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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>51643928
first for ドイツ
second for penis
>>51643928
2nd for ドイツ
>>51643928
4th for Japan.
>>51643928
Fourth for spaghetti
>>51644020
DELETE THIS
I have an essay due in 5 hours that I haven't started yet.
d-doushio
7th for my penis
Axis bingo.
>>51644061
you lose to my penis
suck mine you loser
>>51644070
あきらめば?
>>51644070
とっととやれ
>>51644070
How many words and what are the topics?
>>51644092
it looks delicious
>>51644061
Brudi wie merkst du dir die ganzen Aussprachen der Kanji
Ich kann mir zwar die Bedeutungen merken aber nicht wie man sie ausspricht
>>51644070
What is thema of it?
>>51644130
It's dangerous to assume it's edible...don't you think?
Love your whiskies
>>51644130
Hey, that's mine
>>51644070
d-doushio ×
ど、どうしよう ○
>>51644099
あきらめば? ×
あきらめれば?
>mfw 3rd Japanese thread in less than 10 hours
You guys are pretty active.
>>51644174
that's very nice of you to say that, but I thought Muslims don't drink.
>>51644177
Yaju-senpai, pls
>>51644177
Senpai!? what are you doing here? mazuidesuyo!
>濡れてるわ。おまんこでやろ
>>51644124
3 pages which is roughly 800-1100 words, about whether Canada benefited from the North American Free Trade Agreement or not.
¯\(°_o)/¯
>>51644189
Because it is friday night.
>>51644177
you sucked your own?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Dn6SCReX4
>>51643928
おつです~
>>51644052
I want to eat pasta now.
pasta of the olive!
>>51644185
Thank you for the correction.
This is why I don't have confidence to speak in Japanese .
>>51644283
>FTA
>Fuck The American
>>51644189
デ。アルベルト•バルボサ
Lads
>>51644185
ぼくちんは馬鹿ですからよくわりませんちゅう
御免なさいちゅう
>>51644283
Stop to view 4chan.
This is the first step.
>>51644302
I just had penne with tuna and olive sauce for launch. Top nice.
>>51644370
What are you doing back here
>>51644154
I learn them in context of words, and the words in context of a sentence.
今年 (ことし) means this year
Example sentence (grammar and unknown words don't have to be fully understood yet):
今年はイタリアに旅行したい。
ことし は いたりあ に りょこう したい。
I want to travel to Japan this year.
>>51644370
Proxy?
Or are you back in Nippon?
二つの原爆は足りなかったようです。
>>51644370
Did you come to Japan again?
>>51644397
>I want to travel to Japan
*Italy
>>51644384
That would be lovely.
>>51644397
Danke Brudi
Benutzt du 'ne Proxy oder wieso schreibst nur English?
>>51644370
pretender?
you should have been in Bangladesh a few days ago
Penis for Paris
>>51643799
Are you a woman?
>>51644548
>>51643928
Kein Problem und viel Erfolg beim Lernen
>Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English.
Nur deswegen, aber es ist nicht so wichtig
>Take it easy!
>>51644393
>>51644407
>>51644414
>>51644585
Just a VPN d(^_^)o
Bangladesh a shit bck
Might be working in the summer for a large company in Tokyo, will I develop severe depression and alcoholism and commit suicide within 2 months?
Ich kann Deutsch nicht lesen.
>>51644634
Alright lad, i'll report back when i know at least 300
>>51644656
Hopefully less.
>>51644656
I've heard that depending on the company, foreigners will be let out earlier than Japanese people.
>>51644313
>don't have confidence to speak in Japanese
I know that feel bro.
I couldn't speak Japanese well when I first came to Japan. I was a kid at that time so I could understand them rapidly, but I was afraid to speak with Japanese classmates at first. I've been thinking that everyone laugh at me when I try to speak in Japanese.
Well, someguys maybe laugh at you, but most Japanese won't laugh with English accent Japanese.^^
It can say in New Zealand, as well, right?
Somepeople will laugh, but most people won't laugh at foreigner's English.
>>51644658
Wer so gut schreiben kann, der kann auch lesen :3
>>51644703
Good morning.
>>51644283
What are your professor's position?
