faglord.
>>51651443
What is you guy's opinion on the Burmese? I might be getting a Burmese dude as a roommate.
>>51678227
i am monitoring this site so that i can repost some dank memes to 1cak, MCI and Kaskus and then get some sweet cendols, retweets, and funs
>>51678282
t. /r/indonesia moderator
>>51678411
is this (You)>>51677739
burmese are bretty chill
>>51678411
Don't be Muslim and you'll be fine
>>51678620
Yeah, it's me. Thought /asean/ might know some Burmese personally
>>51678411
Tell them "fuck gommie".
>>51678899
Many thanks, familia
Sister just hit my dick famsies, probaably the last family gathering I show to desu sick of her
>>51679150
Story
>>51678227
>MCI
Mac Club Indonesia?
>>51679150
Rape her then blackmail her.
have you ever wondered what is the shittiest city in ASEAN region?
i believe i know the answer to that
the shittiest """""city""""" would be north cuc.kloocan
>tfw no qtp2t filipina gf
>>51664136
The May 1998 riots is basically natives ganging on the Chinese because they can't git gud.
>>51678227
All three has a disturbingly high retard population. At least in 4chins I can trash retards without getting banned.
>>51679511
Hello Liem @ Merula4. Pls upload new video.
i want to get out of this cuc.kloocan shithole
Tfw my classmates back in gradeschool are getting married 1 by 1
What the fuck have I been doing in my life ;_;
>>51679555
what's stopping you?
>>51679511
>1998
So long ago
>>51679577
you're on the right track. marriage a shit.
>>51679578
Money
>>51679577
>white people no longer get married
>no longer pressured into it
Feels p good. Too bad no whites are making children tho
>>51679578
rent
north caloocan has the cheapest rent in ncr, maybe technically it's tondo who has the cheapest rent but nobody in his right mind would want to live there, and while north cucKloocan is a shitty "city", i live in an area where every basic facility is available within a kilometer
>>51679673
post ao dai qts
Can non /asean/ countries stop being in this thread? Flips too. Make your own thread and stop with this flipcentric threads.
>>51679789
not him but no
>>51679787
tondo, cheap because the rooms that you rent in there are from the slums I assume?
>>51679835
/asean/ would be stale and bland without the non-asean cunts and /asean/ would be absolutely dead without the flip shitposting.
>>51679835
>kicking out people who started /asean/
>not knowing why flips started /asean/
>being new
>>51679835
I have an /asean/ soul tho
>>51679888
You started /asean/ because your threads are getting lesser replies by the day. So, you change the name so other people would post too. Just try making a flip thread and I can make sure that it will last for days without getting significant number of replies.
Titid :DDDDD
>>51679835
b-but people are rude outside of /asean/
>>51679927
no zhang you dont
>>51679938
no,that's not the reason.new guy
>>51679938
>t. insta prune /pinoy/ janitor
I knew it. not taking your bait doe.
>>51679967
People are rude here too! ><
>>51679977
Of course it is. Now go make a new thread and prove me wrong.
>>51679872
yes. tondo is cheap because you would be living under the bridge in delpan and the rent is around 380 pesos a month. you would love to live there if you don't mind the city rats and cockroaches crawling all over you while you sleep
>>51678541
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK
>>51680007
he just had a bad day
>>51680012
>>51679938
>>51679835
drop the proxy,watchdog
>>51680096
hey yo that white stuff isn't sweat what the fuck
>>51680096
27C here
when's the rainy season for vietnam?
>>51680096
>20°C
quite comfy 1+1bh
Posted this in the heritage thread last night but didnt get any (You)s
r8 me m8s 2bh
>>51680072
Why can't everyone be nice?
>>51680156
EW WHITE BLOOD
>>51680156
Shit 2bh. My grandmother never work aor went to school but she still had successful children.
>>51680014
>living under a bridge
damn.
>>51680120
yogurt for skin
>>51680134
>>51680137
>>51680188
Damn I'm jelly
>>51652275
>>51673404
>>51673825
>>51677092
Die, gommie scum. 99 factories never forgot!
>>51680156
t. zhang xie liem
>>51680175
what's important is that we're nice
maybe it will cheer rude people up
>>51679835
Okay. But last time I made /ISILLand/ thread, no one posted. Not even Turkey samwich.
>>51680239
Let's try! Kill them with kindness :3
just be yourself
>>51680194
someone's jelly
>>51680198
greatgrandparents (except for maternal grandfather's dad) were probably all villagers
i'd say their descendants have come pretty far from where they were
>>51680222
nice trips but that's pretty much all your post has going for it
>>51680156
>tfw your family line didnt contributed to your countries history
>tfw your family line dont have army guys/lawyers/government official/politician/scientist
>tfw your family line had no happenings(shootings/accident) and only die in natural causes
>tfw your family line is boring as shit
>>51680202
living in north cucKloocan is worse
>>51680291
Kun anta tazdada jamala~
>>51680308
at least you don't have bule blood
>>51680156
updated with colonial flags because i just realized malaysia wasn't a real country until 1963
>>51680308
It's never too late for you to be the one that does something
>>51680308
i know a guy who is directly a relative of jose rizal.
his grandmother is the niece of jose rizal
>>51679835
>>51680262
>>51680436
Made a thread for you, snackbar.
