I have a choice between a guy from Haiti and a guy from Myanmar as a college roommate.
Who should I choose?
Also general Haiti/Myanmar thread.
which one is least likely to decapitate you and eat your head on a bus?
>>51677739
oh lord im so sorry
at least the myanmar guy might not be a loud chimpy thug boi
but the burmese are just generally insane and dangerous. the haiti guy might actually be less annoying if you dont have stuff against blacks at all.
I guarantee you will by the end of the year though.
>>51677739
As a Floridian who has the pleasure to deal with Haitians several times a day, Myanmar.
>>51677739
Lithuania
>>51677739
lol good luck
>>51677739
which one is less likely to be gross as fuck?
>>51677809
I had a roommate from Bhutan this year. Pretty chill, though he smoked cigarettes, vapes, e-cigs and pot so that was annoying.
I don't have anything against races. Also, I go to a small college in Montana; it's cold as heck in the winters. Do you think that would influence who would want to come here?
>>51677739
Bump
Friendly bump.
>>51677739
myanmar
>>51678165
>>51678168
There is no board on here that goes so fast you have to bump it every six seconds. I don't think anywhere is like that actually, otherwise discussion would never happen.
>>51678189
Why? Do you know anyone from there?
>>51678215
no, but if i was given a choice, i would choose a gook, rather than a nigger.
~buddhist vs. dindu
>>51678200
That was two seperate people, one of which- myself, is on mobile.
>>51677809
>>51678263
So I am basically choosing from third world Caribbean hellhole and spooky-as-balls southeast Asia?
>>51678328
The Caribbean is generally alright
Haiti is Africa. Maybe even worse.
>>51678328
choose the southeast azn, it will not chimpout. you just need to take good care of it, just feed it well and pet regularly, and in return it will answer your assigned mathematical tasks.
>>51678380
>>51678441
I was originally going to choose the Haitian, but I might choose the Burmese now.
>I forgot that burgerland soldiers had to be sent into Haiti to restore order after a government coup
>>51678579
Haitians are scum, you basically can't do worse.
>>51677739
No one likes Haitians for a reason
I would choose the Haitian because of vooddoo
>>51679133
c.u.c.k
>>51679133
I considered that, actually. I'm primarily an /x/ lurker and the first thing I thought when I read "Haiti" in the housing coordinator's email was "Haitian voodoo" rather than "chimpout riots"
>>51678328
Yes. Myanmar is pretty much the Eritrea of SEA.
Myanmar.
Haitians stink.
>>51677739
If the Burmese is a Buddhist, choose him. If he's a mudslime, choose the nigger.
>>51677739
Burmese easily.
He probably has some interesting stories about his North Korea of S.E Asia.
>>51679225
I'm afraid I don't understand that analogy.
>American education
>>51679239
There's a good chance he might actually be a Christian.
>>51679239
Asian Muslims are generally better than Middle Eastern Muslims.
So even if the Burmese is a Muslim, he'd still be better than the Haitian.
>>51677739
Also OP, are you 100% sure that they're both guys?
>>51679347
They don't allow co-ed dorms at my school
>>51679318
Their country is pretty isolated and stuff because they're basically a less authoritarian North Korea. But if your potential roommate has been out of the country for a while, it should be fine.
>>51677739
lithuania mentioned
>>51679394
Ah, okay
If the Burmese guy is privileged enough to be studying in America he's probably rich or something
>>51679436
My school has pretty expensive tuition
>kill me
so I'm assuming both of them will be
>>51679501
>>kill me
lol the fact that we have HECS is one of the things I love most about Australia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tertiary_education_fees_in_Australia
>>51679690
There are some interest free government loans in the US too, but not as good as that
>>51679318
>There's a good chance he might actually be a Christian.
Heathen
>>51679347
The Muslims in Myanmar aren't your typical SE Asian. They're Rohingyas, originating from Bangladesh
Myanmar
>>51677739
OP here
I think I found the Haitian on facebook. I couldn't find the Burmese dude on there, but there is a Couchsurfing profile matching his name and age. This is the info on there, he seems chill as heck
>>51680629
Every Burmese person I've met has been really chill so I'd definitely go with him
>>51677739
Niggers smell like shit, just saying
>>51680905
Yeah, I think I will go with him.
This is the Haitian dude btw, he's on the left
>not choosing an alpha Haitian who will give you access to dozens of white pussy
>choosing a nerd gook
>>51681920
he looks like an ok guy desu.
>>51681920
>>51681965
>>51683407
I'll be hanging out with both of them, because I tend to stick with the /int/ kids and it's a small school. They both seem like decent people, honestly. But the Burmese guy seems like he might be more my speed to have to share a room with. The Haitian guy seems like a high-powered business type.