>>51644647
>Bangladesh a shit
still better than immigrant shithole aka Germany.
>>51644647
Assalamu Alaikum
>>51644745
I still haven't gone to bed. It's 9:42am..
>>51644647
>VPN
aha (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
>>51644813
Oh...( ;´Д｀)
>>51644693
pic related
>>51644775
>Shithole
John pls immigrants come here and not to Bangladesh for a reason
>>51644904
時差ぼけだw
日本にいた
>>51644693
Thanks Rajeet
>>51644735
39 friend.
I admire Japanese that try their best to speak English, I'll try harder to speak Japanese more often.
飯テロの時間ですか?
>>51644962
Most of African nations have higher immigrants rate than Europe but they are still shitholes.
>>51644962
fuck
>>51644174
I know what you mean senpai.
Went ot the Shard in London for drinks during the summer, me and the lads got a bottle of 21 year old Taketsuru.
Was some nice shit.
>>51644283
50k Results on proquest senpai. You should be able to find something to help if.
that is if you have access to it
>>51644813
Go to bed, senpai.
Sleep is good for the soul
>>51644735
This desu. Japs are always really polite when you get shit wrong with their language and will correct you without being a cunt.
Unlike the French who get salty as shit if you mispronounce something in their dying language
>>51644735
>won't laugh with English accent Japanese
I'm almost always impressed with how quickly gaijin pick up passable Japanese in relatively short periods of time.
Of course there are people who manage to stay unable to speak Japanese after 10 years of living in Japan, but those who try do pretty well.
I'm getting convinced that Japanese may be easy to learn.
>>51645025
や
め
ろまじで食べたい
最近肉食ってない・・・
>>51644974
>時差ぼけだw
You should not have sleep in airplane.
>日本にいた
How was it?
>>51645166
肉があるなら肉を食べればいいじゃない。
>>51644994
がんばってね!
>>51645072
WTF is that French "r"? I can't believe it's easy for French to pronounce it:(
>>51645145
We are doing really hard!
大人になってから外国語を勉強するのはすごく大変だと思う
子供の頃に勉強し始めてラッキーw
Btw guys, what do you think about Linda Linda Linda movie? It is about a school festival and the main character is a transfer student girl from korea. Dont all japanese hate koreans? Why making movies with them?
>tfw ふられた
>>51645386
もしかして昨日いたカンボジアの人?
>>51645380
ないから今これ食ってる
corn dog
>>51645520
>mfw
最近ひき肉安くていいわ
>>51645169
楽しかった
日本語の言語の学校に行った
たくさん買ったw
>>51645386
>子供の頃に勉強
一度、中国語の勉強をし始めたけど、3分で挫折したわ。
>>51645554
いいよね。
いつも皮を先に食べて、ソーセージはお尻で味わってから食べてる。
>>51645520
detail
詳しく
kwsk
>>51645520
へーそうなんだ
あっ、そうだ(唐突)
まずうちさぁ、屋上・・・あんだけど・・・焼いてかない?
コンニチワ
>>51645482
Listen here.
All Japanese don't hate Koreans.
Japanese had been nothing to do with Koreans for a long time.
Recently, we began to have a relationship with Koreans.
And then both friendship and hate were caused at the same time.
>>51645554
それはそれで美味そうじゃないか。
>>51645657
えっ…＾＾;
皮ごとケツで味わうのがいいのに、剥いちゃうなんて勿体ない><
>>51645482
haven't seen the film
will see it just to hate it
just because it's Koreans in it
>>51645842
尻マン汁が皮に吸い取られちゃう!
>>51645482
日本人は気にしていないが、決して韓国人と付き合うことは出来ない事を知っている。
つまり、相容れない種族である。
>>51645523
はいそうです
やっぱりばれます?w
>>51645598
僕はラーメンは好きですよ(意味不明)
>>51645386
In english its called a rolling R.
Its pretty dumb desu
>>51645769
友情などない。
それは韓国が国策で日本人を嫌うように教育した最大の成果。
Hey Hey janiter
Have you ever fucked a cute Japanese guy in the ass?
How was it? Where do you meet guys like that for homosex and stuff?
>>51646119
Shinjuku nichome
>>51646141
I think they use mobile phone apps nowadays.