>>51680459
Kind of offensive
>>51680489
Are you butthurt too?
>>51680459
take it to /mena/
north cucKloocan in one image
>>51680617
kek
quality north shitloocan infrastructure
>>51680705
>>51680617
>>51679405
fuck your sideways pics
>>51680828
iphone is retarded
now let me show you one of the typical road in caloocan
this shit is impassable whenever it rains here, as if landslide would happen anytime. i tried driving here one time, it rained so fucking hard and i LITERALLY almost died
you will never understand my resentment towards this fucking shitty city
>tfw no sheila gf with kangaroo costume to have sex
ded
>>51681290
ayy
does your CAPITAL region have cows roaming around in the street?
north caloocan "city"
yes
Who /ERAP2016/ here?
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2015/12/04/1528978/bongbong-erap-strong-contender-presidential-race
I cant wait for him to BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF MUSLIM REBELS again
>>51681413
>bongbong
DUDE
>philippine star
enjoy your ricky lo
What's up with pameme flipnigs today did one of the chans or reddit insulted your province again. or are you trigged because some foreigner likes Manila or something?
>>51681438
that's his nickname
MANILA A SHIT
>>51681470
Cause Davao one of the safest place in Philippines is a meme
>>51681470
>i like Manila
said no one ever. except for the dreamy province fags ofc.
I want malaysia to integrate me everyday
should i post it?
>>51681470
is this directed to me? i just want to give asean an idea what north caloocan looks like since nobody even goes in this province-like city
ok i'll stop posting
BEST GIRL
Has Poo Peemore ever posted?
I'll post it anyway
>>51677608
Cold.
Don't let us get started how hell it is here when it's summer.
Even during this time, our weather can reach way past 40 degree celcius m8
>>51681666
lewd
>>51679577
>marrying this early
Smh faM, get your finances secure before even thinking about marriage.
what are you listening right now, /asean/? Here's mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
>>51682665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLjmmV69EiE
Greatest song this year
>>51682665
Sweet ! I dig this. thanks juanon.
Here's mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMC5SlGKO8
>>51681910
never he is too busy in farming and shieet.
>Flips
>>51682857
nigga its an abbo with down syndrome.
whats up with the kitchen utensils?
>>51653727
that face
that goddamn face
>>51682857
rude desu
>>51682929
it's a midget abbo with down syndrome wearing a suite, santa clause tie, jogging pants, and rubber shoes, That's an aussie
What's with spoon posting?
>>51683235
I've never seen that leyte flag
>>51683282
We got fond of spooning qt girls.
How shitty is your speaking-english lads? You all write fine with proper grammar usually but seriously I still imagine you all speaking with broken english and with heavy accents like japanese-tier even. Its because you have time to read over your posts so they usually look right when you've revised them before you hit the post button. How true is this for you?
>>51683082
would you?
i would tbqh
>>51683453
not for us
>>51683453
yes
>>51683431
now you have
>>51683453
>broken english
>heavy accent
>singlish
Rajeev Xiu pls
>>51683453
I only converse with myself in my head
>>51683531
me too
i don't have friends to have a conversation with in english so i sometimes converse with myself instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5qJq1H-nUI&feature=youtu.be
>>51683453
I almost never have conversation using english IRL.
>>51683453
Not as bad as a Japanese voice actor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZs9QoskYmk
>>51683453
samhaw ay tink yu enbision us ispikening in buroken englis desu
>>51683529
I have perfect english with an aus accent
>>51683453
I play online and they say its pretty good
although I'd probably drop my spaghetti when talking face to face
>>51683674
do not lie la
You find out your little sister is dating an American
What do you do?
>>51683453
yes mister yes
>>51683717
When did you lrn2american?
>>51683674
vocaroo it, fag.
>>51683717
If she gets Bule or Asian, then I approve it. Otherwise I would kill her.
>>51683717
guess who's moving to america?
>>51683674
for a minute there i thought i read anus accent
heh. what evs. You guys claim to speak decent English? Time to prove it then vocaroo away~
>Watching Filipino Ladyboy porn
>The Filipino Ladyboy never shaves the hair around her cock
If you don't sort this out Philippines I'm going to invade your country 2bh
>>51683790
disappointed desu
I thought you were a real singaporean(if such a thing does exist)
>>51683829
>>Watching Filipino Ladyboy porn
God damn it, go away sex tourist.
Flips-
Looking back, would you have preferred America annexing you like they did Hawaii?
>>51683869
GIB WOMYN
>>51683877
wew,we would have lots of seats in congress with our pop
>>51683790
>bule
>>51683906
new bread
>>51683453
I speak english comfortably than writing it down for some reason.
>>51683899
>mfw China tries to steal American Spratley islands
S
I
L
L
Y
P
inb4thelock
>>51684494
FUCK YOU FLIPS
On the bottom left corner of the 4chan page is a black padlock and "Toktogi is on". Anybody know what's that for?