>>51646089
I have heard from a very reliable source that Osaka is nothing more than a country town and the only city in Japan is Tokyo.
Is this true?
>>51644271
>when you say まんこ and a jap grill hits you on the arm because you said a dirty word
>>51646119
Go to Shimokitazawa, Tokyo.
It's a holy groung for homosex video mania.
>>51646231
>>51646224
ジジイくさい
ハゲくさいセンス
>>51646231
No
Osaka is the second largest city in Japan and everone know Osaka is big city.
check it out on google map.
>>51646232
did that actually happen to you
>>51646119
maybe
http://www.juno.dti.ne.jp/kazuo24/
Why Japanese eat fish alive?
>>51646231
>>51646347
I checked the population size of Sydney and it was about 4.3 million.
The only city that is bigger than Sydney in Japan is Tokyo.
キチガイ
>>51646077
>>51646377
Chinese taught us.
>>51646377
Umami
>>51646231
mind is big! Tokyo is mind small
>>51646322
I promise on *insert whichever sport event you think is important* that a Japanese man told me that recently.
>>51646417
pro-tip: no one gives a fuck about Sydney.
>>51646347
>second
I thought it's Yokohama now.
>>51646417
Have you ever been to Kyoto? How is it?
Why have Japanese so disgusting porn?
>>51646377
I have never eaten it in such a way of that.
>>51646363
Yes, but it was contextually fine, we were discussing curse words.
I find it interesting how jap grills are often shy or downright avoidant of anything more intimate than talking, but then there come situations like this.
sasimi is not yammi!
japan
>>51646505
It's nice. It's touristy. But it's overpriced.
Good deals are available only to the locals.
>>51646523
I have not looked. Do you know a lot?Kim
>>51646523
how do you know so much about Japanese porns?
>>51646659
I saw your mother in one.
She is very good.
>>51646481
>Osaka
>people have a big heart
>>51646682
CNN?
Is it true that Japanese girls like only white foreigners, because Japanese are nerdy and have small penises?
>>51646578
Is it true that "separated breasts" are considered to be sexier in the States than obvious cleavage?
>>51646505
I have to go to Kyoto, in new year day...
My mother is from Kyoto.
>>51646578
REEEEEE
>>51646523
>disgusting
Our porn dominate the world market.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-04/ghost-boats-mystery-grips-japan/7003560
>>51646728
Not really 2bh
>>51646721
I love aubergines.
>>51646647
>>51646759
Was wondering since I'll be there in the summer
I hear the Yen to USD is good right now so everything is pretty cheap there.
>>51646721
but,
Korean woman complains that the penis of the Korean man is small.
>>51646578
translate please
>>51646721
Yeah that's right
go to Japan so that you can be one of them
>>51646813
Really?
I hear American girls look for the bras that "lift and separate."
>>51646856
トイレ
これは、男性と女性とに分離しています。
間違えないでください。
LINDA LINDA
LINDA LINDA LINDAAAA
MOSHIMO BOKU GA ITSUKA
KIMI TO DEAI HANASHIAU NARA
SONNA TOKI WA DOUKA AI NO
IMI WO SHITTE KUDASAI
>>51646854
>USD
I think USD is going to be much stronger next summer. America is expecting the interest rate increase soon, possibly by this year-end, no?
>>51646701
The birth that you don't know even the nationality well
>>51646919
It really depends on your preference for 'motorboating'
>>51646951
How do you fix the sentence with minimum word change?
>>51646523
As we say in Portuguese, "a necessidade aguça o engenho"; this is a proverb which means that someone will eventually try and come up with a solution to a perceived problem.
Japanese porn expanded to different genres as a way of circumventing the censorship laws on genitalia.
>>51646991
Her origin goes as the wind in my ass
>>51646975
TRAIN TRAIN HASITTE YUKU
TRAIN TRAIN DOKO MADE MO
>>51647024
>Lavatory
>It is separated between "male" and "female".
>Be careful.
>>51647002
>motorboating
my new word for the day. thanks.
>>51647026
right...if the government wants us to stop producing hentai stuff, they should stop censorship to kill our imagination.
>>51647168
>>51646983
Well if it gets stronger that means stuff over there will be even cheaper
I don't know when the US is planning to do that interest rate stuff but I'm planning to go over to Kyoto in June/July this year
>>51647272
>this year
which year are you in?
>>51646701
>>51646991
>>51647090
>>51647096
MIRAI WA BOKURA NO TE NO NAKA
DAREKA NO RUURU WA IRANAI
DAREKA NO MORARU WA IRANAI
GAKKOU MO JUKU MO IRANAI
>>51647200
Japanese law suffers from the same limitations in certain areas as American law does.
They try to define what a certain thing is and soon enough the loopholes are found.
I like how the anti-prostitution law is worded in Japan, you can't pay for penetrative sexual relationships. So Sumata was invented, Pink Cabarets were invented, Soap Lands were invented, Compensated Dating, etc.
Pretty creative.
What do you mean you were unpopular in your country and you're unpopular in Japan too?!
おやすみlads
>>51647375
ANIME JA NAI
ANIME JA NAI
HONTO NO KOTO SAA
HONTO NO KOTO SAAAAAAAA
>>51647415
Good LN title senpai desu
>>51646975
>>51647096
>>51647375
>>51647449
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CzNVk18wjXA
>>51647331
Sorry, I was thinking of it like the academic year (August to July)
>>51647454
>>51647381
the law doesn't prohibit the penetration itself.
it prohibit the sex for money with a "random" man.
So, as long as it's the sex with "specific" men, it's legal.
The industry makes the situations in which the client is considered to be "specific" for prostitutes.
>>51644174
Is this one worth its price when the 12 y/o is much cheaper ?
>>51647449
なぜガンダムになったんだww
君が地球連邦の国民だから?
>>51647495
KI GA KURUISOU
>>51647533
Summer in Kyoto is quite vicious.
Don't melt and wear lots of deodorant.
>>51647576
>>51647614
>12 y/o
Oh, it's about whiskey...right.
Do Japanese people actually post here? or just foreigners living in Japan? I guess I just thought they would rather be on 2ch or something similar
>>51647657
why is that flag like ours?
>>51647657
>KI GA KURUISOU
SOREHA YOKATTA
>>51645386
French 'r' comes from the throat, since japanese doesn't use that sound it's normal that you can't pronounce it well
>>51647731
Both, I guess
>>51647657
KIIII GAAAA KU RU I SO U N
YASASII UTA GA SUKI DE
AAAAA ANATA NI MO KIKASETAI
KONO MAMA BOKU WA
ASE WO KAITE IKI YOU
AAAAA ITSU MADE MO KONO MAMA SA
BOKU WA ITSU DE MO UTA WO UTAU TOKI WA
MAIKUROHON NO NAKA KARA
GANBARE TTE ITTE IRU
KIKO E TE HO SH I I A NA TA NI MO
<<GANBARE!!>>
>>51647770
フランス人は最初の”H”は声を出さないのでしょう?
>>51647731
Well 2ch doesn't have an international board and it's only for Japanese IP's
>>51647672
I heard the humidity is brutal. Oh well.
Anything you suggest I should see?
>>51647731
I'm a Japanese who don't like anime.
( ^ω^ )
>>51646231
If you're in Kansai go to Kyoto and Nara from my experience they are much more pleasant cities. Osaka is just a kind of small Tokyo
>>51646951
Thank You so bitch.
>>51647842
There are lots of things to see in Kyoto.
Fushimi-Inari Shrine is one.
It's cool (temperature-wise) even in Summer.
>>51647689
is Gordon Shumway back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwilcwr2aKw
>>51647866
You have bad grammar, so I believe you.
>>51647731
If we're foreigners in Japan, how do you explain our terrible English?
>>51647919
>>51647870
>Osaka
Food is cheaper in Osaka though.
Okonomi yaki is cheap and merry.
>>51647919
>[ケータイ]
iphone? android? windows phone?
>>51647946
(´・ω・｀)
>>51647957
Drunken stupors?
>>51647946
Thanks.
>>51647945
Remind me of a shitter, japanese version of The Libertines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAusT_Yl1gE
>>51647731
I'm Japanese. look at my awful English
>>51647752
ジャブローの場所を教えろ、連邦め!
Tell us the location of Jaburo, Feddie scum!
>>51647780
GANBARE
>>51648004
＼(^o^)/
I can't speak English.
There are a couple of Japanese posters, whose English is excellent, but are not quite native.
>>51648068
おめでとう
>>51647770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFGKaOEZfs
>>51647823
Sorry I can't read japanese
>>51647945
>>51648021
Only The Blue Hearts are allowed in this thread
https://youtu.be/JfnFOJ3jbPY
>>51647823
フランス語ではhは書いてあることだけですけど、もしくは二つの母音の間の合図かも。
>>51648124
Ahahah this is gold !
>>51647495
I know Linda Linda, I just wanted to sing something else (• 3•)
>>51647657
I'm on my phone and looking up the kanji would take too long. 英語でください.
>>51648042
Fucking Zeek, get out of my planet!
>>51648129
It's a Japanese joke. The sentence could be read both "French don't pronounce the first H" and "French is quiet in their first sex."
>>51648123
雷電って、本当になんでいたのかわからない
>>51648218
深っ!
>>51648264
I know. That's the thing about Japanese...(-。-)y-゜゜゜
>>51648214
How do you knowLinda Linda?
>>51648214
>なぜガンダムになったんだww
What's with the Gundam lol
>君が地球連邦の国民だから?
Because you're a citizen of the Earth Federation?
>Fucking Zeek, get out of my planet!
I was just kidding about the Zeon stuff.
[spoiler]I'm actually Crossbone Vanguard master race[/spoiler]
>>51648218
I like that aspect of japan that a sentence can have many meanings, it's really interresting but that's also one of the things that makes it difficult to learn
>>51648232
ごめん
Is you guys going to see STAR WARS?
Hiya I'm mixed chinese/korean and I'm going to go study abroad in japan for next semester.
whats it like over there being asian but speaking literally 0 japanese?
any tips? I heard from other students I can't speak any chinese or people will give you bad looks
>>51648379
You might be interested in reading this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-_and_low-context_cultures
>>51648507
Translate 雷電 please.
>>51648540
>any tips
how about cancelling the plan all together?
>>51648264
>深っ!
Good reaction desu, senpai.
>>51648325
Ouendan 2. Beautiful game.
>>51648351
>that oldschool art
HNNNG STOP MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
>>51648649
can't grant only lets me go to singapore or jp
I would much rather go to korea instead
>>51648641
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%9B%B7%E9%9B%BB%E7%88%B2%E5%8F%B3%E3%82%A8%E9%96%80?oldid=41640501
>>51648512
Ofc, I already have my ticket for December 16th.
So when your Japanese wife stops having sex with you, does she allow you to go on vacations to Thailand at least or are you just stuck with masturbating?
>>51648540
Who cares?
The fact that you don't speak Japanese will make it difficult to make friends but no one gives shoot as long as you are polite.
>>51648512
I'd like to but I don't have anyone to go with
>>51648712
>>51648824
December 16th...( ﾟдﾟ)
>>51648968
>I'd like to but I don't have anyone to go with
Me too.I will go alone(/ _ ; )
>>51648507
気にしないで、全然問題ないよ
>>51648512
no, I don't care
>>51648512
>going to a movie theater
>>51649104
Buy me a plane ticket to Japan and I'll watch it with you
>>51649176
That sounds great,my friend.
>>51649487
no, but most of the group I'm going with are
>>51649025
hehe too early for u
こんばんは!
元気ですか、みなさん
>>51649495
>>51649176
Someone's getting hitched on the 16th
>>51649495
>a return ticket from Tokyo to London
>about \100,000
you must be rich
>>51649569
are they korean too?
do they like the Smiths and German guys?
>>51649617
やあ、超眠いよ
>>51648123
Kojima the madman!
>>51649617
元気ですよ!金曜の夜だもの
>>51649617
元気だけど、眠いです。
>>51649651
all the qt korean girls i know only date qt korean guys.
oh and ones dating a persian
>>51649617
こんばんみ
朝までコースですよ
Give me a catch to start a conversation.
>>51649784
I see. It's ok, I already have a korean girlfriend
>>51649617
草木も眠る丑三つ時ですが、寝るべき?
>>51649903
how was your exam?
